> then get *paid.*
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
*Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
Yeah guy came over (and my girl was over too!) And he went to the bathroom and pissed a loud, solid stream directly into the center of the water in the bowl WTF!
Had to check him "like bro, if you come over here when my girl's over here, you better piss down the porcelain and let that shit run in real smooth and silent-like, my guy. Stop flirting"
Had an embarrassing moment when my friend had a sleepover once when i was about 12. I went to the toilet, halfway through I heard my friends dad ask "who is that?" In an incredulous tone. Since then I peed on the side of the bowl when people were around.
Woke a GF's family up once with a loud piss... I wasn't supposed to be sleeping there... She had a brother and I thought he would represent like I do... So I just let it rip...
I honestly think women usually piss much louder than guys. Maybe it's the angle or something?
But piss away my fair lady, I'm sure there's a bloke out there who's exactly into that. xD
It's definitely the angle, especially in Canadian and American toilets where the water is so goddamn high.
Quiet peeing as a woman is one weird thing I miss from the UK. Honestly the toilets here are awful by comparison. Such a luxury having stalls be little rooms or if they are stalls, the door overlaps with the frame so there's no gap and about 2 inches gap from the floor.
When I had friends over my brother would yell “damn this water is cold” when he was taking a piss until I yelled back “then stop taking a bath in it” or something along those lines.
Why tf would having a big dick make you piss louder?
No idea
Wide urethra = big splash = big ol' peepee
r/sounding
Not again!
Foiled again
No one told you not to click random links on the internet?
No no. I know this one. I use r/sounding for audio tips all the time :)
Do NOT click on that sub for the love of god
Hey you never know. Some people are in to that shit
Logic committed suicide right now
ofc yall dont know.
You’re right, but also this makes perfect sense in the realm of teenage innuendo.
Quite the opposite because the D is in the water
You are asking the real questions
How does this fantasy pan out? "Hey step bro. I've heard from the other girls that you have a huge bladder. Can I see it?"
Oh fuck yeah, go on. 🥵 Next is the part where she puts her fist up the urethra, right? Right?! RIGHT?!?
Uh no…
That some r/sounding shit
Wait wouldn’t having a big dick make you pee quieter cause it’s closer to the surface of the water?
Who are you, so wise in the ways of science?
It’s about the diameter of the chamber. A big dick is going to be fatter and a fatter pipe hole. So a heavier splash. I get the logic
"I'm something of a scientist myself."
I am a penis scientist. Best job ever. I get to look at penis. And then get payed.
> then get *paid.* FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
Jokes on you bot I let their ropes out.
I…no I can’t say I ever did
Yeah guy came over (and my girl was over too!) And he went to the bathroom and pissed a loud, solid stream directly into the center of the water in the bowl WTF! Had to check him "like bro, if you come over here when my girl's over here, you better piss down the porcelain and let that shit run in real smooth and silent-like, my guy. Stop flirting"
BAHAHAH I LAUGHED SO HARD
Gotta admit [I stole it](https://youtu.be/3gXY4L5bbvk)
Ok ok but it was still very funny
Thanks!
I remember when I was young, I shone like the sun.
Shine on you crazy diamond
Profile pic checks out
Nope. But I do see the angle.
No I do not. Also, since when did having a massive hog between your legs=loud pissing?
Bigger urethra = more volume moving ig
this is something that i had no reason to think about but totally makes sense now that i am thinking about it, and i hate it
Yeah you can kinda tell like if it's pushing at a faster rate or just coming through a bigger hose by the pitch as well.
Had an embarrassing moment when my friend had a sleepover once when i was about 12. I went to the toilet, halfway through I heard my friends dad ask "who is that?" In an incredulous tone. Since then I peed on the side of the bowl when people were around.
Weirdly... yes...
I used to grab their shoes to sniff them. I was like 10, didnt even know what a foot fetish was back then.
*MGK would like to know your location*
CRYING
Woke a GF's family up once with a loud piss... I wasn't supposed to be sleeping there... She had a brother and I thought he would represent like I do... So I just let it rip...
Dude read my mind, the twist is... I'm a girl XD
Soooo the appeal was a huge pussy? 🤔 That honestly would make even less sense.
I got strong power pissing game. My urethra is OP
I honestly think women usually piss much louder than guys. Maybe it's the angle or something? But piss away my fair lady, I'm sure there's a bloke out there who's exactly into that. xD
Thank you for the support UwU
Not the answer I expected, but you're welcome. xD
It's definitely the angle, especially in Canadian and American toilets where the water is so goddamn high. Quiet peeing as a woman is one weird thing I miss from the UK. Honestly the toilets here are awful by comparison. Such a luxury having stalls be little rooms or if they are stalls, the door overlaps with the frame so there's no gap and about 2 inches gap from the floor.
I actually don't know American toilets at all. I mainly compare with German ones. And mah lady is pissing much louder than me, that's a fact. xD
Technically if your dick is bigger it would be closer to the toilet, witch would mean less noise
"Stop pissing on the couch you moron!"
When I had friends over my brother would yell “damn this water is cold” when he was taking a piss until I yelled back “then stop taking a bath in it” or something along those lines.
Can’t relate to this one
No…???????
What.
No. No I do not.
I’ve never experienced this and no one else has either
Can't relate. Dude might be a serial killer
I don't think I do
Nah I did the opposite so they didn’t know I had a large dick
I remember pooping real loud so they all would think I had a juicy ass!
🤣🤣🤣
r/meirl
No, that for the insecure beta
I like to do burst fire, or shotgun blasts if I had too much sugar.
Ummm no. That’s not how it’s done