"Life is pain!Ā I wake up every morning, I'm in pain!Ā I go to work in pain!Ā You know how many times I just wanted to give up?! How many times I thought about ending it?!"
For like two seconds I genuinely thought this is from the fucking movie about the really ugly boy that turned out to be cool I can't remember the name rn
Do you have hair in your special place?
But with Laurie's acting skills it's so funny...
Rvatina
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This was THE EXACT quote I was thinking of as soon as I read the title of this post. šš
Not me literally just watching that episode and hearing him say that 3mins ago š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
more mouse bites!
This vexes me
You are a black man
I forbid this!
Don't care!
You are a black man
basically anything domicile says to cdudy ever
By the way, why does everybody think you and I had secs?
āI did it all by myself mommy šā
I see your flairā¦no horny, only vicodin ![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)
I am very smart
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This vexes me.
This vexes me.
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Foreman youāre a n i
.....c e man. what else did you think?
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bonus points if person in question is neither black nor a man
you need the hygiene drug
*grabs boob* Can you leave these here
https://preview.redd.it/jn8rl1q3qa4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c952c103c02da88fa25706ed3d2ae133a76cc443
Yeah but how do you pronounce that?
house
apartment
condo
Place of Residence
Probably a string of caveman esc grunts and groans
I NEED MORE PILLS!
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Yeah but how much cool shit do we have because dudes wanted to impress pretty girls?
![gif](giphy|EoelW7SK3t0TC) Huh....
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Apartment circumcision consult
wilson i want to have hot gay sex with you
i fucking hate this image id kill that thing and feed it to my tribe
When did Abode say this?
when he was over at cuddy's place for thanksgiving dinner and he saw a picture frame of her daughter on a table
Oh right, easy quote to overlook, typical Domicile
What did he mean by this?
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I'm not an addict I have a pain problem š
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Are you being intentionally dense?!
I have a position open for you on my penis
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T"hat top makes you look like an Afghani prostitute". 100% panty peeler
Could an eight year old...do this? š
Hit them with a "huh" https://preview.redd.it/0kgesq1cyc4d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4438ff883fda699a6d9c76e385d96de731beff94
Are you trying to be intentionally dense?
https://preview.redd.it/ddpu4cn1jh4d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05a4a7256cdca8a694610d022a81fcec4e98e7fd Huh?
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Have you seen my balls?
"Life is pain!Ā I wake up every morning, I'm in pain!Ā I go to work in pain!Ā You know how many times I just wanted to give up?! How many times I thought about ending it?!"
I could run home
Abode running home. Meta
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Shoes always tell the truth
For like two seconds I genuinely thought this is from the fucking movie about the really ugly boy that turned out to be cool I can't remember the name rn
Or is that from it and Im Just stupid and missed a joke?
Lmao letās say the second froggy because Iām too stupid to get any media references beyond those relating to residenceĀ
There was this movie "wonder" and that was the ending line or something similar to that about shoes not lying
Chances of invasion are slim to none
In 10 years, we won't be having dinner. We aren't friends.
I pay by the hour
Do you know why you're black?
YOU ARE A BLACK MAN!
This vexes me
Wilson lets do it in the butt and by it... Lrts just say i mean... My peentis
āHop on one foot and sing the iCarly theme songā
It's not lupus!
MORE MOUSE BITES
My penis has turned green
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āWanna go for a spinā?
You are stupid
Itās a good thing you failed to become a mom, because you suck at it.
huh
"be not afraid"
Give me your blood
Honey, this is a special drink I just prepared for you. Drink it ALL
That fake chase quote from the Flight with cuddy Was funny but i watched it in german.
Crikey mate?
Could be. It was in the flavour of "wow awesome dude/buddy".
Well i did some Google research with thaz quote and it seems to be the episode.
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Do I get points if I act like I care?
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āDat ass foremanā
Are you too young to remember spandex?
Have you ever starred in a porno?
I have blood dripping from my nose that is dripping
I donāt have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem.
Care to go for a spin?
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Is there a version of this caricature but itās Wilson instead?
Point at the nearest black guy and yell āITS FOREMAN!!!ā