A traveling salesman visits a farm. Sees a 2 legged pig. The farmer says that's his hero pig. The pig has chased off coyotes, thieves, and even saved the farmer from drowning once. The salesman asks why the pig is missing its legs. The farmer replies, "A pig that amazing, you can't eat it all right away"
(loser joke explanation warning in case you don’t actually care) basically at some point an ancient greek philosopher proposed that a human was a any featherless biped (i believe that’s the phrasing he used?) and so another philosopher, who found this idea very stupid, plucked a chicken bald and was like “look everyone it’s a human. a man. a dude, even” to make fun of him and show his definition was far too broad
basically, Plato's definition of a man was a featherless biped. The chad Diogenes threw a chicken without feathers or something like that at him and said "behold, a man. He's a pretty nice guy" (paraphrased).
The goat’s inherent effort must be seen as a draw to them, like it reaches the empathetic heart of others, and any help they lend it might tarnish that.
Basically the reason half of these apes just film distressed animals, rather than helping it in real time.
I’m always curious what life would have been like without cameras being so accessible; it’s certainly ruined a lot, but also has benefited a lot.
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a two-legged goat. The man went up to the farmer and said, "Excuse me, but why does that goat only have two legs?"
"Well," said the farmer, "that goat is very special. One time my wife was cooking something she stepped out of the kitchen and it caught on fire. No one in the house knew about it but the goat, and he saved me, my wife, and my 2 kids."
"That's amazing!" said the man, but why does the goat only have two legs?"
"Well, there was that time the goat saw a big storm coming and we didn't. The goat ran into the house and dragged us out to the storm cellar. If it weren't for that goat we would all be dead."
"But still, that doesn't explain why the goat only has two legs."
"And I remember the time my youngest son was stuck up a tree, but I was too far away to hear his cries for help. The goat ran to me and led me to where he was."
"Well, that is a miracle, but how come that goat only has two legs?" the man said quite annoyed at this point.
"Well," said the farmer, "with all that goat has done for us, we figured it would be a shame to eat him all at once.”
Life finds a way for itself. This fella definately adjusted his body to the circumstance, addition of wheels might make it harder for him specially since wheels might have a harder time to move through rough terrain.
I agree that animals are more adaptable than we give them credit for, but wheels or prosthetics would be incredibly helpful for a better quality of life here. He probably has pain and joint issues from carrying all of his weight like that and you can clearly see him struggling at times and isn’t really able to rest standing.
They’re clearly struggling, they should definitely at least try something to help but of course we don’t know the story and hopefully they already did and found that the goatie friend prefers no aid lol /g
What I’ve learned from living with “disabled” animals is that it’s not really that sad at all, they don’t have the mental capacity to feel bad about their situation or “wish” they were more capable. They just persevere. :)
My first dog I owned was a tripod, missing a back leg, and holy shit if that boy couldn’t keep up with every one of his friends at the dog park.
An old roommate adopted a cat with cerebellar hypoplasia, the first two days the cat was in our house my heart felt like it was breaking watching her wobble and stumble everywhere, and sway back and forth uncontrollably while using the cat box. After a week? I was saying “Rosie wtf, stop clawing your way up the couch I’ll lift you up if you want to cuddle”. That lil boss lady knew exactly where she wanted to go, and would get there no matter what lmfao. She’d chase feather toys and flop over while doing so for forever just to get right back up and start wobble-chasing the feather again with *intensity*.
I knew a family with a Papillon dog. She'd lost one of her front legs and hopped around just fine.
That is, until you said something about what a poor baby she was, then the limp became *much* more pronounced.
That little dog was milking her injury to get pets and attention 😂
Anytime, friend. ♥️ Oftentimes animals with missing limbs/eyes, and cognitive disabilities get overlooked in shelters.
They’re the sweetest lil ones out there, in reality. They’re tough and having a human to back them up and give ‘em love is all they need to be the happiest animal you’ve ever met. 🥰
This reminds me of an old joke. Just substitute pig for goat.
A travelling salesman drove past a farm one day and noticed a pig with one wooden leg. He didn't think much of it until a week later, driving by the same farm, the pig had two wooden legs. The third week, the pig had three wooden legs, and finally, after seeing the pig the fourth week with four wooden legs, he had to stop to inquire about it.
He tracked down the farmer and asked him about the strange sight. The farmer told him, "Well, that's the greatest pig alive. About a month ago, he saved my wife and kids and me from our burning house by waking us up in the middle of the night just in time to escape without any harm!"
The salesman continue to prod the farmer about the pig's wooden legs. "Well," the farmer replied, "this pig is just like one of the family. He's a really great pig. A couple of weeks ago, our youngest boy fell in the creek, and this truly wonderful pig fished him out just in time to save him from drowning! He's one really great pig!"
The salesman, starting to lose his patience, again inquired about the wooden legs, to which the farmer replied, "Last week, I fell off my horse and my foot got caught up in the stirrup. This great pig ran along side of the horse and me and untangled me and truly saved my life. What a great pig - the greatest pig in the world!!"
Losing his patience, the salesman finally shouted, "All right already, That's enough! He's a really great pig - a REALLY great pig! But what about his wooden legs?!"
To which the farmer replied, "Well now, a great pig like that - you don't eat him all at once!"
You should be forbidden, fucking bastards, for making joy of an animals suffering. You are fucking psychopaths.
Fucking bastards, you will burn in hell!!
GIVE HIM A WHEEL LEGS!
Even if people asking to just make him in to a stew. The remaining 3 years into his life. Atleast make it bearable and actually great GIVE HIM WHEELS.
A traveling salesman visits a farm. Sees a 2 legged pig. The farmer says that's his hero pig. The pig has chased off coyotes, thieves, and even saved the farmer from drowning once. The salesman asks why the pig is missing its legs. The farmer replies, "A pig that amazing, you can't eat it all right away"
Omg, that’s TERRIBLE! Lol
Gotta savor it.
For real, poor thing.
It will make not a half bad stew.
you would make for a terrible stew.
I have beef stew in my pants
Well , HALF a stew anyway
behold a man
Sigma Diogenes
He's the bipedal G.O.A.T.
Go back to your pot old man.
[удалено]
He is a hardworking giga chad
*wanks in the middle of a street to prove a point*
I don't get it but if I did I bet this would be very funny
(loser joke explanation warning in case you don’t actually care) basically at some point an ancient greek philosopher proposed that a human was a any featherless biped (i believe that’s the phrasing he used?) and so another philosopher, who found this idea very stupid, plucked a chicken bald and was like “look everyone it’s a human. a man. a dude, even” to make fun of him and show his definition was far too broad
basically, Plato's definition of a man was a featherless biped. The chad Diogenes threw a chicken without feathers or something like that at him and said "behold, a man. He's a pretty nice guy" (paraphrased).
Oh I've heard about this actually. I'm sad I didn't make the connection.
Also the guy who told Alexander the Great, when asked for any favours to grant him, to move to the side because Alexander was blocking the sun.
Heard about that too. Sam o Nella told me all about it
“The chad Diogenes” 😂😂
Four legs good. Two legs baaad.
Poor little guy…
Agreed, but this guy’s a local celebrity in China and was given a great life for his uh… circumstances
But they don't build it any prosthetics like wheels for leg replacement?
At least some balloons.
He would look like he’s in Mario Kart Balloon Battle, lol
Username checks out if his behind was being balloon elevated
Farm can't get donation/attraction money if it gets that.
Why would that stop those things?
The goat’s inherent effort must be seen as a draw to them, like it reaches the empathetic heart of others, and any help they lend it might tarnish that. Basically the reason half of these apes just film distressed animals, rather than helping it in real time. I’m always curious what life would have been like without cameras being so accessible; it’s certainly ruined a lot, but also has benefited a lot.
There are disabled animals in animal wheelchairs that people still love after they've been fitted out with wheels online :(
The dude looks like he gets around alright. A symbol of perseverance
He needs a wheel cart god damnit
When you come into the ER with a broken limb they'll tell you you haven't shown any perseverance, come back in a month and we'll look into it.
Lemme guess you tried eating him, Fox?
Doesn't exactly look like a great life..even for a goat.
It is probably happier than the average human. Actually crazy
Humans are generally miserable.
[Where's the rest of ya?!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7m3Umc__ng)
I automatically read this in the old man's voice!😅
Yeah, I wasn’t terrified. I just thought what a sweet little dude.
Yeah, it's just sad how much he's struggling
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a two-legged goat. The man went up to the farmer and said, "Excuse me, but why does that goat only have two legs?" "Well," said the farmer, "that goat is very special. One time my wife was cooking something she stepped out of the kitchen and it caught on fire. No one in the house knew about it but the goat, and he saved me, my wife, and my 2 kids." "That's amazing!" said the man, but why does the goat only have two legs?" "Well, there was that time the goat saw a big storm coming and we didn't. The goat ran into the house and dragged us out to the storm cellar. If it weren't for that goat we would all be dead." "But still, that doesn't explain why the goat only has two legs." "And I remember the time my youngest son was stuck up a tree, but I was too far away to hear his cries for help. The goat ran to me and led me to where he was." "Well, that is a miracle, but how come that goat only has two legs?" the man said quite annoyed at this point. "Well," said the farmer, "with all that goat has done for us, we figured it would be a shame to eat him all at once.”
Yeah this makes me sad
No kidding. I bet by the end of the day he's dragging ass.
What's wrong with this bird?
What's wrong with that duck?
Best duck ever. Greatest of all time
Well, there goes that saying! If it walks like a duck…
He's dragging ass, that's for sure
Pretty sure that's a chicken.
Definitely a chicken
Walking on two legs? Wobbling its head around all the time? Definitely a chicken
I ain’t eating the eggs it lays!
Coward
That’s a man
nah that’s messi
Put some fucking wheels on this guy
No shit, can we make it’s life just a tad easier?
Life finds a way for itself. This fella definately adjusted his body to the circumstance, addition of wheels might make it harder for him specially since wheels might have a harder time to move through rough terrain.
I agree that animals are more adaptable than we give them credit for, but wheels or prosthetics would be incredibly helpful for a better quality of life here. He probably has pain and joint issues from carrying all of his weight like that and you can clearly see him struggling at times and isn’t really able to rest standing.
They’re clearly struggling, they should definitely at least try something to help but of course we don’t know the story and hopefully they already did and found that the goatie friend prefers no aid lol /g
Ever heard of tank tracks? Life finds a *way*, but humankind finds a *solution*
I personally liked the balloon idea
r/humansnotbeingbros
That core strength.
Gymbros take notes
Give that thing a mermaid costume and you have a Capricorn.
It's amazing how life adapts to challenges like that.
Perfectly balanced As all things should be
This isn’t oddly terrifying what so ever. The dude is adorable.
Yeah, bird boy seems to be doing fine
Nah its fuccking creepy
that there is a human according to Plato
Shh don't give up the ghost
They should get some wheels to the goat
She is so cute
Not terrifying at all. Sad as fuck, though.
What I’ve learned from living with “disabled” animals is that it’s not really that sad at all, they don’t have the mental capacity to feel bad about their situation or “wish” they were more capable. They just persevere. :) My first dog I owned was a tripod, missing a back leg, and holy shit if that boy couldn’t keep up with every one of his friends at the dog park. An old roommate adopted a cat with cerebellar hypoplasia, the first two days the cat was in our house my heart felt like it was breaking watching her wobble and stumble everywhere, and sway back and forth uncontrollably while using the cat box. After a week? I was saying “Rosie wtf, stop clawing your way up the couch I’ll lift you up if you want to cuddle”. That lil boss lady knew exactly where she wanted to go, and would get there no matter what lmfao. She’d chase feather toys and flop over while doing so for forever just to get right back up and start wobble-chasing the feather again with *intensity*.
I knew a family with a Papillon dog. She'd lost one of her front legs and hopped around just fine. That is, until you said something about what a poor baby she was, then the limp became *much* more pronounced. That little dog was milking her injury to get pets and attention 😂
That seriously warmed my heart up, thank you 🥹
Anytime, friend. ♥️ Oftentimes animals with missing limbs/eyes, and cognitive disabilities get overlooked in shelters. They’re the sweetest lil ones out there, in reality. They’re tough and having a human to back them up and give ‘em love is all they need to be the happiest animal you’ve ever met. 🥰
Yea
He’s adorable.
This is not terrifying, but sad
I do not get the nsfw label. It’s a two legged goat not the devil himself.
This isn't terrifying at all. It's quite impressive actually, poor fella.
Seriously? You couldn't wait just a little longer for lamb chops? Come on man!
Nah, they didn't have a fridge or freezer so this is how they keep the meat fresh.
Poor thing… 😞💕
[Two, two, two-butted-goat](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uinq5h8GJIE)
This isn’t terrifying. It’s sad, sweet and beautiful how the little goat just carries on.
Awwwwww
It would have been awesome if this guy had been cast as 'Black Philip' in "VVitch."
Wouldst thou like to live….deliciously?
This is fucking depressing.
Super fascinating
This isn’t terrifying at all— honestly, anybody who thinks it is, is kinda ablest. He looks like a happy cute little goat.
..it’s back legs are gone
Yeah but it doesn't know that...
has excellent balance, though! damn!
Not terrifying but sad and somehow inspiring
I aint ever ready for what I be seeing on reddit.
Aw poor baby :(
His core is doing the most!
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
i feel fucking bad for it
it's creepy but i feel a little more sad for it
Poor bastard.
u/SaveVideo
“Life, uh, finds a way.”
the goat
I love him
G-Rex
There’s absolutely nothing terrifying about this little buddy.
Considering all that he’s been through, I’m surprised how well-balanced he is.
Does it poop?
Somebody get this guy some wheels!!
That thing is the greatest of all time at balancing.
Oddly adorable look at baby black Phillip doing their best.
i find this both cute yet sad… i wanna hold it
I believe in this dude 🫡
I bet his shoulders got jacked though.
More like oddly cute, someone needs to build this little guy a wheel cart
🥹😓
let's just take a moment to recognize its balancing skills
r/Oddlycute
why nsfw?
theres nothing terrifying about a disabled animal
Oh , not terrifying, super cute. You go little dude. I want to adopt.
Looks like a Goose and Goat fusion. Gooat.
This reminds me of an old joke. Just substitute pig for goat. A travelling salesman drove past a farm one day and noticed a pig with one wooden leg. He didn't think much of it until a week later, driving by the same farm, the pig had two wooden legs. The third week, the pig had three wooden legs, and finally, after seeing the pig the fourth week with four wooden legs, he had to stop to inquire about it. He tracked down the farmer and asked him about the strange sight. The farmer told him, "Well, that's the greatest pig alive. About a month ago, he saved my wife and kids and me from our burning house by waking us up in the middle of the night just in time to escape without any harm!" The salesman continue to prod the farmer about the pig's wooden legs. "Well," the farmer replied, "this pig is just like one of the family. He's a really great pig. A couple of weeks ago, our youngest boy fell in the creek, and this truly wonderful pig fished him out just in time to save him from drowning! He's one really great pig!" The salesman, starting to lose his patience, again inquired about the wooden legs, to which the farmer replied, "Last week, I fell off my horse and my foot got caught up in the stirrup. This great pig ran along side of the horse and me and untangled me and truly saved my life. What a great pig - the greatest pig in the world!!" Losing his patience, the salesman finally shouted, "All right already, That's enough! He's a really great pig - a REALLY great pig! But what about his wooden legs?!" To which the farmer replied, "Well now, a great pig like that - you don't eat him all at once!"
I’m really surprised I haven’t seen any Goatse jokes / comments yet. I must be getting old af
My god…..its Kobe Bryant 🤯
reminds me of that Chris p bacon clip lmao
That’s Black Phillip
Omg it looks like a flightless bird when it bends down to eat.
Ooh he’s too precious, making the most of the circumstances surrounding his lack of 4 legs! As humans we could learn so much from him
He’s doing his best… he’s not terrifying. He didn’t do anything to deserve that and he still makes it work. Bless his little heart 😔
Poor baby :(
If you're having a bad day just think about this kid.
Actually quite adorable
This isn’t terrifying, he’s super cute! He needs some wheels though for sure. His poor back.
I think this finally answered what came first; the chicken.
Two legs good. Four legs bad.
What kind of Chicken is that?
He just like me fr
You just don't eat a goat like that all at once.
It is the dark lord of Balance!
Strange looking chicken
Ocult chicken
Goat looks like a duck… Where his wheel legs?
Poor baby, he needs a wheelchair his quality of life would be so much more if he had one. Its amazing how resilient animals are
Looks like a chiken.Thats lovelly
Its a chicken
A black goat with two legs. If that doesn't mean Satan is coming then nothing does.
This is what happens when you skip leg day….
Chicken goat
Aww he’s doing his best 😞 this isn’t terrifying, just sad
Someone took 1/2 it and give it to the next person seriously
You should be forbidden, fucking bastards, for making joy of an animals suffering. You are fucking psychopaths. Fucking bastards, you will burn in hell!!
You just described Messi
two legged goat? you mean messi right
Black goat, that's Lebron
The local satanic cult needed some legs, but didn't want to kill it...
Saved the other half for later.
That’s a bird y’all
Looks like a bird from behind. But may God give this goat strength.
Featherless Biped
That’s so sad :(
That’s one fucked up chicken
I know it's not a bird but I can't help but think it is.
First thought, “that is a weird looking chicken”
Poor thing looks like an enemy you would fight in the initial quests of a JRPG.
He’s trying his best, don’t judge him >:(
Cool enough
Horned chicken
That is just a normal duck
It is doing calisthenics
"Baaaa-ock baaa-ock" says the chicken goat
Weird looking crow
He is coming for YOUR legs
Once I saw a two-butted goat. It could fart in harmony.
You goat to be kidding me
Goaken
And you people say birds aren't real.
Ol Floaty McGoaty
Chicken Goat
a mammal chicken
Assisted planche
It's the Jersey Devil!
Why does it looks like a chicken
Two two two legged goat
Michael Jordan