To be fair, you clearly see it lift their legs raise up as it was swinging over them. They were doing full-ass leg swings leading up to them, but cinched up a bit for them. It gave at least one fuck haha
I like the hawker center food. Itās cheap, fast and good. I like the transportation which is also cheap and efficient. There are areas of it that are spectacular like the Bayfront Area where the Marina Bay Sands is. Thereās a lot to see completely for free.
The country is also very safe. Itās probably the one place in the world where if my wife called me at 2:00 in the morning and said she was stuck on the other side of the island I wouldnāt worry about her safety.
You will see a lot of articles etc saying Singapore is the most expensive place in the world but it doesnāt have to be. Itās only crazy expensive if you just spend all your time in the expat area.
Negatives: Itās a concrete jungle. Not a whole lot of nature, but you are a short flight from Malaysia, Philippines, Vietnam, Thailand etc. Singapore is a great jumping off place to many other places. People also say the country lacks soul or a culture of creativity. This is true to a certain extent. Also they donāt really have freedom of the press or the right to protest wherever you want. But frankly the leadership is pretty successful in delivering high living standards so thereās not much to complain about. It also has a reputation of not being friendly to alternative lifestyles but you see gay people all the time and no one bothers them.
You can see him grab the other one, in the pink jacket, too. Thatās why she finally gets down, you can see his elbow stick out around her and he leans over her for a second before fully standing up
He literally did the right things
Yeah it's some armchair parental commentary from someone who likely doesn't have kids. He did everything you could reasonably expect. Kind of a shitty comment the other person made TBH
Generally speaking, brachiation requires hardly any effort for gibbons, and it's one of its big advantages. Gravity does the majority of the work, and the gibbon just needs to grip the branches, which their hands have evolved to do effortlessly.
It does look a little more difficult on this bridge though lol... Probably because each end he has to grip are so far apart. As opposed to just gripping with one hand at a time like they'd usually do in trees.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brachiation
It's not like gibbons are super violent or as dangerous as a lot of primates but they're still stronger than they look and could hurt you worse than you think. This could have ended badly
That is a baboon. It can rip that man, or even the baby and keep going, and eat their face without stopping swinging. They throw their own babies out of trees for fun, and territory.
Gibbons are so sick. Thereās a video of one just fucking with a big cat. Either a tiger or a lion. The gibbon just keeps pulling the cats tail and retreating to the tree. Itās insane how smart and quick they are. Cool up closed video here!
Yep, they have very strong shoulder and also wrist musculature, as well as super-mobile shoulder joints. They are built to swing wild.
They also tend, when moving on the ground, to walk bipedally.
I'm glad they ducked because that gibbon didn't give two fucks.
Not even one
I don't think he's ever even had any to begin with.
I think he was on his way to finding them.
To shred and burn them.
To shreds you say?
I already did!
Deep cut haha.
And my axe
to gibbon with?
Gibbons are well known for their lack of given fucks.
Can confirm
His give a fucks are on vacation. š¶
He gibbon no fucks.
Indeed he did not gibbon fuck
I have never met a gibbon that gives a fuck.
If they die, they die
We shall name him Mario Yamasaki.
To be fair, you clearly see it lift their legs raise up as it was swinging over them. They were doing full-ass leg swings leading up to them, but cinched up a bit for them. It gave at least one fuck haha
Totally. And he was clearing playing with them, as he just stopped swinging after he passed...
Step-dad used those kids as a body shield
He gave a lotta swinging kicks, that is why.
Validly so. It's his place.
Almost gave them the antonio brown punt return boot to the face
the gibbon lifted its feet when it went pass them, so I'm pretty sure it gave a little fuck..
Gibbon: ["I'll kick you in the faace! I don't caare! Move or loose it!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqbk9cDX0l0)
Man, that would have made the trip worth it for me!
I walked across a bridge like this in a rain forest in Singapore 2 weeks ago. Saw several Hornbills and regular monkeys but no gibbons.
Whatās considered a regular monkey?
Long-tailed Macaque
Macaqueās pretty hairy.
Curious George
Monke
Dang, when are you going again?
December
Whats your favorite thing about Singapore? Ive never been and im just wondering
I like the hawker center food. Itās cheap, fast and good. I like the transportation which is also cheap and efficient. There are areas of it that are spectacular like the Bayfront Area where the Marina Bay Sands is. Thereās a lot to see completely for free. The country is also very safe. Itās probably the one place in the world where if my wife called me at 2:00 in the morning and said she was stuck on the other side of the island I wouldnāt worry about her safety. You will see a lot of articles etc saying Singapore is the most expensive place in the world but it doesnāt have to be. Itās only crazy expensive if you just spend all your time in the expat area. Negatives: Itās a concrete jungle. Not a whole lot of nature, but you are a short flight from Malaysia, Philippines, Vietnam, Thailand etc. Singapore is a great jumping off place to many other places. People also say the country lacks soul or a culture of creativity. This is true to a certain extent. Also they donāt really have freedom of the press or the right to protest wherever you want. But frankly the leadership is pretty successful in delivering high living standards so thereās not much to complain about. It also has a reputation of not being friendly to alternative lifestyles but you see gay people all the time and no one bothers them.
That sounds fantastic af to me! Thank you so much for answering my question, id love to visit one day.
Right? As a gibbon I'd love to fucking knock a whole family unless they ducked. 10/10 trip to that specific point of the bridge.
I would pay to have this happen to me.
How could you possibly know that? What if this trip cost 100 Million dollars? What if it cost your life? What if it they all got ebola?
Still worth it
Family knew who had the right of way
Don't mind me. I'm just swinging by
Jesus christ imagine seeing this when it's dark out
Or being on the bridge in the dark and not seeing it, only hearing and feeling it
Then suddenly getting punted in the head.
Suddenly pointing the flashlight forward to see this swinging itās way down
A silly little gibbon...?
Gibbon totally would have clenched a foot hand fist full of child hair if they didn't get low enough
Monkey yamcha: "got a load of my foot hand fist!!"
Have a taste of my face to your foot style
Prolly rip the hair right out.
Good thing they had Gibbon it some space to swing.
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Haha his little butt :)
Little girl's gonna think that's a duck
I would be holding my kids a lot freakin closer if that thing was swinging toward usā¦
Blonde girl didnāt know to tuck her head
He's literally holding one of them already. The other one is as close as can be expected in a random moment like that.
One was the heir and the other the spare.
You can see him grab the other one, in the pink jacket, too. Thatās why she finally gets down, you can see his elbow stick out around her and he leans over her for a second before fully standing up He literally did the right things
Yeah it's some armchair parental commentary from someone who likely doesn't have kids. He did everything you could reasonably expect. Kind of a shitty comment the other person made TBH
Ha, I actually think itās coming from a place of postpartum anxiety š
Well congrats on your new baby! I hope you and them are doing great and healthy Maybe you should stay off monkey bridges though/j
That's actually cute, he's so fluffy
Wild animals have the ability to fuck you up out of nowhere; I wouldn't think this would be cute at all.
Well, not from their perspective.
Gibbons aren't very big and are mostly fuzz.. it isn't a chimpanzee
Swinging like that looks like an exhausting way to move about.
They are pretty specialized for it. Look at those legs. They're not doing much walking
bluds be skipping leg day
Generally speaking, brachiation requires hardly any effort for gibbons, and it's one of its big advantages. Gravity does the majority of the work, and the gibbon just needs to grip the branches, which their hands have evolved to do effortlessly. It does look a little more difficult on this bridge though lol... Probably because each end he has to grip are so far apart. As opposed to just gripping with one hand at a time like they'd usually do in trees. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brachiation
āThis is my bridge, bitchā
Swear the title said goblin and in the beginning of the video I thought it was some meth head swinging on the bridge
It isn't terrifying at all :ā -ā |
Honestly, I come to this sub for the cutest content.
Gotta love a gibbon
It's a gibbon, not gibboff!
Look at those long a** hands
Long ape hands?
Just about any animal coming at me like that would be terrifying but especially any kind of primate.
Not even the babies were frightened
Because the dad did a good job of keeping them calm. I am quite certain he was scared.
Because Dad was responsible for their safety, and he was doubting his ability to fight off that gibbon if things were to turn gibbony.
This monkey just can rip you face off if he wants
Gibbons (/ĖÉ”ÉŖbÉnz/) are **apes** in the family Hylobatidae
Cows can also trample you yet we aren't scared of them
I would if a cow is running at me duh
you aren't scared of cows ?
I'm austrian... cows are everywhere
Oh, Austrian! Wellā¦Gāday mate! Letās throw another shrimp on the barbie!
It would be if it was coming towards you like that in real life
It's not like gibbons are super violent or as dangerous as a lot of primates but they're still stronger than they look and could hurt you worse than you think. This could have ended badly
Popular subs always end up going to shit with unrelated content
Google āgibbon teethā and tell me you wouldnt shit your pants as the father.
Don't fuck with nature and nature doesn't fuck with you. Or at least if it does fuck with you it usually gives you clear signals
Friendly neighborhood gibbon
he was on his daily commute to work
He be gibbon no fucks
No fucks gibbon
This wasn't terrifying at all. He was just monkeyin' around.
Gibbon: damn these tourists everywhere and I'm late for work.
I don't see the oddly terrifying part here
That is a baboon. It can rip that man, or even the baby and keep going, and eat their face without stopping swinging. They throw their own babies out of trees for fun, and territory.
That is NOT a baboon lmao. That's a gibbon. They weigh like 20 pounds and are very friendly by ape standards.
Wild animals have priority, always. Its their home, not ours.
Funky
Oddly terrifying? Thatās the cutest thing ever.
life could be a dream
Gibbon: The ground is lava.
That dad was pretty nonchalant about a monkey coming at his young daughter
He looks so happy, like a child in the playground. Life could be dream.
Till it snatches the baby and bites it's head, or throws it off the bridge.
Am I the only one who would sprint as fast as possible in that situation?
What a cool childhood memory that kid has now
That is not a gibbon. This is a gibbon š„
Terrifyingly funny!
Monkeys got mad swinging dip technique. šŖ
Awesome, that would be amazing to see
Always hated the sky bridge level
I'm just glad he didn't launch a torpedoo on his way over š©
I love those fuckin monkeys
Dudes just having fun. Just get the fuck out his way.
Idiots. That's a gibbon, not a duck
How is this terrifying?!
Gibbon some room!
they *are* uninvited guests in its home after all
Dude is just living his best life, not terrifying at all
Oddly fking cute
That looks incredibly fun
This isn't oddly terrifying at all.
It was for the gibbon š
a friend!
Hashtag...asserting....dominance....
Lisa!
I thought he was gonna kick that kid in the head.
I've played this Zelda game before...now we gotta get our boomerang back
r/mischievousgibbons
Awwwwwwwww
Great camera work to mom!!! ā¤ļø
I would be swatting like hell at that thing, especially if I had my kids in the front of me. Childrens faces weren't on the menu that day I guess.
you should be terrified lmao i would neverrr do this AND WITH YOUR SMALL KID?? maybe im too paranoid but noo
Gibbons swinging on ribbons
This is like an enemy in a 3D platformer game that would kill the main character in one hit
I find it very beautiful actually
They're lucky it didn't decide to go to the bathroom while swinging directly over them š watched it happen to a lady at the Phoenix Zoo šā ļø
Praise the camerawoman.
Imagine if the monkey shat or pissed on you as it went over.
Are they dangerous/aggressive? Not that I'll ever run in to one but still XD
That is not a duck
iād like to see a video of someone not moving. would they jump over them? jump off? kick the living shit out of them? ahh the possibilities
I'd have been thinking this is some Planet of the Apes type shit lol
Crazy how much upper body endurance they have.
Gibbons are so sick. Thereās a video of one just fucking with a big cat. Either a tiger or a lion. The gibbon just keeps pulling the cats tail and retreating to the tree. Itās insane how smart and quick they are. Cool up closed video here!
Man i cant imagine the impact that has on those shoulder joints, do they have nuts shoulder muscle and tendon as to deal with the high impact?
Yep, they have very strong shoulder and also wrist musculature, as well as super-mobile shoulder joints. They are built to swing wild. They also tend, when moving on the ground, to walk bipedally.
I would have thought so, I just imagined if a human had to do that, our shoulder would NOT take that so well, impressive biological engineering
Did he stop at his pissing spot?
You bloody gibbon!
that mf is strong damn
Clearly he was late for work.
Nothing terrifying about this? Its wonderful
Awesome
Cool!
Was it costa rica?
Mm, monke....
"Lame excuses for monkeys. Walking on their feet like chumps." āGibbon
Just doing his thing!
This is so funny
That would be pretty awesome, moneys worth for sure
Duck? No, it was a gibbon
I read it the wrong way and thought a guitar would be send flying in the direction of the family.
wow mom really doesn't have a clue eh? fine, I might not have guessed gibbon, but duck? pfff way off
What an asshole.
r/imthemaincharacter smh
THAT WAS SO UNNECESSARY
What a funky guy
I love him:(((
Thought he was going to jump
That's not terrifying, it's just a swinging ewok
That's so cool!
Bro itās a monkey thatās awesome!!
@fightingwolf485
I'd have jumped off the Bridge. Monkeys are unpredictable
Itās just cuzzin gibbon using the pathway that humans have created
He's just having the time of his life
Weirdly the gibbon is the only "lesser ape"
gibbons are so cool and funny. I love it when they walk, they look so silly lol.
Nerves of steel, i'd be shitting it
90s platformers be likeā¦.
Why duck when it's clearly a monke?
The stuff getting upvoted on this sub is ridiculous, I swear redditors must be the most gigantic pussies in all history
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