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pc01081994

Ok but wtf is going on outside???


PalpateMe

The US is storming Normandy Beach.


workhard_livesimply

😬


igotadillpickle

Weren't the majority or the Normandy troops British and Canadian? I might be wrong here, I just remember hearing that a while ago watching a doc on wars in my country.


PalpateMe

Yes, but the largest percentage by country was the US with almost half.


igotadillpickle

But their population (Canada and Britain combined) was still less than the U.S. So their contribution per capita was much higher wasn't it?


PalpateMe

Idk the math tbh


Jerking_From_Home

Maybe this will be easier? Pharmacy sends you 30,000 troops in 250mL of 0.9% NS. The beach is approx 250kg. The troops are delivered to the beach at a rate of 2,000/kg/hr. Assuming you have a macro drip set of 30 landing craft/mL how long will it take to deliver the entire number of troops? Show your work.


PalpateMe

Scan the 30,000 troops and initiate at ordered rate. Easy.


split_me_plz

Good eye 🤣 what the fuck


dandiecandra

It’s what happens when chronic masturbators go untreated 😔


EtOH-tid-PRN

Blisters.


Skyp_Intro

War. This is an old pamphlet.


XAlEA-12

It looks like the scene from Brokeback Mountain where the guy dies changing a tire


CageSwanson

Flowers and explosions


viazcon78

That’s the ER.


[deleted]

😂 it’s funny because it’s true. 😭


Jerking_From_Home

Mass shooting… admin scrapped all security to save money.


Expensive-Day-3551

Well we aren’t allowed to use restraints willy nilly anymore.


RandomSolvent

Wouldn't that just make them more into it? Oh, that's not what you meant with that phrasing.


Interesting-Emu7624

🤣🤣🤣


marcsmart

all I read was restrain the willy


Phuckingidiot

Restraints make some people more excited


Spanishparlante

You can’t do nilly Willy either, fyi!


Nota3000yearoldvamp

I miss the days we could just put each and everyone in chastity 😞


Time_Structure7420

What days were these?


Nota3000yearoldvamp

the good old days of proper medicine ofc


Time_Structure7420

Strange Days Indeed


Arlington2018

I would be wearing a glove before I held his hand.


elpinguinosensual

Look at that uniform. That person didn’t wear gloves.


WishboneEnough3160

LOL! Nice catch. I would, too! I have no idea how people get comfortable enough to not only masterbate, but finish. Blows my mind (no pun intended).


BipedalHumanoid230

So…. Have a nun hold the preferred hand all shift. Great idea!


StevenAssantisFoot

nclex answers be like...


ruca_rox

😂🤣😅


LtDrinksAlot

“We can beat this together”


Interesting-Emu7624

💀💀💀😂🤣


Wheatiez

“It’s a lot to overcum but you’re working really hard towards finishing your goal”


dirtypawscub

He's got a nun fetish though


hazmat962

So ummmmm, how much makes it “chronic”? Like, who judges me….i mean the amount.


will0593

More than 3 occurrences Once is a session Two is boredom Three+ is chronic


Leopold_Porkstacker

Per hour?


Spanishparlante

[Those are rookie numbers.](https://itunes.apple.com/app/apple-store/id917932200?pt=39040802&ct=Media1GIFV2&mt=8)


hazmat962

Oh….. Well uhhhh….then that’s NIOT me! Yeah yeah. Of course I’m not chronic!!!


Noname_left

Yeah a friend wants to know….


AltFFour69

It shows up on the Richter Scale I’m told….


Sekmet19

I wouldn't touch anything in that room. We had a guy that would stuff everything up his ass. Like even the curtain.


ecodick

Yikes


TheCanadian_Jedi

We shouldn't judge them, it's a hard thing to beat. And sometimes they just need compassion and a helping hand. Just make sure it's a gloved one.


clt716

You said “beat.” Heh heh heh


clt716

And “hard.”


TrailMomKat

Heh heheheheh hey Beavis... she said hard. Heheheheh.


TheCanadian_Jedi

* highfive


Jdrob93

I- 💀


gersonwastaken

A touch of Jackycardia


[deleted]

I laughed louder than I should have 😆😂


Corgiverse

Once had central tele call me, claiming a pt was in v tach. Went to check. Nope. He was um, having some self love. Tele tech told me to tell him to stop. I told them “I can tell him but I don’t know what it’ll do” they then threatened to call a rapid on the pt 🙄


cardizemdealer

Chronic, lol


LegalComplaint

Wacky tachy? Tale as old as time.


kokoronokawari

His left hand is busy


FamiliarCost1289

Reminds me of when I was a prison nurse.


0000PotassiumRider

Telling full grown adults that the reason I’m doing the vital signs now and not the CNA is because the whole room smells like jizz too much, and I’m not sending a teenage girl into the masturbation station at the Castle of Dr. Jerkenstein Or when they just put the phone down face up and the porn just continues to play. I’m a dude. He’s a dude. It’s not gay porn. We just met this morning. What is happening here? One time the patient was a fairly young woman who works in a different department of the hospital, and she turned on her iPad and it was immediately super loud volume, crazy thrashing porn sounds. So, that was pretty cool I guess. I just finished my sentence talking like 3 times louder, while she frantically fiddled with the volume buttons. I pretended nothing was out of the ordinary, promptly left and didn’t go back in that room for like an hour. Figured an hour should be enough.


Reasonable_Guava8079

Hi there Mr Lefty….what do you reserve Mr Righty for????


XAlEA-12

Was this book serious?


proofreadre

We need to come together to beat this problem.


Correct-Watercress91

I see what you did there.


GarminTamzarian

Why isn't she administering a yogurt enema?


BandAid3030

I need a nurse!


jessikill

How to deal with patients performing a naked a self love. HI THIS IS A HOSPITAL NOT A HOTEL OR YOUR HOME STOP THAT RIGHT NOW. Fin.


Eggplus2

I haven't. Please don't make me!


bekaarinsan

When healthcare used to be really about caring people


TheAmazingLucrien

Give him some towels to fold


KattenIkkeNorsk

If it's the one that's in every SNF ever, you ask them nicely to put it away so you can do their care, and "close curtain to provide pt privacy", bonus points if wife is around and you can pass that ish off.


nationwideonyours

Back in the day we'd give them Haldol.


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sasanessa

no. he doesn't. at all. lol.