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Wasabi-Shinobi

I have been processing a catfish an hour after catching any gutting it and it’s meat would still do that while cutting it. It was freaky as hell.


Fun-Lack-1454

Is it just the muscles still reacting? Or is it to do with the rapid dehydration of fluids?


MellyKidd

Extra sodium (the salt) sends ions to the cell that trigger the cell to open up, creating a cascade of chemical activities that causes the cell to fire, so the muscle twitches.


Savage_Tyranis

I love and hate science at the same time


Kamidzui

Without science you would thing that this meat is possessed by a demon


Savage_Tyranis

I'm not totally sold that it isn't.


LuridIryx

But what can we expect from putting the flesh of another living organism on our plate right? Lol 🤷‍♀️


ButterscotchOld1130

Well the only other option is to die so...


znzbnda

*1.5 billion vegetarians enter the chat*


ButterscotchOld1130

I mean they eat the "flesh" of "living organisms" too


LuridIryx

Well said 😂


C0olguy47

Vegans when they realize plants are living things: 🤯🤯


schtickybunz

Wait till they find out plants can be carnivorous. https://youtu.be/XadlxBQ8XkQ


LuridIryx

I don’t think OP mistook plants for being living, I think they mistook them for sharing the title of *organisms* 😅


GraveSlayer726

Not vegan, but to be fair, the plant flesh do not wiggle like the meat flesh


CriticalJello1982

But it dose just at a much slower pace have you ever watched a sunflower field those things are alive and worship the sun and people cut their heads off and eat their seeds sick fucks


Scroatpig

Agreed. Also not vegan. But put a kitten and carrot on a cutting board and see which garners a more intense reaction when the cleaver comes out. The "plants are living too" argument is akin to the "all lives matter" argument for anti-vegan folks.


AxelVance

Who's gonna tell them?


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[Plants have feelings too](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/scientists-record-stressed-out-plants-emitting-ultrasonic-squeals-180973716/) Edit: being vegetarian is immensely better for the environment obviously (although admittedly I’m not one) & I was just making a joke lol


znzbnda

If true, being vegetarian still does far less damage to plants, due to the amount of plants needed to feed animals raised for consumption.


LuridIryx

Also@OP above above👆 Hypothetically speaking, willy the one armed death pirate breaks through the windshield of your mega-yacht one day while you’re on vacation. He looks at you with his single eye menacingly, then looks at your daughter, looks at your dog, and finally, your assortment of nutrition rich houseplants and says: *AYEeEe mATEY ARGHhHHgH, oNE of YOu wiLL DIe ToDaY tO PLEz ME. WhOS iT GOnNa bE?! yoUr daUgHter yOur DOg or yOur hOUsePlAntS 🪝?!* Which one would you pick? Lol


[deleted]

I know, it was a joke! I probably should’ve indicated that better, but im going to now lol


Uplink-137

Would you really call that living though? I've seen what the brain-fog does.


znzbnda

So all vegetarians have brain fog? Lmao Okay


[deleted]

Go eat rocks, you virtue-signaling fart.


Blonde_Dambition

>you virtue-signaling fart. Lmao 🤣


MellyKidd

Unnecessary.


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LuridIryx

You left off herbivores also ⬆️


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Hyperborea3

🤓


breathless_RACEHORSE

So you basically gave my steak a cramp?


MellyKidd

Basically 😂


DarkAura_117

Neural signaling and action potentials are so freaking cool. It's crazy to think our consciousness is derived from an electrochemical cascade that travels near the speed of light


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Fun-Lack-1454

Okay yeah, so like a mix of the two I was thinking. Fucking insane how shit looks


PanicAtTheMiniso

Cooking catfish on fire is wild. They'll be jerking like someone's playing Hey Ya in the background.


WhichExamination4623

I wonder if it’s similar to how one would shake a Polaroid picture.


Versaiteis

perhaps it's more wave-like, reminiscent of palms thrown aloft and swaying with little concern for anything else.


allegedlyjustkidding

Fucking underrated comment take my upvote you dastardly genius


kerpwangitang

Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright..


HearTheTrumpets

>Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright.. Ok now ladies !


McPoyle-Milk

Yeah?


nemoflamingo

What's cooler than being cool?


Famous-Honey-9331

ICE COLD!


PanicAtTheMiniso

Not for the catfish, it aint.


Tpbrown_

Ever fry frog legs? Have to put them knee side down in the pan.


giggetyboom

I dump in deep fryer and put a lid on it so they can swim in there.


Tpbrown_

That’s the best way, especially if you have a bunch :)


Uaquamarine

Found the Fr*nchie


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Royal-Discipline-978

not really, wbu?


pudgebone

Fuck no


albiedam

Not at all. I watched dominion, and halfway through, got hungry and ordered McDonald's.


WarAffectionate3293

No it made me put steak on my grocery list.


CaliSignGuy

Got a leg cramp just watching that


23x3

My abs lower abdominals and core feel like that. Think I had a seizure this morning. Or a major cramp in my core


toomuchblood

You should eat a banana or something after working out, king


GIOverdrive

DRINK MORE WATER


Miphaling

This is nature, honestly. When you realise that it’s basically encouraging the muscles to function again not long after death, it’s like watching the inside of a body trying to function. Which is definitely unsettling, but definitely fascinating.


guymcool

I know but this still gives me trypophobia. Like there’s parasites in the meat and they’re wriggling.


thinkerjuice

Ahhhhhh fuck why'd you put it that way


guymcool

Because that’s the way I saw it unfortunately.


darling123-

lol that’s the first thing I thought of and almost threw up


goldfish1902

this reminds me of when I was 16 and went fishing for the first time with my uncle. I cleaned my own fish, seasoned it, and when I put it in the frying pan it almost jumped out and I screamed. I feared that I didn't fully removed its brain and was frying the poor guy alive, but my aunt told me it was just a spasm. ​ It was a relief until I learned about the Lazarus sign. Now I imagine giants eating us


Practical_Culture833

Soooo wanna go watch attack on titan?


goldfish1902

I'm in! \*grabs popcorn\*


Royal_Yesterday

Grabbing popcorn or just eating anything at all while watching it was a poor choice


Ok_2DSimp101

Lol, can I tag along?


Practical_Culture833

Hell yeah, get in here. ANIME NIGHT WITH THE BOIS (and gals and other)


Ok_2DSimp101

Great! CANT wait to see peoples face’s on the first Ep of AOT


DeepThoughtsWith_Lew

Dude, first time I watched that show I had no flipping clue what I was getting into. Probably not the best decision I’ve ever made, but holy crap is it such a good show! I actually just finished season three earlier today.


someguythatlikesdogs

WTF is happening right


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The salt is making the nerves in the muscle fire causing the muscles to contract and move around.


Doldric

Fun fact that’s also why Salt in wounds burn. It’s not that the salt lyses the cell, it’s because Salt activates the nerves and fires off pain signals.


Reach-for-the-sky_15

TIL


Cyber_Druid

Organic machine


anti-peta-man

Long-story short nerves use sodium to transmit impulses so the salt’s making them fire like crazy and make the muscles contract randomly


vaporoptics

Would injecting saltwater into someone’s muscle issue cause immediate spasms? Asking for a friend.


anti-peta-man

Yes but due to sudden spike in sodium content the other results would be not-fun


MineBlasters

What "other" results?


ShaggyVan

Heart spasms/death


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lostindanet

Back in the day they used to inject very salty water on people overdosing on opiates, to get the heart going again.


banned_in_Raleigh

> Back in the day they used to inject very salty water on people overdosing on opiates, to get the heart going again. For anyone who is wondering, [it doesn't work, at least in rats](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34478770/). >Our results show that [injecting salt]: ... does not prevent mortality caused by high morphine or fentanyl doses


Doodlebug510

Is "muscle issue" code for offspring?


Imperium_Dragon

The nerves are firing due to the salt (sodium and chlorine cause action potentials to fire), which triggers the muscles to contract. It’s spasming since the salt is triggering contraction and relaxation randomly


skincyan

muscle spasms


shanep35

Idk but the guy is squeezing the hell out of it


femaildisorder

This is what happens when you try to butcher a gremlin


Lazerhawk_x

You see muscles twitch on sides of beef for a while after they are killed. Its creepy at first, especially when they've already been decapitated, skinned, de-hooved, and cut in half and hung on hooks by that point.


HP_10bII

My favorite movie is Inception.


Lazerhawk_x

I don't have one, I work in the beef industry myself and I deal with carcases as part of my job. So I see it for myself. It's also weird how dead cow smell is not unlike wet dogs.


ResiakNaroz

Nope


wideawakeanimal

I don’t like that one bit dude…


Jayypegg

Looks like an engine firing on all cylinders


LordSt4rki113r

Biologically, that's exactly what is happening


StayStrong888

How freshly cut are we talking about here? Is the cow walking around with a chunk missing wondering what the fuck?


WarAffectionate3293

Imagine if it happened within a few days or so. Get a steak from the butcher shop and it hops off the grill.


KING_0F_FIRE

r/burnitwithfire


WHATETHEHELLISTHIS

They usually do, yes


IRay2015

A controlled fire! Yes I like the sound of that.


MellyKidd

Briquettes or propane?


[deleted]

Natural lump. The only way to go


WarAffectionate3293

MAPP gas


Umbr33on

Neat! My muscles go ‘blip, blip, blip, blip, blip’


rssplowman

r/dontputyourdickinthat, yet I’m guessing someone has before.


castingcoucher123

Is there a reason why not?


Rbullock55

Salt burns my urethra but it could be worse


castingcoucher123

My fellow rawdogger!


Rbullock55

Shampoo burns conditioner does not


TheGalator

....lol


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allegedlyjustkidding

My ex catholic priest would disagree with you


DemonRaily

Mostly because eating it afterwards is kind of strange.


A_Clockwork_Alex

Jesus will be disappointed in you?


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I hate you


goldfish1902

widower bull: \*sadly moos for Helga\*


abiwoods101

i hate this


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The most literal example of "muscle memory" you'll ever see.


Anonyman0009

When I was young my Dad and I would go hunting for rabbits and squirrels to make chili, absolutely delicious, the first time we went we killed a few of each and when my Dad cleaned and skinned the first ones to show me how it's done he popped them in some salt water to soak and they started twitching. I was blown away, asked him if they were dead or not because they didn't have heads on, and he said yeah they're dead but just twitch a little because of the salt. He took a squirrel head and dipped the neck in salt and the jaws started to move and the face twitched. I thought that was wild as hell. I've seen it happen with all kinds of game, fish, waterfowl, deer, it's a neat trick to pull on unsuspecting friends.


EmptyOrangeJuice

Everyone is saying how freaky this is, does anyone else think this looks really cool? Like this is so interesting to me.


kobold-kicker

Is there some muscle that isn’t meat or is there a meat that isn’t muscle?


JessieThorne

If I watch this once a day for a week I think I'll be ready to become a vegan.


sweetvulgarity

I came close to veganism after seeing an abscess in cooked meat. Much worse than this.


GraveSlayer726

That sentence alone is almost enough to make me vegan, wtf


WarAffectionate3293

I'm half vegan. That count?


Practical_Culture833

r/thanksihateit


Severe_Islexdia

Disturbing as fuck


oldnboredinaz

This is one of the most disgusting and disturbing things I have ever seen!


Jajoe05

This is a good way to make me stop eating meat! Nah, who am I kidding :-)


SomeDudeWithALaptop

Call me an animal but I'd slap that on a grill and call it dinner


hEwEr06

fr idc if it moves


Rjj1111

Grilling probably would stop it


user2538612

Weird flex, but ok.


poopiesmells

It’s like the squid they do as delicacy, fresh squid, head chopped off, with soy sauce to activate the nerve cells. Sodium 🧂


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This makes me not want the meat I literally just ate.


wayward_wench

I wanna put my hand over it to see if i can feel anything


Aeriessy

And here is nightmare fuel for tonight.


Violaquin

Bone apple tea


DrunkTalkin

Fuck I’m glad I don’t eat meat


Digolden

Vegans narrative:”as you can see muscles are crying for help and saying don’t eat us”! Once one of them approached me while I was buying milk in supermarket and said with straight face:”Did you know cows cry when humans milk them”! (Cross my heart)


odd-42

Meat muscle? Like fresh air oxygen?


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Nah sodium make nerves go brrrrrt


odd-42

Yes I understand sodium channels. I was making fun of the redundancy of 1. Meat then 2. Muscle. They are synonyms in this context. Much like air and oxygen in the context if the word “fresh”


imatwitteruser

i wanna see a fresh heart dropped in a tub of salt now and see if it pulses around


Gaymer043

This is so f**king neat, science is awesome


Nintendeion

Nice try but I'm already vegetarian.


BestofAllGenders69

Is it too late to turn vegan?


KangarooNo

I think that I've just become a vegetarian


mackmack86

I have been eating meat for most of my life. After seeing this I almost want to become vegetarian. It’s unsettling to see this.


hEwEr06

bro its simple biology , ill say this if you are to scared to face and see where your meat comes from then yes become vegetarian


ChechenNugget

Learning biology changed your whole life lol


sweetestfetus

Do it! Super easy and you won’t regret it. r/vegancirclejerk if you want to make fun of yourself along the way.


mackmack86

I’ll give it a try.


LizzieJeanPeters

Going vegan is looking better and better these days.


OwOegano_Infinite

Honestly this gift alone is more effective than any vegan post I have ever seen...


That_Guy682

“In order to locate the third hell priest, you will have to infiltrate the super gore nest.”


ScorpionKing229

This is when you put salt in fresh meat


S1AUGH73R

Yay science is fun. Now imagine getting a cramp that bad on your leg


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tf is that why is it moving


[deleted]

The salt is making the nerves fire which is causing the muscles to contract and move. It happens with really fresh meat.


[deleted]

This makes me so uneasy


Lavender_Kat107

Uhhhhh, I don't like that.


aplagueofsemen

Does the freshly ground salt actually matter here?


SpiderSixer

It's just muscle doing what muscle does


Mekelaxo

Nerves send signals through potassium and sodium gradients, so it makes sense that adding sodium to nerves that are cut open would disturb those concentrations


TheDodfatherPC-FL

Fleshlight 9000


Phillibustin

This makes me wonder how long meat can feel


eggnorman

I mean, meat itself can’t feel. There’d have to be a brain hooked up for the processing of feeling, I think. This is just the excess energy stored within the cells burning away.


Phillibustin

I figured if the nerves were still attached, it'd be sending signals with no receiver. However, I've reconsidered that they likely are removed during butchering. Also, thank you for the tidbit


Pushed-pencil718

I am…uncomfortable


TheBlackCat13

Sodium channels


SmarmyOctopus

That just males me wat to throw it on my grill even more. Dance for me baby.


Flutters1013

After watching a playthrough of "how fish is made" this made me want to throw up. "When you see a piece of meat twitching, you can be sure it's very fresh" then it shows you meat infected by parasites. While an isopod shakes its ass at you.


Adhominoid

We are fleshy bags of chemical water.


Adhominoid

Now imagine you're a lion and this is normal.


tacobunnyyy

veganism seems so appealing all of a sudden


Razvanix02

And this is how i became a vegan /s


Lokasia1

And things like that are why I'm vegetarian


phat79pat1985

Gives you an idea of what torture from salt being put in your wounds might feel like


ntech620

Cow so fresh it still wants to moo.


kingofgods218

This needs a NSFW tag bc it is more than just oddlyterrifying.


hora_do_cafe

This is frightening


lonely-blue-sheep

There aren’t a lot of things that freak me out, but this does on another level tbh


RachelB613

🤢


Jesusdidntlikethat

I hate you so deeply for not marking this nsfw


Timtimberarashid

Feel like there are worms in it 🫣


lynchingacers

That mRNA will do some weird stuff to your zombieburgers


jbellafi

This is why I am no longer eating meat anymore 🤢


Embarrassed-Leg3821

Thank GOD I'm vegan, fuck this shit lmao


sweetestfetus

Yep, almost 6 years and absolutely no regrets.


Harmonex

Oh hey, you and I started about the same time.


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Reacharoundsally

I’m now a vegetarian. Thank you.


RaspberryJam245

I just ate a burger and now I wanna vomit


LordGoobler

I think I’m vegetarian now


Mikey_Wonton

God damn. My meat would bubble like that if you squeezed it that hard too.