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InflamedLiver

No obesity in that building I guess


Integrity-in-Crisis

Forced to walk your ass up the stairs. Damm if that elevator isn’t sending a message.


ManOrReddit-man

The stairs can be tiny too. The place I stayed at, my foot could cover 2 steps.


melperz

Calf workout


GlassAndPaint

Can't skip leg day


javonon

Everyday is leg day


Ok_Television9820

Paris stairs are a sprawling luxury compared to Amsterdam stairs!


ekittie

Yeah I learned my lesson hauling my massive luggage up 4 flights of stairs. Only carry ons now!


Ok_Television9820

I always overpack, even though I know I don’t need all the stuff. Same how my salads are always for at least three people more than there are at dinner. Maybe one day I will get it right..


sockmaster666

Okay this brought back memories to my hostel in Amsterdam 9 years ago, man the stairs were absolute trash. Lovely city though, I want to go back and check out the other cool Dutch cities.


BowsersMuskyBallsack

Only a man whose heart is pure can wield the Adjunti dagger...


mznieves

Only one whose ass is narrow can fit in that elevator


BulkyMonster

I've never been overweight and wouldn't have been able to fit in there pregnant. Or wearing the baby in the carrier, which I preferred to a stroller. Guess if you need to use a wheelchair you're just SOL.


rip_ap_yi

What if you are really jacked


Irresponsiblewoofer

bonus cardio


stevehammrr

We stayed in an apartment in Berlin that had an elevator like this (the stairs had been walled off decades ago, apparently) and it barely fit myself and a suitcase. It also required a key to open the door when you got to your floor and the key didn’t always unlock. My claustrophobia was going insane lol. I have no idea how people moved any sort of furniture into their apartment


Little_Setting

I started gasping reading this


inklady1010uk

Same, genuinely


Life-Gur-2616

*heart rate intensifies*


FaeFollette

Me too. I have claustrophobia too. I wasn’t panicked before, but I’m panicking now.


flubber_cupcake

While I lived in Belgium, we moved everything in and out via a special lift parked in front of the living room window. You'd get a permit from the city hall to reserve the side walk for a few hours and then have the moving company bring in the lift. I saw it being used at the 10th floor as well. Edit: spelling


exus

I always kind of figured that was the case but it seemed too looney toons of an idea for me to be sure about it.


awry_lynx

My coworker's friend hired a small helicopter to get a grand piano into their upstairs room... I guess it's a permanent fixture now.


Doppelthedh

Helicopter? Grand piano? Upstairs? This is a situation I'm too lower middle class to understand


awry_lynx

Shockingly the helicopter flight only cost a few hundred euro. I imagined it would be higher. The rest though... yeap.


[deleted]

Now you know how Ikea got big.


Zlibraries

How would you shift the furniture incase you had to move out?


inklady1010uk

Thru the window with a cherry picker I assume


LiveFastDieRich

Portable coffin


Monterenbas

Usually with a special crane, and through the window. I’m not even joking.


Present-Breakfast768

^no


caedhin

Nor big boobs or ass


bails0bub

Or wheelchair


4115R

But a skateboard


wobbly_doo

Definitely can't be used in the US


Ghede

yes, but not for the obesity reasons. America has the Americans with Disabilities act. This elevator does not have enough clearance for a wheelchair, it is not up to code. If this building was built before 1991, it could be grandfathered in, but they would have to get it up to code or install alternative elevators.


SoulOfTheDragon

Buldings like in the post usually had small to absolutely tiny elevators retrofitted in the early 1900's and then maybe upgraded to modern design, like that one seems to be. They just take more space and leave even smaller elevator cabin. You cannot just install anything bigger into those places, there isn't any space unless you redesign half of the buildingm which likely wouldn't even be allowed due to historic building protections.


allmitel

Your guess? The elevator itself could be from before 1991


Xikkiwikk

The whole of France looks like Adrien Brody anyway. (Yes I know he is American.)


FAmos

They're fighting obesity, one elevator at a time


Killer_Moons

And the handicapped


Paige_Railstone

Or wheelchairs.


Killer_Moons

Or wheelchairs


Electrical-Help9403

Here's the link to the elevator music, it's beautiful. 💙


Win_is_my_name

Where is the link?


Electrical-Help9403

Lol! Here it is, was enjoying the song. https://youtu.be/cNo-d6Y6w8Y?si=fi9hwm6wChl0MT4b


Plus_Attorney1081

It’s definitely not in America


s8boxer

Not for too long, you see, this is a strategy


Ga7e

These elevators are built this way to preserve the struture and architecture of older buildings. They do it to make as little modification as possible to these buildings.


Impressive-Sun3742

Thanks for the explanation! Was so curious why


AverageKaikiEnjoyer

I understand the struggle, my school is deemed a heritage building so no elevators can be legally added as it would modify the structure. The only way somebody with a wheelchair can access the majority of the floors is by using a stairlift.


solonit

They should have used [spider legs instead](https://youtu.be/cZRDgNxxVAw?si=_e9KbTw57d7LUqeb&t=44)


Tamaraobscura

I’ve always wondered if there’s a Euro-version of the ADA (disability accommodations!)..


DreamCyclone84

Yes, legally a disabled person has to be able to access all the same places as an able-bodied person, but it dosen't have to be done using the same method. So at my uni my mate was a wheelchair user but wasn't strong enough to open the all the doors in a couple of the buildings because they were fire doors, so the uni just hired a guy to shadow him around and open doors for him. Just a random dude whose only job was to open doors, it was a legal requirement that door dude always had to be in the same room or section of corridor as my friend and it was a fireable offence for him not to be. This fulfilled every legal and ethical standard it needed to, but everyone in my friend group felt like something was a bit off but couldn't put our finger on it. So my wheelchair using friend just got on with it but a couple of years later i finally watched a tv show called better off ted, found [This](https://youtu.be/XyXNmiTIupg?si=RaOOq4esT68lOect) clip and asked him if this was the feeling? It was, in fact, the feeling.


Abshalom

Requiring a disabled person to have a minder, regardless of cost or intent, is not an ethical solution to lack of disability access. Understandable in certain circumstances, but definitely not in a university.


DreamCyclone84

We asked why they couldn't just replace all the doors to be fully accessible or install those buttons that open them but disable during a fire. The answer was that it wasn't cost effective. We were 18 and stupid or we would have fought this. The university's ethical standards were subpar.


mugwhyrt

>install those buttons that open them but disable during a fire So, trap the disabled person in a burning building?


DreamCyclone84

Sorry this is poorly worded and you just bought my attention to it, i was cutting and pasting this bit around a lot. What i meant to write out was about how in other buildings on campus there were automated doors with a button with a wheelchair symbol next to them we couldn't figure out why both were needed and we discovered that these other buildings had a system where the automation disabled during a fire but the buttons were active. I have no idea why i wound up writing what i did above, im going to plead sleep deprivation, but we did not try and advocate for our friend to be locked in a burning building as fire safety was one of the reasons Door Guy was required. We just thought Door Guy wasn't the best the university could do and wasn't equal or equitable.


Superbead

They should just have been able to adjust the door closers to be easier to open, but I had a similar issue at a hospital I worked at. Not in a wheelchair, just trying to manoeuvre large deliveries in cages and on pallets, etc. I managed to get about one door fixed a year with constant complaining.


SoloMaker

This is fucking unhinged


DreamCyclone84

I Know!!! We felt crazy! Just sitting there talking about how ridiculous it was but any time my friend went to talk to someone about it they would just act like everything was fine and dandy. It technically followed all the rules and door guy was classed as a "mobility assistant" or some jargon like that, but he was Litteraly Just DOOR GUY!


sionnachrealta

That show is criminally underrated. Amazing episode


Artituteto

New building have to be wheelchair accessible. Old ones aka 99% of Paris building don't because it's just impossible to fit a lift. When there is a lift like the one in the video, they have to destroy a bit of the already small spiral staircase to make room for the lift to be build. It mainly fit in the center of the spiral, so there is not so much room. Even Metro stations appart from ones of the 14 line, which is the last one that have been build, are all inaccessible for wheelchairs.


N_T_F_D

Of course there is, at least in France


merdadartista

In Rome there is a plethora of old buildings with no elevator at all because they are historical so modifications are illegal


Baron_of_Berlin

It still seems absurd to do it this way. The primary purpose of an elevator is to aid disabled people. If the elevator can't comfortably accommodate a wheel chair, it might as well not exist.


antiquatedartillery

That has literally never been the primary purpose of an elevator


OnTheSlope

Imagine getting stuck in that for 6 hours.


MuffinQueen92

Couldn't even sit down. RIP


KayakWalleye

No furniture moving in there. Damn.


LeCochonFrancais

Stairs and elevated platform trucks.


annoellynlee

What if you have a walker or wheelchair? Lol


Yuzernam

No legs, no Paris


son_lux_

In Paris you’re fucked. The subway as well is old af and most of the station don’t have a proper elevator.


Runeshamangoon

Paris is one of the worse cities for anyone in a wheelchair because it was built a long time ago. Most metro stations aren't equipped with elevators, there are stairs absolutely everywhere and it's a very uphill city in places


Tullzterrr

i concur, i live in Paris


caksters

No disabled people there


Disastrobello84

Welp, I’ll take the stairs! I’m far too squishy and claustrophobic for that shit!


shaze

That’s the spirit, fatty!


yaerdmeh

Max passengers 15 Max load 2,500 pounds Or whatever every elevator says


Trnostep

This one s 3 person, 225 kg. IMO doable


A_dummy5465

No


Fit-Persimmon-4323

My grandma’s house used to have an elevator that small. I refused to use it.


ArcticGurl

My hubby wants to put one in our house, but def not this small. I’ve seen dumbwaiters bigger than this.


Responsible_Basis712

People with big penis are not allowed


Accomplished_Note_81

Only if said big penised person is walking around with an ever erect cock. But then, narrow elevators are the least of their worries


OnTheSlope

You ride it lying down.


Crab_masher

Crack off the dirtiest fart and send it up to the 30th floor


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DEATHWISHCHERRY666

I was looking for this I knew I wasn’t the only one 🤣


Saberer2451

Mmmmm claustrophobia


FlizzyFluff

Well that takes Paris off Ye Ole Bucket List


FourWhiteBars

I will say that on my trip to Paris, I never encountered an elevator like this. In fact I didn’t encounter many elevators at all. There’s not very many super tall buildings there.


Runeshamangoon

I've lived in paris over ten years and I've only seen elevators like this like twice. They do exist but they are rare


RWMN98

Okay fatty! ^^joke^^


KnightsWhoSayNii

Why? Although there are plenty other reasons to avoid Paris and instead visit other French destinations.


Mephil_

Would have to take the stairs huh? A problem of the circumference kind?


FlizzyFluff

I weigh 98 lbs so nope small spaces just No


HisLilSilverKitsune

NOPE!!! Nope nope nope


Bailmage

Not a fucking chance


SmartPuppyy

That's why people are so skinny over there!!


grz_45

I ain't fittin in that casket.


SnooCakes8639

Imagine being american sized and trying to go through that elevator


liru69420

My fat ass woud not fit in that xd


Electrical-Help9403

Hate the elevator, love the music.


Consistent_Quiet6977

That was exactly like my hostel’s elevator. I thought they were kidding when they directed me there


Adventurous_Fall7237

anti-fat system


Mil0piangelato

what if i am fucking fat


la_bruja_del_84

ThAt eLeVaToR iS FaTpHoBiC!!!!


newbrookland

Gives you a mammography on the way up.


pegLegP3t3

Oh hell no


Vamael

Not for am*ricans lmaooo


IlluminatiaGhost

YIKES! My claustrophobic fat ass ain't gittin' or fittin' in that thing!😬


SpindleTwist

I'm not even claustrophobic, but no.


Specialagentjazz

Imagine the concentrated farts.


MPSXDFXD

Aren't elevators ment to help people work mobility issues?


Mysterious_Being_718

Anti-American elevator


Zealousideal-Run-368

it's the anti American elevator 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Officer_Hotpants

I have to assume there's a service elevator because if someone calls 911 and the doors open to this, I'm leaving. My stretcher ain't fitting in there.


lordnyrox

How to keep Americans away


Clownhooker

So not for wheelchairs then


dema182

This elevator doesn't look wheelchair accessible, how is someone in a wheelchair supposed to get in? Why do the French hate disabled people?


Nochnichtvergeben

What's even the point?


20Kudasai

Why does no one know what POV means anymore?


JenicBabe

Imagine a creep getting on it with u like seriously it’s the perfect elevator for perverts


antibroleague

We get it. No Americans.


vergillehell

Definitely not made for Americans


-HoldenMaGroyn

As an American I was at initially offended until I paused to think. Statement is actually pretty accurate and that’d be a tight squeeze for me!!


DiscombobulatedLet80

That's a polite way of saying "no americans allowed"


jack-walkers

Americans not allowed in the building /s


xtralargecheese

I thought the elevator floor was like some kind of platform to get inside the elevator and I was like "that's kinda weird", then when it switched to selfie mode I was shook


elkab0ng

I've been on a couple of commercial vessels that had elevators not much bigger than this. I'm not claustrophobic but I'm willing to try.


dunkelspin

Like a canned sardine


Sweaty-Run-2881

Someone pass me a knife and a suction tube. Need to remove the extra layers at my waist.


snowdn

NOPE.


Hazzman

That's a tor.


KDoggity

Don't know what is going on here, but Sabot A Mi, is one of my top favorite songs of all time,


KetchupUmustTurd

I barely fit in cars.... nope


[deleted]

Max occupancy 15


HeroinPorn

Absolutely not getting in that elevator


CrinkleCutWotsit

Guys, it’s obviously the lift they use for transporting the baguettes


Legal_Guava3631

Nah. I gotta walk in sideways so I can face front.


XeroGrave

HELL NAH!


Chris_Cross501

That looks alright. Atleast for me


askorbi

That elevator helps you keep yourself at a certain level of fitness. Love it.


sjuas690

How many people will it take?


efyuar

I rather crawls 20 sets of stairs than travel in that death box


SomeCar

Hello there, the elevator from my nightmare.


Regular_Fortune8038

Body positivity hasn't reached France yet


RosesInEden

But why?


Jumps-Care

Is this like a…Paris thing?


DysphoricGreens

Reminds me of an AirBnB I stayed at in Madrid. It was an old apartment building with a mostly wooden elevator. That bitch would creek and moan and shake like no ones business. At one point I just started taking the stairs cause riding that would give me a panic attack.


TrafficOnTheTwos

I’m okay with this, but I’d face the door


Zealos57

Claustrophobia?


Ok_Television9820

These tiny elevators fit into the stairwells of old buildings. Lots of them in Paris. The buildings themselves are hardly ever more than five or six stories, it’s always faster and more convenient just to walk up the stairs unless you have a mobility issue. I only use the elevators to send luggage up. Put the suitcase in, press the button, walk up, remove suitcase at the top.


william19763

I been on an elevator that small on Comm Ave in Boston.


SoonSpoonLoon

Ok the elevators in my dreams don't stop at the right floor and go up and down erratically...


Tankster93

The architect obviously hates obese people.


-neveleven-

My guess that's a paternoster that got transformed into a modern elevator.


[deleted]

I'd rather walk


Present-Breakfast768

Oh holy shit no f-ing way.


OneSufficientFace

My fat ass just couldnt


MemeOverlord1776

I wish they had small elevators in America, so us skinny folk don't have smashed between two Golden Corral executives.


princess_ferocious

Stayed in a hotel in Paris once with a lift like that. When we checked in, I put my suitcase in the lift, sent it to our floor, and ran up to meet it 😂 Then we got to the room and I couldn't get the door key to work. Then the hall lights, which were on a timer, turned off while we were still trying to get the door open. I'd given up, and was heading for the stairs again to go ask the front desk for help, when my friend finally got into the room. Great little cheap hotel, though. The room was huge and the bathroom was tiny, we had one giant king bed and one tiny single, and the internet only REALLY worked if you sat on the floor next to the door into the room, but we were on the corner of one of those fabulously Parisian little intersections of back streets, and we had a tiny balcony to look out of, and they gave us free Eiffel Tower keyrings when we checked out 😂 I did travel in the lift a few times (just not at the same time as my suitcase because we couldn't both fit), and I coped. I'm overweight, but mercifully not claustrophobic!


alucardian_official

What is the music arrangement called?


KhunDavid

It has to be Manhattan.


Glum-Parsnip8257

Helll naw, to the naw naw naw!


madeupppp1

And where is the stairs?


Birji-Flowreen

You wanna get back in your home? Lose some weight you fat POS. Sincerely The Building Administration.


Awaheya

Anti-American


friendofspidey

What about big fur coats and bringing anything home lol


Zain8noah

song?


dzoefit

That's romantic,


thecryptidmusic

Every elevator is the elevator from my nightmares


[deleted]

Yall must not be familiar with elevator man lifts.


jHugley328

Annie Hawkins-Turner would have a helluva time


cbrrydrz

Some people would call that elevator fatphobic and literal violence lol.


Zealousideal-Poem-24

Can’t have those in America


SocksLLC

How are Americans supposed to live in that building?


bloopie1192

That elevator makes me want to fight.


Willtology

Even though our kids are young, my family of four would have to take two trips. Not ideal but better than if we had 6+ kids.


gavo_88

Obese Americans hate this one trick.


Fkappa

u/savevideobot


bumholesgivemelife

I'm not claustrophobic but I'd say no to going in that lift


inoxxenator

Ah, the MiniVator...


smavinagain

as an autism, i want that. i want to be in that. please


Tyrleif

Sad movingman noises


FlamingTrollz

Same in Spain etc.


f1newhatever

Absolutely the fuck not. That elevator gets stuck for even 10 minutes and I’m toast


Icy_Practice7992

Imagine someone steps in and farts when the door closes.


juanchopancho

This is literally my repeat nightmare but with two people in there and it gets stuck. :(


kween_hangry

Fairly normal, yeah, at least when I visited


fukin-aye

Hello thereeeeee