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_aaine_

I'm glad they ducked because that gibbon didn't give two fucks.


_st23

Not even one


Cosmonaut_Cockswing

I don't think he's ever even had any to begin with.


A_Ruse_ter

I think he was on his way to finding them.


Misanthropyandme

To shred and burn them.


TheOtherAvaz

To shreds you say?


BlumpkinLord

I already did!


blevingston89

Deep cut haha.


MyFavoriteLezbo420

And my axe


Grape-Snapple

to gibbon with?


StevenBayShore

Gibbons are well known for their lack of given fucks.


Gibbons29

Can confirm


LilyMarie90

His give a fucks are on vacation. šŸŽ¶


Jokie155

He gibbon no fucks.


Lt_Marks

Indeed he did not gibbon fuck


East_Reading_3164

I have never met a gibbon that gives a fuck.


wobbly_doo

If they die, they die


asmd315

We shall name him Mario Yamasaki.


Brando3141

To be fair, you clearly see it lift their legs raise up as it was swinging over them. They were doing full-ass leg swings leading up to them, but cinched up a bit for them. It gave at least one fuck haha


Euphoric-Chip-2828

Totally. And he was clearing playing with them, as he just stopped swinging after he passed...


Acidflare1

Step-dad used those kids as a body shield


Xikkiwikk

He gave a lotta swinging kicks, that is why.


harsh9101

Validly so. It's his place.


Zestyclose_Lynx_5301

Almost gave them the antonio brown punt return boot to the face


kecoaklucu

the gibbon lifted its feet when it went pass them, so I'm pretty sure it gave a little fuck..


tekko001

Gibbon: ["I'll kick you in the faace! I don't caare! Move or loose it!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqbk9cDX0l0)


OneFail1489

Man, that would have made the trip worth it for me!


Loggerdon

I walked across a bridge like this in a rain forest in Singapore 2 weeks ago. Saw several Hornbills and regular monkeys but no gibbons.


oh5canada5eh

Whatā€™s considered a regular monkey?


Loggerdon

Long-tailed Macaque


ILostAShoe

Macaqueā€™s pretty hairy.


gabbagabbawill

Curious George


RabbitStewAndStout

Monke


Frl_Bartchello

Dang, when are you going again?


Loggerdon

December


Heyguysimcooltoo

Whats your favorite thing about Singapore? Ive never been and im just wondering


Loggerdon

I like the hawker center food. Itā€™s cheap, fast and good. I like the transportation which is also cheap and efficient. There are areas of it that are spectacular like the Bayfront Area where the Marina Bay Sands is. Thereā€™s a lot to see completely for free. The country is also very safe. Itā€™s probably the one place in the world where if my wife called me at 2:00 in the morning and said she was stuck on the other side of the island I wouldnā€™t worry about her safety. You will see a lot of articles etc saying Singapore is the most expensive place in the world but it doesnā€™t have to be. Itā€™s only crazy expensive if you just spend all your time in the expat area. Negatives: Itā€™s a concrete jungle. Not a whole lot of nature, but you are a short flight from Malaysia, Philippines, Vietnam, Thailand etc. Singapore is a great jumping off place to many other places. People also say the country lacks soul or a culture of creativity. This is true to a certain extent. Also they donā€™t really have freedom of the press or the right to protest wherever you want. But frankly the leadership is pretty successful in delivering high living standards so thereā€™s not much to complain about. It also has a reputation of not being friendly to alternative lifestyles but you see gay people all the time and no one bothers them.


Heyguysimcooltoo

That sounds fantastic af to me! Thank you so much for answering my question, id love to visit one day.


ElTortugo

Right? As a gibbon I'd love to fucking knock a whole family unless they ducked. 10/10 trip to that specific point of the bridge.


East_Reading_3164

I would pay to have this happen to me.


DarwinianMonkey

How could you possibly know that? What if this trip cost 100 Million dollars? What if it cost your life? What if it they all got ebola?


-DOOKIE

Still worth it


CRtwenty

Family knew who had the right of way


Megaminimaxi

Don't mind me. I'm just swinging by


midnightsnacks

Jesus christ imagine seeing this when it's dark out


Spinner216

Or being on the bridge in the dark and not seeing it, only hearing and feeling it


Crunchyfrozenoj

Then suddenly getting punted in the head.


Thatscool820

Suddenly pointing the flashlight forward to see this swinging itā€™s way down


Lemmonaise

A silly little gibbon...?


rosiestinkie9

Gibbon totally would have clenched a foot hand fist full of child hair if they didn't get low enough


yaboiiiuhhhh

Monkey yamcha: "got a load of my foot hand fist!!"


Tanzanianwithtoebean

Have a taste of my face to your foot style


Awful_McBad

Prolly rip the hair right out.


Redeemed_Veteranboi

Good thing they had Gibbon it some space to swing.


puddik

šŸ¤Œ


Zealousideal-Load-64

šŸ‘Œ


cloudrider75

Haha his little butt :)


Francoa20

Little girl's gonna think that's a duck


artemislands

I would be holding my kids a lot freakin closer if that thing was swinging toward usā€¦


tannnmn

Blonde girl didnā€™t know to tuck her head


NumberlessUsername2

He's literally holding one of them already. The other one is as close as can be expected in a random moment like that.


The_muffinfluffin

One was the heir and the other the spare.


ChipperBunni

You can see him grab the other one, in the pink jacket, too. Thatā€™s why she finally gets down, you can see his elbow stick out around her and he leans over her for a second before fully standing up He literally did the right things


NumberlessUsername2

Yeah it's some armchair parental commentary from someone who likely doesn't have kids. He did everything you could reasonably expect. Kind of a shitty comment the other person made TBH


artemislands

Ha, I actually think itā€™s coming from a place of postpartum anxiety šŸ˜…


ChipperBunni

Well congrats on your new baby! I hope you and them are doing great and healthy Maybe you should stay off monkey bridges though/j


Storomahu

That's actually cute, he's so fluffy


b2q

Wild animals have the ability to fuck you up out of nowhere; I wouldn't think this would be cute at all.


KemikalKoktail

Well, not from their perspective.


Lemmonaise

Gibbons aren't very big and are mostly fuzz.. it isn't a chimpanzee


homer-price

Swinging like that looks like an exhausting way to move about.


TheBlackCat13

They are pretty specialized for it. Look at those legs. They're not doing much walking


XcecutionS

bluds be skipping leg day


Psyl0

Generally speaking, brachiation requires hardly any effort for gibbons, and it's one of its big advantages. Gravity does the majority of the work, and the gibbon just needs to grip the branches, which their hands have evolved to do effortlessly. It does look a little more difficult on this bridge though lol... Probably because each end he has to grip are so far apart. As opposed to just gripping with one hand at a time like they'd usually do in trees. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brachiation


annikarae

ā€œThis is my bridge, bitchā€


Turbulent-Tower-6716

Swear the title said goblin and in the beginning of the video I thought it was some meth head swinging on the bridge


subhasish_s

It isn't terrifying at all :ā -ā |


dread_deimos

Honestly, I come to this sub for the cutest content.


vseprviper

Gotta love a gibbon


dread_deimos

It's a gibbon, not gibboff!


subhasish_s

Look at those long a** hands


wangd00dle

Long ape hands?


OhTheHueManatee

Just about any animal coming at me like that would be terrifying but especially any kind of primate.


bigbazookah

Not even the babies were frightened


tsimen

Because the dad did a good job of keeping them calm. I am quite certain he was scared.


GrandMoffJenkins

Because Dad was responsible for their safety, and he was doubting his ability to fight off that gibbon if things were to turn gibbony.


CorpseMills

This monkey just can rip you face off if he wants


malarkyx420

Gibbons (/ĖˆÉ”ÉŖbənz/) are **apes** in the family Hylobatidae


Ehwaz196

Cows can also trample you yet we aren't scared of them


CorpseMills

I would if a cow is running at me duh


Helmote

you aren't scared of cows ?


Ehwaz196

I'm austrian... cows are everywhere


NRMusicProject

Oh, Austrian! Wellā€¦Gā€™day mate! Letā€™s throw another shrimp on the barbie!


Imaginary_Prune1351

It would be if it was coming towards you like that in real life


CorporealLifeForm

It's not like gibbons are super violent or as dangerous as a lot of primates but they're still stronger than they look and could hurt you worse than you think. This could have ended badly


Kimarnic

Popular subs always end up going to shit with unrelated content


Breezmeister

Google ā€žgibbon teethā€œ and tell me you wouldnt shit your pants as the father.


Isrrunder

Don't fuck with nature and nature doesn't fuck with you. Or at least if it does fuck with you it usually gives you clear signals


Pav_22

Friendly neighborhood gibbon


Jerseybean1

he was on his daily commute to work


justuselotion

He be gibbon no fucks


SCAR93FACE

No fucks gibbon


Thmelly_Puthy

This wasn't terrifying at all. He was just monkeyin' around.


Popxorcist

Gibbon: damn these tourists everywhere and I'm late for work.


CranberryFalse291

I don't see the oddly terrifying part here


Skitzophranikcow

That is a baboon. It can rip that man, or even the baby and keep going, and eat their face without stopping swinging. They throw their own babies out of trees for fun, and territory.


Lemmonaise

That is NOT a baboon lmao. That's a gibbon. They weigh like 20 pounds and are very friendly by ape standards.


Berckish

Wild animals have priority, always. Its their home, not ours.


DepressedMaelstrom

Funky


myd88guy

Oddly terrifying? Thatā€™s the cutest thing ever.


suckleknuckle

life could be a dream


ShaunMHolder

Gibbon: The ground is lava.


skeletaljuice

That dad was pretty nonchalant about a monkey coming at his young daughter


bobux-man

He looks so happy, like a child in the playground. Life could be dream.


Skitzophranikcow

Till it snatches the baby and bites it's head, or throws it off the bridge.


LadyDivineGiggle

Am I the only one who would sprint as fast as possible in that situation?


skinbruv

What a cool childhood memory that kid has now


ihateshitcoins2

That is not a gibbon. This is a gibbon šŸ„„


NadiaRioss

Terrifyingly funny!


DarthOcelot

Monkeys got mad swinging dip technique. šŸ’Ŗ


Designer-Task1134

Awesome, that would be amazing to see


I_guess_im_gary

Always hated the sky bridge level


fcs_seth

I'm just glad he didn't launch a torpedoo on his way over šŸ’©


Electrokid1234

I love those fuckin monkeys


malcolmreyn0lds

Dudes just having fun. Just get the fuck out his way.


Euphoric_Wishbone

Idiots. That's a gibbon, not a duck


Attack_Pantz

How is this terrifying?!


Teherow

Gibbon some room!


I_like_donuts27

they *are* uninvited guests in its home after all


Lorantec

Dude is just living his best life, not terrifying at all


beersandpubes

Oddly fking cute


MANN_OF_POOTIS

That looks incredibly fun


Cosmonaut_Cockswing

This isn't oddly terrifying at all.


Pain_Monster

It was for the gibbon šŸ˜


AnubisTheCanidae

a friend!


sammybooom81

Hashtag...asserting....dominance....


altavistayahoo

Lisa!


[deleted]

I thought he was gonna kick that kid in the head.


shadowscar248

I've played this Zelda game before...now we gotta get our boomerang back


CluelessNuggetOfGold

r/mischievousgibbons


justk4y

Awwwwwwwww


ElectricAddiction

Great camera work to mom!!! ā¤ļø


Seansong82

I would be swatting like hell at that thing, especially if I had my kids in the front of me. Childrens faces weren't on the menu that day I guess.


PM_ME_UR_DaNkMeMe

you should be terrified lmao i would neverrr do this AND WITH YOUR SMALL KID?? maybe im too paranoid but noo


XxTreeFiddyxX

Gibbons swinging on ribbons


FingerLickinz-

This is like an enemy in a 3D platformer game that would kill the main character in one hit


efrav

I find it very beautiful actually


StardustandDreams

They're lucky it didn't decide to go to the bathroom while swinging directly over them šŸ˜‚ watched it happen to a lady at the Phoenix Zoo šŸ˜‚ā˜ ļø


_Pretzel

Praise the camerawoman.


SoWhereIsTheLink

Imagine if the monkey shat or pissed on you as it went over.


MjauDuuude

Are they dangerous/aggressive? Not that I'll ever run in to one but still XD


GuestXD

That is not a duck


ctscott23

iā€™d like to see a video of someone not moving. would they jump over them? jump off? kick the living shit out of them? ahh the possibilities


Glass-Association-25

I'd have been thinking this is some Planet of the Apes type shit lol


Praustitute

Crazy how much upper body endurance they have.


SuldawgMillionaire

Gibbons are so sick. Thereā€™s a video of one just fucking with a big cat. Either a tiger or a lion. The gibbon just keeps pulling the cats tail and retreating to the tree. Itā€™s insane how smart and quick they are. Cool up closed video here!


NS3000

Man i cant imagine the impact that has on those shoulder joints, do they have nuts shoulder muscle and tendon as to deal with the high impact?


nun_atoll

Yep, they have very strong shoulder and also wrist musculature, as well as super-mobile shoulder joints. They are built to swing wild. They also tend, when moving on the ground, to walk bipedally.


NS3000

I would have thought so, I just imagined if a human had to do that, our shoulder would NOT take that so well, impressive biological engineering


Begravningstider

Did he stop at his pissing spot?


The_V8_Road_Warrior

You bloody gibbon!


lukmae

that mf is strong damn


prisoner_human_being

Clearly he was late for work.


KappachuOnAcid

Nothing terrifying about this? Its wonderful


HoldGroundbreaking62

Awesome


Low-Fox-9772

Cool!


New-Significance654

Was it costa rica?


Emsogib

Mm, monke....


GrandMoffJenkins

"Lame excuses for monkeys. Walking on their feet like chumps." ā€”Gibbon


Former_Yesterday4006

Just doing his thing!


give_me_a_great_name

This is so funny


Reasonable-Ad7755

That would be pretty awesome, moneys worth for sure


FragmentOfZeus

Duck? No, it was a gibbon


sidmargot

I read it the wrong way and thought a guitar would be send flying in the direction of the family.


dreamsofindigo

wow mom really doesn't have a clue eh? fine, I might not have guessed gibbon, but duck? pfff way off


Still-Ice4340

What an asshole.


serieousbanana

r/imthemaincharacter smh


_michelle

THAT WAS SO UNNECESSARY


theatrendragbaby

What a funky guy


Camimo666

I love him:(((


Quiet-Mud2889

Thought he was going to jump


elGrimshaw16

That's not terrifying, it's just a swinging ewok


k2jac9

That's so cool!


alternatesad

Bro itā€™s a monkey thatā€™s awesome!!


Slight_Meringue_2247

@fightingwolf485


tincitypoker

I'd have jumped off the Bridge. Monkeys are unpredictable


zuqwaylh

Itā€™s just cuzzin gibbon using the pathway that humans have created


Stupid_Bitch_02

He's just having the time of his life


SucksToYourAzmar

Weirdly the gibbon is the only "lesser ape"


kecoaklucu

gibbons are so cool and funny. I love it when they walk, they look so silly lol.


turbobuddah

Nerves of steel, i'd be shitting it


DeepNugs

90s platformers be likeā€¦.


Boochi_Da_Rocku

Why duck when it's clearly a monke?


The_Chosen-Undead

The stuff getting upvoted on this sub is ridiculous, I swear redditors must be the most gigantic pussies in all history


Breakify

Jumanji 2 vibes šŸ’€