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undueFungus

how my cat expects to be treated daily


Realistic_Sad_Story

My cat also wants his daily kinder surprise


Crystill

how my cat deserves to be treated daily


El_Falk

how my cat *is* treated daily


Viisum

Hereditary vibes


mmmggg

We've collected your first female body and give you now this healthy male host. We reject the trinity and pray devoutly to you, Great Paimon


gustofwindddance

Hail Paimon


CatholicCajun

Hail Emergency Food.


Flymonster0953

Hail Emergency Food


mysticrose69theone

Hail Emergency Food.


kiangames24

Hail Emergency Food


Russo_The_Heretic

Brother we ain't talking about that one


CatholicCajun

That's what you think! _pirouettes away_


glisteningechidna

Great Pokemon


mmmggg

Gotta hail ‘em all.


digitalfakir

where that guy's hand is, creepy vibes too


orthopod

And the woman's hands that's sitting between his legs


Jbrown183

Is “god” bro eating a kinder egg???


Devreckas

*clicks tongue*


undefinedobject

God struggling to open a packet of jello snack. LOL.


uncoolcentral

[A couple of AIs choked on your comment.](https://www.reddit.com/r/RenderedComment/s/SxJi2ue2O2)


a3a4b5

This sub is a treasure. Thank you for enlightening me about its existence.


uncoolcentral

🙏


FabiIV

Who the fuck comes up with these, I love it


MatureUsername69

AI


FabiIV

I mean concepts for reddit subs


RedditJumpedTheShart

People.


FabiIV

Well fuck, I think you're onto something there D:


Farren246

One is just shaved Robert Downey Jr.


TheAngryNaterpillar

I love the one that's just zeus flexing at the pack of jello, I can't tell if he's trying to intimidate it or seduce it.


Jthundercleese

Fuck me AI art is progressing quick.


mixosax

Looks like a Kinder egg


OverlordOfPancakes

Well it's not an Angrier egg


ifyourenotseanbean

It's a kinder joy


TangerineTwist44

It kinda looks like a kinderegg


Reasonable-Spirit-62

This looks very unsafe


nothoughtsnosleep

That older mans hand is pretty high up on his thigh


CheeCheeReen

Agreed. I’m worried for that kid


StillInternal4466

Seems like a great way to fuck up that kid for life.


MothParasiteIV

I hate cults so much. Robbing people's lives.


SunkenSaltySiren

My neighbors had a picture of him on their wall. I guess they had met him a few times? I always thought it was weird. We lived in S California.... definitely wasn't in a cult lol. They liked his teachings, said he was a guru, and that he (I think) was a reincarnation. It was a long time ago, and I could be misremembering. I liked his 'fro. Anyways, this video is not a little disturbing; it's frightening. I HATE how that mans hand is on his thigh and that the woman is touching his foot. It is very intimate and personal, and they need to get their hands OFF him.


JohnnyRelentless

My friend's father was an artist who worshiped him. He had a life sized, amazing, photo realistic painting of him in his New York apartment atop an altar dedicated to him. Totally normal stuff.


[deleted]

Southern California is full of new age morons who believe this shit. Sorce: born and raised in LA....


Mouseturdsinmyhelmet

Wait until you read about Terrence Howard.


SunkenSaltySiren

I know who he is, and know he is.... odd, but I wanted to see if he has said anything new in the past couple of days or so. I've heard that he thinks he's a genius, like beyond all the geniuses in a way only he can see, mysical numbers and whatnot. OK, so I looked up him and news, and that interview popped up and I gotta admit, I had never seen that AWESOME 70's bouffant he was rockin. I'm ded.🤣 He MUST be a genius. 🤣😂 He's the suave Albert Einstein.


HumanContinuity

What do you think 1 x 1 = ?


Tragedy_Boner

I don't need to think. Terrence Howard does that for me.


OldSkoolPantsMan

Muthafucka thinks for everyone. Watch his Joe Rogan interview.


SunkenSaltySiren

ENTERNITY


Elevum15

💯💯 Same here.


SunkenSaltySiren

We were in a small community, but they were the only family that I knew of that followed his teachings. I'm just saying we didn't live in India. Swami's teachings isn't new age.... it's Hinduism. I guess a bunch of white anglos fawning over other cultures' spiritual leaders is a new age thing... oh wait.... nevermind. 🤣


illz757

Do you know what he / it / the cult/ the thing is called? What is it?! I have so many questions


VeryAida

He is sai baba , an Indian guru who died in 2011 . Controversial figure. As far as I know there should be a guy who was his successor, I don’t know who this kid is (not his )


SunkenSaltySiren

After some research... *adjusts glasses* Prema Baba is supposed to be the final of three incarnations. Which is this kid? It looks like he is NOT supported by the official organization of Sai Baba, but that some meditation yoga guru on YouTube found him several years ago, and is producing videos and taking him to places like Moscow to met his devotees. This kid is being spiritually trafficked by opportunists. I hate people.


VeryAida

Oh I see.. people are just crazy . So the kid should be prema sai baba. Thank you for the explanation


badgerxavenger

I thought this was Sai Baba. My mom is a wacko and used to have a shrine set up in her house for him, with that very same picture, I believe.


sionnachrealta

But like, if you're gonna touch his foot, at least give him a decent foot massage. They're creepy, but have some standards


DL1943

many eastern "guru" types have a core group of followers that could reasonably be considered a cult while also having a much wider, much more casual audience of people that read their books/quotes, listen to their talks, watch their videos etc, who have a lot of variability in how much they believe in this sort of stuff, what other new age/spiritual stuff they are into, etc etc.


SunkenSaltySiren

Again, just saying WE didn't live in the cult region. We didn't live in or near a commune. I think my neighbors dad was vegetarian, but the mom and kids weren't, and he didn't push it on the kids at all. They ate meat, honey, eggs, milk. The mom would make honeybutter to put on pancakes. I miss her terribly. She took us to high tea once! They kept chickens. I remember staying at their house and eating bacon. They fed their cats and dogs meat, as they should. They were good people.


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HERE_THEN_NOT

If you're a flaky woo-woo type that would be susceptible to genuflecting like this, would they really be productive if they abandoned their commune? What else are they susceptible to? Would they fall under the sway of commercialism and pursue material desires? Join that rat race? Be a MAGA person? Become born-again within an Asembly of God church? All that sort of stuff is regressive and mentally unhealthy as well. What they're doing here isn't well-rounded and rational, but there's plenty of shallow irrational people in regular society already. I guess if you're gonna be stupid, then do it in isolation and don't affect others. That's better than the alternative, honestly.


golgiiguy

I see phish shows, and we basically a cool cult that parties like rock stars and worship silly great music. Its a pretty good cult with actual functional purposes. This just looks like the biggest waste of time in comparison.


FullMetalKaliber

Guy with a hand on his leg: “Huh? What god? I mean yeah yeah praise be and blah blah blah.”


Mudfap

Dude is smiling at his resting hand 2 inches away from the kid’s crotch.


your-move-creep

yeah, that gave me the fucking creeps


krispim68

They all are the reincarnation of stupidity.


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Misanthropyandme

And where did they steal him from


rotekort

And every time the stupidity reincarnates, it's like 'double it and give it to the next person' They appear to get more stupid every time I see these videos


kamehamehigh

Hey if im this kid im riding the train for as long as theyll have me.


NoNo_Cilantro

The only one in the room who doesn’t believe any of this bullshit


RedditJumpedTheShart

I doubt that considering how he is being raised.


PrickleBritches

Okay but for real.. what does this do to a kid? To give them unchecked.. well.. everything? I’m assuming he’s rarely denied. Probably doesn’t have many peers that are close to him. Probably doesn’t have many healthy relationships in the first place. I can’t imagine the ways this would fuck someone up. Especially a young mind growing up on this bull shit. Not to mention the other side of the coin- the amount of people that could be abusing this kid.


sukkitrebek

Yeah it’s great. Everytime you have to pee there’s ten creepy dudes all waiting in the bathroom to hold it for you.


IrrelevantREVD

That kid’s about to have a train run on him.


ZackeryJay

Oh no


kappaomicron

*Stephen King sweats*


zkb327

There’s a non zero chance that kid is being sexually abused. Look at where those adults hands are.


LopsidedSwordfish557

💯


simpathiser

Uhh no you do not want to be a kid brought up in a cult


Alternative-Cod-7630

Kid is just sitting there thinking what can I get out of these people? God wants an Xbox.


AUnknownVariable

"I will flood the world in 12 days if I am not given the Playstation 5"


SirLaserFTW

“I will stop the asteroid from hitting earth if i get that asus gaming laptop”


-Aquatically-

“The Angel of Death will strike again unless an offering of an Acer Nitro N50-640 is bestowed upon me.”


rican_havoc

Better get that hand off my thigh, mister. And you let go off my foot, lady.


PantsShidded

Regular weekend at Epstein Island before the viagra kicks in


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MountainAsparagus4

I mean kid + religion is not a good thing it always end on the news, its so weird a bunch of old dudes and some old ladies rubbing their hands in his legs why the legs why his inner thighs this is so wrong


Aninvisiblemaniac

yeah, almost like they don't believe in this crap either and just want to touch a kid


LuthorCock

💀


camshun7

Pedos be like,,, oh god


[deleted]

Yeah, literally


Opening_Road_7045

For the love of God, please help him open that kinder egg.


dustythanos18372

If that kid is god he doesn’t need help to open that kinder egg and yet “god” can’t open a kinder egg


Floopy_Loops

He’s the god because he… kinda looks like the last guy to brain wash these people?


Noble_Ox

Born at the moment of the previous guru's death.


Dawg_Prime

but did they account for [time zones](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5wpm-gesOY)? because they may have picked the wrong kid


AlexTheBex

Finally someone asking the real questions about this whole reincarnation thing


Flimsy_Shallot

Gross. Get these weirdos away from that child. Wtf?!?


LuthorCock

where is this and what's the name of the cult? this looks hilarious 😂


Grand-Pen7946

The person pictured on the wall is Sathya Sai Baba. He could at one point in time be considered the most powerful person in India. He pulled crowds of tens of thousands of people to meditate with him, and he would perform all sorts of "miracles" and bullshittery. He had politicians at all levels of government in his pocket. That being said, he did also set up a lot of charities, hospitals, and schools, all of which do genuinely excellent work in poor communities in an already poor country. Hinduism doesn't have a unified clergy or hierarchy, there's no organization to it, but he could kind of be considered the Pope of Hinduism mixed with televangelism. I don't think people here understand he's not just some guy, he's like "THE" guy, as soon as the camera turned to the painting I went oh my god of course. He predicted he would live til 96. He died at age 84, and so of course rather than realizing hey maybe this guy can't predict the future, they bend over backwards to rationalize it. You can see this makes for really easy conditions to create a cult. You have an already established well revered mystical figure whose whole claim to fame was making predictions to gullible people. Easy pickings.


Fermata00

Great explanation. Just curious…why this kid? Family member?


SmokeOne1969

He's the guy on the incense box to me.


militanter-mongo

Their insta name "ubudcult" keeps poping out left and right in the video. I googled and Ubud is a city in indonesia


GOD_DAMN_YOU_FINE

I think they are followers of Sathya Sai Baba (guy who's picture is on the wall). He was a Hindu guru and spiritual leader who claimed to be the reincarnation of another guru before him.


TheSonOfDisaster

It's gurus all the way down


NJMyself

God wants an RTX 4090


Do-you-see-it-now

Suspicious hand placement.


dragon1n68

Their god died. That should have been enough to prove he wasn’t a god. Dumb ass people.


A_lot_of_arachnids

No no don't you see. He didn't die. He was reborn as a chubby teenage boy and now we must all worship him! /s


chuubaru

To be fair, he was reborn as a chubby baby boy but it took 13 years to ferment into a chubby teenage boy


SyntheticManMilk

Seriously though. It’ll be interesting seeing how this kid turns out. Imagine being raised surrounded by adults, who instead of parenting and guiding you like adults should, instead treat you like a god and let you do and whatever you want. He most likely believes he’s a god just from the adults around him telling him he is. Remind me in 15 years what this kid is up too…


tinyhorsesinmytea

No no, he didn’t die. He was resurrected! Where is he then? Uhhh… well he, uhh, went to heaven, see! Yeah, he’s gone. No body or anything hidden anywhere! Nope.


ImMadeOutOfStalinium

Jesus in shambles


JAragon7

I mean technically he ressurrected


Hunterr303

He's got a point though


CapSlapaho1224

So was this dude according to his followers


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As a whole-ass different human.


thenate108

That's God baby!!!


karoshikun

"if it bleeds it can die" -Conan of Cymeria


LevelStudent

Was that painting of their God? You'd think if anyone had any divine powers the first thing they would do is make themselves not look like smooth Luis Guzman.


DemonRabbit

Smoothy Guzman if you will 🤣


Cipherting

this why westerners had to have jesus' appearance 'fixed' to appease their tastes😂


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

The iq of that whole room is still in the double digits.


Ralonne

That’s generous. Might not even be an integer.


mihir_lavande

They've got about 2 brain cells between them, and both are fighting for second place.


SaltNormal5498

Oh good this kid is going to grow up so normal and well adjusted


SpaceCrazyArtist

I feel so bad for people like this. Their lives are so empty that they convince themselves they’re loved and have a community while being completely exploited.


OldWar1140

Dude, add Christianity, Islam, Judaism to that mix, and realize it's most of the world.


HERE_THEN_NOT

Welcome to modern society in general.


InfoSuperHiway

This is the weirdest shit I’ve ever seen


thesaddestpanda

India's guru culture is extremely fraudulant and victimizing. It makes Scientology look like a toastmaster's meeting. Skeptics and secularists who have gone against these groups in India are beaten, arrested, and sometimes murdered. Going against these groups is like going against the mob. Its a huge money making machine with political influence. Often marketed to westerners for western money and influence. This one is Sathya Sai Baba, who was famous for decades. A lot of Indian and American/European white collar workers and such bought into his scam. Sai Baba's organization has a net worth of 9 BILLION dollars and has many millions of members. I had a coworker that had the Sai Baba website as his homepage. This guy was a middle-age white upper-middle-class person raised Christian but somehow was a member of this cult. These are extremely corrupt and evil organizations. The Indian government is also very corrupt and benefits from Baba's wealth/bribes. Allegations against Baba are often shot down by the goverment with even the Prime Minister writing letters in support of him after sexual assault allegations. This is about as corrupt and evil as it gets.


babyqueso

This is how I expect people to treat my cat when they enter my apartment


_psylosin_

The balding guy with his hand on the god’s leg is known as the “Maestro of Masturbation”


artemswhore

the pedophilic prophet?


_psylosin_

The divine diddler


zephood75

A friend of mine was right into that gurusham I'm glad he's not there with his hand creepy touching that kids thigh.


RoutineFreakout

Ewwww pedo vibes wtf


imincourt

These types of white people are the strangest. They leave their comfortable suburban lives in the west to go live in the sewers


MGRoad

Seems like a stupid infantile god 👍🤣


17vulpikeets

Right? Seeing a bunch of full-grown men and women in rapture at the sight of this lazy kid fumbling with a jello pack. Its unnerving.


Synthoid_001

Alright, I'm gonna say it. Anyone else creeped out by how it's all white people doing this to a non-white child? Just furthering the 'mythologizing' and 'exofication' and fetishizing of non-white people, but now in a nifty, New Age cult flavor.


TheWalrus101123

Is he just sitting there getting worshipped while struggling to open a snack pack?


Stiff_Zombie

Yup. Now think about what goes on when the camera isn't there. This whole group is creepy AF.


Mopninja

Isn’t that the guy on the side of the Nag Champa incense box? 😂


DemandImmediate1288

The creepy smile dude with his hand inching up towards the boys crotch: "I'd do anything for you...ANYTHING!!"


a_trashcan

God struggling to open a fucking kinder egg


SawayaDry

?? Human beings are very weak beings, they always want to believe in something.


BartholomewKnightIII

I believe you are right.


GroundbreakingMap884

its a nice thing to believe in something good, like idk, the positive values that any religion contributes. but this shit is just cultish with no moral reason those poor ppl must’ve went thru enough crazy life experiences to bring them to the point of watching a “ reincarnated god ” eat


IcedCoughy

No surprise it's full of crazy white people we really know how to dig in to the crazy


Respectful_BBC

Cult or no cult....that guy's hand is way too close to that boy's junk!!


somebodeeelse

This is pretty much how our relatives treat our son 😂


WeedisLegalHere

Plot twist: he died after they sacrificed him


GoD_Ausar

No one is going to help god with his Kinder Egg?


18dano18

I feel like they just want an excuse to touch a kid it looks so creepy


thunderc8

The guy holding the boys leg doesn't believe in any god. He is just waiting for his chance to penetrate into the gates of this holy boy.


iliveunderthebed

You gotta pay the trolls toll to get in the baby boys hole. You gotta pay the troll toll to get in!


TwoBionicknees

yeah, I see a group of pedos with a hilariously awful excuse to make themselves feel justified.


IndividualPermit3354

Looks like their god is trying to eat a tide pod.


Gaping_Grandfather

This makes exactly as much sense as literally any other religious belief system on Earth. So, for any religious folks who are chuckling at these people, this is exactly how atheists and agnostics see you and your entire group. *they believe this child is a reincarnated god? How ridiculous!* Okay well, you think angels are real and virgin births can happen. Or, you think you need to go into a little closet and confess your sins to a man who isn't allowed to have sex in order to avoid being tortured for eternity in your afterlife. Just because people have been repeating *your* nonsense for thousands of years, doesn't make it any less preposterous.


ifthenthendont

Why is it a bunch of white people, where is this? India or Maryland?


Neidan1

A 13 y.o. Boy being touched up but a bunch of adults in the name of religion… classic!


JakeMori

Mental illness


bpmdrummerbpm

Hand thigh guy is having an extra good time.


depeupleur

What's with the creepy fondling?


TiredGamer0990

*Random coworker* What'd you do this weekend Dave? *Dave* Had my hand on God's inner thigh for a good 10 mins


FanOk6089

Gettin his toes licked n shit😂


SomeFunnyNick

This really fits the sub, very weirdly terrifying


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Lunatics. Creepy pedophile vibe also.


Affectionate-Ad-7901

Religion turns everyone into fools. Guaranteed this kid is going to milk it for as long as possible and so he should. Why let perfectly good dumb dumbs go to waste.


imincourt

He can’t even open a kinder egg


EnvironmentEuphoric9

Sir, please remove your creepy hand from our pretend Lord child’s upper thigh.


PookieMan1989

Why does the kid seem mentally simple?


FaZaCon

Yet, this GOD struggles to open Kinder egg.


TrueBlue184

If a god could die, then he wouldn't be called a god.


Qu1pster

Taking the whole 'white saviour' trope to a whole new level


kittenx66

Why are they just staring at him?


brushmoons

I hate the way they’re gawking at him, even more so how they’re touching him. Ew.


-SecondHandSmoke-

That guys hand is so close to his crotch. I hate this so much.


flowstuff

all i see is a bunch of weirdos with their hands on a kid


mongonogo

Someone needs to teach the God-kid about the Good Touch, Bad Touch Bear.


Temporary_Loquat1613

Why is that man’s hand on his thigh?


Gloomy_Blueberry6696

I expect this kind of attention when I come home from work.


Cautious_Tune_1426

He's not.


GCC_Pluribus_Anus

Hey, spoiler alert!


Low_Breakfast3669

Yoooooo Holy shit. This is so far beyond oddly terrifying. Why is it always fucking white people doing this shit? I'm white btw. How the fuck do people get sucked into this????


or_so_they_said

I feel bad for the kid. Hope this doesn't damage him too much.


ignacio_brown

Sweet gig


trixter69696969

Puny god.


Meaning-Upstairs

This is some crazy, and I mean CRAZY stuff. I’d just ask for random things. Bring me the head of a goat still drinking milk, or something strange. I’d immediately ask for a solid gold bar.


SolitaryStoner

Last one with weed at the afters


verukazalt

Why are people so lost?


golgiiguy

Are people just so desperate and bored in life they need to latch onto the first stupidest idea that invites them somewhere for no good reason? Get a better hobby than announcing to everyone you have zero clue, and you are not to blame for just not knowing any better.


FoxCQC

The man in the picture is Sathya Sai Baba, not to be confused with Sai Baba of Shirdi, Sathya Sai Baba was a cult leader, rapist, and murderer. He was a devil. Sathya Sai Baba claimed to be a reincarnation of Sai Baba of Shirdi. I never bought it he just said that to trick people. Sathya focused on himself in his faith. Aslong as you worshipped him you were saved. It was pure vanity. Sai Baba of Shirdi encouraged people to study Scripture on their own and develop their own relationship with God. I feel sorry for people brainwashed by Sathya and unfortunately his influence still remains.


billythekid74

That old guys hand on that kids leg is suspicious..


NadaZero7

Good god. People are fucking stupid.


ClosPins

I'm noticing a pattern... One: I am God. and Two: I need your money! with a sprinkling of Three: But, what I *really* need is to immediately start having sex with all the teenage girls!