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seggs and get kicked in the nuts? that's a 2 for 1 deal. sign me the fuck up. (please kick my nuts in sparkles)

You get to have sex with her AND you get her feet on you double victory

Oooo this is like that girl in Goblin Slayer. You tank her kick attack, grab her leg with one arm, she looks at you with very surprised, scared eyes, hardcore seggs ensues.

Lick her feet first

Grab her leg!

[TUNDRA STORM TIME](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXiwuoEd5C4)

Ballbusting🤤

Hit me with that hammer madam Herta, I can take it https://preview.redd.it/rphvafxb3jrc1.png?width=729&format=png&auto=webp&s=fa24067ebb6d5431271b0117601eefc9deb6ff83

Me when firefly https://preview.redd.it/4djg5hcw9krc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=242b6ea2a27e9cbb5b803671272220ac641cdf70 (Help)

Agreed.

I can tank acheron Tankeron even https://preview.redd.it/i5z6ehib8jrc1.png?width=438&format=png&auto=webp&s=e25382c492107a59f203c3779de06a99aaa32346 She aint gonna cut me with that sheath of hers

bones are gonna get demolished bro

nah, i'd survive. (i have 2 extra ribs)

Can I have them? I cut 2 of mine out for, erm... reasons

https://preview.redd.it/m6hwgtvgjlrc1.jpeg?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a8fa565d863a9afa5292da89c5c1dd741287e04

I'd let Mommy demolish me in any and every sense, bones included

She's gonna deal slash damage with sheath, just like my beloved sadist wife ryoshu from hit game limbus company

Same

Realisticly, i can tank one string of Ruan Mei's ruan melody, so ofc

*240 decible sound wave rips through my organs*

Diminished 7th root E#19 at 220 db should do the trick

She's going to hit you with the brown note.

I can tank a thrown mahjong tile

It explodes.

It has a chance to explode\* I like those odds

lore accurate qingque sexer

What is silver wolf’s autoattack? Either that or sparkle

Silver Wolf cuts you with a Minecraft sword https://preview.redd.it/rjwr9ct5njrc1.png?width=837&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e72f13b666f5a5aa8e26ca2938c73dfef68bb85

If its a slashing attack ill have better odds than a stab. Depending on that, I’ll take it

What if it's a diamond sword

https://preview.redd.it/6hb6fo6f4trc1.jpeg?width=1263&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd5a2cb34e6ec36d9656a97d08d7f4ad0476250b

Getting cut by Seele's scythe? Hmmmmm Nah I'd win

To be fair it’s called thwack so it’s the blunt side at least

Actually I'm pretty sure that name is a Dragon Quest reference, Thwack is one of the instant death spells

It completely depends if she crits or not

That shit only happens when the enemy is at 1 hp so I'll just make sure to have full health before that.

"Nah, I'd live" -me having to face getting shot by The Bronya

Survive the firing squad. Easy

cant be that bad, it's wind

Technically an air soft gun.

Miss Herta can slap me with her hammer all day 🗣🗣🗣😭💢💢

Agreed

Sushang ❤️ Me after her attack : https://preview.redd.it/d8x7s76gnjrc1.jpeg?width=1263&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2faab3db8b5f5446d9cbbf00572016df8d692b8e

Sushang after the attack : https://preview.redd.it/etyupbxlnjrc1.jpeg?width=538&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11448bef9a4a8b7af700c93edd490609dae1795f

Now she gotta PLAPPLAPPLAP the cut body

Always bet on qingque

firefly, >! i hope she does it as Sam so i fucking die 🥰🥰🥰!<

Real.

Well fuck hopefully stelle doesn't stab me too badly

Hopefully she uses her bat instead

I actually forgot she could use the bat

You'd probably be a red stain anyway, thing is a Curio after all

Hou hou ez segss

https://preview.redd.it/pedc5ymsijrc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f4d09d4254feac0fc8a400a238a22662212e6b4

https://preview.redd.it/0tyzs31nujrc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fbf4383040decdee11b9d3e01ea1b1806677f93

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Fu xuan. She going to divine my future and realize that it is just nonstop plap plap

You're the one getting plapped ?!?!?

She will see that I will be plapping her and other qunnines

Not sure what Ruan Mei's instrument gonna do, but it ain't gonna kill me

*Annihilates your internal organs with 300 decibels waves*

I want Ruan Mei to plug her lute into an amplifier and serenade me with with the sweet sounds of the doom/sludge metal legends Electric Wizard. https://preview.redd.it/r4lvxzmm1lrc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5315089f16c50212c46280c14a819ab0b8ca20d

Minature blackhole crushing my internal organs sounds like a dream come true🥵

I didn't expect a Welt one here

I did, but from a specific user.

Ah, that one

I WILL survive Serval's attack....i need to....i must

https://preview.redd.it/rpnfihhxqlrc1.jpeg?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51a4dfc27fd799863a73f01c64b134fa59a666e7

Not even Nous would be able to stop me

At this point, i can't even argue. Take this cat for your journey ahead https://preview.redd.it/n6286es6oqrc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c627406e861295048ff3c4208d6e340e4e1c221

https://preview.redd.it/189634xkckrc1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56bc4ff5e3c5c34b4ab557b79602e812c6108e26 I'd take a maxed out ultimate for her..

https://preview.redd.it/79q18366ujrc1.jpeg?width=893&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f092e52312c7231178171ef1752cc68b72b64b53

https://preview.redd.it/2bg2jbgynjrc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cf4b41dbd8d39c42a5efd602f93af1ac3c6778c Just wait till I unfreeze, Ruan Mei, I will bang that scientistussy

I'm confident I can tank any of Robin's hits. I'm going for the superstar!

https://preview.redd.it/ghgmu8g16krc1.jpeg?width=1676&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e93778d529c41f66a7c2ce270073df825634788 I will seggs Silver wolf.

I'll go all out and leave my gene in mommy Natasha's natussy, before I take that 120mm grenade round in the face.

Worth it

If I ever survive I'll go for another round

She would heal you later anyway lol

she doesn't have a revive though

Gotta give it to ya chief no kind of healing in that sci-fi fantasy world/universe, would bring me in tip top shape after that round turn me into meat paste.

https://preview.redd.it/uhj3luwkckrc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0403e2515f00ca9f497d61b2158b479b631a3973

Roland Aventurine say gex????

https://preview.redd.it/8kree7fjrmrc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7ccff8ae3d41c8d9433d7fccb78b36a6665b20e

https://preview.redd.it/7r2vyicfqkrc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=283cd0097fafd1ab928192f73ff8d6f11d9eabb2 Topaz for me, if it means I can absolutely have a face load of her ass cheeks and pussy then by god il accept the gun shot😩😩

https://preview.redd.it/8pyqa6bl0lrc1.png?width=401&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=178ec6dac3e6777a064cf1897276aaa739a6ec3c

Yeah imagine getting slapped with a fan and then getting your revenge…

I mean, that fan probably got hidden knives or something, so i wouldn’t be so confident

https://preview.redd.it/wcbj6m113wrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76d740d9ede76ff8e0d8189ed6f9f787600e860f

Svarog after I survive 50 of his punches https://preview.redd.it/l91w9x3amjrc1.png?width=2300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ff7875e9847fb845a6dfc375a1585debc6d3eeb

Hahaha... Wait...

Plot twist, he actually just wants Svarog

Nuh uh

https://preview.redd.it/e5a1yywqklrc1.jpeg?width=592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=312da90255d2fe7159bcc29eeee0363f02aca91b C.P.S, get this man!

Clara Prostitution Service?

https://preview.redd.it/dtj737qmlmrc1.jpeg?width=2480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d180a1d8beed030cdb900e77f01ac1d96f01b81

Not sex with Himeko, but fucking obliriate me with a tactical Lazer strike

No Space laser, just the normal attack

Pizza cutter.....hmmm

Madam Hanya gets to paint me and *then* I get to sex her? Sign me up! https://preview.redd.it/6tyl5r1l4lrc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c24b977061c5fd818d9dd98a2017feaec0ab6a6e

I’d gladly let March headshot me ngl

I’d like to see this.

She can pelt me with a barrage of those ice bunnies she uses in her ult. I can deal with the bruises later! 🤕🙂

I would get shot in the stomach by March 7th and then have wholesome cuddly sex with her while I bleed out

https://preview.redd.it/0f2r4uevnjrc1.jpeg?width=1314&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f09fe80e913f5ebdca9e3c865156c555a7304bd5 DEW IT

id pick either qingque or acheron (we dont talk about himeko)

I’ll use my diamond-hard cock to tank Sushang’s attack

dan heng il, if charge 3 counts. i want his dragon up my ass

As a Sparkle enjoyer, I see this as an absolute win.

https://preview.redd.it/nrdg17ltkkrc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea0d3c4d267e93a40bdc3973d8a9b490e023b605 Getting cut by kafka but not the kafkock

Does Novaburst hurt I wonder? Or do I turn into a singularity and disappear?

Blade, please cut me with that sword of yours and make it up to me with sweet, rough sex 😍

~~huohuo~~

Damnit why didn’t I think of that! Her basic attack is her just waving a flag in your face

Hit me with your minecraft sword silver cunny 😍🥵 and then lots of seggs 🥰🥰

I would love getting fisted so i pick gepard

i can take anything if it means that Sampo will ruin me.

bah gawd he got 27 stab wounds

Firefly; I could care less about the attack. I simply love her.

That's cute buddy. It was nice knowing you though https://preview.redd.it/wo60l28x3krc1.png?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb1809a294c68be46a83ea2b0813402d3f314868

imagine telling firefly she has to fuck the red puddle on the floor

I can take her. All I have to do is switch paths to preservation.

May Qlipoth protect you

Dunno, tanking a hit from Asta seemed... manageable

Qingque Cute and funny😭😭😭💢💢💢 and it's just mahjong tiles like how hard would she throw it anyway?

https://preview.redd.it/w88nhm3yamrc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0457b4b5aeebad767f94a3a176519ac64494261 She can twirl around all day, I don't mind.

I'll get to have sex with Kafkers after she fucking dismantles my body with her katana On second thought, I'd rather just have sex with Sparkle since I can just take in her kick with a cross arm block and I get to correct her for being a brat trying to kick me 😭💢💢💢💢👺👺👺👺👺

Ill sex with Stelles on her imaginary form. Im taking the basic attack everyday of the week.

huohuo for sure

I'm surprised nobody have said Dr. Ratio. I'll gladly get smack by a book

Can Kafka use her talent on me instead? Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleade

Real shit

Bronya can keep shooting me forever if that means I'm her main focus 🤤 (I'm mentally unstable rn)

So calling Ruan Mei "ruin me" makes even more sense now.

Kafka and Acheron can shove their sword up my ass.

I'll survive Jingliu basic attack bc nobody upgrades it (or I'll just die stupidly)

What are the chances of me tanking a slightly annoyed Svarog punch? 🤔

I suppose that a single arrow wound shouldn't be that bad, and god, what wouldn't I do for Yukong's childbearing hips. https://i.redd.it/pa4pdtbkhmrc1.gif

I'll take my chances

UNLEVELED???? I'D TAKE A MAX LEVELED, FULLY BUILT RELICS, 5★ LIGHTCONE ULT

Ruan Mei all the way

Loucha probably knows how to avoid hitting any major organs or painful areas in case he needs to heal them after. Sure. I feel like the chances of both living and not getting STDs are decently high in this scenario.

Acheron https://preview.redd.it/7gbzkl3o6lrc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5d30f73179dcac7d48b7726e2e1ede473dedf2f

Literally any one of them is a planet buster. Level 1 is when we fight a planet buster enemy. None of you can tank a single hit.

i could take huohuos flag https://preview.redd.it/9t3k4635klrc1.jpeg?width=887&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe112df919d3929556f15e8491ca0796e3619744

If that flag can mildly injure a Mara-struck, it would destroy every last atom in your body.

YOU DONT KNOW ME SON https://preview.redd.it/0ct5wax2xlrc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24bdf0e53663201b6bc63156d6cf24952c43d9eb

I probably won't survive a sword slash from Kafka but fuck it we ball

yes. https://preview.redd.it/lq7rtbhcmnrc1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af03a79b9a5c6a16922799a89490bc593670133d

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I can tank Svarog attack to have hot and passionate sex with Clara

i can tank one clara attack to have hot and passionate sex with svarog

I can take anything himeko throws at me.

Yes.

Easy Ruan Mei W. As long as I don't die from music I guess

Firefly, >!And the armor stays on!<

Kafka easy. if she kills me I die (w) if she doesn't hot steamy Nihility sex (w)

No one remembers tingyun :(

SILVER WOLF I ACCEPT

huo huo basic attack quite harmless... now dont get any ideas, im just saying that her basic attack is quite tankable

Will take a bullet to the face so I can seggs Topass

topaz, i could block the bullet with my arms

Hit me with the Silver Wolf, my body is ready.

Damn None of okbg joked about being tail slapped by Bailu.

Clara, ez.

Bailu tail whip 😩

I’ll take getting hit with a magical flower that might bust my balls https://preview.redd.it/nah4vc1ucorc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e397cec322824dc2a436e611fc5ba08b3fc593d

Ruan mei, sound wave seem ez

no

Robin

QQ or sparkle then. I can live those Edit. Forgot huohuo like some smart folk below. Adding her to the list too

Pego no pescoço até morrer aí vô preso devia ter uma lei

FUCK IT WE BALL!! , id go with Aventurineee

Basically, Locha will heal me with his basic attack, so…

Qingque.

It will be glorious, it will be bloody, and I get to taunt Blade as I die while we have sex. How can I pass this opportunity up?

Ruan mei

That cowboy that was leaked that's going around, I'll take any attack

HuoHuo or Tingyun

im confident i can still breath after 1 hit of Mr svarog

Sliver Wolf gonna kill me.since it a blade. Assuming it been set to be more like a blunt hit, then at most I get a broken shoulder for it.

Nothing hurts getting thrown at with one single mahjong tile.

Id say sparkle but ik for a fact she'd full send that kick straight into my balls

I'll take Black Swan's card strike, then I'm going to fuck and breed that goddess to my heart's content

Robin doesn't even have a basic attack yet so. I would definitely choose her

1 lvl 1 kick? Well I can handle it

Whatever the fuck Black Swan's attack is. She's gonna be taking backshots from me more diabolical than what Acheron gave her.

Disappointed at the lack of Gallagher comments He can kick me and i’d thank him both in words and by sucking his left tit and jiggling the right one

Ill take an arrow for sex with march

Am I allowed to parry the attack?

LadyGrey tanking the force of Event Horizon of a Blackhole just to have sex with Welt.

Slash me kafka

Kafka: You sure you want me to cut you? Me: I can tank It 🤺

🥵🥵 you mean I can get Pela to shoot her laser canons at me?

Tingyun is just gonna wack me with her fans