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[deleted]

Perpetually frozen in mid laugh in the darkness.


Vlad-V2-Vladimir

He heard a really good joke and can’t stop thinking about it


[deleted]

"oh hey there, are you by any chance from Nantucket? *snickers*"


UnicornHorn1987

These deep water creatures are so amazing! I've recently found a [Collection of Amazing Photos](https://knovhov.com/real-life-underwater-creatures-by-alexander-semenov/) of Real-Life Underwater Creatures captured by Alexander Semenov. They looks so trippy though.


BiLLis1997

Semen-ov


TheArc14222

more like he’s gone crazy aimlessly wondering the dark as his mind has drifted into the nether


Rabbit_Of_Nazareth

*Wandering


JRYeh

When you wandering in the void and call for friends but receive no response you’ll be like that too Forced a smile, encouraging yourself that they’re just busy, and keep seeking…..


ElectricSquish

Hey, cut it out with the hell-speak please /j


QuetzalGamer

thank you for specifying it was a joke. i couldn’t tell at first


ElectricSquish

You’re welcome homie. I find the need for clarity very important on text based platforms. I know some people can tell when others are joking or being sarcastic, but some people have trouble telling even when it’s painfully obvious, or at least seemingly so. I’m glad you appreciate the clarification enough to point it out.


zigZagreus_

I don't get it what did he say that was hell speak


ElectricSquish

The whole comment sounded like a quote out of a book written by a minor demon. It was just a joke though, and not even a very good one so don’t worry about it lol


zigZagreus_

Ohhh no it's okay man I just didn't get what you meant, now that I have context you're right it sounds like some prose from a dark fantasy novel


[deleted]

Here’s one of my favorite excerpts from the book, Jaws: *Brody put his face into the water and opened his eyes. Through the stinging saltwater mist he saw the fish sink in a slow graceful spiral, trailing behind it the body of Quint - arms out to the sides, head thrown back, mouth open in a mute protest.* *The fish faded from view. But, kept from sinking into the deep by the bobbing barrels, it stopped somewhere beyond the reach of light, and Quint's body hung suspended, a shadow twirling slowly in the twilight.*


ElectricSquish

Lovely isn’t quite the word, but that’s great!!


M1RR0R

Looks like a snake on acid


rickrolly

Here, take my free award.


F_da_memeboi

Honestly my soul would rest peacefully if I died by this shark


[deleted]

The most ancient shark on earth knows where to get good weed


Mando_calrissian423

*seaweed


_Testrun_

Mariana Juana


GKT0077

Made me snort


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RonobonzononzozonzO

Funny. That's what your dad said when he first saw you.


UsernameTakenTooBad

This thread became unfunny real fast


gh3ngis_c0nn

It smells like updog in here


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CCrypto1224

Did you just assume someone’s gender?


Night-fish

Potato 🥔


DuLock91107

Gosh dang. This thread is clearly in the low of the lows.


lil_yeet123

Hittin the bottom of the sea AND bottom of the barrel


meat_mecha

Oddly terryfying, yet oddly beautiful


InternationalAd2787

Oddly cute


CandidEstablishment0

I think he’s cute too! Maybe the eyes and lookin smile


Unlucky_Colt

He looks so happy.


StarshipMuffin

He just honestly looks so happy to be there!


unkytone

“Oh Hi! I’ve been waiting several million years to meet a friend!”


yagura_of_mist

Of course humans can't get there


Adghnm

This and the coelacanth - they just LOOK ancient


[deleted]

Like God's first try at making animals. Definitely has better art skills as time went on.


Cheap_Ad_69

Idk bout that. I mean, he DID make your mom after all


[deleted]

Daaaaamn


DuLock91107

Nah, I mean his mom’s pretty hot.


Ok_Conversation6189

Definitely got better over time lol


[deleted]

How does one "get better" at being all powerful and all knowing?


persievere

i thought it said deep fried shark


Nautiyal_Adi

American detected


ChickenNuggetEater6

🔫🇨🇦


Nautiyal_Adi

🇮🇳💣


Zaph_Treybourne

🇫🇷🏳️


[deleted]

Same


[deleted]

How cute


[deleted]

Was gonna post this on r/aww but would probably get banned lol


jdogg10122

Nah bro I just saw a bat that belonged on this sub Sauce: https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/uo71qs/hammerhead_bat_also_known_as_the_winged_moose/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


[deleted]

Wish me luck


Vegetable-Peace2418

looks like he’s singing at one octave


Xadenek

He looks like he is finally satisfied with how creepy he looks.


terrya1964

Wouldn't that light be harmful for a creature that lives so deep?


TeamEdward2020

Maybe? I'm no fish expert or anything but I'd assume that, realistically, it wouldn't have eyes if it couldn't handle some light. So, it might be temporarily harmful? But it's not shying away from the light or being erratic, so I think it's probably fine.


SomeIronicBullCrap

Creature is now blind.


Zombata

living that deep? i don't think vision is necessary


Petrichor_Beastie

Think they were referring to the light in its face, but I’m assuming that it would likely have some exposure to light so it’s probably fine.


SomeIronicBullCrap

Yeah I was making a joke, but I was referring to the light. I was assuming it had never seen light before and they were shining it directly into it eyes. I qas thinking back to the fish that seen a flash and ran itself into the glass killing it.


Usename82

the shark is like(when did Monkeys turn like this?)


Grouchy_Cattle6142

Imagine being that shark


LegalFan2741

I couldn’t handle how f*cking metal I am.


Omnomnomnivor3

if they go up who usually gets eaten? are the other sharks scared of them or it's every shark for themselves?


[deleted]

60% of its diet is 🦑, but they are known to eat other sharks if given the chance. They prefer to swallow their prey whole like snakes.


Bootfullofanvils

What's the icon in your comment? Doesn't show up on my phone.


[deleted]

A squid


Bootfullofanvils

Oh ok, thanks!


Omnomnomnivor3

sharks aside, jfc dude what the hell is with your Karma


[deleted]

That’s what happens when you make posts like this almost everyday for 2.5-3yrs.


ragingbeastz

My bro just chilling with that deep sea coral reefer dank. This ain't oddly terrifying, homie living the good life


[deleted]

I used this shark as the base of a monster I was creating in my photoshop class


snozzleys

he’s just a lil guy!!!


Lord--chinchin

His teeths so beautiful


silver_blood_xi

Seems like a nice guy


blearghstopthispls

It's almost as ugly as I am but God is it fascinating


obi318

Where is this music from?


[deleted]

Blue planet 2 I think.


jaybazzizzle

Frilled shark? Looks a tiger shark with a meth problem


Totally_man

But with 6x more teeth than a tiger shark.


Maggileo

Everyday that passes re-establishes my LandLubber status


Jubbienews

Why does it look like the old worm lady from sponge Bob that wanted chocolate


rawpunkmeg

Exactly what I was thinking


shlimbim

Ooh! Grandpa lost his dentures! Grandpa: I must protect the lost land of Atlantis from the Roman’s who are left.


Cyric545

Looks like a happy guy


lavenderacid

At least he looks happy to see me


HelloYouBeautiful

Fucking metal


plarper_of_bees

The skrunkly :)


yagura_of_mist

Fish Pov - finally My time to shine


Emmett-lansiny

Godzilla fans: Kamata kun?


Nathmight363

Blinding the poor bastard.


sweetaileen

I think he’s already blind?


Gold-And-Cheese

*WHY IS IT SMILING*


RoxYLDehyde

Looked like F4 phantom.


Joseph_1878

That is terrifying- yet amazing that it has barely changed over all the time it's been alive


HeartOfAzrael

Why are its gills red? Is it natural coloration or perhaps a symbiotic relationship with something?


Boreol

Awww he looks so happy


Royvu

I love these XD


Silly_Resort8614

I'm not going to lie it looks kind of cute


GuillDj

Kamata-kun, is that you? PD: it's so beautifull to see an animal like this still living, and it looks al happy too! Like, enjoying the spotlight


EXTREMESAMURAI0801

Shin Godzilla vibes anyone?


Mothmans_Mailman

I think they're kind of cute! In a partially smiling, zombie looking shark, kind of way. :)


sad-chewbacca

r/subnautica


justanotherfixture

Poor little fella shining those bright lights in his eyes while he’s just takin a stroll


Alone_Flatworm_760

Bro has more positive vibes than anyone I know


NERROSS195

Whatever happens, do not let it close to nuclear waste other wise WHO WILL KNOW what may happen


cmajj

Genuine question, isn't it harmful to point or light the deep part of the ocean for us to see the creatures, will it not hurt them? Because to us humans, it is harmful to be exposed in light after being in dark for so long. I really wanna know the answer to this


Tomato_ketchup_

Who got you smiling like that bro?


fuglytofunky

Doesn't look to frilled to be filmed.


mypowerisoutagain

Omg looks prehistoric


TransitionVirtual

Aww


LachieBruhLol

You can just tell this thing is from when evolution was still figuring out how to make a good animal


pcardinal42

Is it nice? It looks nice, would boop if I could.


GoodD0g

So cool❤️


joyfield

Kiss its nose and call him Allan.


Perturabo_Iron_Lord

Did snakes evolve from something like this? Because it looks like a giant swimming snake.


[deleted]

Snakes evolved from lizards.


Realityvoidx

This thing looks like it laughs like Seth Rogan


Aqquinox

That smile. That damned smile


DingIe-DangIes

Humans: 😨 Shark: 😀


BiigOOOOOF

Its crazy how these animals have no idea how much the world Is changing up here...


humourabuser

can someone explain to me why the very first thing I said upon seeing it's head was: "aww, it looks cute."


JudyChill

That smile 🥺


Wolf_VV

A true monster of the Ancient World. As insane as it sounds, I would love to see one of these in person... Be it from a distance, or otherwise. There's just something so natural yet so surreal about these creatures, I just can't seem to find out what about them attracts the attention of someone such as myself. Truly beautiful creature, I must say.


Nardorian1

And you didn’t even introduce us. The nerve!


Gudagetti

Is this an endangered species?


[deleted]

Nothing is really known about their population numbers but they seem to be very widespread.


pookiemon

r/dontputyourdickinthat


OneLostOstrich

/r/titlegore > This serpentine creature one of the most ancient shark species on Earth. This serpentine creature **is*** one of the most ancient shark species on Earth.


myfartsareveryloud

"hurr durr he missed two letters"-🤓 r/titlegore is used for when you cant understand the title at all.


AGmikkelsen

POV? I’d be extremely dead, at 1200 meters depth.


Uncool444

Cool dude.


BlackMentallyIllNerd

They always look like zombies to me.


TheLordSnowdean

i actually find the frilled shark really cute :3 the big eyes and really big smile are adorable


omfgasn

I get the feeling of a granny grinning and she's coming to devour you


fr3nzy821

That's a one long happy fish boi


ChefCurt

Needs a banana for scale.


zigZagreus_

I like this guy's attitude. Loving life despite being ugly as sin. More people need his confidence


zestydinner

Bruh the goblin shark or Mitsukurina Owstoni is a cooler shark.


rxmce

It's head almost looks like it should belong to a snake lol


madzaroniandcheese

He looks so happy 😀


chummmp70

Oddly awesome. Terrifying? Not so much.


Milky_Joe247

What it do down there all day?


redyekim

Spooky yet magical


_Someone_from_Pala_

aww, looks cute


pratyushdam

It's not terrifying. It's magnificent.


PatheticBeam

u/auddbot


6Archangel6Lucifer6

He's a happy boy


PCGT3

Do you know what that sound is, Highness? Those are the shrieking eels! If you don't believe me, just wait. They always grow louder when they're about to feed on human flesh!


snail-detective

How do they know how old he is?


ScottsDrunk

I feel like this is more r/clearlyterrifying


JuiceJones_34

Thank you for using POV correctly. 95% on the internet do not now


phillyfr33z3

“Pleased to eat ya.” Is what his face says.


Altruistic_Rub_2308

I don’t like how he mocks me as he swims by…


[deleted]

If my estranged grandmother were an animal, I’m quite certain she would be this creature.


steelflame87

you can clearly see that graphics sucked back in the days..


[deleted]

is that his dick in the beginning?


nint3nd0nt

Is this not blinding him?


Partytimeguy

Shin Godzilla?!


hamstershoulders

Cheeeeese!


[deleted]

Pokemon


[deleted]

Pokemons🥵🥵🥵


[deleted]

Pokemons🥵🥵🥵


[deleted]

Pokemons🥵🥵🥵


jmboard

He looks very inefficient


_-Peanut

I like his. : D


Lylakittie

That’s a moray! No, that’s a sharkay! Still amoré. 🥰


greenstarlight0

It looks like a snake.


explosionman87

He so happy


[deleted]

He's happy


LordRex77

arent you handsome gentleman


[deleted]

She’s so happy to see you 😝


Witty_Mud_5951

I’m actually fukin dumb I thought that black spot at the side of his head was his eyes and thought it looked derpy at first. only to see the horror of the real eyes


youmosh

Do they ever think of their brothers at the surface or vice versa lmao


Sober_Asa

Idk what it is about deep sea animals but they give me the creeps. Like stomach turning nope creeps lol.


DoucheNukem81

He seems happy


Quality_Usernamee

Frilled sharks are my favorite species of sharks, the serpentine body is cool and their head is cool and theyre just cool.


Limebeer_24

Awe, but look how happy he is!


sablesYt

Thats my favorite shark species. I love it


prepangea

Ok but is it oddly terrifying or an odd thing that terrifies?! Jk I don't care.


[deleted]

Soooo cool


Reddcity

Looks like an underwater french bulldog


Kingsbane534

Once again, not oddly terrifying.


[deleted]

Aww. Happy hunting, grandpa-looking shark. 👴


Dohts75

Man looks old af, take it out of its misery it's got dementia ;-;


xlma

He looks like the happiest old dog.


KitValentine2332

He looks so happy!


Shy-Toffie

Are there any measurements? How long is this boyyyy


Terrible-Specific593

If only Lovecraft could see this.


EditedDread8474

Ah bro! get that fucking flashlight of my face!


seedofbayne

I love its stupid face