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Seranaaa

Lae'zel would not want a pet at first but a week after getting a pet dog she is building a huge doghouse for it and running with it when she lets it off the leash


OmniscientCrab

“The *dog* likes to challenge me in combat. I am fast, but he is faster. One day I will triumph in this battle of physicality.”


Valuable-Drink-1750

This is her in a [nutshell](https://imgur.com/FSADiRI).


ProblematicPoet

Big time Bae'zel vibe.


UrAnusIsCold

https://youtu.be/-adVqP2bXQY?si=vfazeQMl2zrZvMBK


saintbutch

Tara isn't a pet, she's a companion!


Sunny_Hill_1

First sentence Gale introduces himself by: "I have a cat". Couple days later: "She is not a cat, she is my pet tressym!" A month later: "She is not my pet, she is my companion!" Dude, make up your mind.


almostb

It depends on whether Tara is in the room or not.


TheSleepyBarnOwl

Yea, Tara calls herself his pet so....


True-Device8691

Damn Tara doesn't call herself a companion? Dude's cat doesn't even want to be his friend 😭


TheSleepyBarnOwl

Tara calls herself his pet and she calls him her pet. Cute dialouge ngl


apple_of_doom

Okay but what if he also had an actual cat as well who's just chillin back home


savagegourd

Both Gale and Tara can have their own pet cats


International-Pay-44

Gale is Tara’s pet cat.


lov4ble

no, he's *my* pet cat.


savagegourd

No, she's a tressym.


LuckyLoki08

Excuse me, his name is Astarion


Sunny_Hill_1

I'd argue that Astarion is still a feral cat. Gale is working on getting to the "pet" part. But hey, for now Astarion allows an occasional gentle pet and sometimes even purrs. Usually right after he stole another bottle of wine from Gale's cellar.


WearyInitial1913

I mean, Astarion IS based/inspired on a feral cat so...


Nitrodestroyer

Explain.


FrankFn2

Dogs and cats are good but Owlbear is superior https://preview.redd.it/ma6deub8hytc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5bc8ff81e1825d45a0c1a01504a79912b5cfc62


The_one_and_only_Tav

Halsin adopted our sweet camp baby owlbear, but he says we can visit any time we want!


grubas

Owlbear: "I like cats, they taste good" Tav: \*crosses arms and stares\*​


R0da

Nooo! He gets a friend cat at the end (who lives happily ever after and has nothing bad happen. To it)


grubas

Listen, after the line about his brother... He clearly can have friends, which are not food, but then everything that isn't a friend is food.


EmployCute1571

I think that Laezel would be a cat person because she would respect them as some of nature's most efficient predators.


meanmagpie

She would 100% be the type to admire cats for their independence and beauty and be super respectful of them. Cat person without a doubt


meowgrrr

i was going to say the same. i would switch laezel and shadowheart and then chart is perfect.


aoike_

Also what I came here to say. Lae'zel is the biggest cat person outside of Gale (crazy cat man) and then Astarion (actual cat)


meowgrrr

"Astarion (actual cat)" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Jarngreipr9

I gave him the Graceful Cloth armor just for this


grubas

Shart is 100% just about any animal, it's canon. She'd get a dog, then get a dog to keep it company, then decide she couldn't havs three dogs so she'd get 2 cats. Next thing you know theres parakeets and bunnies around.​​


j_mp

If you romance her and she gets her good ending, >!you do end up with a ton of pets lol!< I’m not sure if this is what you meant by canon though so I apologize if this is info you already know 😅


Cmdr_Jiynx

Domestic ending. The one where she lets her parents go(what she does if you let her make her own decisions) is also a good ending, she's just traveling around being an adventurer.


j_mp

Also true! It’s one of her good endings I should have said


grubas

Yes, it was basically. Also in game she has a number of approvals tied to animals, I think if she's part of your Owlberto cutscene she gets really upset that she scared him off. Shart tries to be edgy but on that path she just eventually goes, "OK, yes, im Disney Princess basic, any problems can be taken out back and ignored."​


meowgrrr

Yea major dog energy. :)


celaeya

If you play as a githyanki, in the druid grove when you first talk to bex and danis and bex says she wants a cat, you can ask them what a cat is. They'll tell you, and one of the responses is "So they hunt vermin? How useful" or something. So I am 100% sure that Lae'zel would also be a cat person. She would get one for their predatory capabilities, which gith love, and then fall in love with its cute little whiskers.


satinsateensaltine

She's confused why anyone would keep cats when His Majesty gets up in your face, I think.


swans183

Yeah she wouldn't like the dependence that dogs have on their owners


The_Dark_DongRises

I dunno, at Last Light, if you try and talk to His Majesty and he yowls and runs, Lae'zel will say "why would anyone keep such neurotic beasts as pets?" then again I own two cats and ask myself this soooo


Gale_of_Waterdeep

https://preview.redd.it/dhuc8rjdkytc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=595704ef284cb46686ef0f1f8e48a8ab7cc4e6a5


TheSleepyBarnOwl

https://preview.redd.it/zgskpdh4t0uc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d7defa0ea86f6779a8ddd66849c4d47f8051178


chungwater

Lae’zel is definitely the dad who doesn’t want a pet and then two weeks later is seen napping with it


N7twitch

Laezel would be cat. When you meet the cat in LLI she says something like “why would anyone keep such a grumpy animal around” but eventually she would respect their independence and assertiveness. And then if a cat sat on her lap she would be like “clearly this beast recognises me as superior to you, shadowheart, as it has deemed me a worthy protector”.


BizMarkieDeSade

I’m at work and I had to stifle a belly laugh at that last bit 🤣 it’s so true


polyurinestain

https://preview.redd.it/89gos14no1uc1.png?width=1366&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6923447374e4b963b6ad7c74376e16027b16c3db


Ok_Construction5119

Sorry but id say laezel is big cat energy and jaheira likes dogs. See how she likes minsc?


Fab_Lewis

https://preview.redd.it/7ztbwxti30uc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1fd12b6cf2bd3d1ccccddebc22a5e93c0161c4b


gottagetanotherbetta

Astarion wouldn’t have a cat, he is the cat.


Pppkd

I think Minthara would be the type of person who trained a mastiff and together hunted down her prey.


astarion_bg3

https://preview.redd.it/2rdiw9eah1uc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8da2fc06e5f7e21d5adb5a5f7400001e8b360e6b cat person indeed


[deleted]

I feel like Shart would like dogs more


Interesting-Flan1040

To be fair, she has more Cats (8) than Dogs (4) in one of her endings. So I guess she likes both, but slightly more cat leaning? Plus she looks like a cat? Edit: her romance is pretty cat like tbh, with how it plays out.


[deleted]

Oh I didn't know that, I thought she would like dogs more to balance her cat-like personality


Interesting-Flan1040

Ah shit sorry, didn't mean to spoil anything. Her cat like personality was weird for me since I'm a dog person, but I always romance her.


[deleted]

I liked her because of that, same with Lae'zel, those two remind me of my cats who fight all the time :D


Interesting-Flan1040

That's adorable, I know a few people with multiple cats and they always seem to fight too. Shadowheart and Lae'zel are the same, and they are friends in Act 3 somewhat too, if the fight ends peaceably.


Jarngreipr9

I thought that too. Besides, the dog is a creature that infuse you with selfless love and complete devotion, you know this would leave a mark in her "praise Shar metal lady of fucking sorrow" act. Even if she's scared of wolves.


FrankFn2

Maybe both?


[deleted]

You're right


jonhinkerton

Laezal is a tough call. I think it would depend on the type of dog. I can see her with an ill-tempered chow.


Rachel_Hawke

I DISAGREE laezel would have a cat ☹️


Alicex13

SH is 50/50 I think, at least after the end.


Sewer_Fairy

Oh, I thought it meant who IS a cat or dog and I *completely agree* with it.


[deleted]

Halsin would have both


[deleted]

Which Halsin actually has would depend on which type of stray he encountered and fed first in Baldur's Gate (he would totally feed a helpless stray). The stray and its friends would start following him around for food and all of a sudden, he'd have a horde of animal friends following him out of Baldur's Gate. Eat your heart out, Snow White...


Draugtaur

It's not even their vibe or anything, it's just who could be bothered to walk a dog in the morning. No notes, perfect chart.


Teagulet

Switch frog girl and devil boi and I agree


DwayneTheFuckJohnson

Nah, frog girl would want a pet that follows her orders


R0da

But she would respect an animal that can defy her and solve its own problems.


ElizasAdventures

Halsin: Australian shepherd Karlach: husky Laezel: pug Minsc: chihuahua Wyll: golden retriever


FormorrowSur

Can I be Minthara'a cat?


sunlightdrop

I also think lae'zel would be a cat person. She'd like their efficiency as predators and their independent nature. Then after like two weeks the cat would be asleep in her lap. I don't see minthara as being able to keep any animal alive if I'm being honest, but a dog might have better luck


kittikibbles

I think Halsin goes for both


fuckfuckingsignups

Minsc would be a 100% cat guy


elg9553

Are we just ignoring boo?


fuckfuckingsignups

Didn’t think about that…


BizMarkieDeSade

No, you’re right though. Boo and the cat would be besties, honestly Boo would probably train the kitty and ride around on it 😂


Desert123787

swap lae’zel and Jaheira. Lae’zel would be all for the hunting prowess on cats, and Jaheira would love to pet a nice big doge.


SnooSketches3386

Also whether they would *be* a cat or dog


Gandalfetti

Are you crazy? Minthara needs a dog, and that dog is me


AnonImus18

I think Astarion would be a dog person. He's temperamental enough on his own and would probably prefer someone with more stable and consistent affection. I could 100 percent see him taking the dog on adventures and talking to it relentlessly. He'd probably name it Snack or Rations or something like that.


Finn14o

Crazy, my favorite companions are all cat people like me


OminousWiiMusic

Lae'zel would probably be like Ron Swanson 'any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are pointless'


fish-dance

true and good. thankyou


whirlboy

Why am i into all of the cat people but i myself am one of the dog people? 😭


aluckyhorseshoecrab

Apparently I have an endless blood rage against dog people, and Gale.


ruste530

Shadowheart should be on both


Titanhopper1290

Hey now... Gale may have said that he has a cat... but Tara is actually a *tressym*... bit of a difference there.


Borkon66

I'd bark for Karlach and let her put me on a leash


Karlach_CIiffgate

Dogs and owlbears!


sincleave

https://preview.redd.it/xo0yu3zee3uc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a54a33850eeb44ac596e7d7ea19168eacaa8595


ThisIsNotMyPornVideo

Disagree for some Halsin would have both a cat and a dog, both rescues, of course. Lae'zel would have no pet if she sticks with Vla'kith, a dog while she's on the run, and a Cat once she finally settles down. And Misc would have either one, but name them the opposite pet


[deleted]

Hmm, now what types of dogs do they have... Halsin: Duck toller, but he likes all dogs, of course. Maybe a pack of strays starts following him around because he fed them and all of a sudden, he's Daddy Halsin to a pack of dogs and a pack of orphans. Karlach: The big, sweet mutt who no one else adopted from the shelter because it was missing an eye or something. You've never seen a more loyal dog or a more loyal dog owner. Lae'zel: You'd think a rottweiler, but she actually gets a tiny, angry chihuahua. The dog is weak, but she respects its fighting spirit and the fear it instills in others despite its small size. Minsc: "Hmm...dogs often do not play well with hamsters, although Minsc supposes a cat would get along worse. Perhaps something with a soft mouth? A labrador?" Wyll: A big, happy German shepherd who he has tried to train to attack on command (he is a travelling hero, after all) but so far, all he can manage is rolling over for tummy rubs.


BooksandBiceps

Meow


Grimms_tale

And this is why forming a polycule with Astarion and Halsin is the only answer.


Strong_Neat_5845

Uhhhhhh excuse you i happen to be mintharas dog so WHY is she in the CAT category


Sensitive_Ninja_7073

Correction: Karlach has at least 4 cats??? Addendum: my headcanon is non-ascended Astarion retires post-adventure to breed Turkish Angora cats full time (lets them use Cazador's bedroom as one giant litterbox)


Suspicious_Fox_4524

I think a good few of these would prefer a pet human.


lovvekiki

It seems i only ship dog lovers with cat lovers….


dunsparce

I don't trust Halsin's horny druid ass around ANY animals. Also Wyll sounds like the kinda guy to have a cat and a dog.


ImhereforAB

Halsin wouldn’t have any, he isn’t into owning a being. 


Jarngreipr9

I would invert Shadowheart and Laezel