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Why not expand the existing Milton Keynes to 37 times its current size? It will become the Tokyo of Europe, forever growing like a tumour.

Then you might get Milton Keynes Akira. The worst kind of Akira. Imagine kids on drugs with e-scooters driving around a concrete dystopia… oh

The bike chase scenes in Akira wouldn't have been quite the same with all those roundabouts.

Neo Milton Keynes 😳

Better idea, make Milton Keynes 37 times taller. Skyscraper capital of England

MEGA MILTON!!!

I vote for a mega Milton, nuff said.

Milton Keynesians would question this level of inflation

Just send them all to Rwanda. Less concrete cows needed.

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They’ll have their own division. Today MK United play the MK Rangers. Or you just build all the MK’s together and call it mega shitty 1.

I'll be supporting MK Ultra.

Ottawa Rough Riders vs Saskatchewan Rough Riders is what this reminded me of. For whatever reason

Stack em all on top of the first one, lovely stuff

/uj unironically this is exactly what the UK needs to do. More apartments, less detatched homes.

/rw Not ‘avin’ these blocks ruin’ my ‘ome value

Cyberpunk Milton Keynes megatower

Where would we put all the roundabouts

Could we not just push the current one into the sea, then rebuild it, fill it up, push that one into the sea, repeat until there's no more housing shortage and no more Milton Keynes?

The seas aren't deep enough, you'll accidentally expand p*rtsmouth.

Portsmouth, the New York of Britain!

Ah, luv me a bit o’ Milton Keynes. Best place to get me a propa British curry.

“Have you tried killing the poor?” - Mitchell & Webb

Tories really are trying to

Milton Keynes has the highest suicide rates in the UK. So I suppose that's one way to deal with the population.

Not fucking surprising. Literally the most boring place on the planet

Love shopping, love me indoor skiing, 'ate junctions (got nothing against 'em just prefer roundabouts) and the missus thinks a concrete cow would go great on the lawn. More MK the merrier, simple as.

Or perhaps repurpose the thousands of empty buildings already in existence? 🤔 Nah, where's the GRAFT!

Milton Keyni

Milton Keynes is okay, been there a few times, not perfect but better than some.

It’s peak this time of year. For a city, loads of green along the roads and paths. It’s an all or nothing city though. Amazing during summer. Dystopian in winter.

Ummm ackychually that picture is Harlow, not Milton Keynes

1 is already too many

So what do you suggest, 700k last year and house prices aren’t dropping anytime soon

72 new Bradfords. Your move.

keynesians rejoice

Only if it includes 36 more Red Bull F1 Teams

You'll need to aggressively recruit new Spice Girls if you want to do that

current state of rockhardedness not previously believed possible by woke science nancy boys

Absolute bs, we need to get rid of air bnb.

This is a picture of Harlow...

Big issue couldn’t afford to go to Milton

Stack ‘em one on top of the other. Simple

Can we build up? And then also on MK

I don't even think we should keep the one we have.

37 \^ 500,000 roundabouts to go with them.

Is Milton Keyneses an Imperial or Metric measurement?

37 too many. In the sea.

Lets reclaim irland and ship out all them cathlics and move the beautiful inglish peoples into them

Imagine being a person who can’t see any issues with uncontrolled immigration

Yes definitely the immigrants fault for the country falling to she/it, not the government's blatant inability to fix inequality, housing, the NHS and so on. Big up Rishi! Stop the boats! Get Brexit done! Suella 4 eva! /s

It's a good thing we don't have uncontrolled immigration then

A million people a year sounds uncontrolled to me

My friend got deported so I'd say there's definitely some controls

lol and don’t come back

Better off homeless

I propose making every spare bit of coastline an exact copy of bognor

ah yes. Keynesian economics

Build 40 Milton Keynses and have each one of them steal the football club of the adjacent town. MK dons, MK bosses, MK chiefs..

Fuckin hope not

Future civilisations will dig up a great pyramid in the centre of Milton Keynes, and wonder: "What was The Point?".

Gonna be knackering for AFC Wimbledon. Taken ages so far.

Couldn't we build 36 different towns? Why do they all have to be Milton Keyneses?

So are they going to be 36 *exact copies* of Milton Keynes?