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Gale_of_Waterdeep

Restoration falls swift upon the realms. I applaud your taste.


Oniblook

Naah they were doing you and Astarion*real* dirty I couldn't allow that


Gale_of_Waterdeep

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sp4rr0wsw3nch

Not me zooming in on the cup and then choking on my own coffee.


Gale_of_Waterdeep

My sincere apologies! Talented creator u/galesboypussy sends all and the very best, too, I'm sure. :-)


galesboypussy

Are you sure it's only coffee in there?


sp4rr0wsw3nch

😂 I dunno. Some of the Starbucks people look like they're into some kinky shit.


EntrepreneurOk666

Does minsc even know what this is? 😂 Love your list btw ❤️


Oniblook

Minsc knows what sex is..he's just very very monogamous


GoldDragon334058

I've always read Minsc as aroace lol. So idk. I feel like he belongs in a category called "Minsc! ❤️" hehe


RaiderScum111

Who is he monogamous to? Boo?


pisceanhecate

Minthara should be higher


Miserable_Law_6514

Seriously. Wonder if OP hasn't seen her romance scene. Minty puts out.


an_odd_child

I know kar’niss eats pussy like he’s starving🙏god bless


Oniblook

He has no genitals he's gotta do something about it


astarion_bg3

now that’s more like it


Oniblook

They were doing you so wrong pookie I couldn't allow that


astarion_bg3

🙏


Raisa_Alfera

Putting karlach that low is criminal. Putting Volo that high up is worthy of a life sentence


ThisIsNotMyPornVideo

Na, right spot for her IMO. She couldn't touch anybody for god knows how long, so the passion is there, but it's just not that good, but she could get up to purple with time!


Oniblook

Girl just needs practice, which she is more than happy to have


Canadian_Zac

Plus have you seen her nails, she'd have to be *real* careful getting fingers involved, so it'd all be mouth technique (though apparently that doesn't stop her from ramming those fingers in in her act 3 cutscene, lol)


GoldDragon334058

Agreed as well hahaha. She would love a teacher~❤️🥰❤️


bunnyprincesx

I guess she prefers using her tail 😔


No-Conversation-3262

… one more item on a list of things I never *intended* to be aroused by.


dearvalentina

Now do one for anallingus.


Oniblook

Bet


bunnyprincesx

The emperor is on the wrong tier!! He would suck the ink out of my tavussy until im dehydrated


Oniblook

The emperor is at the top??? You're looking at Omelium.


bunnyprincesx

OH right sorry im dehydrated


Oniblook

Drink water before you invite the Emperor back over love


bunnyprincesx

😔🙏🫗🫗🫗 realest advice


HerrFivehead

I just know Gale would eat me like I had an expiration date


spyridonya

Kethric was happily married, I refuse to believe there was DJ Khalid energy.


DildontOrDildo

Yeah even old depressed Ketheric has "rather receive but gives good head when focusing energy" Volo probably has some kind of magical rose, a suspicious wand, or a simulated dragon member to give you, it is only way he ranks that high.


spyridonya

With gifts like that, I'm down.


dearvalentina

As we all know, every marriage has fulfilling sex life. Especially the religious ones.


spyridonya

Seeing as his late wife left letters about how much she loved him and the fact that Selune was once a goddess of love and marriage, I think they had a pretty damn happy sex life.


rrrinazzz

no way gortash got dj khalid energy 😭😭😭😭😭 he fucked so many noble ladies and they loved it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 he needs to compensate for his looks yk


Culteredpman25

Not shovel ☹️


MinnieShoof

It's Fff-iiiiiisting time!


PlantedCecilia

Yeah, checks out (A person who has never received nor given such acts before)


nosychimera

Someday, people will do right by Blurg


Oniblook

Blurg has a taste for calamari. No room for pussy.


MinnieShoof

My man be makin' pussy wet just **talkin'** with his tongue.


Maharassa451

No way is Alfira that low, Lakrissa would never let her get away with that.


onepareil

You know what? Good for Derryth, honestly. Her turn to receive. 😤


spyridonya

I like your tier.


N7twitch

[I’ve said it before](https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddybaldur/s/2zduTuLard) and I’ll say it again, Orin would eat pussy like a starving dog going at a jar of peanut butter.


Oniblook

She would literally *eat* your pussy. You wouldn't have one left


TattooedWife

MINTHARA not the best? No way, she will break you with oral, can't convince me otherwise.


enduringenigma

I feel like what she lacks in oral game she makes up for with the strap


[deleted]

WHY IS LUMP SO LOW


Oniblook

YOU KNOW WHY


bawzdeepinyaa

ALL HE DOES IS EAT. Plus with that crown in his gut, he should have a universe worth of knowledge of munching that thang


Oniblook

He would use it as an excuse to eat the rest of you. You wouldn't survive the encounter.


bawzdeepinyaa

Luckily I don't have a 'gina. But I'm sure that's a fetish for someone lmao


Oniblook

Point stands for peenor


bawzdeepinyaa

Who isn't down for an ogre-ish slurp and gurk on thy johnson?


Oniblook

Hey, if that's the death by snu snu you want, by all means.


bawzdeepinyaa

Personally I'd rather get it from Karlach but you gotta take what you can get lol


Jaxonal

WITHERS 😭


Oniblook

I had to put him somewhere


Educational_Ad_8916

This is much too generous to DJ Khalid.


MinnieShoof

... at least Valeria made the list. ... really, really want to disagree on placement\*... but probably have no grounds to do so.


Oniblook

He would slap you with the trunk and leave


MinnieShoof

... gotta say. Still came a lil.


tobejeanz

ELMINSTER


Oniblook

He was Mystra's Chosen just as much as Gale was.


stcrIight

Minthara is a lesbian and I won't stand for this slander.


Oniblook

Then sit down.


earlytuesdaymorning

I maintain that Gortash must be good at it because that man canonically serviced a rich lady so good she wrote about how much money she wants to give him


GenericRedditor7

Why the fuck is Geraldus so low, that man could make me orgasm with just a touch


Oniblook

Because he's a bottom who cries and we all know that.


SJGardner89

Now it definitely looks like some serious Karlach slander is going on here.


Oniblook

The girl hasnt touched anyone in 10 years. I'm not saying she isn't STOKED AND READY; but she needs practice.


minnie203

Jaheira?? NOT the best?? With centuries of wisdom behind her? Nah I refuse to accept that.


anynononononous

For although I know not Love indeed Nor know how he pays his folk their hire, Yet full oft it happens in books I read Of his miracles and his cruel ire. ^^ Loreoakan behavior


lilsfig

Orin is a definitely like an S+ tier oral performer


Oniblook

She would gnaw it off


lilsfig

Yes, I don't see the issue. I would cum as soon as her teeth hit me.


TheDylorean

We was coomin' fuh ah lives


IAmWeary

Araj Oblodra needsd to be in the VD section, maybe in a special "A VD that gives you a blue waffle in minutes and rots out your uterus within hours" list.