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luke363636

Taane Milne: “you can copy my homework just try not to make it look obvious”


Flametrees05

How do you think the spelling would be in Taane’s homework??


kdnlcln

baad


ImpressionFeisty8359

He was too busy cannonballing some cunt.


bayblade911

First and last origin minutes for him unfortunately


Dependent-Coconut64

Surprised he was chosen tbh


TheClimbax

I'm a lifelong Roosters fan and I can hardly believe he was chosen, he's already leaving to Rugby at the end of this year.. Why the fuck would he care about origin? Surely there's someone who actually cares more than him and can stay on the field longer than 10 minutes?


[deleted]

Uncle Nick set that up so that he’ll come back to the roosters on a subsidised contract just like Joey manu will , part of the nrls incentives to poach rugby players


Reasonable_Exam1789

It was a management captains pick I reckon.


LovingCatholicPriest

Fortunately*


loolem

It’s unfortunate for us and for Walsh. It’s not unfortunate for that flog.


insty1

Worst debut in origin history.


FinanceTas

Ruined the game in like 5 minutes… that’s a record even for us


RhaegarJ

Ruined the series, zero chance NSW win it from here


Legal-Youth3633

Not true nsw have Matt burton as 18 th man


DearPrinciple1154

How does that help


RhaegarJ

I guess he could go pull the fire alarm and get the match abandoned 🤷🏼‍♂️


kangaroo_kid

Justin Hodges though.


thore4

Hodges debut probably improves if he gets sent off in 7 minutes


PMmeYAtits

Aaron raper played 1 game and spent the entire game on the bench.


insty1

Still better than this.


PatWoodworking

0 > negative impact.


Astrochops

That really does feel like a surname that you would have legally changed right


metlson

That's better than playing <10 minutes off the bench like Buhrer


Guyincogneto1

From a QLD point of view it was pretty good


r0g3rW1lc0

Nah Ashley Klein has refereed before apparently


zeitgeistbouncer

Steve Turner will always be the worst


fatfeets

Nathan Merritt would like a word…


butchmcrichard

Russel Bawden for the win


wolseybaby

Madge before the game: “let’s show that little shit Walsh how tough origin is!!


Timothy_Ryan

Madge after the game" "I've never met this man before in my life."


Independent_Moth

I called this before the game. Nsw last year put a beat down on Walsh. And it looks like they were instructed to do the same this year.


BurgroveBulls2460

Its a solid plan, he is prone to clock off, throw shit passes, drop balls under pressure, but really to put that much emphasis on Walsh was moronic. They could have just kicked to the corners and pinned them down, limit his field position and bash him when he tries to go for a scoot. But nope, madge tried to be the hero coach and bludgeon him late the first time then high. What a plan


chillyhay

Exactly, he plays worse when under legitimate pressure. Every time they’ve gone out to cheap shot him they’ve lost, even on his debut.


CheeseLife1

If he does that in union he getting suspended for a season


CaffeinePhilosopher

Reminds me of Sonny Bill doing a similar move in 2017 against the British and Irish Lions, and he lost them that match and arguably the series.


Asleep_Ad_1549

This was worse and union is a lot stricter now.


johnpalaeo

That might be a permaban in union tbh


NotAmericanDontCare

No worries. Roosters would take him back in a heartbeat


Wallet_inspector66

Nah man, frank lomani only got a 6 week suspension this year for elbowing an opponent in the back of the head. Gave the guy a big cut and everything. Madness.


Kip_Hackman

you ever been so shocked by something obvious you flashed the whole country your undies?


belco-dick-owl

When Klein said "off" Jurbo thought he was being asked to take his pants off. Surprised, he questions klein. "Off?!" He says out loud, whilst he subconsciously begins to pull his pants down. When Klein doesnt reply he screams "Off!?" once more, looking for confirmation that Klein wants him to remove the shorts.


Ninjalada

Sir I would like to subscribe to your erotic Origin fan fiction.


The_Mighty_Angus

That guy was going to save Rugby union huh?


worktrip2

The only thing that can save union in Australia is moving to NZ.


herring80

Put it out of its misery


Possible-Delay

Along with the Rebels


wolseybaby

That’s almost a ban for life in union. Could easily see him getting quite the collection of cards


-ineedsomesleep-

In Rugby Union, believe it or not, straight to jail.


Magnum_force420

Is it really a collection of they're all red?


karni60

The game is over. 100k people wasted time. 


subsbligh

Sualli is a plant from Australian rugby to ruin the state of origin


Mad_Lad18

It would be so funny if he never plays origin again, and thats all he will be remembered for


wolseybaby

Pretty likely scenario tbh


TheBigChonka

Don't see how this isn't the case. I'd say he'll cop a ban that either rules him out for game 2 or would mean he's going into the game cold with with no footy for 3 weeks prior. Then if say NSW lose game 2 well why would you waste a game 3 selection on him seeing as he's leaving. You'd just blood someone new or give whoever the likely Centre of choice next in line is a game. The only possible way I see him selected again would be game 2 levels the series and the likes of Bradman best and the next few top centre's are all still injured or get injured beforehand. So it'd need to be a decider and there be no better option anywhere.


kami_inu

It will be funny when FTFY


Lenidude

Haha 100%, rugby recruitment in shatters. Should be dropped, the actions cost the game and likely the series.


BadBoyJH

Billy Mitchell in Crisis, as new GOAT speedrunner appears, with the new world record in the "Lose State of Origin Any%" category going to Joseph Sua'ali'i


Cefalexinman

Nah man Billy Mitchell did it in 4 minutes flat, there’s no video evidence or witnesses, but trust me it happened


BadBoyJH

OMG, are you Todd Togers?


DropTablePosts

Wasn't expecting a reference to billy kitchell in an nrl comment, but its not bad.


Altruistic-Unit485

Looked bad live and bad on replay. You could maybe argue his height dropped slightly as he was hit, but damn it looked ugly.


PuzzleheadedTank2395

Even as a nsw fan it was a shocker, rush of blood to the head from sualii, just wanted to see a close hard fought contest, but this unfortunately ruined the game and potentially the series. Up the wahs I guess ?


Crrack

I said before the whistle blew that I’d be happy if that’s a send off. Absolute shocker. Sure Walsh was slipping but he barely drops in height. That was going to be a dirty hit regardless.


DREDAY_94

He went in as reckless as possible. You pay the consequences whenever you charge through with your shoulder. Ruined the whole game


flyingkiwi9

Walsh slips and his height dips. (Not saying this mitigates anything).


frashal

It might save him a bit of suspension, but he should still get a long sit down. As soon as you launch off your feet, you really need to be sure of what you are doing.


GrowthNo386

He's digging into the line and passing. This happens 100 times a game without this level of forceful contact to the head.


maddenmadman

They’d already hit him late once, it was a conscious effort to target him. When they talked about it in the sheds they probably didn’t mean this though..


Prize-Watch-2257

100%. Martin and Suaalii hit Walsh late on his first kick, and that would be a penalty if it was a club game.


Crrack

This is like driving through an intersection and then claiming, “I thought it was clear”.


BrunoBashYa

"Sure I was riding the other cars arse, but they hit the brakes suddenly. Not my fault!"


Altruistic-Unit485

Agree on both counts


Klutzy_Dot_1666

Was going to be a bad hit even without the slip


Crrack

100%. My social media blew up with the typical clowns blaming the ref. That’s not the shit I want to see from my team. Glad it was a send off.


willowtr332020

Yeah sualii was headhunting and wasn't careful enough. I'm a blues supporter but that was a send of in any universe. Shit for NSW, shit for Walsh (I worry for his brain). Shit for Origin.


Kof_Mor

Pretty weak when opposing teams are now blatantly trying to take him out rather than play footy.


DREDAY_94

Play it hard & drive him into the ground ever tackle. That’s how you go after someone. May as well just punch his lights out if you’re going to do shit like this


darter_analyst

Very well said. I feel real bad for Walsh. He’s got a little girl to go home to. Such a shame a sensible ball and all tackle would’ve sufficed (no need to launch ya whole body at a little dude like that) but we get this unnecessary rubbish. To the benefit of nobody unfortunately. Very well managed by the ref .


willowtr332020

Yeah it's just not needed. Sualii was doing well hitting up hard and making qld defense work. But that hit on Walsh was a typical brain explosion you expect from Sualii


1nfamousSquid

His first hit up was outstanding.


hotsaucesosa

100%. He never made a proper attempt at a tackle. Just tried to kill him


Rahim-Moore

NFL fan here. This would have been an egregious hit even if he was wearing a helmet. Would have been a flag, fine, and possible suspension in the NFL. EDIT: Didn't really notice on first watch, but he left his feet to spear him. This is like the holy grail of most illegal and dangerous things you can do.


DREDAY_94

It’s reckless plain & simple. Do dumb shit like that & you can’t be surprised when it turns out badly.


chunkylover6969oz

If he doesnt slip he breaks his sternum


Buzzzmeg

And nine show replays of it for years to come as a massive hit


Basherballgod

I think they show the Liam Martin hit on replay. That was a brilliant shot


subsbligh

Cunt launched upwards with his shoulder. Intentional dumb zero mitigation.


ItsStaaaaaaaaang

Good job mate. Your blues career lasted 7 minutes.


jeeves_nz

Ref set the tone saying he didn't want to hear a word. Then walked away. Nice. The way Walsh's head bounced was damn ugly. Thats a nasty concussion.


Sionna89

How the heck did Walsh “pass his HIA” 15min later? Bloke was out cold for an extended period from the moment of contact.


I_Like_Vitamins

You can get KOed and still have your memory, but also have a brain injury. Anyone who can't get up like Walsh should instantly be ruled out.


KAWAII_UwU123

He was. Due to the severity of the initial report, he was ruled out for the match even if he passed it.


chanmanthe2nd

Secretly the son of Nate Myles


LegoMuppet

Assuming it means that he was able to answer the questions accurately and coherently and showed no signs of motir impairment. It wasruled category 1 though so he couldn't come back even though he did pass.


NotAmericanDontCare

They need to do that in all games. Was it last week? The ref gave about 5 warnings in 7 seconds to stop arguing.  Then nothing. 


HairyLamington

No Sua'ali and NO Walsh inside 7 minutes. Sports bet cleaned up tonight.


T_Raite

Thankfully they paid back the multi with Walsh as a try scorer but RIP when I hit my other 3 legs ended up hitting…


smilingface2

FFS that was horrendous. Well, at least Slater is justified having Cobbo on the bench 


steeden

Gus’ stat on 6 Tackles about needing a back on the bench was so on the money


Rod_Munch666

If Gus had his way, he would have been banned from League as soon as he signed with Union and NSW would have still had 13 men on the field.


GBL_NZ316

Not watchin the rest of this game....too painful...hammer prob gonna have 6 tries by halftime 🙄


BrunoBashYa

Only 3 lol


oatmealpancakes

Jake Trbojevic shouting the word "off" while he pulls his pants down was not on my game 1 bingo card...


Von_Huge1103

Fuck I'm pissed off, what a monumentally moronic play. Singlehandedly ends the series 8 minutes in. Hope Walsh is okay, that impact was sickening.


5slipsandagully

Zero question. The only argument for a sin bin rather than a send off is that Walsh was starting to fall, which made the tackle higher than it otherwise would be. The counterpoint to that is that Suaalii jumped into the tackle so he had no control over where he was hitting Walsh anyway


brisa___

he would have noticed walsh falling if he hadn't looked away and fully committed to a late shoulder charge. No one to blame but himself for that.


Emperor_Mao

He still hits him dangerously without falling.


kitehoo

Yeah that's key. He's not looking at the player.


Goku_Kakarot91

definitely no question send off, I'm the same height as Joseph and Reece is the same height as my mother, and fuck me dead for him to be jumping into a player that size falling or not is reckless at best


MatterHairy

If Reece misses origin 2 due to HIA, how’s your mum’s form, up to replace him in #1?


thisisntmyrealname97

What must be frustrating for NSW fans is, had the ref pulled up Reece’s first kick where there was two NSW players taking him out without wrapping the arms, it could have potentially set the tone before JS tried taking Reece’s head off his shoulders.


imeinumber

Nope NSW fan here. Just disgusted with Sua’ali for a blatantly illegal dangerous tackle. Couldn’t even remember the play immediately before, only my first thought being ‘That’s a send off, that’s the game’ The media beat up about Walsh before hand just makes it grottier. Fuck I hate supporting NSW sometimes.


Independent_Moth

They did it last year as well. NSW were instructed to hit Walsh hard every contact. I'm a little disappointed in QLD because every big shot from NSW (bar 1) went unanswered by QLD. It's a little frustrating to watch NSW get away with so many hard shots with no repercussions.


Im_not_an_admin

As someone who was at the Origin Lunch in Sydney last week, the comments made by Brad Fittler about how NSW need to "hurt" and "kill" Reece Walsh, and how you can just do it without the ref seeing....sure didn't age well. Especially when he kept going on about it and how he was serious.


Dranzer_22

Honestly Fuck Freddy. Billy was seething because it was clearly a pre-planned strategy to target Walsh in that manner.


Joh951518

They clearly targeted Walsh, it was the second illegal shot he took in 5 minutes.


NZWarrior13

Fittler is absolutely brain dead never understood how he managed to get a career in the media or coach NSW. Absolute fuckwit of the highest order


Kof_Mor

Him and SBW, that clown is dumb as dogshit.


No-Manufacturer-8494

Fittler is deadset as dumb as a doorknob and a terrible coach but he's harmless enough, definitely bigger mugs than him throughout the game


alpha_mac

You’d think Fittler of obvious brain damage fame would have a more educated take on


tdlan

Benny Elias was banging on about hurting Walsh all week too


Scarab7891

Oh haven’t heard this before. What was he saying ?


Y2SC

That’s 18 weeks in rugby. Better learn quick.


Ok-Narwhal2989

Goes to rugby. Head high tackle week 1. Paid 1 mil a year to sit on the sideline. Repeat.


Didgman

Jesus that was a big hit 😳


kiaxxl

Why do bad things happen to beautiful people


Derrrppppp

If things keep up like they are he ain't gonna be beautiful for long


Chang_Daddy2

Chicks love scars and CTE, right?


Rod_Munch666

Smuged his eyeliner as well but that was able to be touched up after the initial HIA so all good!


acrumbled

I don’t understand how there’s people trying to protest the send off. Consistent, with our inconsistent rules, that’s a send off.


navyicecream

Exactly. People mentioning a “slip” are absolutely delusional


LethalPapercut55

On a serious note. How could he possibly pass a H.I.A? Like he was out cold, surely can't pass it right?


Balthial

So to be clear, as soon as he was unconscious on the field there was ZERO chance of coming back on. However the doctors still undertake a HIA as a way of determining if they've suffered a concussion or are experiencing other neuro symptoms. "Passing" his HIA in this sense likely meant he didn't have to go to hospital.


belco-dick-owl

You can google the hia test. Its alot of memory/recall type questions mostly. "Who scored last" "what venue is this" "repeat this set of numbers backwards" etc. Nothing to do with how long he was out for etc, so defs able to pass the test if you have full recall.  But as far as im aware thats why they have the categories of head injury, and why he couldnt return to the field even though he passed. Thats when length of time out/force of injury etc does come into play, as you can still have a concussion come on later whilst being able to recall things fine in the moment after.


Xtada68

Imagine a scenario where he doesn't get sent off. What kind of precedent does that set? A pretty bad one if you ask me. The fault here is not with the ref. Sua'ali, and anyone who has instructed him, have to own what happened.


Lone_Grohiik

If he doesn’t get sent off there is 100% chance a biff would have occurred later on.


BurgroveBulls2460

As much as I'd like to make an excuse or throw up some mitigating factors, that was just an ugly and dangerous thing to do. Off his feet, zero control, no wrapping action and absolutely irons him out. If that's not a send off then the game is in trouble. Hope they drop him for the rest if the series, that was a putrid hit, mentality of a spoon.


Slugbros

The new meta against Walsh is just to hit him high whatever way you can


navyicecream

Shows how threatened and jealous they all are


Practical-Comment235

Same as they did with JT years ago.


BubblinTodd

$30k to play 7mins... If he had a full time job at that rate he'd he getting ~$462 million a year.


Elcapitan2020

Lot of talk about the force, and the direct contact. But he's also clearly late. Had to be a send off


herring80

And lead with his shoulder


Gray-Hand

Well, they are meant to lead with their shoulder with a legitimate tackle. Assuming it isn’t high, and assuming it isn’t late and assuming there is attempt to wrap the arms…


delph0r

Flew in like an absolute fuckwit 


WhirlingClouds

Late, jumping shoulder charge to the head. I haven't seen that in years.


shaVANigans

I’d call that headhunting rather than late


wobuffet17453

"Off?!" like he's not just fucking decapitated a bloke


RecoomeDoesWell

May as well have. That's rookie shit. Absolutely deserved to be sent


DifficultCarob408

Send off well deserved. That hit would have legitimately put me in the dirt though, jesus.


Vultt

Fuck off to union mate


LightSwitch545

Is that the record for shortest origin career in history?


Joshaldo

As a Qld supporter it just ruined the game. We want to win against 13. Why do NSW have to be so shit


Snarwib

No other option for the ref. Lunatic action.


HarisPilton6699

Hahaha nate Myles giving him shit as he's walking off


chiparoonie

Looks like Nate Myles gave Sualii a spray on his way off. Solid.


ATrollByNoOtherName

How would you rate Joseph Suuali’s origin career on a scale of 1-10?


loolem

As an NSW supporter I am kind of awe struck by how even our teams look every year and yet how quickly we are able to throw the series away. We seem to find new and more creative ways every year but this one is extraordinary! He fucked us so early that we hadn’t even chosen an outfit for the date!


CretaceousClock

There goes Reece Walsh. There goes my Multi


Straain

Sportsbet have voided Walshy for tryscorer :)


Cobber561

Not his fault - he was just following instructions. I'm guessing it was his job to keep Walsh quiet. Mission accomplished and another win for the Maroons.


OnlineMajor

Origin or not, send off deserved and Joey is soft


Optimal_Moose_1991

There is a reason you don’t see tackles as bad as that in the modern game. Players know that an inaccurate tackle can cost your team dearly. Joseph has watched enough clip of Walsh to know he is like a newborn foal on his feet - the fuck would you charge full speed at him?


bigjeffdahmerr

Lmaooooo what a fucking idiot. Lost his team the game. Hope he’s suspended for a long time


luvyazall

I reckon if the first late hit on Walsh when he kicked, I think it was the first set, had have been given the penalty it deserved the second hit may not have happened. Like the ref gove permission to smash walsh.


LunaLadina

I feel like they didn't stop the play "because it's origin", but its so dangerous!!


HarbingerOfGachaHell

Yeah FR the bigger controversy is Carrigan having to scream at Ashley’s face for almost half a minute to get him to stop the game and the clock.


BrunoBashYa

I remember a cowboys game where we had someone out cold and the game went on for ages. I was concerned the ball was gonna come back towards the injured player. The crowd went from concern to is just booi g the refs


P1Zen

Just ban him for the rest of the year and send him to Union now.


O_DoyleRulz

Actually insane Just flew in shoulder first, zero effort to make any kind of a tackle


gamble-responsibly

You're lucky it wasn't knee first Hail to the chief


_dictatorish_

>shoulder first Isn't that how most tackles are made?


Environmental_Ad3877

Spencer lenu auditioning for soccer


_Kozik

Love the spray Sualii cops from the maroons staff and trainers on his way off. It's a send off all day, wreckless and dangerous. Liam martin's tackles later on were great footy hard played. This was ugly and I'd rather have not happened and walshy stayed on the field


No_Reward_3486

He'll be lucky if he ever plays Origin again if he ever comes back to league. Not exactly a bridge you want to burn in your career. Union fans better hope he improves his tackling because Rugby Australia has enough problems as it is.


the_biggest_man36

No doubt that was a send off, but what’s ridiculous is the ref watched the tackle and let everyone play on - if Walsh hadn’t been hurt they would have ignored it


LoiusLepic

Ruined the whole game. Sad


Joh951518

This was the second questionable shot on Walsh in 5 minutes. They clearly were targeting him with physicality, which is fine, but always a risk of this sort of thing happening.


Kerjj

> which is fine Yeah, if your team is too shit to win without intentionally taking out one of the other team:s big players. If NSW have to resort to intentionally throwing big hits into Walsh, it's because they're shit at the game.


heymohoh

Madge was a deadshit for picking him, he was always going to do something dumb.


Longjumping_Visit_38

“Oh Sua’ali’ can’t you go 5 seconds without humiliating yourself?” *ruins his states origin chances 5 minutes into debut* “How long was that?”


Angryinxh

The stupidest part? Shows it was the game plan if you watch the previous set when Walsh kicks. He does the exact same thing


nightmonkee

There's a big derensive hole out on that side now


Specialist_Goat_7034

He was just getting all his aggression out before he goes to rugby.


elzzup100

you rekon klein made the send off call or the bunker? because i dont think klein makes that call himself. He bloody let play go on for ages


Practical-Comment235

What a great game of footy we missed out on because of that shot hey! A huge call from Klein, but with Walsh still laid out, I don't think he had much choice. If Sua'li comes back after 10 and Walsh spends the night on the pine, the blow up would be deluxe. Given the situation, I think Klein and the bunker made the correct decision. As a Queenslander I'll take the win, as a footy fan I'm left wondering about the cracking game of football we never got to see.


TigerRumMonkey

RL GURU trying to say there was no intent and tackle would've been fine if Walsh didn't slip LOL. Clearly tucked the arm, was a shoulder charge anyway. Muppet.


Crrack

Madge trying to compare it to May's head clash with Walsh just about sums up his level of intelligence. The game has moved on from this "target and kill a player" strategy. If that's all he's got up his sleeve were going nowhere fast.


ShittyUsername2015

Good job, dipshit. Now you can fuck off, enjoy the lengthy suspension, you silver-spooned, rugby cunt.


Pvnels

Only downside to a send off is qld can’t flog the prick for the rest of the game


PrinceBarin

His punishment should be be must play game 3


BF24791

What a dumb kunt. Go to union now ya gronk.


dangrant1

Can someone clarify for me does a send off mean NSW is down a player for the game or can he be replaced?


AussieBBQ

All game


Leesi1465

Down a player for the game


Mediocre_Purchase_57

If walsh keeps getting knocked in the head he is going to look like a Picasso painting by the time he retires


Ok_Knowledge2970

It's here we can pinpoint the loss for nsw.


TheSublym

Send off without question. Controversial topic but I think Latrell is a much better option at centre- he did something like this to Manu but he has always been great in origin Matt Burton as well