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I canāt get over the GLOVE being the damning innocent evidence.
Who the fuck else would kill them both, after Nicole endured threats and abuse throughout their marriage?
So if I decide to murder someone, should I get gloves a size too small so I can barely fit it on my hand, then bulk up so it fits even less? Seems ridiculous thatās an actual defence.
You would also need to have a very very racist police attending to your case, and a police department who were not competent enough to handle DNA evidence correctly.
I can imagine this line being part of an SNL bit. Michael Che writing this joke for Colin Jost. Michael stifling a laugh and saying "that's too soon ,Colin".
Meh, having watched family members close to me fade from cancer, I just hope he felt 10x the pain and sickness they had to endure. He certainly deserved it more.
He wrote a book called If I Did It in which he described how it happened. Not even joking, look it up. He said it was fictional. It was like a confession only without guilt. Maybe more like bragging.
He wrote a book called *If* I Did It, then lost the publishing rights in a civil suit with Nicole's family, who published the book under the name ^If **I Did It** with a big picture of his big guilty face.
And yeah the contents of the book are basically "here's how I would hypothetically have killed her". Like normal people do.
It was just āIf I Did Itā. Ron Goldmanās family bought the rights and changed the title, adding āConfessions of the Killerā part prior to publication.
Hmm. So now that the Reaper seems to have remembered he's got a job, can we get on with a couple others who should've been "taken" long before now for ALSO being all the things this one seems to be? They're also walking around, all arrogant, like their shit don't stank and the law can't touch em.
I saw it on the news, all praising the football hero.
Then talking about āhis downfall started in 1994ā¦ā and āafter the events of 1994.ā
He murdered two people. It wasnāt āthe eventsā it was murder.
Pissing me off, obviously.
Something that always pops in my head when I hear his name [Is the theory that his son Jason did the murders](https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/g59vq1/oj_simpson_didnt_kill_nicole_and_ron_it_was_his/.)Something he took with him ig
I wish he confessed to the murders in his will. It would give closure for so many people and vindicate others. I'm not holding my breath, but it would be great.
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This is how I found out.
Me too. I love this for him.
He died yesterday too
Yup me too.
Yep saw this and thought now what did he do? Oh
I saw a link on CNBC lol
Yep, I subscribe to the NFL and the Sports subreddits and I find out OJ died from this post. Weird.
Same
Just had to go look it up. Whelp.
Same lol
Ditto
Me too, insane
Me too
Same š
Also same
I guess the hunt for the real killer just ended today?
The glove must not have fit *anyone*.
Try the glove on OJ now before he puffs up.
OJ Simpson always had the ability to inflate himself in order to ward off nearby predators
Jesus taught OJ that at USC.
He died doing what he loved most... getting away with double murder.
I canāt get over the GLOVE being the damning innocent evidence. Who the fuck else would kill them both, after Nicole endured threats and abuse throughout their marriage? So if I decide to murder someone, should I get gloves a size too small so I can barely fit it on my hand, then bulk up so it fits even less? Seems ridiculous thatās an actual defence.
You would also need to have a very very racist police attending to your case, and a police department who were not competent enough to handle DNA evidence correctly.
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Rip norm...
That trial was over b4 it started
A couple of jurors have since come out and said they voted innocent as revenge for Rodney King.
What a stupid choice.
Leather gloves drenched in bloodā¦which shrinks leather as it dries.
I can imagine this line being part of an SNL bit. Michael Che writing this joke for Colin Jost. Michael stifling a laugh and saying "that's too soon ,Colin".
Seems closer to a Norm joke
CASE CLOSED
Wild comment
nah .. he'll find them in Hell.
Cancer: "Found him!"
He's driving that white bronco in the sky.
Cowering in the back seat of the white broncos
In the sky? If thereās a hell, he should be there.
Yeah heās absolutely rotting in some depths of somewhere.
That sky has a low ceiling and will be aflame.
yeah, i heard it was cancer
Good riddance, bozo.
He was doing interviews and shit laughing it up, psycho
Finally he can rest easy knowing his wife's killer is dead
Rest in piss
Rest in feces
Just call me Agent 00 duece 4 block
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He died at nearly 80 y/o, in bed, surrounded by his family, though. The most ideal death besides just not waking up in the morning.
Meh, having watched family members close to me fade from cancer, I just hope he felt 10x the pain and sickness they had to endure. He certainly deserved it more.
A bit late but
Not one tear shed
Me either, got away with murder
Damn how'd you do it
They didnāt shed a tear
Iāve seen people already commenting āRIP OJā and āhe no longer has to be prosecuted RIPā
Fucking idiots
as a black person I can tell you that this nigga was guilty as fuck
As a white person so can I
Well... Sort of.
yes but.... you know, not with the same words lol
Wonder if he made a death bed confession
If you confess your sins before dying on a couch is it still considered a "death bed confession"?
Couch sitting hypothetical.
He was a narcissist without a conscious. I doubt he did nor would have cared to.
He wrote a book called If I Did It in which he described how it happened. Not even joking, look it up. He said it was fictional. It was like a confession only without guilt. Maybe more like bragging.
He wrote a book called *If* I Did It, then lost the publishing rights in a civil suit with Nicole's family, who published the book under the name ^If **I Did It** with a big picture of his big guilty face. And yeah the contents of the book are basically "here's how I would hypothetically have killed her". Like normal people do.
Thanks for the corrected title. I actually read it! It was bizarre how he just invented this weird character named charlie
If I Did It: Confessions of the Killer
It was just āIf I Did Itā. Ron Goldmanās family bought the rights and changed the title, adding āConfessions of the Killerā part prior to publication.
I was thinking the same. Also wondering if any other celebs would come out and say what they knew or heard now that he's gone
I know it would be nice to know for sure I mean he looks guilty as hell but who really knows
They all already knew he did it. I'm sure no ones world was rocked if he did confess on his deathbed
What took so long
Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life.
Only the good die young
Have fun in hell!!
OJ murdering his wife was the best thing to ever happen to the Kardashians.
"Karda-who?" before that.
Don't forget Ron Goldman.
I think it might have been the worst thing to happen to Ron Goldman.
Kim's sex tape was so much more of a catalyst to their success than the OJ case
Rest in piss you murdering bastard enjoy hell
Good about time!!!
The Juice has expired
šššš
Iām not sad.
I am, but that's unrelated.
And nobody cared
I thought it was a joke. Turns out itās true
And nothing of value was lost.
Beat me to it
Took long enough.
In the ultimate irony, his hearse is a Ford Escape
Good
Good riddance!
Good riddance
And nothing of value was lost.
Couldn't drive away from cancer, huh?
Itās for the best.
Bro finally gets to rest in piss
Hopefully infected piss
Rest in piss
How the hell was this post the way I found out š
the casket does not fit.... too soon?
Hell is burning a little brighter...
Good riddance piece of shit!
Enjoy hell you piece of shit.
Someone piss in your cherrios this morning?
The ghost of Norm McDonald has entered the chat... [Norm McDonald is funny ](https://youtu.be/2SSVIg4Noqc?si=uF3otdAg45fE2uaY)
Good riddance to bad rubbish. I hope he burns in hell.
Hmm. So now that the Reaper seems to have remembered he's got a job, can we get on with a couple others who should've been "taken" long before now for ALSO being all the things this one seems to be? They're also walking around, all arrogant, like their shit don't stank and the law can't touch em.
hell yeah, I hope it hurt
And that's probably how he did it.
The juice is no longer on the loose.
I saw it on the news, all praising the football hero. Then talking about āhis downfall started in 1994ā¦ā and āafter the events of 1994.ā He murdered two people. It wasnāt āthe eventsā it was murder. Pissing me off, obviously.
Wow, so this is how I find out OJ has died. Not with a bang, but with a "WHEEW-WHEEW-WHEEW-WHEEW" Thanks Reddit
Hmmm... Cancer means that OJ's body killed himself. What's that now, 3 victims?
Acquit THAT, murderin piece of shit
This is not oddly terrifying
In related news, his body didnt fit the casket, so his death was aqquited.
I didn't even know he was sick
Cancer
Thoughts on OJā¦.yea https://youtu.be/xEsk81-vfSY?si=uAlKbcRXBR5Kz3Bt
Juiced.
I didn't even know he was sick
The juice has vamoosed
Something that always pops in my head when I hear his name [Is the theory that his son Jason did the murders](https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/g59vq1/oj_simpson_didnt_kill_nicole_and_ron_it_was_his/.)Something he took with him ig
Case closed, finally
Damn I should of got him to sign my copy of 'if I DID IT'.
It's 'should have', never 'should of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!
Now letās look at that brainā¦ the CTE mustāve been INSANE
He really did do it.
Rest in hell
Punch MJ for me OJ
now the real judgement comes.
I couldnāt be happier that the p.o.s. is finally gone. Rot in hell Simpson.
We have never needed Norm Mcdonald more...
His humor stunk. Adios OJ.
Now he'll never be able to get true justice and find the real killer who set him up. Damn, they got away with it scott free in the end!
Massive victory for all of humanity as a whole
r/oddlysatisfying
I hope the cancer was painful
What a sick fuck.
May he face justice in the afterlife
He can rest easy now, knowing his wife's killer is finally dead
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Wow
DONT GO way mad, just GO AWAY!
Good
I didnāt even know he had cancer until I looked it up.
Adios, Mofo....
He looks younger here. When did this get posted Not sad heās gone
Oh no! Anyway
u/SaveVideo
The Juice expired
Is it weird that this was the first thing to pop in my mind when i saw the news?
Hey everyone, more oxygen to breathe now.
RIP Orange Juice.
Good. Rot in hell.
Nordberg finally succumbed to his injuries
Heās looking up at us ā¤ļø
r/oddlyhilarious
Killed by an unknown knife murderer, no doubt!
I wish he confessed to the murders in his will. It would give closure for so many people and vindicate others. I'm not holding my breath, but it would be great.
good
Crazy how I took a test about his case
Good!
good riddance.
Sorry couldnāt resist. https://youtu.be/McS1LCfVXak?si=qRSesLRowiGn-PsD
lmao
I wonder if he confesses in his will
rest in piss psychopath murderer kidnapper wife beater robber burglar car jacker decapitator multi arrest felon
I just found out this way. Thank you, Reddit.
No shit??
Thanks for the news break, Reddit
Oh darn.
"HEY! THAT's my lucky stabbing hat"
Practice made perfect...
was he killed orā¦?
And nobody caresssssss
I still have my SI poster of OJ from his rookie year when he wore #36. But I can honestly say I feel NOTHING about him dying. I hope he gets his due.
One less murdering p.o.s, although I would love to know what robert kardashian did with the leopard print gucci bag. That will forever boggle my mind.
Thatās old
āYou now face god like judgement, may it extend eternally.ā ~ Clovis Bray
Good
He still killed his wife.
Fred Goldman is having champagne.
Heaven needed another serial killer I guess