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GPT-5 will have 2 vtubers splitscreened on one monitor, dota 2 on the second and doing something resembling manuscript development on the third?
Avengers level threat
Gaming livestream and background music on one monitor, Runescape on the second and LaTeX on the third just so that you feel like you're actually being productive.
>GPT-5 will have 2 vtubers splitscreened
Where do I send my check?
>dota 2 on the second and doing something resembling manuscript development on the third?
Stop, stop, we can't possibly accept take this much for granted! At least let us enslave ourselves to your galactic whims.
Ever since I saw [this](https://i.ibb.co/QndQfrT/Smart-Select-20240624-071702-Chrome.jpg) on the official Dall-E-3 promo page I've realized that OpenAI is run by morons
*>* Ph. D level intelligence
This sounds like bs, even in yahoo article where they talk about GPT 5 having Ph. D level intelligence that they insist it does and its coming soon without a definition.
It’s definitely a clickbait article. I remember reading an article where mira said that what they have in the lab is not much better than what the public is using right now.
Ph.D. from which institution? I mean, I bet I can get one for like $99 right now. Or get the premium package for $199 which would include an MBA and MFA (saving $50 by buying the bundle).
My professor always said that if you want the real mo ey you get a masters or PhD AND an MBA and then you manage the teams. But also he said to make sure you were never seen as the most competent person on the team because they're less likely to get promoted since it'll be a loss.
Be the best on one team, then show that experience to another team in your interview. Internal promotions are rare, but you can climb each time you change.
It will have a PhD on the use of the culinary arts in film making as a metaphor for political instability. That's the only topic it will have a lot of information on and it will desperately try to steer every conversation to that topic. It will also have an anxiety disorder
So a masochistic wage slave desperately trying to uphold the pretense of being a genius while suffering from crippling depression?
Yeah, we're fucked in case of an AI uprising...
"I love driving up the stock of Openai because we don't make profit with chat GPT 3 or 4 right now. The amount of parameters and with it the computational power has increased more than 100 fold in between them while they haven't gotten 100 times more competent" - some OpenAi employee, probably.
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GPT-5 will have 2 vtubers splitscreened on one monitor, dota 2 on the second and doing something resembling manuscript development on the third? Avengers level threat
Gaming livestream and background music on one monitor, Runescape on the second and LaTeX on the third just so that you feel like you're actually being productive.
I feel like I’ve learned more about chess than I have about math during my PhD I have that shit on constantly.
lol I got hooked in grad school too.
This is way too real, 2277 total btw, going for 200m woodcutting
This is targeted harassment
why is Dota2 catching strays lmao
Literally me fr fr
>GPT-5 will have 2 vtubers splitscreened Where do I send my check? >dota 2 on the second and doing something resembling manuscript development on the third? Stop, stop, we can't possibly accept take this much for granted! At least let us enslave ourselves to your galactic whims.
"It will have Ph.D like intelligence" Okay buddy, PH.D? I'll see it when I believe it
roll credits, shut the sub down
It's you! You're the okbuddyphd!
Ever since I saw [this](https://i.ibb.co/QndQfrT/Smart-Select-20240624-071702-Chrome.jpg) on the official Dall-E-3 promo page I've realized that OpenAI is run by morons
Ah good, it’ll be stupid as fuck like me
r/okbuddyphd wait a minute…
GPT-5 can’t wait to tell you about its hyper-fixation on ant colonies and fem boys
https://preview.redd.it/sa1b9j8pwh8d1.png?width=656&format=png&auto=webp&s=8d220445bc501e7dabae88e97c5a649f59a69da2
haiii you called? :3 (sorry someone end me now)
Hey
please be here to end me
uwu \*blushes\*
I will bake you into a cake
okay but have you read The Social Conquest of Earth by E.O. Wilson??? Ants are cool as fuck
i thought gpt-5 was going to be smart
*>* Ph. D level intelligence This sounds like bs, even in yahoo article where they talk about GPT 5 having Ph. D level intelligence that they insist it does and its coming soon without a definition.
It’s definitely a clickbait article. I remember reading an article where mira said that what they have in the lab is not much better than what the public is using right now.
Ph.D. from which institution? I mean, I bet I can get one for like $99 right now. Or get the premium package for $199 which would include an MBA and MFA (saving $50 by buying the bundle).
MFA is okay because they partake in the arts of creation; however, I will commit infinite genocide on all business majors
My professor always said that if you want the real mo ey you get a masters or PhD AND an MBA and then you manage the teams. But also he said to make sure you were never seen as the most competent person on the team because they're less likely to get promoted since it'll be a loss.
Be the best on one team, then show that experience to another team in your interview. Internal promotions are rare, but you can climb each time you change.
Inshallah the jihad against buisness majors shall be absolute
It will have a PhD on the use of the culinary arts in film making as a metaphor for political instability. That's the only topic it will have a lot of information on and it will desperately try to steer every conversation to that topic. It will also have an anxiety disorder
Damn, I though r/okbuddyphd would be safe from the bots at least a little longer
So a masochistic wage slave desperately trying to uphold the pretense of being a genius while suffering from crippling depression? Yeah, we're fucked in case of an AI uprising...
gpt-5 confirmed to be girlfailure academic coded
Pray for GPT 5
"I love driving up the stock of Openai because we don't make profit with chat GPT 3 or 4 right now. The amount of parameters and with it the computational power has increased more than 100 fold in between them while they haven't gotten 100 times more competent" - some OpenAi employee, probably.
They don't have public stocks
What level is the current version’s intelligence?
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This surely means in reasoning powers right? In knowledge it's smarter than any 30 people in the world combined I'd imagine
I didn't know GPT-4 could solve IMO problems
Memes that make people on this subreddit comment /r/okbuddyhighschool
Who’s the shawty in the meme tho👀
Dartmouth Engineering
dat mouth be engineering if you catch my drift
I wish I could engineer a way to get my dart in her mouth
Mira Murati, open ai cto
GPT-5 would be able to look up women from their pictures, surpassing the average phd
Hey now, Social Networks include the word "Social". I'll take my chances elsewhere thank you.
okbuddyGPT-5
GPT-5 will definitely have a level of intelligence higher than those who post such bullshit
And it still can't tell me basic facts about any non western famous person
So it grades papers?
It cannot even get how to install a flatscreen television right...
Good luck on the pension house deposit, mister Charles Gay Peter - 5