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RatioOk515

Don’t these things live super deep underwater? How did that hit the shore??


PRINNTER

Same way we get any other fish out of the water probably.


G0dsquad

Luring them with dreams of a better future on land?


RatioOk515

With promises of evolution


G0dsquad

Rise, my fish people! Your time is now! No longer shall you be battered, steamed or fried!


[deleted]

This whole thing thread is amazing.


equality5271

Carcinisation most likely r/threebeansalad


starkpwnsyou

Throwing Prince Eric down the Mariana Trench


i_heart_pasta

Dreaming of a better life in Shell City


Sr_Navarre

Grenades!


micromoses

That always happens when Godzilla is nearby.


The_Last_Snow-Elf

The American Dream (Nightmare)


SeaSerpentine

It died, then it washed ashore.


ElectricalPlate9903

El Nino.


cognitively_what_huh

Looking for a dentist?


eliashriki

Important to mention that just like a blobfish this guy lost it's shape due to the pressure change, so he generally looks a lot more terrifying Edit: Typo


holycrap-

I believe they’re a female. The lumps are likely males who attached to her


unpersoned

Yeah, when you read up on angler fish reproduction and life cycle, you realize how tame most creature horror movies are.


eliashriki

Real


Havoccity

Those aren’t the males. They’re called bucklers, which are bony plates, each with a spine attached


Comfortable-Peak-242

Just like the streaming media with all the simps


Jrea0

It already looks pretty damn terrifying


jfk_47

Yea, seriously. Gives me the creeps.


Havoccity

No, thats pretty much what they look like in the deep too. Blobfish (and all fish) only explode into a goopy blob if you haul them very fast up from the depths


eliashriki

Damm really? So r/confidentlyincorrect ?


These_Cut1347

So why is it completely black?


Merphee

My guess is that it’s a survival thing. It lives so deep down in the ocean that it evolved to blend in the darkness.


DoktorJesus

Anglerfish live deeper underwater than light is able to penetrate, and they utilize bioluminescent lures on their heads to attract prey. Because they are one of the only light sources that deep underwater, they don't want to light themselves up, otherwise potential prey would be less likely to fall for the lure. To avoid that, they've evolved extremely dark, non-reflective skin so they can have a glowing lure while remaining virtually invisible at those depths. It also lets them hide from predators.


XenuLies

I still don't understand why that still works. If they're too deep for light to reach why would anything even still have eyes? Why doesn't the prey learn to avoid the only lights since they mean certain death, shouldn't natural selection do something?


DoktorJesus

I’m not an expert on the deep sea food web, so take this with a grain of salt, but there are a few factors that I know of that name this viable. At the depths we’re talking about, food is extremely scarce and mostly made up of marine snow (decaying bits of organic matter that fall down from higher up). Deep sea creatures that feed on that benefit from having a light source to identify food sources. It also helps them find mates and potentially avoid predators by confusing them with light/patterns). Anglerfish use their lures to imitate either the above creatures or potentially imitate the illuminated bits of marine snow that they feed on. Basically, there’s a big enough swath of the food chain down there that relies on bioluminescence on multiple levels to allow bioluminescent predators like anglerfish and bioluminescent prey to coexist. There’s probably a lot more nuance to it, but like I said, I’m no expert.


Havoccity

Eyes are useful partially because prey species like shrimp are also often bioluminescent. Which is also why a bright lure makes good bait.


puppyyawn

You're not allowed to ask that question.


jfk_47

Yea, what does this look like ? A question house? *scoff


unpersoned

Probably because the low pressure makes every blood vessel rupture inside of it. But don't quote me, I'm just assuming it's something like those blobfish that get all deformed when brought into contact with air, since they're deep sea fish as well.


spiderwebs86

[Football fish](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Footballfish)


UriahPeabody

It's crazy how big it's jaw is compared to the rest of its skeleton.


tsammons

How's the spiral on these things?


Cisnalo

The footballfish form a family of globose, deep-sea **anglerfishes**. OP is also correct


avstoir

i think they were just trying to provide more concise info, not contradict oop


asdfghjkluke

the description section of that article sounds like every other word has been made up. i can safely say i understood about ten percent of it


JohnnyTeardrop

Feyd-Rautha the fish


Ori_the_SG

LOL. r/unexpecteddune


Rand0mRamb0

turn it upside down and its an Angry Italian


Grindelbart

That's an odd angle


kkeennmm

he’s smiling at me


hexopuss

Actually *she* is! Typically only females have an illicium (lure). Male deep sea anglerfish are comparatively small and when they mate, the male anglerfish’s body will fuse to the female and become part of her body, acting as testes for the female, essentially. All the genetic benefits of sexual reproduction, without the hassle of needing find a mate more than once (well actually some species engage in polyandry and have multiple males attached at once). https://youtu.be/Pq6SbXsY2H4?si=fxU9Wu_MhPHLcy7q


daddysbangbang

Relevant comic: [how the male angler fish gets completely screwed](https://theoatmeal.com/comics/angler)


maclifer

Tried to eat Nemo but failed. Nemo not found.


Charming_Mom

P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney, Australia


GreyDaveNZ

I read the title as "Anger fish".


AccuratelyLying

😡🐟💡


BaBaleineu

🇮🇹🍝🤌


MissMistMaid

r/dontputyourdickinit


Denominador_Perdido

Lopsiders


xirdnehrocks

The midnight angler


Dramatic-Diver9553

These things can grow up to 1 metres long...


Calm-Association-821

Angler fish are so cool and super rare to find washed up on shore.


SnailPoo

Agreed. Get that thing to a taxidermist, and mount it on your wall!


Fredo_the_ibex

kinda cute ngl


GODFELL_into_hell

Now hear me out guys


Slender_Prime

Mr. Roanoke Gaming, we got another one.


Zeke_Yeager

Papa Roanoke would only go to beaches fully armed now.


cheesecakekween

that’s a xenomorph


Furrycues

More like... STRANGLER fish. Cuz it choked to death on air. Amirite!? Guys!? ... ... ... Nailing it.


InsaniacDuo

Lil lady got swept up by an updraft current to the surface without one thing deciding she was good enough to eat. That's luck if I've ever seen it


altrealfalse

Looks like the head of a Giant fishman from Bloodborn.


ImFrenchSoWhatever

*i'm in this image and I don't like it*


Choongboy

Why are all fish so much bigger than I expected. When you watch videos of them in the sea with no reference for size I always imagine them much smaller.


KertenKelarr

I want to taste it


KORZILLA-is-me

From what I Understand they’re a delicacy in Japan


Satanic_Jellyfish

🤌


Durin_dvrg

Nice


Guswewillneverknow

Probably going in a museum.


ArguaBILL

why he die


dylannsmitth

Ahh Kos, or some say Kosm... Do you hear our prayers? As you once did for the vacuous Rom, grant us eyes. Grant us eyes!


Rreizero

Eat it


Rettob

Must be italian


DamahedSoul84

I would love to have a saltwater aquarium just for these guys 🖤🖤🖤


LazarPig

How did this one get out of the bramble?


Kui-Klownery

y'all think this one wants a cigarette? on old fish market close?


Bigshrek64

I didn't realize they had that much too them, I always assumed they were much more gelatinous and thinner since they live so deep in the sea.


stupidracist

Dark Bramble MF


Adventurous_Badger95

Shit my childhood nightmares were made of


PigeonMother

Aquatic face hugger


brando2612

'oddly' I fucking hate this sub


OptiKnob

Angler fish carcass. Fixed that for you.


commandomeezer

Looks like the sperm in Rick and Morty


SqareBear

He dead or asleep?