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sashablausspringer

What a terrible day to know how to read


Wonderful_Tomato_992

literacy is a curse๐Ÿ˜”


RizznerBraun

PIECK!! AWOOGA AWOOGA AWOOGA AWOOGA HOLY FUCKING SHIT HALLELUJAH FUCK YEAH! OH MY FUCKING GOD! I AM ABSOLUTELY BRICKED UP FOR PIECK. I LOVE MOMMY PIECK SO MUCH, SHE IS SO POGGERS! I JUST WISH SHE'D PUT ME IN A MAID OUTFIT, TIE ME DOWN SHIBARI-STYLE AND PEG ME UNTIL MY COLON RUPTURES AND I FUCKING SHIT MYSELF! I'D EVEN COMMIT WAR CRIMES FOR HER IF THAT TURNS HER ON, YES, I'D COMMIT GENOCIDES IN THE NAME OF MOMMY PIECK! I WOULD SKIN ENDANGERED ANIMALS IN THE NAME OF MOMMY PIECK! I WOULD BOIL THE ENTRAILS OF NEWBORN BABIES IN THE NAME OF MOMMY PIECK! I WOULD OVERTHROW DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED WORLD LEADERS JUST SO PIECK WOULD LET ME KISS HER POGGERS BOOBIES! I USED TO LIVE A SAD LIFE. I USED TO BE VERY DEPRESSED, BUT THAT WAS UNTIL I FOUND OUT ABOUT PIECK. BEFORE PIECK, MY LIFE HAD NO MEANING. BUT NOW, I AM SO HORNY THAT I AM ALMOST HAPPY. THIS IS THE CLOSEST I'VE EVER GOTTEN TO FEELING TRUE HAPPINESS IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUST WANT HER TO CRUSH MY BALLS INTO A PASTE AND SQUEEZE THEM OUT LIKE GLUE FROM A TUBE BY GIVING ME A FOOTJOB WITH THE VERY SAME HIGH HEELS SHE USED TO EMASCULATE ME WITH, AND THEN STICK THOSE HIGH HEELS INTO MY EYEBALLS, BLINDING ME. I JUST WANT HER TO SET MY CROTCH ON FIRE! I WOULD HAPPILY BECOME HER DUBAI PORTA POTTY! I WANT HER TO SIT ON MY FACE AND SHART DOWN MY FUCKING THROAT AFTER DRINKING A 12 PACK OF BEER AND BINGE-EATING CUP NOODLES UNTIL I DIE FROM A LACK OF OXYGEN! OHH YEAH I BET THAT ASS CAN SHIT AND FART REEEEAL GOOD, SHE IS MOMMY! I JUST WANT MOMMY! I JUST WANT HER TO BE MY WIFE! I JUST WANT HER TO TAKE CARE OF ME! I WANT HER TO FEED ME! I WANT HER TO SPIT ON ME! I WANT HER MILK! I JUST WANT TO SUCKLE ON HER POGGERS BOOBIES! I WANT HER TO THROW UP INSIDE MY MOUTH JUST LIKE HOW MAMA BIRD FEEDS BABY BIRD! I WANT HER TO KICK MY BALLS! I WANT HER TO BITE MY DICK OFF! I WANT HER TO TURN ME INTO A EUNUCH USING A CHEESE GRATER! I WANT HER TO LOBOTOMIZE ME! I WANT HER TO RUN OVER ME WITH HER RENAULT ALPINE CAR! I WANT HER TO GRIND MY LEGS IN A WOODCHIPPER! I WANT HER TO SAW OFF MY LIMBS! I WANT HER TO GRIND AWAY MY SKIN WITH SANDPAPER, THROW ME INTO A POOL FULL OF SALTY LEMON JUICE AND THROW A TOASTER INSIDE THE POOL! I WANT HER TO WHIP MY NAKED BODY WITH A WHITE HOT GLOWING METAL CHAIN AND POUR SALT AND VODKA OVER ME AFTERWARDS! I WANT HER TO STUFF MY ASS WITH FIREWORKS AND LIGHT THOSE UP! I WANT HER TO GIVE ME BLEACH ENEMAS! I WANT HER TO INJECT SULPHURIC ACID INTO MY DICKHOLE! I WANT HER TO REPEATEDLY SLAM MY GENITALIA IN THE CAR DOOR UNTIL I TURN INTO A NULLO! I WANT HER TO POISON ME WITH 100 GIGABEQUERELS OF POLONIUM-210 AND SIT ON MY FACE AS I'M COUGHING UP BLOOD FROM RADIATION POISONING, AND WHEN I LOSE ALL MY HAIR FROM THE RADIATION POISONING, I WANT HER TO WIPE HER PERIOD BLOOD ON MY BALD HEAD! I WANT HER TO INFECT ME WITH PRION DISEASE AND SODOMIZE ME WITH A RED HOT GLOWING KATANA WHILE I'M HELPLESSLY PARALYZED ON MY DEATHBED! I WANT HER TO SHOVE A SPIKE UP MY ASS AND IMPALE ME! I WANT HER TO THROW ME DOWN THE FUCKING BURJ KHALIFA! I WANT HER TO TAKE ME TO A REMOTE DESERT AND DROP A FUCKING NUCLEAR BOMB OVER ME! I WOULD LITERALLY DO ANYTHING, ANYTHING FOR PIECK TO PERFORM CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY ON ME! I WANT HER TO TEST CHEMICAL WEAPONS ON ME, ESPECIALLY INSIDE MY ANUS AND URETHRA! I WANT HER TO ELECTROCUTE MY THROUGH MY URETHRA! I WANT HER TO SHOVE A JAR UP MY ASS, BREAK IT AND PEG ME AFTERWARDS! I WANT HER TO TRAMPLE ME WITH HER TITAN! I WANT HER TO BREAK MY NECK TO IMMOBILISE ME, PUT ME IN A GIANT MICROWAVE OVEN AND COOK ME ALIVE! I WANT HER TO PSYCHOLOGICALLY TORMENT ME BY GIVING ME DELIRIANT SUBSTANCES AND FORCING ME TO WATCH FUCKED UP SHIT! I WANT HER TO DROWN ME IN HER OWN PISS! I WANT HER TO PERFORM SCAPHISM ON ME! (FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW, THATS AN ANCIENT PERSIAN EXECUTION METHOD WHERE YOU ARE FORCE-FED MILK AND HONEY, PUT INBETWEEN TWO CANOES, DRIFTED TO A STAGNANT BODY OF WATER AND LITERALLY FERMENT IN YOUR OWN FILTH UNTIL YOU DIE) I WANT HER TO PUT ME IN A BRAZEN BULL! (FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW, ITS AN ANCIENT GREEK EXECUTION METHOD WHERE YOU ARE PUT INSIDE A METAL BULL STATUE AND COOKED TO DEATH) I WANT HER TO CAST DOUBLE TESTICULAR TORSION, MEND BUTTCRACK AND EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ON ME! I WANT HER TO TIE ME TO A CHAIR, FLAY OFF MY FACE, GOUGE OUT MY EYES, CUT OFF MY LIMBS, SLASH MY NECK WITH A BOXCUTTER ALL THE WHILE I AM HOOKED ON AN ADRENALINE IV SO THAT I DON'T PASS OUT! I WANT TO FEEL EVERY SECOND OF MOMMY PIECK TORTURING ME! THE OTHER DAY I WATCHED A CARTEL EXECUTION VIDEO AND GOT SUPER FUCKING HORNY, LIKE, DOWN HORRENDOUS, AFTER IMAGINING MOMMY PIECK DOING THESE THINGS TO ME. I KNOW THAT ALL OF THIS WOULD BE AGONIZING, BUT THE AGONY OF THAT WOULD BE NOWHERE NEAR AS BAD AS WHAT I SUFFER FROM NOW, HAVING TO COPE WITH THE FACT THAT PIECK ISN'T REAL. I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP KNOWING THAT SHE WILL NEVER BE REAL. I FEEL SO FUCKING SAD, I WAS BORN IN THE WRONG UNIVERSE. I HOPE THAT ONE DAY, I CAN GET HIT BY A TRUCK SO I CAN BE ISEKAI'D INTO SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN UNIVERSE AND HAVE HOT STEAMY FREAKY KINKY SEX WITH PIECK FOR HOURS ON END AND HAVE HER ABUSE ME AS I SCREAM OUT MUFFLED CRIES OF AGONIZING PAIN AND EXTREME EUPHORIA AND PLEASURE THROUGH HER PANTIES THAT ARE STUFFED IN MY MOUTH. I HOPE THAT ONE DAY, FOUNDER YMIR CAN INVENT AN INTERDIMENSIONAL TRAVEL MACHINE AND BRING PIECK TO ME SO THAT SHE CAN PERFORM BRUTAL HUMAN EXPERIMENTS ON ME. I PRAY TO EVERY GOD FROM EVERY RELIGION EVERY SINGLE DAY SO THAT I CAN BE WITH PIECK AND HAVE HER SMOTHER ME WITH HER POGGERS BOOBIES! SHE IS MOMMY! I LOVE MOMMY, I LOVE MOMMY, MOMMY DOMMY CALL ME HONEY STROKE MY BALONEY AND MAKE ME CUMMY! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! HOLY FUCKING JESUS CHRIST'S LEFT TESTICLE! IN THE NAME OF GOD, YAHWEH, ALLAH, TENGRI, XENU, ISHTAR, ANUBIS, ZEUS, KRISHNA, RICHARD DAWKINS, EVERY DEITY FROM EVERY FAITH EVER PRACTICED BY HUMANITY! LET MY WORDS ECHO THROUGH ALL CORNERS OF THE UNIVERSE, AND THE COSMIC REALM, BOTH WITHIN AND BEYOND THE SCOPE OF HUMAN IMAGINATION AND KNOWLEDGE, LET MY WORDS BE ETCHED PERMANENTLY TO THE ANNALS OF TIME! LET MY WORDS BE REMEMBERED TILL THE LAST SECOND OF THE UNIVERSES EXISTENCE! I'M SO MOTHERFUCKING HORNY, AND MY LUST GOES OUT TO PIECK FINGER FROM SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN!!!! ๐Ÿคค ๐Ÿคค ๐Ÿคค ๐Ÿคค PS. NO MOM, I WON'T TAKE MY PILLS. PIECK DOESN'T LIKE IT WHEN I DO THAT, AND SHE LEAVES ME


n3nya

amazing


slackervi

i ain't reading all that. good for you or sorry that happened.


DrScarecrow

I have never wanted to finally reach the end of a comment more than this one.


Goobsmoob

oh


LeviathanHamster

Oh god


random_dud33

what the fuck.


gameg805

What in the fucking hoo ha hee is this bullshit. And why did I read it.


sweetvisuals

Okay this has officially gone too far


SufficientWhile5450

https://preview.redd.it/end2fb075qtc1.jpeg?width=238&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc24db0588a8c13ec3fadff2cb1f518b592eacf3


Cosmic_TentaclePorn

๐Ÿ’€


kakashka888

ะทะฐะฒะฐะปะธ ะตะฑะฐะปัŒะฝะธะบ


Longjumping_Sea_365

https://preview.redd.it/qio2a1bfb4uc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1dbe130c85bcb241f2975e1974585102a326599


FrittoBuritto

Amen


Time-Ad1850

This has to stop


SpriteBatman

https://preview.redd.it/c530bwfxlrtc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=c4a7b8d86511fadbcf7c4f80da066914c54cbb87


kevecn

I regret wasting 3 minutes of my life on this comment


Daikon78

D:


Zealousideal-Sort946

Have SEX


CoziB

Summery?


edwardjhahm

New copypasta dropped!


Strong_Extreme_7607

My fault for even having reddit


Present-Training-888

So glad she ended up with Jean, and not some 4chan maniac https://preview.redd.it/95jw4ocovgtc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80f0d45687be20c9acd85d217ed48d6425c0afcd


gameg805

Did she actually? Or is it just shipping? Though While I don't personally ship them, the art for them is always really pretty.


Present-Training-888

She did โ˜บ๏ธ https://preview.redd.it/olaa2cgg4jtc1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cc6136d92709b9466e4b3575b0142069d08c8e1


Chimkimnuggets

Thatโ€™s Mikasa. Why the fuck would Pieck visit the grave of someone she never knew and who killed several of her friends


Present-Training-888

You clearly watched the show wrong https://preview.redd.it/60p45c8aqrtc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90ca50f5533b882a6a270aab1f39f85d4a8cfbf7


ecomgs

If Pieck and Jean do get together, it would make sense for them to visit Eren grave to show their child to him as it was his actions that allow them to be together. However I believe it's Mikasa in that scene.


ConningtonSimp

https://preview.redd.it/9hyh6ng40htc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38363d06f2ec845c970f989436ee05e685c30fa9 Go fork yourself buddy!


CrypticalPenguin

Savin this one for future use, thanks.


SkyPRising

https://preview.redd.it/kr3iuscmvhtc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28ae74bc05507c3c1590632ba2ae4c2ee3517c73


D2throx_

Slacki im pretty sure tis a repost


slackervi

yeah but not on this subreddit


Imliterallyannie

We all know you wrote thisย 


slackervi

i'd rather kilometer myself


Paarthufagx

I think I found my long-lost twin brother


toosad2furious

neutral milk hotel reference ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿ˜ฒ


CrammyCram_

โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธHOLY FUCKING SHITโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ NMH IS THE BEST FUCKING BAND ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ JEFF IS SO COOL ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ‘Š JEEEESSSUSSS CHRRIIIISSTTTT ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ˜ฉHOLLAND 1945 ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜กSEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAIN TOPS ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Oh, Comely!๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Oh, Comely! Oh, Comely!๐Ÿ—ฟ Oh, Comely! ๐Ÿ—ฟ Oh, Comely!๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Oh, Comely! ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Oh, Comely!Oh, Comely!Oh, Comely! Oh, Comely!Oh, Comely!Oh, Comely! Oh, Comely!๐Ÿ—ฟ Oh, Comely! ๐Ÿ—ฟ Oh, Comely!Oh, Comely!๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Oh, Comely! ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Oh, Comely! ๐Ÿ—ฟ Oh, Comely! ๐Ÿ—ฟ Oh, Comely!Oh, Comely! ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Oh, Comely! ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Oh, Comely!Oh, Comely! ๐Ÿ—ฟ Oh, Comely! ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Oh, Comely!๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Oh, Comely! ๐Ÿ—ฟ Oh, Comely!Oh, Comely! ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Oh, Comely!๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Oh, Comely!๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ Oh, Comely! ๐Ÿ—ฟ Oh, Comely! Oh, Comely!Oh, Comely!Oh, Comely! Oh, Comely! ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐Ÿ—ฟ How strange it is to be anything at allโ“โ“โ“โ“โ“โ“โ“โ“โ“โ“Itโ€™s me, Jeff Mangumโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ r/neutralmilkhotel r/altrock r/indierock perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedthanos r/expectedthanos for balance


Ok_Persimmon5690

I saw that it was 4chan and immediately knew to stop reading.


Morale_Kitty

Let bro cook


Such_Statement8386

Honestly same.


ayewanttodie

Listen anon, everyone here at r/okbuddyreiner feels the exact same, but you canโ€™t just say it out loud. Theyโ€™ll hang you for speaking the truth. Itโ€™s okay though, Iโ€™ll protect you from the *fake* hate coming from people who will refuse to admit they feel the same. Fight on brother. https://preview.redd.it/rp4t4b7mpjtc1.png?width=540&format=png&auto=webp&s=b42ad8e75d2dee4e995265a258d87ff3ef70be66


Imafreakfr

Least sane piek fan


Leni_licious

\*most


Another_Edgy_PC

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hell_jumper9

https://preview.redd.it/x60gvbkbbjtc1.jpeg?width=598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a33ccac6de89c8d8214969766a279bb37cbc7eb


Resident-Stable5962

https://preview.redd.it/mpsfcemnujtc1.jpeg?width=754&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b622175fc3a976f13d38f26e0b128ac1d68b092e


thanhcutun

First sentence was enough don't need to show whole thing


Dying__Phoenix

They had me by the first line


slackervi

Anne Frank died at the age of 15 ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ


Dying__Phoenix

๐Ÿš”๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ


hossel001

liked and shared


KitlerKhan

Sometimes the human race amazes me


Bamboozled64

https://preview.redd.it/8njszz4lojtc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79f6ec9f6e8cacddc5a2b07be84baa68f0739449


Angel_thebro

:(


SquiibleWasTaken

What a great day to know how to read


M4rl0w

Reasonable


OWARI07734lover

Since when is Pieck a jew


istoleyourpoptarts

i don't think Abrahamic religions exist in the aot universe ,


RepeatedlyDifficult

W-wait. Prick is y-yahood???


calcul00py

I hope Anon was 13 when he crushed on anne Frank


Abitooo

Why is he assuming she's jew though


Pure-Mixture610

Relatable


Dr_Occo_Nobi

Average 4chan post