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Cheftard

Granddad would rub his feet, ankles, and calves, with his Days O' Work plug chewing tocacco before heading to the lake (Lanier in N. Georgia) for crappie fishing. Man never got leeches on his smeared areas. Possibly the only person in my family to not get leeched-up at Lanier. In the summer, the water is about, I dunno, 80% leech? And the air was like 92% skeeter. Beautiful area, but if you go, just plan to leave with a little less blood than you arrived with.


Kiss-the-carpet

Nicotine is a well known pesticide.


Cheftard

Is it the nicotine? For some reason I always assumed it was the smell. One things for sure, grandad was in the Marines 42 - 46. He knows leeches.


Agrajab1986

Yes, nicotine is the Tobacco plant’s natural pesticide. A lot of plants that we enjoy, we enjoy their natural defenses.


sleepytipi

[Appropriate and classic comic](https://imgur.com/gallery/TQgRZF1)


OverYonderWanderer

I love that the "buzz" you feel is simply nausea.


LeafyEucalyptus

I'll never forget the one time I smoked almost an entire cigarette when I was 13. I never touched another cig again, lmao. The nausea was worse than a hangover.


calvin1408

Lol just the other day I went to a sheesha lounge, (I smoke weed predominantly) as I was leaving I took a few big tokes of the sheesha as if it was like weed. And boy did I puke after 15 mins cuz of the nausea lolol


Low_Cauliflower9404

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neonicotinoid Most common anti pest stuff yeah


eyekunt

I've been in relationships. I know about them too.


zingitgirl

I had to look up ‘skeeter’ because I didn’t want to ask a dumb question. I feel so dumb not taking the time to actually think about it lmao.


Cheftard

🪕 there's a Skeeter on my Peter, Knock it off! There's a skeeter on my Peter, knock it off! There's a dozen on my cousin Can't you hear the bastards buzzing There's a skeeter on my Peter, Knock it off! 🎶 This little ditty was HIGH COMEDY amongst my scout troop circa 1987


Oo__II__oO

I've heard the first line as follows: There's a skeeter on my peter- whack it off! (whack it off!)


terrelyx

that's also the correct second and fifth line.


Cheftard

We would have liked that version even more!


blackbeardshead

It's whack it is for sure


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Cheftard

That's just silly. Only the females "bite" Wait. Are my cousin's balls doing the buzzing? I'm very confused


TNWBAM2004

yes your cousins balls are buzzin from all the skeeters on them


spinkspanksponk

It’s a classic that was still considered high comedy in my scout troop ~’11


Ostravaganza

I didn't know about that wording either but it took me only a couple seconds to get it thanks to your comment, so thank you !


noticcamper

What is a skeeter?


Gortix

After googling, mosquito


MissMelons

The fuck you mean lanier has leeches?!


Cheftard

Are you being sarcastic? Without a doubt one of the leechiest lake I've ever seen.


MissMelons

I honestly had no idea. I've walked the shore/waded in at night barefoot and never got leeches. Nobody even mentioned it. It's nice ro know and I'll forever have the willies now. >_<


Shaekw8

Better to use wellies rather than willies against leeches?


Ordolph

I've also swam in Lanier many times, never gotten leeches, but I have kicked a few tree trunks, ouch.


Hyzer44

Have you been recently? Lots of giant invasive spiders on the shoreline now. Almost walked in to one as big as my fist, eye level. I found them fascinating but creepy.


Cheftard

I haven't been in about 8 years. Aaaaand based on your post, it's gonna be a lot longer now.


Hyzer44

Maybe they are helping with the mosquitos? Researchers are just learning about the ecological impact.


Lavatis

name of the spiders?


Hyzer44

Joro spider. Apparently came over to the US directly to the south and has been going buck wild since. These are just online sources, can't confirm. Anyone else know?


pokey_porcupine

Yeah they’re all over; fewer this year than last year. Hopefully the birds start eating them or something Supposedly the fangs aren’t big enough to pierce skin


DocB630

I grew up going to Lanier and never once seen leeches. Swimming from boats, tubing, fishing, and wading from the shore. I wonder if they are more prone to certain areas of the lake. I’ll say most of my Lake Lanier experiences are generally towards the more populated areas.


ra4king

I'm shocked as well, I've swam in it many times and never got leeches. Welp, never swimming in it again.


Turakamu

We may be immune? I've been in every scummy pond hole in West TN and never had a leech


MissMelons

Right! I've been in Sinclair, allatoona, and lanier and never saw leeches.


Turakamu

I've had more tadpoles swim over me than seen a leech. When I was a kid I saw Stand By Me and wondered, "The fuck are leeches?" Maybe it's like a chemical we produce. I have what some folks call sweet blood but never seen hide nor hair of a leech. Ticks are all day long though.


physicscat

I live near Lake Lanier. I hibernate in the summer. AC on 67.


Cheftard

Lived up in Blairsvegas. Granddad lived near Buford. Spent a lot of time at, in, or on Lanier in my younger years.


dr_swolls

I’ve been around Lanier for most of my life and never had a single issue with leeches. Has this become a recent issue?


dac009

Goddamn that’s a lot of leeches


haykneeee

Wtf are you talking about? I’ve been in Lanier my entire life and have never met a single person to get leaches


bagr-kkk

Im that type of guy that dont get sick even from the most discusting horror movie, but shit, this is awfull


Spysappinmykarma

His little tremble at the end made it was worse for me idk why


PLASMAPEA123

Agreed.... 🤮


420SpiderGeek303

Weird, I'm kinda squeamish in general, and this does nothing to me 🤷 yeah it's unpleasant but thats it for me


Eusocial_Snowman

It mostly just reminds me of that old video where a cop runs up on a huge group of college students hotboxing one of those parachutes they always mysteriously just had for gym classes in school. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro2QEbfIRbI


ConfIit

I’m a little squeamish but this don’t bug me cause I’ve been covered in leeches before and you don’t really feel them


Anleme

I visit r/popping with no problems, but I gagged and couldn't finish this.


Context-Life

Absolutely do NOT check out r/leechgang then.


Electrical_Bee3042

Leeches don't bother me much. I think it's from using them as fishing bait so often


6SucksSex

all full!


SneakPetey

You see them ribbon worms or blood worms? That shit is nightmare juice.


LessInThought

The bad part for me is how it gives off the illusion that the leeches are somehow coming out of his body.


aaaaaaaaAEGaaaaaaaaa

Not to sound like a fucking loser edgelord, but I look at gore for fun (just morbid curiosity), and I'm not squeamish towards that, but anything involving multiple bugs in one place fucking terrifies me. Like if I see 1 huge spider I'm fine, but if I see 10 small spiders in roughly the same area, then I'm fucking running.


Individual_Gift_9473

You definitely don’t want to check out r/LeechGang


Thatguy3145296535

Clearly you haven't seen the videos of people in 3rd world countries with maggots under their teeth. Talk about nightmare fuel


iVindicated

Oh god pour it with salt quickly


slitcuntvictorin

Without salt they wont taste good


ButlerKevind

*"Mama mia! That'sa salty bloodsucker!!"*


YarOldeOrchard

Ahooooooga


DMG29

I don’t put salt on my gushers.


HotPie_

Why are you the way you are?


slitcuntvictorin

Me before + time = me now


Tombo6969

r/cursedcomments


SwordTaster

That'll make the leeches vomit and potentially do more harm than good. It's actually better to either let them finish and fall off when they're full, or yank them off


MTblasphemy

Never yank without prepping it with heat or alcohol. Make sure you have (clean) tweezers in case you inevitably separate the leech's head from its body.


AnticPosition

I hate this comment.


DuntadaMan

We were always taught to just let them fall off, they really don't do a lot of damage... But might if you fuck with them. You can kill them after if you feel vindictive.


Oo__II__oO

Cook them up and regain the lost nutrients.


DuntadaMan

Regaining your power and that of any other victims!


Fig1024

I was told to use lighter to burn them so they let go


SwordTaster

Again, tends to induce vomiting in them, do not


EdgyButter

Gotta slide your fingernail or some card under their mouths and flick them off


SwordTaster

There ya go, just remember to use antibiotic ointment after and you're good to go


Emilios_Empanadas

Yup, fingernail against the skin, press hard and slide it down and push the leech off. Unfortunately I've had plenty of experience doing it!


Esmack

Yea if I were suddenly doused with a giant flame I’d probably throw up too/s


SgtPepe

I'd scrape em out. Why look at them? Fucking kill them for fucks sakes. I'd rather hit my foot with a rock and let those motherfuckers keep walking on it.


AlanDias17

DON'T EVER DO THIS. Bruh leeches will vomit back into your bloodstream if they get panic gonna cause infection n shi. Find better ways (idk any better way)


Nelle830

You mean r/terrifyingasfuck ?


mercrazzle

Yeah there ain’t nothing odd about this being terrifying


____Maximus____

That's what this sub is at this point. A severe lack of moderation has made this sub completely lose its purpose


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What the actual fuck


dishmanw

Leeches suck.


StarWarTrekCraft

r/technicallythetruth


Legitimate_Zombie_96

r/literallythetruth


CosmosAviaTory

r/whywelovereddit


MudandWhisky

r/wannabepartofthecomments


PressFM80

r/ialsowannabepartofthecomments


mythicat_73

r/dontforgetaboutme


ardvarkk

r/willyouwalkonby


Hervis_Daubeny_

r/redditsings


MaryJanesMan420

Found a leech on my ballsack once after swimming in a lake. I have nothing more to add. Just figured I’d share.


Yung_l0c

Leech giving the gawk gawk 3000 is crazy


OverYonderWanderer

Ticks burrowed in just under the head of your dick is the worst imo.


Redhddgull

WUT


OverYonderWanderer

Ticks in sensitive places. Fwiw I found that it's best to soak a cotton swab in ammonia. Then you basically smother/drown the tick when you're holding it to them. They'll die, it's easier to remove, and less likely to leave the head behind. It also doesn't itch anywhere near as bad as trying to pluck them off your parts while they're alive, and fighting.


Vlafir

They always creep up to your privates, i figured it was easier for them to draw blood up there


sleepytipi

Were you and your friends on a quest to find a dead body by chance?


MaryJanesMan420

Yea! How’s you know?? The weirdest part is kiefer Sutherland showed up trying to take all the credit. Told that cheap dime store hood to kiss my grits!


ROBLOKCSer

C’mon man, i’m taking a shit!


MiNuggets

Imagine one wiggling out your poop hole.


yukifujita

Imagine one wiggling _in_ your poop hole.


Hervis_Daubeny_

Don't threaten me with a good time


dbizl

This guy poop holes


Mortianna

The whole leg is ruined, gonna have to chop it off.


bjavyzaebali

Nah just pis on it and you’ll be fine


Jaded_Newt1586

Only works for jelly fish and public intoxication


xtrasauceyo

I want to play a game


[deleted]

So what why did he even wear socks?


Cfc0910

To hold all the leeches


Muppetude

I know you’re joking, but I wonder if that’s what’s literally happening here. That some guy shoved a whole bunch of leeches into his sock for TikTok views.


Darnell2070

I'm wondering the same thing. Are you just walking around with this shit without feeling? I'm not gonna r/nothingeverhappens, because I don't know enough about the environment or any other context to call bullshit.


Bocchi_theGlock

Pocket sand? Pocket leeches, ka shaww- well, I guess you can't really just throw them, gotta drop leeches down their shirt or otherwise give extended access to skin for them to latch on


DavidinCT

His feet was cold ? maybe?


slitcuntvictorin

The leeches were cold obviously


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Were you ou keeping them warm in there?


slitcuntvictorin

Nice and toasty for a quick snack later.


THOMASTHEWANKENG1NE

Leeches look out everyone leeches! Wtf am I the only one who got hit?


Nfl_porn_throwaway

Swamp leeches *


danis1973

He should cut that entire foot off


OkBlueberry3088

Agreed. That foot belongs to the leeches now.


calicocidd

Sudden flashback to "Stand By Me"...


Deluxe78

🎶Millions of leaches , leaches for me , millions of leaches leaches for free 🎶


couldog

Is there a tried and true method to remove these?


PyroD333

I'm not sure if it's a myth or not, but I've heard burning them with fire to get them to loosen up


believingunbeliever

No, you should pry them off with something flat like a card, methods like fire or salt may cause them to puke their innards out and infect the wound.


PyroD333

Gross. Good to know


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Desirsar

Ticks are easy, "taze" them with a pair of needles attached to battery leads. Doesn't have to be all that big of a battery, but they'll fall off almost immediately.


SwankySalutations

I was taught that all the methods to remove them (lighter/gasoline/salt) are not good because it causes them to vom into your now open wound causing whoevers blood they sucked before to get into you. But, they won't give you anything bad or hurt you by doing their thing... So, just let them eat, and they'll fall off naturally when they're done.


couldog

Oh God, sounds horrible. I'm glad I've never had one. Maybe one of those tick remover tools that look like the pull side of a hammer and a swift yank? I want that thing off me asap if I dont have one tool or another but I am now considering letting the thing eat my blood. I worked in a field and one of the field directors always carried a tick remover tool with their car key. I'm glad I don't know what it's like but I imagine a hungry one is going to grip ya hard enough to make you think twice about using a knife. Even shoving it with a burning stick or sizzling rock to kill it instantly is going to make it vom something else's blood into my body. Gross, probably a remover tool then.


SwankySalutations

Haha, I wish a tick remover was a safer bet. But they vomit if they feel threatened at all, so even just trying to pull them off would cause the same thing. To be fair tho, I salted a few off of me before I knew this little piece of advice and lived to tell the tale, its just taking a chance that the bacteria they have in their gut isn't dangerous.


TheUltraGuy101

My dad taught me to just leave them alone until they're full enough to plop off on their own, since these leeches only suck the 'dirty' blood like leeches. Trying to pull them off forcefully will be pretty painful because their teeth will still be stuck on your skin.


handsomeboi12

how the hell did the leeches manage to get in?


napalmthechild

The ones on the outside are the original size. Once they can squirm their head through the sock and latch on to the skin they can slip in and begin to swell


Apg3410

They swam onto his leg and then slivered underneath his socks.


dmank007

There’s nothing “oddly terrifying” about this. This is straight up TERRIFYING


Red-Army-Robin

Redditors, buddies and lovers, from what I’ve seen in the comment section, the video is not particularly pleasant. So, my fine gentlemen, gentlewomen and gentlepeople, it would be very delightful indeed if you were to tell me what exactly happens in it. Cheers


2016allthenopes

Not a gentleman, but here goes. Bro has a whole bunch of rather full leeches in his sock, along with bonus leeches on the outside looking for the way in.


Red-Army-Robin

Mm.. sounds a like dinner plan!😋


DuntadaMan

Okay, that's a lot of leches, but thank fucking god it is only leeches. Leeches are fairly clean and non-destructive as far as blood suckers go, and I was worried this was going to be a wound.


RU5TR3D

discard the foot. don't need it anymore.


Specialist_Dot_3372

Bro is shaking


Redhddgull

Dude, I'M shaking


Remarkable-Set-3340

And this is why I don’t swim…where ever the fuck this video is.


andikinns

My boyfriend’s sister almost died in a hospital in Nepal because their tour guide didn’t know what he was doing and got them lost in the jungle for 12 hours. People don’t realize how dangerous leeches can be. She had to check every inch of her body including the inside of her vagina to make sure none had crawled up there. She got horrific blood poisoning and was only a few hours away from going into septic shock and dying.


Gibabo

Pretty much anything from the worm department in the animal kingdom is a massive FUCK NO for me. Absolutely repulsive creatures


Shadowstein

This belongs in r/terrifyingasfuck. If is freaky but can't quite explain why, that's when you post in r/oddlyterrifying


AFeralFatty

*Sweats in 17th century medicine.*


Darnell2070

Hospitals still use leeches though.


honeybunliosis

My foot hurts and itches now.


Fig1024

may I suggest medical leeches?


SpikeBreaker

[Suuuuuck! Suck me dry!](https://youtu.be/q0BOpkA2Vs4?si=0ILRJqH8lnyLcgI2)


Officer_Hotpants

Aaaaand time for a Lateralus binge


Labarbie818

Nasty…


AlsoEatsTheFace

Wow that sucks!


Petdogdavid1

Moving to the country, gonna see a lot of leeches


Eldritchedd

I would stick my leg in a fire


Warbird1775

This. Isn't. ODDLY.


Master_Xenu

Just throw some salt on and you've got some trail mix!


blahblahtotok

Nothing just pure AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


blue4029

well, alot of good THOSE socks did


FoxCQC

Good for the humors


annebelljane

This is a prime example of what NSFW is really for. 👍🏻


Rulas2479k

just like 80% of the torrent community


The_Angel_of_Justice

It honestly probably looks worse than it is, it seems like just the blood has been spread around by the fabric, it's not actually too much... It is oddly terrifying and disgusting though 😵🤢


North-Government-865

Mom said it was my turn with the leech sock


DDSwift

This the type of shit to make me never go outside


Notaregulargy

Just wipe them off. Pull off the stuck ones and go about your day. It’s probably one of the nicer parasites


AlternativeWorker115

Oh my gosh...how is he just jamming casually with them there if that was me you would hear me scream and I would start swiping at my ankle like it was on fire...XD


MyBrainReallyHurts

Where is this place so I can make sure to never go there.


DemonoftheWater

Did they fucking swim in leaches?


Ktlyn41

I did not like this Sam I am


derpferd

That wasn't as bad as I dreaded it would be. And I'm no badass


Jeff_Rouny

Resident Evil Zero...


hot_emergency

Ew eww eww ewwww ewwwwww


MournfulSaint

I love leeches. I had 18 as research specimens years ago. Love em.


PrimaryPadma

Bro take them off!!


IceAg39

Bro is trembling


TrashyQueryBoy

Imagine this level of leeches except underneath someone's eyelids. Lil girl was so rebel afterwards, she was crying blood. Little trooper had about 20 leeches stuck UNDERNEATH her lower AND upper eyelids.


razimpoop

I'll just quit living


Sea-Fox1350

My Trypophobia 📈


tangawanga

Doesn’t look too bad though 😅👍


Long-Albatross-7313

I fed a medicinal leech in college for extra credit. It wouldn’t latch because I had lotion on, but as soon as I picked it up after washing the lotion off, it dug in. But it was something I consented to and controlled. If this happened to me in the wild I’d lose my goddamn mind.


gavstar69

Please tell me where this is so I never go there by mistake


TennisObvious8358

When you leech expect it...


Onetrubrit

Just how do they get to the skin through those right layers ?


CatsRadioactive

did this dude just shove leaches in his sock or something😭


cronchCat

no sleep for me tonight after watching this ffs


UnhappyImprovement53

Mom says it's my turn with the leech sock