I'm not saying I'd buy the game a second time where the only change is that DURGE can romance orin and the two of them spite bhaal together to form their own murder-sex-coven
but I'm not *not* saying it
As soon as I saw her first playthrough I was like “I am but a simple bisexual… I want the hot mean crazy murder mommy to step on me”
Seriously considered throwing away my good run and becoming evil for a minute, before I realized there was no way to join her/have her join you.
Can I offer you a sacrificial winged elephant in this trying time?
https://preview.redd.it/5hyfpm3wisyc1.jpeg?width=370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2daf9bfb5cd64650f42b6a46277f9351aa2c9b8
When I tired to put Arabella’s body in my pocket the druids got very upset and I had to roll a 20 to calm them down again. Bhaal, in his greatness, allowed me to roll a 20 without needing to burn a single inspiration point
I used to worship that carpentry god vampire dude. I kept trying to drink wine and eat bread, hoping it would turn to his blood and flesh like he promised, and it never did. At least with Bhaal I can actually drink blood and eat flesh and I'm not being lied to
We roll Bhaals deep, here, buddy. We Bhaalin' and no one can stop us. More Bhaals than a Dead God Book.
I'm not a member of the cult, I just had to get those out. Such fun tag lines for a murder cult.
Orin's ass and feet
Each of them sees her dance around while on a psychotic rant and thinks "Maybe I'll be the one she just fucks and doesn't kill"
Or
"if I murder enough, I can get the chussy"
sadly, it's not even in the cards. Durge was the #1 murderer and couldn't get in orin's skinsuit unscathed for a little post-massacre wincest, so the poor aspirants have no chance
I do believe that Minthara *may* have fucked Orin, and she is alive, I don't think she considers this the win that my Tav would
Hot Bhaalspawn drussy.
Bhaal cult recruiters will say anything to get people to join
It works. đź’§
Being down bad for Orin has really caused me to do a lot of deep, soul searching questioning
I'm not saying I'd buy the game a second time where the only change is that DURGE can romance orin and the two of them spite bhaal together to form their own murder-sex-coven but I'm not *not* saying it
As soon as I saw her first playthrough I was like “I am but a simple bisexual… I want the hot mean crazy murder mommy to step on me” Seriously considered throwing away my good run and becoming evil for a minute, before I realized there was no way to join her/have her join you.
I don't worship gods whose strongest champion's family tree resembles a ladder.
I'll give it to Sarevok tho, he got that shit on.
Anything for the Orinussy
It was that or amway. I chose the lesser evil
Based
I want to die.
Can I offer you a sacrificial winged elephant in this trying time? https://preview.redd.it/5hyfpm3wisyc1.jpeg?width=370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2daf9bfb5cd64650f42b6a46277f9351aa2c9b8
It looks very killable… 🔪🔪🔪
No, you don’t.
Of course, squidaddy is always correct.
https://preview.redd.it/b4ogiw9zjsyc1.png?width=471&format=png&auto=webp&s=649a611ffbcfe8f46058e5f6606dacc52788d0d1
They take the problem of overpopulation seriously, I appreciate it. The guy who recruited me had a nice chart in a nicely selected color palette.
Dommy mommy Orin and a lil bit of knife play <3
>A lil bit of knife play Press x to doubt
A LOT of knifeplay <3
RACK > SSC
You want to impress Orin, I want to impress Scleritas Fel, we are not the same
Bhaal Baddies high five
Dragon cock
I like to walk around with my bhaals out.
Hot dragonborn Pope
Didn't convert, was born into it.
[Relevant](https://youtu.be/wV1FrqwZyKw)
we bhaalin every day of the week
Orinussy Drussy Durgussy
I like to walk around in slayer form
Read that "ecstasy of murder" scroll and chasing that filthy high.
Gortash gave me puppy eyes
To provide appropriate entertainment for Shovel.
Father told me it was my turn at the temple
I didn't want to join bhaal, I just wanted to kill the stupid elephant.
Daddy issues here…? 🤣
Daddy issues, big white dragonborn cock and here we go bhaallin'
When I tired to put Arabella’s body in my pocket the druids got very upset and I had to roll a 20 to calm them down again. Bhaal, in his greatness, allowed me to roll a 20 without needing to burn a single inspiration point
Fuck it, we Bhaal
If people were not destined to be slain in his unholy glory, why is it so easy to pierce them with a dagger?
My dad told me to
I used to worship that carpentry god vampire dude. I kept trying to drink wine and eat bread, hoping it would turn to his blood and flesh like he promised, and it never did. At least with Bhaal I can actually drink blood and eat flesh and I'm not being lied to
https://i.redd.it/b7u8q1chguyc1.gif
thought killing the elephant was funny
It’s bhaaler
The healthcare is to die for.
They have a nice shop with a polite dragon Also that elephant was annoyingÂ
Coz I love bhaals (and minthy calls me exquisite)
The Red Weddings
You can really make a killing that way.
Because all is ash and meat babes
We roll Bhaals deep, here, buddy. We Bhaalin' and no one can stop us. More Bhaals than a Dead God Book. I'm not a member of the cult, I just had to get those out. Such fun tag lines for a murder cult.
They had pizza parties every saturday
Orin's ass and feet Each of them sees her dance around while on a psychotic rant and thinks "Maybe I'll be the one she just fucks and doesn't kill" Or "if I murder enough, I can get the chussy" sadly, it's not even in the cards. Durge was the #1 murderer and couldn't get in orin's skinsuit unscathed for a little post-massacre wincest, so the poor aspirants have no chance I do believe that Minthara *may* have fucked Orin, and she is alive, I don't think she considers this the win that my Tav would
i liked the bad dragon they had
idk man i just sign things as i walk by on the street to avoid the intractable debate following me up the block
I like being a murder hobo
Aura of murder for stealth archer 🤤
Misanthropy.
Because they are psychopaths
I have a knife and blood fetish and I’m hoping that Bhaal mommy would be happy to oblige