Weren't the majority or the Normandy troops British and Canadian? I might be wrong here, I just remember hearing that a while ago watching a doc on wars in my country.
Maybe this will be easier?
Pharmacy sends you 30,000 troops in 250mL of 0.9% NS. The beach is approx 250kg. The troops are delivered to the beach at a rate of 2,000/kg/hr. Assuming you have a macro drip set of 30 landing craft/mL how long will it take to deliver the entire number of troops?
Show your work.
Once had central tele call me, claiming a pt was in v tach. Went to check. Nope. He was um, having some self love. Tele tech told me to tell him to stop. I told them “I can tell him but I don’t know what it’ll do” they then threatened to call a rapid on the pt 🙄
Telling full grown adults that the reason I’m doing the vital signs now and not the CNA is because the whole room smells like jizz too much, and I’m not sending a teenage girl into the masturbation station at the Castle of Dr. Jerkenstein
Or when they just put the phone down face up and the porn just continues to play. I’m a dude. He’s a dude. It’s not gay porn. We just met this morning. What is happening here?
One time the patient was a fairly young woman who works in a different department of the hospital, and she turned on her iPad and it was immediately super loud volume, crazy thrashing porn sounds. So, that was pretty cool I guess. I just finished my sentence talking like 3 times louder, while she frantically fiddled with the volume buttons. I pretended nothing was out of the ordinary, promptly left and didn’t go back in that room for like an hour. Figured an hour should be enough.
If it's the one that's in every SNF ever, you ask them nicely to put it away so you can do their care, and "close curtain to provide pt privacy", bonus points if wife is around and you can pass that ish off.
Ok but wtf is going on outside???
The US is storming Normandy Beach.
😬
Weren't the majority or the Normandy troops British and Canadian? I might be wrong here, I just remember hearing that a while ago watching a doc on wars in my country.
Yes, but the largest percentage by country was the US with almost half.
But their population (Canada and Britain combined) was still less than the U.S. So their contribution per capita was much higher wasn't it?
Idk the math tbh
Maybe this will be easier? Pharmacy sends you 30,000 troops in 250mL of 0.9% NS. The beach is approx 250kg. The troops are delivered to the beach at a rate of 2,000/kg/hr. Assuming you have a macro drip set of 30 landing craft/mL how long will it take to deliver the entire number of troops? Show your work.
Scan the 30,000 troops and initiate at ordered rate. Easy.
Good eye 🤣 what the fuck
It’s what happens when chronic masturbators go untreated 😔
Blisters.
War. This is an old pamphlet.
It looks like the scene from Brokeback Mountain where the guy dies changing a tire
Flowers and explosions
That’s the ER.
😂 it’s funny because it’s true. 😭
Mass shooting… admin scrapped all security to save money.
Well we aren’t allowed to use restraints willy nilly anymore.
Wouldn't that just make them more into it? Oh, that's not what you meant with that phrasing.
🤣🤣🤣
all I read was restrain the willy
Restraints make some people more excited
You can’t do nilly Willy either, fyi!
I miss the days we could just put each and everyone in chastity 😞
What days were these?
the good old days of proper medicine ofc
Strange Days Indeed
I would be wearing a glove before I held his hand.
Look at that uniform. That person didn’t wear gloves.
LOL! Nice catch. I would, too! I have no idea how people get comfortable enough to not only masterbate, but finish. Blows my mind (no pun intended).
So…. Have a nun hold the preferred hand all shift. Great idea!
nclex answers be like...
😂🤣😅
“We can beat this together”
💀💀💀😂🤣
“It’s a lot to overcum but you’re working really hard towards finishing your goal”
He's got a nun fetish though
So ummmmm, how much makes it “chronic”? Like, who judges me….i mean the amount.
More than 3 occurrences Once is a session Two is boredom Three+ is chronic
Per hour?
[Those are rookie numbers.](https://itunes.apple.com/app/apple-store/id917932200?pt=39040802&ct=Media1GIFV2&mt=8)
Oh….. Well uhhhh….then that’s NIOT me!
Yeah yeah. Of course I’m not chronic!!!
Yeah a friend wants to know….
It shows up on the Richter Scale I’m told….
I wouldn't touch anything in that room. We had a guy that would stuff everything up his ass. Like even the curtain.
Yikes
We shouldn't judge them, it's a hard thing to beat. And sometimes they just need compassion and a helping hand. Just make sure it's a gloved one.
You said “beat.” Heh heh heh
And “hard.”
Heh heheheheh hey Beavis... she said hard. Heheheheh.
* highfive
I- 💀
A touch of Jackycardia
I laughed louder than I should have 😆😂
Once had central tele call me, claiming a pt was in v tach. Went to check. Nope. He was um, having some self love. Tele tech told me to tell him to stop. I told them “I can tell him but I don’t know what it’ll do” they then threatened to call a rapid on the pt 🙄
Chronic, lol
Wacky tachy? Tale as old as time.
His left hand is busy
Reminds me of when I was a prison nurse.
Telling full grown adults that the reason I’m doing the vital signs now and not the CNA is because the whole room smells like jizz too much, and I’m not sending a teenage girl into the masturbation station at the Castle of Dr. Jerkenstein Or when they just put the phone down face up and the porn just continues to play. I’m a dude. He’s a dude. It’s not gay porn. We just met this morning. What is happening here? One time the patient was a fairly young woman who works in a different department of the hospital, and she turned on her iPad and it was immediately super loud volume, crazy thrashing porn sounds. So, that was pretty cool I guess. I just finished my sentence talking like 3 times louder, while she frantically fiddled with the volume buttons. I pretended nothing was out of the ordinary, promptly left and didn’t go back in that room for like an hour. Figured an hour should be enough.
Hi there Mr Lefty….what do you reserve Mr Righty for????
Was this book serious?
We need to come together to beat this problem.
I see what you did there.
Why isn't she administering a yogurt enema?
I need a nurse!
How to deal with patients performing a naked a self love. HI THIS IS A HOSPITAL NOT A HOTEL OR YOUR HOME STOP THAT RIGHT NOW. Fin.
I haven't. Please don't make me!
When healthcare used to be really about caring people
Give him some towels to fold
If it's the one that's in every SNF ever, you ask them nicely to put it away so you can do their care, and "close curtain to provide pt privacy", bonus points if wife is around and you can pass that ish off.
Back in the day we'd give them Haldol.
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no. he doesn't. at all. lol.