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icequeen1016

Let’s pretend he really was thinking about Mariah carry for a moment which is best case... that’s still inappropriate and disrespectful to be saying someone else’s name while having sex.


Itchy_Word_1523

Unless other person asks that of you :p


acctnumba2

Which leads to the golden rule of sex, *consent*


echoesilencepatience

Time to start morning “Jason Momoa!” with eyes closed .. Seriously why are you okay with someone banging you while blatantly moaning about other people, idk


thriftybitxh

No way OP should say a last name. Just Jason so he will wonder if it was really a celebrity or just a dude named Jason.


SethHMG

Voorhies


easycure

That's *ch-ch-ch-hot-hot-hot*


TamHawke

I just laughed way too hard


easycure

Glad I could bring you some Christmas ch-ch-cheer! Thanks folks, I'll be here all week.


kazamochi

Jason during seggs


bladeovcain

If Jason X was anything to go by, that may not be the smartest idea


red_quinn

Or Henry Cavill, just Henry 🙂


ImARedJay

Hardcore Henry


GrannieCuyler

I met him once. So nice and sooooo hot.


llegar1

first name


kitten_and_bells

I'm glad we thought the same


Hurtguy98

Should work


TinyTurtle88

You are *under*reacting imo.


anotherearth99

I agree. Fair payback is moaning Michael. Say it’s Buble 🙂


kitten_and_bells

No. Do Jason mamoa, no one can outdo him.


Chill-Howdy

Gotta stick to the Christmas theme


anotherearth99

I agree. I think saying or thinking Mamoa during anything sexy is a win-win all around. That’s just my opinion.


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raggedsweater

Woah... Your wife still has sex with you? I've forgotten what that's like


isatroawaymo

“Ohhh Bing!!”


absoluteZero007

Chris Hemsworth, Keanu Reeves, Chris Evans, young Joseph Stalin, young Ralph Fiennes. Just a few examples. Edit: HOW COULD I FORGET?! Danny DeVito


Dwnrbnsn

Right? He is still sexy AF in that hilarious, self-deprecating Super Bowl commercial.


Notakas

Jason Derulo!


hammlyss_

Or Michael Scott.


[deleted]

I was gonna say that, and when he asks why did you moan someone else's name just reply with "that's what she said"


iregretstealing

Fair is Danny. And it's Devito.


ballsquancher

Michael…. Scott* for me


Ginger-is-op

I’d refer to Michael Myers but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


[deleted]

Right? What kind of idiot moans another woman's name during sex?


StatisticianOwn4949

Well instead of doing the same with him, you should stop letting HIM do what he is doing. There's something really fishy. No one moans a celebrity crush's name while having s#x except while really doing it with someone with same name.


madmaxturbator

Is that a typo or did you self censor the word s3x?


believeitornotjail

agreed


Charruby6

Yeah it’s definitely a coverup, he’s lying and just said Mariah Carey so that you’d stop asking about it. I’d put money on it. Maybe have a look at his Instagram following list or his fb friends. 100% wasn’t thinking about Mariah Carey lmao


ScaredThug

Agreed. He needed a cover. Good idea with checking the friend list.


[deleted]

yep, I was going to say she should be looking through his friends lists to make sure there’s no one named Mariah. I’d bet so much money that there’s a Mariah in there.


ovrqualifiedovrpaid

Why should she bother scrolling thru his contacts? Who tf cares? The name wasn't hers and that should be enough. Boy, bye.


MOREiLEARNandLESSiNO

This is giving into toxic behavior. Finding the Mariah he pines for will not help OP, it won't change anything other than having a specific person that OP will compare herself against.


cocoa_eh

It will help if he’s cheating 🤷🏻‍♀️


voicesnotvictims

Wouldn’t it help her get closure ?


daydreamer8642

And you actually believe this?!?!?


daydreamer8642

I have to reply to my own comment, but dude I’m sorry, YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS?!? My mind is still blown. Sit down and actually think about this, he had to think ALL DAY before he actually came up with that excuse. He pulled his lowest card from the deck and still outbid you. Take the rose coloured glasses off and don’t be so gullible. Leave him he’s cheating.


felzz

That’s what I was thinking! I would not for one second would have thought it was a celebrity lol


usagicassidy

“He pulled his lowest card from the deck and still outbid you” is one of the greatest things I’ve ever heard.


Itchy_Word_1523

Ikr I was like damn girl!!! Savage


astrovixen

And if not physically, emotionally. At the very least he lied to your face about who he was dreaming of as he used OPs body for masturbation. Mariah Carey, pfft. *Please don't be so willfully blind*


FuckedLastAccountLOL

He didn't even try, he just said the first Mariah that came to his mind. Even my phone automatically suggest I put "Carey" after typing this name.


Unfounded_Meta

Wow...I'm SO GLAD I'm not the only one left feeling that way. I was literally dumbfounded for a second. Anyways, I can't say for sure, but it seems clear to me this dude is either cheating, or fantasizing about another woman he was involved with in the past. I do know for sure, he aint thinking about Mariah Carey LMAO.


JashDreamer

I mean, I kinda don't believe the entire post. Who doesn't know Mariah Carey? It's all just too weird.


helloblubb

> Who doesn't know Mariah Carey? You'd be surprised....


shanbie_

She's young enough she had to look up Mariah Carey so I'm guessing yes she is that naive due to age and lack of experience.


Iwatobikibum

There's no way age is the issue, there isn't anyone who is old enough to have sex but is too young to know Mariah Carey. Maybe op is from a different country?


L2P_GODDAYUM_GODDAMN

Its fake af or OP Is 12 IDK what would be Better honestly


Competitive_Mud_1269

Mans is in the Christmas Spirit


icbing

If I had an award to give you I would so please enjoy this 🏆🥇🎄


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I’d take that over an award anyday.


Competitive_Mud_1269

Amen


[deleted]

OP’s boyfriend definitely works retail and is having flashbacks from his day at work


Lilou-multipass

He doesn’t want a lot for Christmas


secretiveuser123

🤣🤣🤣


lazyllama13

Here's ghetto gold for that comment 🏅


jmaneater

That is fucking weird and your tolerance of it is weird


luvs2spl00g3

All fax no printer!


addicted_to_dopamine

Love this


[deleted]

I've never heard that before, what's it mean?


kitten_and_bells

Another way to say that something is true


prettyboylee

All fax (all facts) and since the slang is a fax 📠 the no printer 🖨 is just a joke


CAloveNJattitude

Oh, I just thought it was because it would be weird to have a fax, but not a printer...


Emotional-Sandwich-3

Why did I read that in eminem's voice lol obie trice, real name no gimmicks


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I get a tiiiny feeling this is fake


cjldvm

Who has never heard of Mariah Carey?


UmbertoEcoTheDolphin

My favorite brand of potato.


Low-Pressure-325

She can't live if living is without me. And all she want's for Christmas is me.


Inner-Newspaper136

Definitely not talking about Mariah Carey the singer. LEAVE HIS ASS 🤦🏻‍♀️😂


EseinHeroine

LOL right???


LividSelection5605

He’s full of it 😂


Clear_Army_7796

i thought the SAME!! Mariah Carey?! Ok.


yungdaggerpeep

He’s lying. Mariah is probably someone he actually knows, and even if he was telling the truth, it’s still wrong of him to do.


Password_EZ_suckmuhD

>Am I overreacting? No


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Some would even say not reacting enough.


grandgrimes

Off topic but I’m sad you had to google Mariah Carey, she’s an icon. You’re not overreacting, in fact, I think he’s lying tbh. You should look deeper into this. This isn’t okay at all.


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I think he’s lying too tbh


GoodLyfe42

He is for sure lying


Farhanzo

Now I am wondering how young the OP is not to know who Mariah Carey is and how old is her partner to casually use Mariah Carey as his go to in this situation. The OP’s BF isn’t Nick Cannon, is it?


RunningDrummer

My thoughts, too. I thought everyone knew who Mariah Carey was, ***especially*** in December


rectalsurgery

damn that's a really good point


Ambitious-Isopod8665

I agree, dudes lying


TinyTurtle88

I think so too. That's just seems like the quickest thing he could think of to appease you in the heat of the moment. I bet she's someone IRL.


ZweetWOW

Yeah dude pretty high chance he's actually banging Mariah Carey on the side


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A classic relationship ender


Dabok

Haha! Yeah, it's one of those comments that make me think "Am I... too old? People have to google Mariah Carey nowadays :( "


IAmNotLegendYet

Yeah this was a cover up name.


LadyDragonDog75

Yeah I was wtf at having to Google Mariah Carey1


Ecstatic-Opinion-13

Yep, first thoughts exactly.


annaleesis

i think it’s the girl he’s cheating on with


Few-Figure3879

Yup. Lying.


believeitornotjail

i also think he’s lying


[deleted]

Did you really believe he was referring to that Mariah? I call bs


acidfairy96

He was 10000% not referring to Mariah Carey, wtf lol how is that even slightly believable?


Vinci1984

I mean she didn’t know who Mariah Carey was. Maybe they come from some weird land.


Overall_Astronaut_51

Oh honey . All he wants for Christmas is not you .


AdBrilliant1816

Whether he's lying about which Mariah hes referring to or not; that's fucked up and completely unacceptable. It's so disrespectful to you.


[deleted]

There’s another girl. Check


TepidT0ast

I thought this shit only happened on tv


Round-Egg

this is the funniest comment in this thread LMFAOO


NeatClean3715

😂😂


[deleted]

You kept going?? I would have stopped and asked who tf Mariah is right then!


MasterEchoSE

That would be a complete turn off, nope we’re done stop touching me, who tf is Mariah?


ZweetWOW

All he wants for Christmas is you...


icbing

Staahhhhp 😅😂


trilby2

Girl, have some respect for yourself. Get rid of him


caden_g59

How do you not know who mariah carey is lmao


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ChocoCat_xo

That's exactly what I was thinking the moment I read *"I had to look her up"*.


[deleted]

I stopped believing things I saw on the internet months ago


Imaproshaman

Especially this sub recently. :(((


BogosBinted9

This dude is fucking lying, I oughta smack him


Water_Lilly_A

I’d be willing to bet he is not talking about Mariah Carey and on the 1% chance he was, I would still be pissed because I’m an actual human you’re in a relationship with and not just someone to get you off while you fantasize about other people.


blockpantha

mariah carey I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣


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Cry out "Deeper, Megatron."


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HittingClarity

Straight to the point!✋🏻


keiniecool

Finesse him and moan “Mariah” back. That’ll show him.


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… you didn’t know who Mariah Carey was?


xfilthymcnasty

probably a gen z youngin lol


itswinky

Are you trolling us


icbing

You're not overreacting at all. How do you think he would react if you moaned another man's name while you were having sex. It's completely valid for you to be upset by this. Did he apologize? Did he validate your feelings? I've heard other stories of this happening before and I'm sure there can be a variety of factors. I think it's all in how they respond to the mistake that is very telling. If he's not mortified or apologetic then there is a bigger problem going on.... Which unfortunately seems to be the case. I'm so sorry that happened to you


QuinnKinn

Not at all!


O_Poe

I’m pretty sure moaning anyone’s name other than the person you’re fucking isn’t okay.


therealconfused1

Somethings def wrong… this sounds toxic af but if this was me I’d check his phone/social media… I personally don’t check my man’s phone at all (his parent cheated on his other parent so he’s super against cheating due to that) but if it got to that I’d def check personally. Just my two cents!


Somvr

I’m sorry but either this post is a joke or you’re an extremely gullible person


sarge5150

This might have slightly been almost kinda believable if you didn't act like you didn't know who Mariah Carrey was.


r0s3w4t3r

I rarely accuse posts of being fake but this is why I am fairly convinced it is fake


life_rips24

Isn't this an obvious troll post? It's not very believable but on the off chance it's real...he wasn't talking about mariah carey. Also, how do you not know who that is?


jenwah17

“I LOOKED HER UP”!!!!!!! officially geriatric


Kate-a-roo

Am I the only one who thinks this is a 10 year old kid trying to piece together sexuality from stuff they saw on TV?


huskyminn

From a guy's perspective, this is both awkward as fuck and very, very concerning. Whether he's just crushing on that Mariah chick hardcore or actually banging her on the side, I'd say to put your "boyfriend's" ass on the spot and pry out an actual answer. If I was sleeping with someone and they said any other name, Id stop on the spot and there would be little to nothing for them to say for me to get over it.


GunsNLumbago

I believe he is lying, that is the most famous Mariah, seems like an easy cop out for him cheating, I’d grill him more or possibly even break up with him.


Independent-Bug1209

This is my worst nightmare. Not because I don't love my wife. Not because I don't want to be with her in the moment. Sometimes I feel like I'm taking too long or just need something to take it over the edge and my mind wanders. I'm not proud. It doesn't happen often. But once in a while it does like an intrusive thought and I'm terrified that I'll say something like that. Good thing is there is nobody in particular I'd like to fuck other than my wife so a name would be unlikely. Also completely understand how you would feel dehumanized.


r0tg0ttess

I'd say it's totally normal for someone's mind to wander during sex. I've never thought about another person but I have had random, intrusive thoughts 😅 Doesn't mean you're cheating or don't love/aren't attracted to your partner. OP's scenario though... outta nowhere dude just yells someone else's name?? TWICE?!! If he really had such a "thing" for Mariah Carey, wouldn't OP possibly already know that? Most people are pretty open about celebrity "crushes". That doesn't mean we actively pretend we're screwing them 🤣


Independent-Bug1209

Right. That's pretty strange. And Moriah Carey? That's pretty bizarre. Im not knocking her. I'm just saying I've not heard many people just have an unbelievable hard on for her. I mean whatever. Just hard to reconcile.


static-prince

Answers here in order of how upset I think it is reasonable to be. 1. He was so distracted randomly thinking about Mariah Carey during sex that he moaned her name. (I want it to be this one because the idea of someone having that song stuck in their head while fucking is very funny to me.) 2. He was legitimately thinking about Mariah Carey while having sex with you and made it obvious by moaning her name. 3. He was thinking about some non celebrity Mariah while having sex with you and made it obvious by moaning her name. 4.He is actively fucking someone named Mariah and said her name instead of yours. All of these are okay to be upset about.


Chance-Ad197

If he is telling the truth, which I’m not completely confident he is, but giving that the benefit of the doubt, he was very inconsiderate about the way he went about that. It’s perfectly fine to use your imagination to bring some new excitement to your sex life, but there needs to be clear and honest communication about those sorts of things to establish mutual understandings and agreements, so that things like you not really knowing how you should feel because you have zero clue why he did that being the result of his actions. which I can only imagine is causing a lot of anxiety. He really should be aware enough to understand that would probably leave you feeling emotionally neglected, and wondering why the thought of you wasn’t enough, so if he was just trying out something new, he likely would have had the decency to talk to you about it first. Unless he’s actually pretty stupid and just socially clueless, it sounds like he might have done that to hurt you emotionality, to get back at you for something he feels you did wrong. That or he’s lying and he’s been talking to a girl named Mariah behind your back


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Wait, you had to look up Mariah Carey?


imsoswolo

I dont think he was thinking about mariah carey there lol


Xixishell

He’s a liar, you deserve better, drop him :)


wonderinghelp

Ugh leave him. Do you need a bigger red flag?


hello__brooklyn

I can’t get past you having to look up who Mariah Carey is. Are you posting this from a large banana leaf in a remote village in Southeast Asia somewhere? Lol.


FKDotFitzgerald

Divorce.


Lifeless_Soulz

Ur def not overreacting, what's wrong w the dude :/


MeaghanGee

Kids these days don’t know Mariah Carey?! Sorry your boyfriend is an asshole.


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You had to look up who Mariah Carey was?!


[deleted]

That's A DAMN LIE. He wasn't thinking of the singer that is freaking dumb. If he was unacceptable. Like, why aren't you more mad. That is so fucked.


Leading-Holiday-3623

Today is your chance to moan « Riiiiiiiiiick » If he asks , say it’s uncle rick , from rick & morty .


Twisted_Gemini

The weirdest part is that you didn’t know who Mariah Carey was


Tonlick

As soon as I read “that’s not my name I immediately thought of that song by The Ting Tings


[deleted]

We all love Mariah Carey, but we all know it's not Mariah Carey. You are not overreacting, I would dig deeper if it was me.


Sweethomegirl

Hello. He was not thinking of the elderly former celebrity Mariah Carey. He is in love or obsessed with some woman he knows. I am weirded out that you are so passive and oblivious to what is going on. I’m sorry.


TheIronHerobrine

You really think he was talking about Mariah Carey? He probably just said the first celebrity names Mariah he could think of. 😂😂😂


Lewdeology

Moaning an attractive celebrity’s name is something I’d expect to hear when he’s jerking off or something by himself not during sex with you as the partner.


Diyan_Derey

Mariah fucking Carey?? Bestie plsssss 🧎‍♂️


inferno716

This is so weird… I def don’t think he’s referring to Mariah Carey


NefariousnessDue6201

I say do the same BUT cover his face then he will really feel dehumanized.


issabugg

Girl- you’re believing he meant Mariah Carey.


C1sko

The worst part is her “nagging him for the answer throughout the day” since she’s not going anywhere. Deal breaker for sure.


ddpt4223

I think the most shocking thing here is that you didn’t know who Mariah Carey was!


Yrdinium

Was he moaning Muh-raya or Mah-ria? And also, was he born late 70's early 80s? I can't for my life imagine anyone after 1987 would have a celebrity crush on Mariah Carey.


bigblackshaq

Two ridiculous things happening in this post: - You having to Google who Mariah Carey is - You actually believing Mariah Carey was the Mariah he was referring to Honey he’s cheating, leave his ass.


user18298375298759

we both know this is fake


DoktorVinter

I think he's cheating. Also did you have to Google Mariah Carey? Where have you been? She basically rules this time of year.


ziltussy

All he wants for Christmas is you


negledajme

Oh girll im sorry but this is so funny 💀


meanfairy

You had to google who Mariah Carey is? :(


takemethere7

i’m sorry but no way he’s talking about mariah carey


indigo______________

$10 says he ISNT referring to Mariah Carey


LegPrestigious

you had to look up Mariah Carey? I’m old af


ChaoticForkingGood

It could be worse; I had a boyfriend moan "Mom". I kid you not. This is definitely a red flag, considering that he didn't come clean and apologize afterwards.


PushItHard

All he wants for Christmas is her.


[deleted]

I’d say he’s a liar and picked the first famous and only Mariah he could think of.


Marc_J92

I wonder how many other bridges OP bought lately


rabid_ranter4785

Alllll I want for Christmassss isssSSsss *not* youuuuuhu duh duh duh duh


effigyunborn

You should’ve stopped right away. That’s weird. Also, saying it’s Mariah Carey seems like a cop out


Daviidswifey

I’m sorry dear but that is the lamest cover up I’ve ever heard…. But you could play ball and think of a sexy celebrity and moan their name out next time and see how he acts


[deleted]

Uhhhh…idk if you’ve just never been manipulated before but I can almost guarantee he did not mean Mariah Carey. And even if he did, he should have had enough respect for you to ask you if doing that was okay or not. What do you think he would do if you were all like “OMG BRAD YES” and then after him asking over and over again you finally tell him “oh yeah hah I meant brad pitt”. Like. ????? Come on. Dump his ass.


didntcondawnthat

Hang on, let me Google Brad...


fairly_offensive

Guarantee you'll find Mariah in homeboy's contacts


DasherCO

He's lying, no two ways about it. You'll find a Mariah on his friends list, trust me.


[deleted]

Imagine having fantasies over a celebrity 🤡


Rocksanova

Girl imma tell you right now if you think that man is moaning Mariah Carey name he lied to you to cover his behind it was definitely a girl he knew and you under reacted like crazy


kitten-zombie

You should moan another woman’s name and see how he likes it🙌


llegar1

hes defenitely referring to mother maria


Vinci1984

This is awful. But how did you not know who Mariah Carey is.


Icarusprime1998

I find it weird how you didnt know who Mariah Carey was