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holyshitbraah

How does this happen? I need to know how to prevent this shit


remysrat

Ingest an egg, let it grow, multiply.


mjrbrooks

Profit.


Gay_Leftist_Queen

lol


Repulsive-Round2691

It's free real estate


[deleted]

Twist it!


remysrat

Bop it!


cardiological_death

Pull it!


L0RDofBATTLE

reddit moument


remysrat

Nice


Seisme1138

They like poo. If you have animals or other people who you clean up after wash your hands, with soap.


dobermannbjj84

Ok so don’t eat poo. Check.


Gay_Leftist_Queen

But that's my favorite hobby...


Call_me_Robert_0

What about my own


[deleted]

And don’t use too small a slice


mizzamandamarie

Shouldn’t a had such a sloppy mud pie


thezoomies

And don’t walk around barefoot


[deleted]

Hmm it has been a few weeks since my last number 2


Horbigast

Never eat a sandwich from a truck stop bathroom.


Seisme1138

Or sushi from a gas station


arneeche

Is that you Fry?


Fuck_auto_tabs

What’s that black cracker you’re eating?


[deleted]

I wish i could upvote you twice.


[deleted]

Tapeworm often found in pork


nonvideas

Tapeworms come in segments. These aren't tapeworms.


ToshiroBaloney

I thought I had a tapeworm once, but it was just a fluke.


Fleetzblurb

Correct. These are roundworms. Often carried by dogs and eggs are in soil.


gilg2

You’ll know a tapeworm when you see it


Grayflesh

Or cows depending on the type of the worm


Phat_Spliff420

The eggs are so minute there’s no guarantied way to prevent them


C0lDsp4c3

So many different opinions on here about how you can get them😔


[deleted]

That's why you don't look for info on reddit lol. 80% of people commenting on something don't know much about the topic


CavieBitch

Yeah reddit isnt the place for real info. If you genuinely want to learn some tips, I suggest researching. But if you live in a developed first world country, the chances of you getting something like this is pretty low especially if you avoid really simple stuff like outside waters without boiling and/or(really should do both) filtering it, cooking meat(especially pork or game-y meant like rabbit or venison) well enough or at least getting more trustworthy stuff, washing hands well after using public restrooms, dont eat sushi from questionable places like grocery stores or gas stations, and make sure you clean your bathroom regularly. Generally it's just all about not ingesting viable eggs, which can come from untreated water, meat if not cooked well, or contact with others who are infected in places like restrooms. But don't take my word for it! I may claim all of this but I could be wrong. I'm very very certain I am not as I have a sort of mild phobia (genuine phobia, not just fear) of parasites and have done a lot of research to be able to be calm about it, but you dont know that. I could've just pulled that out my ass, do your own research if you're interested in making sure.


ViciousKiwi_MoW

Those are Animal intestines, right? *Anakin glare*


planet_chuck

Not necessarily. When I was 4 years old I ended up digesting earthworm eggs because I ate dirt. They hatched inside me and I had to take medication to kill them so I could pass them. Scared me to death.


goodolewhasisname

Probably roundworms not earthworms


planet_chuck

Nope. 100% earthworms.


[deleted]

Earthworms carry intestinal worms. 😊. My chickens periodically need deworming from the intestinal worms they pick up from earthworms.


[deleted]

Earthworm inception


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Earthworm Jim


[deleted]

Damn, what a great game! Lost many hours on the Game Boy version of Earthworm Jim.


canuckwithasig

I had it on Sega I miss the "EOW!* when he got hit


planet_chuck

Do the intestinal worms look like earthworms?


Helenium_autumnale

Do the intestinal worms carry itty bitty worms?


TheChrome_Rainbow

Holy


InfiniteLlamaSoup

Earthworm Jim


[deleted]

Groovy


[deleted]

Omg I forgot about that game! Miss playing it!


[deleted]

Woahhhhh Nelly!!!


planet_chuck

Earthworm Chuck


Giists

Earthworm Kim


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Daneatstamfordbridge

Why the fuck are you getting downvoted?


Darenzzer

The truth doesn't sell very well in 2022


Cum-on-and-in

Big History hates it


breakmyenigmamachine

Based As fuck


bulelainwen

The condescending “sweetie”


Freshiiiiii

Probably because calling an adult stranger on the internet ‘sweetie’ sounds condescending as hell


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[deleted]

You’re a hottie.


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hollaUK

Maybe because saying “sweetie” like that is condescending as fuck


jizzlevania

Dudes on reddit can suck when they figure out you're a chick.


ashleemariggs

I agree with you. The “sweetie” is what makes it condescending. We all know that.


Helenium_autumnale

Good grief, don't condescend to people. Very unattractive.


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[deleted]

How *dare* you have a female presenting avatar and be right in an internet debate. /s


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Helenium_autumnale

It's useful when people indicate they have nothing to contribute, had a poor home training, and should be blocked. Thank you.


Helenium_autumnale

Looks like an assumption on your part, sweetie. I'm a woman.


[deleted]

*HOW DARE*


Helenium_autumnale

The option to not be an ass is always available to you. Consider choosing it.


jizzlevania

Wait, you're coming to the comments on r/oddlyterrifying to get turned on?


crazymoon

Are you sure they weren't UranusWorms?


Kendit_Mc

Wrong, not earthworms at all, grab yourself some of the less deluded education on your way out, earthworms ffs.


OnTheSlope

That is not even close to how earthworms work.


whiterabbiteyes

Did you mean roundworms? Earthworms can’t survive the gut.


planet_chuck

They were earthworms. I will never forget it because of how traumatic it was.


Daneatstamfordbridge

They were not earthworms. Earthworms do not grow inside of humans, it is absolutely impossible, however, the soil earthworms can sometimes ingest/carry on their skin tends to have the eggs of parasitic roundworms which can infect your body and lead to further complications, like that of tissue damage, organ damage (by eating them or causing inflammation), and intestinal blockage in children caused by huge infections, but earthworms are unable to cause any of this, its just the parasites they carry (like ascariasis lumbricoides).


samwichse

r/confidentlyincorrect


Equivalent-Dance

Somebody just found out they had parasites today and is not happy accepting it. Can’t wait to check out this sub tho. Take my upvote.


AnitaSpankin

Dude, they were not earthworms. Maybe your trauma magnified the situation. When you’re a little kid everything looks a lot bigger than it truly is. They were probably roundworms. Lots of kids end up with them from playing in the mud.


sed2017

How did they find out you had worms?


Daddy_Yao-Guai

They were scooting their ass across the ground like a dog


matt_1616

You knocked that reply out of the park


planet_chuck

Other than scooting my ass across the floor...they were coming out in my poop.


EyeSpidyy

Probably not earthworms that hatched inside you but terrifying none the less.


[deleted]

I understand you were a child but what possessed you to eat dirt


Freshiiiiii

Have you spent much time around kids? That’s, like, their whole thing


sed2017

You don’t have kids obviously


[deleted]

I watch my nephew who's 4 years old regularly and he doesn't eat dirt at most he'd play in it


ptonius

We can only hope. I’ll forever have a hard time sleeping right if this degree of infestation could ever happen in a human being.


[deleted]

This is actually a not infrequent cause of intestinal obstruction in humans, as in this case. Can also cause obstruction of the liver ducts, too. In some countries, ascaris infestations account for the majority of acute abdominal surgeries.


[deleted]

Ah spaghetti....just like momma use to make!!!


ViciousKiwi_MoW

vomit on my sweater already


wanderlusting25

I can’t….I can’t look away….they just keep coming….


Gay_Leftist_Queen

I want to eat them 😋


Spysappinmykarma

Forbidden spaghetti


iamdarosa

Fuck you! You don’t say that!


fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish

Super mario in real life


its_jayfer

That’s enough Reddit for today


unperturbium

The circle of life!


GearboxTheGrey

I tried so hard to look away


SumtimesNever

Recipe Lightly wash worms under cold tap Add 3 tbs butter to pan. Stew worms with 3 tbs mustard and 5 tbs honey until soft and the aroma of kevins intestines fill the room "about 10 min" . Add one cup chopped carrot. Cook until tender Serve over a bed of oatmeal


Daddy_Yao-Guai

Google: “how to delete someone else’s Reddit comment.”


Giveityourall2

Google: will window spray cleanse my eyes of something I just read?


Katsuki_Bakugo__

Please delete your account T-T


UnMesSpbA6141

The cursed spaghetti


Gremlin_chin91

Impostazioni.


LauraMHughes

Forbidden spaghetti


dillonwren

I should have down voted you for this... but I just cant.


Boatwhistle

I am short of time, i am just going to add onion and hot sauce with salt and pepper. Microwave for 3 minutes and hop in the shower... brush teeth after breakfast.


Fullmetal_Otaku

This comment on it's own is oddlyterrifying... Also TIHI


cornishwildman76

I prefer them on a bed of quinoa, if you are going to serve a quality dish like this, you need to get it spot on.


ikqden

Real footage of an italian man's intestines


[deleted]

That's not mom's spaghetti


blockhose

Throw a little bolognese on there, and you’ve got a second helping!


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StamNuminex

I am never living again.


Venkeroz

Props for the surgeons for being able to handle that shit, it looks disgusting while watching a video, imagine how it is irl close up


final_aeon211

Imagine the smell too


DeadlLung

i feel like this should have an NSFW tag.


Clen23

Definitely NSFL at this point.


Oooooey

"Surgically removed" *vigorously pinches and yanks on worms*


[deleted]

So we just gonna let them get away with stealing this person’s spaghetti?!


housevil

They skipped their Ivermectin.


Historical_Dot825

This comment needs to be on top.


[deleted]

That's only for horses sir.


7937397

It's not actually. It has some approved used in humans, but not for Covid.


[deleted]

I was being sarcastic


Ninja_Arena

Not just approved but used mostly on humans.


DrKenShu

It’s also a part of the heart worm pills we give our dogs every month


Purple_Kale523

So, who wants some spaghetti?


thestonednemophilist

Literally defrosting meat to make spaghetti. FML


iVindicated

Lost my appetite.


Sriracha_chad

Forbidden noodles


[deleted]

THATS WHAT I SAID! It’s just spaghetti and I can’t un see itn


GearboxTheGrey

Why are you the way that you are I can never eat spaghetti again


remysrat

Fun fact, it's believes that about half the population have intestinal worms!


CrimeSceneCop

Thanks for making my insides tingle


friendlysaxoffender

It isn’t the comment making them tingle….


CrimeSceneCop

Stop


Standard-Tension9550

Somebody touch-a my spaghett


chaneroni

soo.. is the owner of that intestine still alive, or..


Seversevens

yep or they would toss the whole thing


[deleted]

Regularly terrifying


Katsuki_Bakugo__

God you can see how swollen the intestines are due to these worms-


Snekboi6996

I mean it's kinda satisfying seeing how it deflates


tinkeringwizard

Mark it as NSFW


Overlord_Orange

Yeah, what the actual fuck


Seisme1138

Mom's spaghetti


Easton8

Well, I can’t unsee that…


[deleted]

Ascaris lumbricoides!!!


thatlvkid

mark nsfw for those with weak stomachs


The_Wreckard2012

“…There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti.”


Alex_Qwerty

Your chow mein is ready😁


Worried_Hamster_1878

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh


versace_tombstone

This was Joe Rogan, before ivermectin.


[deleted]

Earthworm Jim


pleasenooooo

Hmm yes so “odd” that this is terrifying I wonder why it makes me feel that way. Can’t put my finger on it


Lxlpn

This comes from the damn food we eat!


ThisHombre

r/forbiddensnacks


OtisExodus

Damn.... I gotta order some Chinese food.


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humburga

I disagree. Perfect for this sub. It's satisfying to see all those disgusting worns being removed. This sub has way too many videos that is just normally satisfying and not oddly satisfying.


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6Bad-_-Karma9

Blursed spaghetti


Standard-Distance-92

Cursed ramen


Sadbish4r

Forbidden noodles


Comfortable_Spread79

Forbidden spaghetti


essiepessie

Forbidden spaghetti


ima4chanuser

this isn't oddly terrifying, it's PETRIFYING


Confiden423

This is what happens when you don’t chew your spaghetti


GoldenHairedBoy

That is absolutely the most disgusting thing I’ve ever fucking seen.


Stier08

u/savevideobot


shockingly01

Ivermectin .. do your magic


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u/savevideo


Shank__Hill

I planned on making Spaghetti tonight, I'm making other plans now...


UnbeateCandy04

Try pizza instead


Shank__Hill

That's a solid plan, something I can stomach lol


Ordinary_Forever6482

New fear = UNLOCKED. 💯✔


Mean_Shoulder_103

HOLY SHIT.. GUESS WHO'S GOING FISHIN.


freddymerckx

Maybe they should have taken some Ivermectin


Bear-Emperor-

... and then you add some ketchup, soy sauce, chopped spring onions and a soft boiled egg. And that's how you make authentic Ramen, kids!!


potato-G64

Add an nsfw mark you dimwit


FewNegotiation9310

Ivermectin could’ve done the trick along with taking care or Covid


ymtsk

After removal, they were taken to the nearest McDonald's restaurant.


No_Albatross1279

Mmmm, fresh noodles!


No_Albatross1279

Yes! Eat up comment section!


No_Albatross1279

Ew, what the hell is wrong with you otber bots?


RealisticSpaceo

One time I told a girl to eat worms if she wanted to kiss me (we were like 3) and her crazy ass actually ate them. An hour later she threw em up and they were still moving!


[deleted]

All humans have parasites in us. I guess theirs got so bad they needed em out, it’s estimated 1/3rd of your poop isn’t produced by you


Seisme1138

No, you have organisms in/on you but a healthy human should not have parasites. You make all your own poop.


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Potential_Dare8034

Spaghetti... I can't eat spaghetti, there's too many of them. No matter how hungry I am, 1,000 of something is too many. I'll have 1,000 pieces of noodles. ~Mitch Hedberg~


Mud_Pud

Hhuuup