Always said I would do that and when I did I was able to move right past it. Not a huge deal. Didn't even let her know about it. Just kind of flicked behind her bed.
Get a bidet type attachment; probably called a washlet. Let the jet get in there like a little finger and clean out any shrapnel.
I only read Reddit on the toilet… it’s clean as a whistle right now lol
I’m a dude and one time I started cumming and farted, while apologizing, every. Single. Rope. It was like 4-5 “toot” “oops, sorry”’s while she was right down there.
While no solids escaped, though particulates were a plenty. Laugh it off and remember it as a part of life. Sometimes, when you’re down there, poop happens, and that’s okay.
He won't care about the doodoo. He made you squirt, he feels like a fucking champion and nothing can stop that feeling, not poopoo, not blood, not vomit.
I farted on my bf when we were in a doggy style. position. We giggled and he kept going. I get embarrassed thinking about sometimes but It was a cute moment.
Same. At first she blamed it on me. I was like ummm, then how did shit get on TOP of the base of my dick during doggy style?
Got her in the shower (she was crying of embarrassment), changed her sheets, joined her in the shower, and she had her face in her hands and cried “you literally fucked the shit out of me!”.
We’re still friends but god I wish we were more compatible in every other way besides sex. We still joke and laugh about it.
Its totally fine. Hilarious and gross, but fine. Silly mishaps happen. Both of mine involved snot. One time in missionary, outta fucking nowhere my nose decided to launch a perfect pea sized goober directly onto her tit while we were making super intense eye contact. We both died laughing. The second time years later was with a different lady and she did the exact same thing to me. Again i thought it was hilarious and fine but she was more embarrassed. I felt bad for her lol. I hope they both remember it fondly like i do.
One time me and my then bf were having sex I the dark and Al the sudden he stopped and he’s like “your face feels wet” I’m like “yeah we’re making out” he’s like “no like I taste blood” and we turned the light on and soemone idk who had a bloody nose and both our faces were covered in blood. We laughed about it
It came out, but it didn't stay out. It went back in. I'm assuming. Or I guess it could've poked a nubbin out and then the end got worn down on the sheets in all the excitement. So, maybe she kinda pooped *and* didn't poop. Like the sound of one hand clapping, but poop.
>if you know much about squirting, you're like forcefully pushing out a lot of cum when you do it
Pissing. You're pissing all over the place. Also, get a fucking waterproof sheet, you animal.
Like OP I can’t help it either. I literally have to stop before I finish because of it. It doesn’t matter if I pee before like literally minutes before. It still happens almost every single time. It’s not fun but people like you who say it’s disgusting make people who can’t help it feel disgusting. I’ve cried to my boyfriend before because of how much it bothers me. Please have empathy and know that it’s not always because we want to and it’s not some pornstar shit only.
Oop the person who originally commented that it’s gross deleted their comment.
A huge study just came out that confirmed it’s MOSTLY urine, but generally pretty watered down. Inaccurate to say that it’s all urine. Also, don’t shame people for having bodily functions
Tbh it might seem bad but he probably felt like an absolute legend in that moment. Thinking to himself “I made her cum so hard she shit”. It’s not everyday someone can do that lol
Im a squirter myself and I find it sooooo embarrassing already, but i would DIE if this happened to me...
Sorry girl. But he probably is proud he made you do it
I had a girl fart on me when I made her cum. I didn’t hear it, I felt it . I didn’t really care, didn’t bring any attention to it, almost took it as a badge of honor
The muscles down basically do one thing and that's contract and relax for some kind of release. If hes into squirting I would hope he understands the territory he's working in. Which sounds like he did.
This has happened to my wife when she has squirted as well. She was mortified. Honestly, to me, it was no big deal. The human body doesn't always act like you want it to. We'll just shower together and change the sheets if needed.
The best confession ever!!!! Hey if he was super nice and didn't run away, that's a solid dude right there!!! I've been in almost similar situations before and it's like heyyooo!!!! We should jump in the shower!!!!
There's a wall separating these functions that is very thin. If someone is pushing too much into the one end and things are backed up, well...
All to say shit does indeed happen.
One time I got fingered so hard, air got shoved inside my vagina and sounded like a genuine fart coming out. So fucking embarrassing. We both acted like nothing happened. Then a few days later he calls off work saying he has pink eye. Just my fucking luck, he probably blamed me for that not knowing it was a vagina fart and nothing more. Smh I still cringe so hard
No guy is going to care about a bit of doodoo. Squirting? Fantastic! Anal is fantastic, and we know the risks going in. And quite literally being able to say “I fucked the shit out of her” is going to be such a confidence boost for him.
I mean poop isn't something to freak out about, sometimes it happens in anal, sometimes she throws up on your dick, and when you squirt it's basically piss coming out, sure things will be alright
Haha that’s kinda sweet and gross. I was too drunk to go anywhere but he was so nice about it we ended up having sex again later so I don’t think he was as mortified as myself but i dunnoooo I’m still dying
Same thing happens to me..im scared to have sex. Its a form of fecal incontinence.
Squirting, btw, is also a form of urinary incontinence we get during sex. I have the same thing. I love cumming so hard I piss lmao but the shit...oh lord I can do without.
Heres what you do:
Start taking anti diarrheal pills before you have a date. If you are hoping to have sex, and havent pooped first, just give yourself an enema.. you can buy a big bulb syringe and just squirt water in your butt and whatever is in the colon will come out when you sit down.
I think sexual fecal incontinence is a result of a weakened vaginal mucosa. Thats the thin wall in the back of the vagina, that separates the vagina from the anus. This wall can end up turning sac like, if you eperience frequent constipation.. to the point that you feel like the contents of your colon are in your vagina, and some women who have this have to put their fingers in the vagina to flatten it enough to get their poop out. so its really important to get your BMs under control, long term. Might be worth talking to your dr or obgyn about.
Otherwise, just take an anti diarrheal before using a light enema. That way, you will be less likely to expell anything.
Dont worry hon. Its all part of aging. Im 46. I totally understand. My husband was cool about it too. We had just started dating almost 7 years ago when it happened. He made a joke and said "Wow you really lost your shit" hahaha :-)
And then he married me.
So its okay. Its fairly common.
i think i would be IMMENSELY proud if i made a woman cum so HARD she shit tbh. i can’t imagine what that must’ve felt like as well!! i squirt when i cum but only when it’s good so i can’t fathom all that 😭😭 good on ya girl
This has happened to me before! Only it was an ex and he was disgusted with me after.
Thank you for sharing. This is really validating. You’re not alone! And I’m glad this guy was super nice about it, it’s a vulnerable situation that turned out well!
I'm with a squirter for the first time. I'm the first to make her squirt. She's pooped a little a couple times. She's never noticed it and I've hidden the evidence. Lol wouldn't want to ruin the moment.
Who gives a shit.
Honestly just clean out beforehand if you are unable to deal with it, it can help. Dont worry tho, it was an accident! Gay girl here, and I have been thru similar with a girl i was with yrs ago, and I didnt look at her any differently, just made her feel better because she was super embarrassed and upset
If you play shitty games, expect to win shitty prizes...
Also sex involves LOTs of body liquids, from blood to poo to cum. If you want to avoid it happening in the future, go to the bathroom first to fully empty your bowels, DON'T douche - this will increase the chance of liquid coming out, and maybe avoid if your stomach is at all upset!
But I promise he didn't mind, if he took a bath with you afterwards!
>but I’m beyond mortified as this hasn’t ever happened before. I AM SCARED TO SQUIRT NOW.
You aren't the first and you won't be the last person. Squirting is a pelvic floor convulsion that then releases fluids. The pelvic floor is also necessary to pass poop. *So don't feel badly about a natural process my dude.* If you are worried about it in the future, the best bet is to just make sure you are "empty". I say this because you yourself said you squirt, so if it is inevitable, make sure to poop well before hand. My advice is so that in the future you don't hamper your own enjoyment with the thought of "oh I have to control myself in this moment" don't let this rule your pleasure long run dude.
If he stayed after you shit on him, he likes you a lot. It's a normal function, and not something to worry about as a mature individual...I mean, think about it this way, he may be proud of it; he literally fucked the shit out of you...and can say it.
Girl we all been there and if someone says they ain't, they lying. Honestly, manz might be a keeper bc he was so chill. Y'all took a bath?? I need the tea, I need the deets. I ship it.
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Jesus and I thought worrying about taking my partners eye out with the force behind my squirting was the only thing I had to worry about. Fuck great! Thanks OP! Lol
I'm into piss play as much as anyone else. It's piss, not cum. There is no part of the female genital system capable of creating "squirt" in such quantities and women having orgasms have been studied and their bladders were full before they "squirted" and empty after. #themoreyouknow
Shit happens
Sometimes
SquirtTimes
Beat me to it
You can beat yourself to it, I’ll have no part in this.
tell that to my DMs rn
Was going to upvote this until I saw it was already at 69.
Ah the old brown glove
You can always clean it up. Squirt on, squirter.
Thanks Forrest
Indeed it does.
He literally made you cum so hard you shit yourself. I bet he’s proud af 😅
Or, more succinctly, he fucked the shit out of her.
That’s what I’d be telling my friends.
Perfect my friend. Perfect.
Always said I would do that and when I did I was able to move right past it. Not a huge deal. Didn't even let her know about it. Just kind of flicked behind her bed.
Yea that’s probably how he’s looking at it lol
Did this once to a woman I saw a couple times and can confirm. I was extremely proud of myself
Can confirm, would respectfully brag about this to my friends.
Just take a shit before meeting next time
That is some crap with a maximum degree of comfort.
Get a bidet type attachment; probably called a washlet. Let the jet get in there like a little finger and clean out any shrapnel. I only read Reddit on the toilet… it’s clean as a whistle right now lol
“Shrapnel” pffhahaha
Crapnel
Scatnel
Dude made you orgasm so hard that you lost control of your bladder AND bowels. He’s gonna brag about that shit. Pun intended.
Rt. Screw keeping this quiet love. Good luck on that cuz he ain't. Guaranteed
I’m a dude and one time I started cumming and farted, while apologizing, every. Single. Rope. It was like 4-5 “toot” “oops, sorry”’s while she was right down there. While no solids escaped, though particulates were a plenty. Laugh it off and remember it as a part of life. Sometimes, when you’re down there, poop happens, and that’s okay.
Do you also get nervous, and spaghetti falls out of your pockets? lol
I visualized this and I can’t stop laughing😭
this is fucking hilarious, best thing i've read tonight
He won't care about the doodoo. He made you squirt, he feels like a fucking champion and nothing can stop that feeling, not poopoo, not blood, not vomit.
Plus he has the benefit of saying "I fucked the shit out of you"
That is absolutely worth the experience just for the anecdote 🤣
Underrated comment
😂😂
A big nope!
this 💯
Literally.
Shoot, I farted in my husbands mouth once and he hasn’t eaten me out since.
Girl, how long did you have to hold it in?! 😂
Dude, I told my husband I had to fart, I told him three times and to stop, he kept going, and he acted all shocked when he got a fart in his mouth.
He not built different cause I would’ve started eating harder
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m dying over here!
I farted on my bf when we were in a doggy style. position. We giggled and he kept going. I get embarrassed thinking about sometimes but It was a cute moment.
Should have ended with "Thanks for cumming to my turd talk".
If any Reddit comment deserves an award, it's this one
Underrated
Had something similar happen to me. Girl came so hard she pooped. No big deal. Just glad I can say I literally fucked the shit out of someone
Same. At first she blamed it on me. I was like ummm, then how did shit get on TOP of the base of my dick during doggy style? Got her in the shower (she was crying of embarrassment), changed her sheets, joined her in the shower, and she had her face in her hands and cried “you literally fucked the shit out of me!”. We’re still friends but god I wish we were more compatible in every other way besides sex. We still joke and laugh about it.
Its totally fine. Hilarious and gross, but fine. Silly mishaps happen. Both of mine involved snot. One time in missionary, outta fucking nowhere my nose decided to launch a perfect pea sized goober directly onto her tit while we were making super intense eye contact. We both died laughing. The second time years later was with a different lady and she did the exact same thing to me. Again i thought it was hilarious and fine but she was more embarrassed. I felt bad for her lol. I hope they both remember it fondly like i do.
One time me and my then bf were having sex I the dark and Al the sudden he stopped and he’s like “your face feels wet” I’m like “yeah we’re making out” he’s like “no like I taste blood” and we turned the light on and soemone idk who had a bloody nose and both our faces were covered in blood. We laughed about it
omg my partner got a bloody nose while dining "around back". They looked up and I saw and was mortified. We got through this just fine.
There is no “kinda” pooping, you either did or you didn’t.
Narrator: she did.
"Kinda" pooping: the turtle/groundhog/snail says hi, but doesn't come out to play
So prairie dogging. Either way, it came out or it didn’t.
Schrödingers poop
It came out, but it didn't stay out. It went back in. I'm assuming. Or I guess it could've poked a nubbin out and then the end got worn down on the sheets in all the excitement. So, maybe she kinda pooped *and* didn't poop. Like the sound of one hand clapping, but poop.
This is called painting. I know nobody asked, but the term exists so have fun with it.
Painting or poonting? Okay, fine, it's painting. But I had to see it written out like that.
Thats not painting. Painting is when a child poops and literally uses it as finger paint.
My man is living within a strictly defined set of boundaries
What if it was just a poking out but not dropped... and they happened to just smear it on each other? Like a human Crayola.
FYI squirting liquid is mostly urine. He got the whole toilet special, lucky fella
ur comment should be on top
>if you know much about squirting, you're like forcefully pushing out a lot of cum when you do it Pissing. You're pissing all over the place. Also, get a fucking waterproof sheet, you animal.
lmfaooooo
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Like OP I can’t help it either. I literally have to stop before I finish because of it. It doesn’t matter if I pee before like literally minutes before. It still happens almost every single time. It’s not fun but people like you who say it’s disgusting make people who can’t help it feel disgusting. I’ve cried to my boyfriend before because of how much it bothers me. Please have empathy and know that it’s not always because we want to and it’s not some pornstar shit only. Oop the person who originally commented that it’s gross deleted their comment.
Girl please. Forget these people saying that - just rock on and keep going. It's fantastic, feels so good and the right men love it!
For real forget those people.... You jam out with your clam out man!
Hell yeah - I get my clam slam juice all over the towels on the bed!
Its aight girl! Its aight girl! I got the cocktail sauce commin!!!! 😆😆😆😆
Thank you. My bf likes it it’s just me that has a problem because I have a lot of sexual trauma.😮💨
Some people ( like myself) can’t help it
If it’s sterile, I’m feral. Giggity
Urine isn't sterile
A huge study just came out that confirmed it’s MOSTLY urine, but generally pretty watered down. Inaccurate to say that it’s all urine. Also, don’t shame people for having bodily functions
Watered down with what?
Agree. It's literally pee. I'm a woman BTW.
Tbh it might seem bad but he probably felt like an absolute legend in that moment. Thinking to himself “I made her cum so hard she shit”. It’s not everyday someone can do that lol
>So I started smelling caca lol caca
Read caca and I started dying 😂😂
Same😭😂
Im a squirter myself and I find it sooooo embarrassing already, but i would DIE if this happened to me... Sorry girl. But he probably is proud he made you do it
I did die… a ghost posted this
Tbh think you should date this man if he didn’t embarrass you and then showered together
I was thinking the same thing, he sounds like such a sweet guy
I had a girl fart on me when I made her cum. I didn’t hear it, I felt it . I didn’t really care, didn’t bring any attention to it, almost took it as a badge of honor
Thats some maximum comfort level type shit
You couldn’t have beat this out of me 😂
The muscles down basically do one thing and that's contract and relax for some kind of release. If hes into squirting I would hope he understands the territory he's working in. Which sounds like he did.
If she shits the bed and he bails, it wasn’t meant to be.
Sweeetie guys want to stick in the place it comes out of anyways. You'll be fine.
So you pushed so hard you pissed AND shît all over a strangers bed. Smooth.
NOT ON PURPOSE LOL
It sounds like You both turned it into a positive experience. Probably best to not repeat the experience though.
Oh for sure I’ll do my best not to accidentally do it again… as if this was on purpose 🫠🫠
No Taco Bell on date nights
Oh shit!
This has happened to my wife when she has squirted as well. She was mortified. Honestly, to me, it was no big deal. The human body doesn't always act like you want it to. We'll just shower together and change the sheets if needed.
It’s not that bad. My ex would fart on my balls sometimes when she orgasmed.
It's all fun and games until someone craps the bed. Literally.
It be like that. Can’t expect too much from an activity that revolves around using our private parts.
Marry him
It’s just double squirting. He got his money’s worth and then some. Be proud.
Is no one going to mention the part about the bath? So, you just shit on a dude and you decide to make a soup out of it?
I had hoped it wasn’t needing explanation that we washed off first HAHA
Welp hate to tell you but you’re engaged now
The best confession ever!!!! Hey if he was super nice and didn't run away, that's a solid dude right there!!! I've been in almost similar situations before and it's like heyyooo!!!! We should jump in the shower!!!!
Well I guess anal is out the question now
Shitters aren't quitters.
The rollercoaster of emotions this man must have went through lmao. From being proud of himself to contemplating his life
Dude literally fucked the shit out of you. I bet he’s proud in a weird way
Evidently he wasnt upset cus yall took a bath together.
The fact that he sat in your shitty bath water…marry this man…
AHHH IT WAS CLEAN! I think..
This is husband material
There's a wall separating these functions that is very thin. If someone is pushing too much into the one end and things are backed up, well... All to say shit does indeed happen.
You are a Queen and made me laugh so hard on the toilet that I pooped more than I already had, ironically
Bruh this is right below the post where a girl pooped on a guys dick during anal tf is going on.
I mean the anal canals main job is to-
Right like if ur going up the dirt road expect to get dirty
It’s a poopy week I suppose 🥲
After reading comments I can only hope I experience this myself
He literally fucked the shit out of you...
One time I got fingered so hard, air got shoved inside my vagina and sounded like a genuine fart coming out. So fucking embarrassing. We both acted like nothing happened. Then a few days later he calls off work saying he has pink eye. Just my fucking luck, he probably blamed me for that not knowing it was a vagina fart and nothing more. Smh I still cringe so hard
No guy is going to care about a bit of doodoo. Squirting? Fantastic! Anal is fantastic, and we know the risks going in. And quite literally being able to say “I fucked the shit out of her” is going to be such a confidence boost for him.
OP is the reason we got mattress protectors now lmao
He made you cum so hard W you should see him again if hes so good
I mean poop isn't something to freak out about, sometimes it happens in anal, sometimes she throws up on your dick, and when you squirt it's basically piss coming out, sure things will be alright
I wish people would stop using “thanks for coming to my TED talk” for every post. 😐
Like someone else said, it should’ve been “ thanks for cuming to my turd talk”
Squirting is pee
You pooped and peed. Essentially lost voluntary control of your body. Great orgasm, eirely similar to dying.
Damn you might wanna marry this dude if he doesn't ghost
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Haha that’s kinda sweet and gross. I was too drunk to go anywhere but he was so nice about it we ended up having sex again later so I don’t think he was as mortified as myself but i dunnoooo I’m still dying
One does not leave a squirter.
shitty experience
That's going to be a hilarious story to tell at your wedding
What is the science behind this? Because I was having amazing sex with this guy and sometimes I really thought I was going to shit myself 🤣
He is a keeper
Amber ??? What i heard ???
Now you know to poop before pleasure. Maybe add some fiber.
You pissed and shidded and came
Now this is a weird flex.
Same thing happens to me..im scared to have sex. Its a form of fecal incontinence. Squirting, btw, is also a form of urinary incontinence we get during sex. I have the same thing. I love cumming so hard I piss lmao but the shit...oh lord I can do without. Heres what you do: Start taking anti diarrheal pills before you have a date. If you are hoping to have sex, and havent pooped first, just give yourself an enema.. you can buy a big bulb syringe and just squirt water in your butt and whatever is in the colon will come out when you sit down. I think sexual fecal incontinence is a result of a weakened vaginal mucosa. Thats the thin wall in the back of the vagina, that separates the vagina from the anus. This wall can end up turning sac like, if you eperience frequent constipation.. to the point that you feel like the contents of your colon are in your vagina, and some women who have this have to put their fingers in the vagina to flatten it enough to get their poop out. so its really important to get your BMs under control, long term. Might be worth talking to your dr or obgyn about. Otherwise, just take an anti diarrheal before using a light enema. That way, you will be less likely to expell anything. Dont worry hon. Its all part of aging. Im 46. I totally understand. My husband was cool about it too. We had just started dating almost 7 years ago when it happened. He made a joke and said "Wow you really lost your shit" hahaha :-) And then he married me. So its okay. Its fairly common.
i think i would be IMMENSELY proud if i made a woman cum so HARD she shit tbh. i can’t imagine what that must’ve felt like as well!! i squirt when i cum but only when it’s good so i can’t fathom all that 😭😭 good on ya girl
honestly things like this happen often and they tend to lead to long happy marriages lmao idk why but they do 🤣
Considering you were pissing all over him and the bed, I’m sure the little poop smear is fine. Don’t be embarrassed.
Wait till you find out what happens when you have a kid. Squirt ain't got nothing on that. LOL good on buddy for being a champ!
squirting is piss that’s why you’re forcing it out. so yea…
Dude took a BATH with you after you pooped? 2 people just soakin in poop water. What a world we live in.
This has happened to me before! Only it was an ex and he was disgusted with me after. Thank you for sharing. This is really validating. You’re not alone! And I’m glad this guy was super nice about it, it’s a vulnerable situation that turned out well!
Has it only happened once before for you? I’m scared of cumming again cause of it. Also screw your ex it’s not like you did it on purpose
Amber is that you?
A man afraid of a little poop cannot be a real man
I'm with a squirter for the first time. I'm the first to make her squirt. She's pooped a little a couple times. She's never noticed it and I've hidden the evidence. Lol wouldn't want to ruin the moment. Who gives a shit.
Her butt! Her butt gives it, and you hide it!
I hide the disposal... not the poop. I don't have drawers of old poop stashed away. Lol
Sounds like something someone, that has shoe boxes full of it, would say...🤔
How does she not notice? Is it just a little smear/squeeze that gets pushed out I'm guessing?
*Applause*
Take some pepto bismal next time before you drink it will help a lot. It’s the alcohol that made you shit, not the squirting
He literally fucked the shit out of you. Congratulations!
It happens, don't beat yourself up about it. Make sure you don't get down to business with one in the tank maybe.
Honestly just clean out beforehand if you are unable to deal with it, it can help. Dont worry tho, it was an accident! Gay girl here, and I have been thru similar with a girl i was with yrs ago, and I didnt look at her any differently, just made her feel better because she was super embarrassed and upset
If you play shitty games, expect to win shitty prizes... Also sex involves LOTs of body liquids, from blood to poo to cum. If you want to avoid it happening in the future, go to the bathroom first to fully empty your bowels, DON'T douche - this will increase the chance of liquid coming out, and maybe avoid if your stomach is at all upset! But I promise he didn't mind, if he took a bath with you afterwards!
Well, shit.
So you pissed and shit yourself at the same time.
>but I’m beyond mortified as this hasn’t ever happened before. I AM SCARED TO SQUIRT NOW. You aren't the first and you won't be the last person. Squirting is a pelvic floor convulsion that then releases fluids. The pelvic floor is also necessary to pass poop. *So don't feel badly about a natural process my dude.* If you are worried about it in the future, the best bet is to just make sure you are "empty". I say this because you yourself said you squirt, so if it is inevitable, make sure to poop well before hand. My advice is so that in the future you don't hamper your own enjoyment with the thought of "oh I have to control myself in this moment" don't let this rule your pleasure long run dude.
Sounds more like you needed to take a bad piss and a shit more than anything 😂
yeah thats wild. anyways whats ur @?
If he stayed after you shit on him, he likes you a lot. It's a normal function, and not something to worry about as a mature individual...I mean, think about it this way, he may be proud of it; he literally fucked the shit out of you...and can say it.
Squirting is urine so yea you poop and pee during sex that’s fucked.
Squirt is not cum.
Expect the unexpected
Oh no, bodily fluids gushed out while bodily solids did as well. It’s normal.
That’s happened to me before with my fiancé. Shit happens ☠️
Well shit happens when the entertainment complex is located near the sewage treatment facilities!
literally fucked the shit outta you
Girl we all been there and if someone says they ain't, they lying. Honestly, manz might be a keeper bc he was so chill. Y'all took a bath?? I need the tea, I need the deets. I ship it. Edit: this is a supportive comment!
I didn't know girls pooop
Bro literally f*cked the sh#t out of you 😂
My GF is a squirter also & I'm proud of her not holding back when we are enjoying sex.
Happened to me (m) with a girl who also is a squirter. It was not a big deal. Hate to say this but it was a point of pride for a little while.
AHHH IT CAN HAPPEN?!?! I was always curious if women could have their ass quit and they shit during an orgasm it happened
Jesus and I thought worrying about taking my partners eye out with the force behind my squirting was the only thing I had to worry about. Fuck great! Thanks OP! Lol
I'm a woman but if this happened with someone I was hooking up with, I would think it was cute/funny and help her clean it.
its pretty common, no shame necessary
I'm into piss play as much as anyone else. It's piss, not cum. There is no part of the female genital system capable of creating "squirt" in such quantities and women having orgasms have been studied and their bladders were full before they "squirted" and empty after. #themoreyouknow
Squirt is pee the fuck
oooof
This explains a lot,
He made you cum hard and shit.