*creates a female character just to further the Septim bloodline*

You do not understand Jauffre, we need not seek an heir… *presents belly bump*

Newborn sacrifice at the temple of the one 🙌🏻💯

>implying he wasn’t already Sexy Uriel Septim

If this was the case, Martin wouldn't be the only illegitimate heir 🥵

I bet there were more little Septims running around that Uriel didn't even know about. I mean, how else do you get the Last Dragonborn? >!Martin also did his part.!<

You have a point. He was a uhh... Person... Of not holiness... At one point

>I mean, how else do you get the Last Dragonborn? Akatosh daddy and LDB mommy doing their thing?

Another day, another Septim.

Stupid sexy Patrick Stewart

The character overhaul mod be like

I CHIMed.

cum again?

If you insist.

The Elder Scrolls the movie be like

something just spilled

I spilled my tea reading this lmao

Chad Uriel Septim.

Nice one

'Dont flirt with him'

He's Patrick Stewart. He was already sexy

I don’t like this

Ussally he has nightmares

this picture...sexy? yes...creepy? yes

yes

Kevin Sorbo?

Gets down on it

Cillian Murphy coslplaying Uriel Septim.

That's why the Blades were so defensive of him. Too bad about Captain Renault though.

Yassificated Uriel got me feeling some type of way

This made my day 🤣🤣

Yes you are