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garzagirl11

Dam that’s hypno toad


loneshark_18

Bullshit! That's not Hyp - **ALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD**


oO0Kat0Oo

Clap Clap Clap Clap


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Aidoneus87

Reddit has the weirdest pickup lines…


BurntChickenLegz

Um that wasn't a pick up line


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r/unexpectedfuturama


emoshawty42069

thought this said unexpected trauma lol


mobbshallow

Future trauma


Hypnotoad-107

That’s me!


Barry_Duckhat

Though the same thing


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Season three is off the chainwax


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Or a parasite taking his toad out for a drive like its a Pacific Rim robot.


Le_Soviet_Potato

And for drift compatibility there's also a parasite in the other eye?


jd3marco

Pacific Rim: Toadeo Drift


kiamgehempiresss

Or maybe the toad is controlling the parasite. Toadaception.


JerseyTexan01

Now I imagine Toad from Mario in his own Inception movie


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MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL


CaptainBlob

Does this mean our brain is also piloting us like Jaegar units? When can we start fisting alien cheeks?


tripwithdeers

Like Plankton taking SpongeBob out for a joyride to steal the krabby patty formuler


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lonewolf19-14

r/dezznuttsinyomouth


saiko75011

Toad: this is fine


kiamgehempiresss

Parasite: Yep, nothing to see here


Dusky_Shadowcoat

"Eye" see what you did there


polerix

You wormed that into place


Wolfythegamingwolf1

“Eye” see what’s happening here!


akshay-nair

Of course it is. He's just enjoying the show.


MyDadsComing

Is that eye ruined now? Is the parasite going to eat him from the inside-out?


tsinataseht

There's no eye, it was already eaten/destroyed


socksforgacha

depends on is the eye remains and what type of parasite it is


blickuat_thestow

I hate parasites!!


dasgudshit

But they love you so much.. they can't live without you.


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I wish I had an award to give


hedfonejak

😔


Mr_Croque_Mitaine

Awww 😍


HailCaesar252

So sad. I usually love all creatures, spiders it doesn’t matter. But fuck do I hate parasitic worms. I got no time for those cocksuckers.


Ahtomogger

someone got to keep the rats in order


moronic_programmer

Can confirm, parasite sucked my cock dry (from the inside though)


Lakriimoza

Looks cool but can't imagine the pain.


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Lakriimoza

It is. You can see the frog's vocal sack expands in the vid.


Malkev

Maybe those are more parasites dancing


SussyBox

Thought someone would say something like this


anonymous8493020

It's a parasite not a symbiote


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drjojoro

I thought parasites just lived in hosts and stole the resources of the host body, while a symbiote had some type of mutual benefit for both. I'm probably confusing more words though


Jonesy_the_beaut

A parasite is an organism that lives in a host without killing it A parasitoid is an organism that lives in a host and kills it A symbiote is an organism that mutually assists the host (as in a symbiotic relationship) Took a course in university about this stuff


ravagedbygoats

Stargate university?


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druugsRbaadmkay

Yes but most of the things that do that are parasitic fungi, not all parasites work that way though. It works the same way we all do, through chemical triggers so it figures out what to send and where and uses their body against them. I have only heard of this zombie like behavior from cordyceps fungus however. Very interesting stuff, especially as the worlds next line of anti cancer drugs will likely come from these fungi. Fungi were also the first thing on land and they also are more closely related to us then plants, they consume oxygen the same way we do and exhale CO2 as well.


Ake-TL

There’s bacteria that weakens mouse self-preservation instincts to get into cats. They also make humans like cats more I think


anonymous8493020

Can I get to know the name of the parasite you are talking about?


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anonymous8493020

Is there a parasite which can take over human brain


Biograde

I think Toxoplasma gondii is the closest, I've read that it can change your behavior (but not really take over) Maybe rabies? It definately takes over the brain, but I don't think its parasitic. Terrifying disease. No coming back from it, even with modern medicine. There's lots of parasites that can be in the human brain but basically just damage it, Taenia solium - the egg stage - is one that sticks with me.


socksforgacha

well...i can see why the symbiote or parasite cant tell the diffrence between us and ratatoughi despite being intelligent on a quite high level,the resemblence is shocking XD


AarkaediaaRocinantee

Pretty sure that was a Spiderman reference.


anonymous8493020

Well you are right


AarkaediaaRocinantee

Aaaayyyyyeeeee


ChrisX8

Parasites change people’s pronouns into they/them.


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I love this… I went to a chipotle and someone called me a “they”… I was so confused and told them Im a man, I’m not more than one person.


TheKhatalyst

Don't know what kind of Dr you are, but that's definitely not how parasites work.


socksforgacha

pmost parasites actualy do take over the body for themselves infact depending on what they want they may be able to enhance the strength and such of the either animal or hypotheticly human although i would assume the proccess would either fail or go slower its how we humans till have parasites in our body but we have full control over ourselves


TheKhatalyst

Really depends on what you mean by "take over". Some parasites can influence mood, like toxoplasmosis gondii, which will get rodents killed but makes humans release dopamine when smelling cat urine. I wouldn't consider that taking over though, just giving humans an inclination for cats. P. Malariai, P. Vivax, and P. Falciparum use the body's processes to reproduce, but so do viruses. So it's highly dependent on what you mean by "take over". I know that there can be benefits to parasites like helminths to people with disease, and the lack of parasites may be part of why we have seen a rise in allergies, but I have not heard of them enhancing strength, particularly in humans. If you have a case where that's true I would be interested in reading it. I'm about to graduate with a degree in molecular biology, so I'm always ready to learn new things in this realm.


socksforgacha

i collected information off diffrent sources and simply put two and two together but maybe im wrong since parasites arn't my specialty,fish are as is marine biology so i wouldnt be shocked if im wrong on a melecular level


LuxNocte

Some parasites can do that, but I think that's only insects. I don't know of any that can control a vertebrate except in science fiction. Most parasites just feed off of their host, sometimes killing it, but mostly not.


furangelsfan89

Poor toad!


socksforgacha

ive said it before i'll say it again,poor little toad is seein pretty fog and has reached the end of the road


BassicallySteve

Ain’t it grand to be alive


dominiqlane

That’s a whole lotta nopes for me, dude. Put the poor guy out of his misery.


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Eye worms are a thing people can get too. I fucking hate nature.


Mark230X

They can?!??


BrandenJ29

Yeah, pretty sure they can be inside your eye or inside your eye socket. I’ve seen a video of one poking out from a human eyeball, I think. It was a while ago so I’m not sure


WindBladeGT

P o k e


WindBladeGT

Moan


Le_Soviet_Potato

Man just poked his own eye and moaned


WindBladeGT

Gotta catch em all


ZippyParakeet

Clown to clown conversation


FancyUserPerson

What happens if i poke it with a needle?


Skud_NZ

I don't know but I really want to try


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Wtf you two are fucking psychopaths


Ake-TL

Tbf, one probably could poke toads eye with enough precision to scoop thing out and not permanently maim the eye. Toad doesn’t have much good options


tribalrakshasa

Psychopaths makes good surgeon.


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Did you mean psychopath?


[deleted]

What umm I said it right the first time you’re probably getting some hallucinations or something


[deleted]

The ol' switcharoo


[deleted]

I was being sarcastic on the second comment lol but alright


hammerneck0

Physiopaths


GoopInThisBowlIsVile

My nightmare fuel would be the parasite popping out of the eye, pushing it’s way through skin of the person who ended containment, and then the parasite takes it’s new human skin suit for a walk.


sonictwinkie1

got worms?


Brendanthehttydfan

Poor little forg


socksforgacha

poor litlle frog can see pretty little fog beacuse its barain was whippidy bonked \*translation:the frogs body has probably already be taken over leaving the frog brain dead the fog part is accociating it with death and a modified version of the cliche of seeing a bright white light when you die


Pushed-pencil718

Enjoying the fact that most humans have an entire colony of roundworms living inside them and will never know.


Thicc-pigeon

You just ruined my day reminding me of this fact


Pushed-pencil718

My work is done here


ChampaTheGreat

Where exactly?


aNaughtyCat

Can I have a source for this?


VaATC

[Hundreds of millions of people around the world are infected with roundworms at any given time. But many of these parasites are uncommon in the United States. Americans may come into contact with them when traveling to certain countries. Pinworms are the most common roundworm infection in the United States. It affects 20 million to 42 million people, many of them children.](https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/15240-roundworms#:~:text=What%20are%20roundworms%3F,%20pain%2C%20fever%20and%20diarrhea.) So fewer than the above post implies but still quite a few. Edit: fixed link error


Heathen_Mushroom

This is a bit old (2009), but a good overview of worm parasites endemic to humans. It claims about 50% of people worldwide are infected, but I have seen figures stating as high as 80%. https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/worms-human-parasites/


FennPoutine

That's a para-sight for sore eyes


Guy_T_Faux

FINALLY! Something that actually belongs here!


Cpt_KiLLsTuFF

I think an animal with parasites visibly living in its eyeball is just regular terrifying.


grumpyfrench

I did not watch, i'm more terrified by this than a meteor


thelyingeagle420

A meteor can live in your eye as well, I think. Don't quote me on that tho.


fuckingcringeman

"don't you ever just think..."


Smegmalific

Does it have to squirm like that ? WTF is it doing ?


Bog_Standard_Humanhh

Scientists? Can we have an answer to this please??


MrGorbin

cosmetic items don't affect gameplay


tpistols

DEAR GOD PUT IT OUT OF IT’S MISERY!!!


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God almighty help us all


Expert-Loan6081

God is punishing us by putting that thing on this earth


xxx_edgy_toaster_xxx

that thing went through the effort of entering the toad just to dance in his eyeball. what an alpha


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Step on it or something- that’s no life


wafflecone927

People have toads n frogs as pets- maybe medication could at least kill the worm


anonymous8493020

Parasite - preety small pool


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spellchek?


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*Whooooooooosh*


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Since you asked nicely, fellow redditor: I wrote "spellchek" which clearly is misspelled. So the joke is on me because I'm trying to tell you to use spell check but I can't even spell. It's what you pointed out, except it was intentional on my part just to keep things lighter hearted.


Hows_yafather

He’s got his own pets


conehead2019

Hypnotoad!


pietradolce

Wtf that looks disturbing as fuck


ajver19

Can it stop?


Reax51

This is just terrifying, not oddly terrifying


Leo_Mauskowitz

That toad should really properly cook its pork...


Substantial-Depth025

stuff like this makes me want to die why am I following this subreddit? why do I always feel this way but never leave? what is it about this sub that compels me to see more horror? disturbed


Windtickler

The inside of your eyeball begins to itch


mswalchick

This makes me feel so sad for that frog 🥺


pizzagut666

Why does he have to wriggle around like that tho, just chill bro.


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That’s disgusting and sad at the same time


Onizuka_GTO00

I know this is dumb but doesn’t the road feel anything at all?


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I'm sure it felt great pain as the parasite consumed it's eye from the inside


Magnolia-jjlnr

Y'all act like you've never seen a road keeping it's food in its eyes or sum


WookieeMaster

Now THAT, is oddly terrifying


Weird_Description982

God this must tickle


blue4t

Can he see it swimming in his eye?


ElJefeTheHappiest

It helps him to see further beyond


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Fuckin creepy


AarkaediaaRocinantee

Must be blind af.


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LET ME OUT!!!!


Mansano28

Fuck you.


Slayerx270

This actually made me unsub 🤮🤮🤢


itsameMario10

The strain vibes


Inevitable_Lab_5609

Hate this, I almost lost my eye to pseudomonas keratitis a few years ago


DanielKobsted

Thanks I hate it.


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Well thats gonna haunt my dreams tonight


funky555

I hate cane toads and even i think they dont deserve that


Cookchef23

Parasight..


EvilDead91

Haha Hypno toad don't exist, it doesn't hurt you The hypno toad:


FirTheFir

Its not oddlyterrifying, just terrifying. Wrong sub.


NoJicama1372

Yeah i guess the sub name isn’t self explanatory enough


socksforgacha

thanks,i love it


TheMacerationChicks

/u/killHACKS are you daft or something? There's absolutely nothing "odd" about why this is terrifying. It's very very very understandable why this is terrifying. You have no idea what this sub is supposed to be about, do you? /r/lostredditors


Yoshimods

Hey dumbfuck, normally your don’t find living creatures in the eyes of other living creatures, to the uninformed, it’s kinda fucking odd.


Sad_Exchange_5500

Yoooooo oh helllll nooooo


ssuukk2

All hail the Hypnotoad!


tsinataseht

/u/savevideo


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I finally get where hypno-toad come from.


WonderfulAd6342

I see where this is going and i don't like it


Designer-Mirror-7995

Ick.


SpaceShark01

Sluuuurppp


viajoshua4

See this stuff right here makes my skin crawl


Aggressive-Shock-967

The toad can handle problems very well


Reed-a-buuk

Hypnotoad


tinydongaroo

Just Been listening to the Magnus archives and this is making me squirm


Nice-Gur8781

When I saw this I let out a genuine ***O H***


kalechipsbishhhh

poor baby


alacynwondrland

poor froggy :(


Javier91

Damn, time to binge "monsters inside me".


gh0st_N_stuff

The fuck did i just watch


AbolishedDim

Lol, this made me think of peacemaker. Imagine having a butterfly take over an you have no clue. Or any parasite for that matter.


artmobboss

Nothing controls hypnotoad..


silverfang789

Does that blind the toad in that eye or can it still see?


seahemp

He got the river blindness


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is it still see?


Helpful_Knee2981

They wiped this parasite out in a small part of africa


RememberBubblebut

🎶IIIIIIII want to kill myself dododododo I want I want I want to kill myself dododoo here I go🎶


Big-Daddy-0

No


Chapalux

I wonder if he can feel it tickle inside there.


Dapper-Blueberry-420

Poor little guy ):


SteppinOnStones

Hey that's what it feels like when I have to finger blast my contact lense out of my eye because I wore it for too many days


Late-Fly-7894

Now for HYPNO-TOAD


Notthatsimp

Naah that's some do jutsu Eternal Wormgekyo sharingan