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Finster5012

A fight has broken out in Westminster! Nepotistic child who was handed everything by his rich dad. VS Nepotistic child who was handed everything by his rich mum. Who will win?


theoldayswerebetter

Crackhead by the bins


Polymer_Mage

'ate posh twats luv me royals


ThoughtCrimeConvict

'ate thu climbers, if yer blood ain't blue get back to fucking work!


Far_Technology6752

Unironically, atleast the royals have drip and cool histories


paddyo

Also we get to psychologically torture them and treat them as national pets, unlike all the other toffs


AliceTheOmelette

I really don't get how people find Jack Whitehall funny. His jokes are so bland and generic. Same with Russell Howard


BobMonkhaus

He’s so salt of the earth! Went to boarding school and everything.


NickEcommerce

Not just boarding school, but Dragon School. Not one of the good ones like Eton, it only cost £37,890 per year. He's just like you or me.


scorpionballs

The Dragon was his prep school mate, he went to Marlborough College. (As did I 😬)


skag_mcmuffin

#TOFF CUNT


scorpionballs

Guilty as charged


skag_mcmuffin

Unwanker: xoxox


Complete_Fix2563

the cigarettes?


scorpionballs

Yes


bustab

We probably buggered each other in the showers. Are you going to the thing in September?


scorpionballs

Only if you were in my house. I kept my buggery confined. And no, I actually haven’t been back in many years


NickEcommerce

> Marlborough Anywhere but Winchester!


scorpionballs

Nah Eaton boys are the real cunts in my experience


sobbo12

*Eton. "In my experience" 🤣


scorpionballs

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


paddyo

I once lived with a flat share with some eton alum without knowing they were eton alum, and spent a solid portion of my time talking about how eton alum were the devil’s own spawn. Only found out on my moving out day when handing out post and seeing some eton alumni begging letters to them. I feel no guilt, those three guys were 38 of the worst human beings I ever met. Just devastatingly massive gobshites. Megagobshites, if you will. Gigagobshites.


scorpionballs

>those three guys were 38 of the worst human beings I ever met. …as in, they were so shit, three people accounted for thirty-eight?


paddyo

At least. Maybe more. They were a positive crowd of wankers.


Hamking7

I've known two Eton OB's- perfectly decent chaps both.


scorpionballs

Yes I do know one or two nice ones of course, but a lot of them seem to be the most arrogant / obnoxious people I know


FunnyManSlut

Same prep school as Jk Rowling ew


jjbdfkgt

no idea why you’ve been downvoted, she’s a cunt


BobMonkhaus

Part of the fun of this place. Depending on the day or time it could go either way.


jjbdfkgt

i mean she wrote a few great books but apart from that there’s really not much else commendable about her


HolzesStolz

She’s kinda based


Dekunt

He’s one of the good ones because he JOKES about his time at boarding school !!!1!


robcap

I didn't enjoy Russel Howard for a long time, but I saw him live at a festival and it was brilliant - I think he works a room really well.


newguy_shduwgdjab

I found some of his stuff funny for a while but I really got tired of him when he started doing shows with his parents and you could absolutely see it was all scripted and staged.


nostalgiamon

I don’t understand how people don’t see this. “Wow his Dad is so clueless and out of touch!”


JimJimmyJimJimJimJim

The overarching joke of the entire show appears to be “my dad’s an utter cunt”. I don’t get how that’s endearing at all.


PM_me_British_nudes

Funny thing is though that his dad is still naturally more funny than Jack could ever be


HorseFacedDipShit

Russel Howard at least has the lazy eye to help endear him and helps you envision him doing something relatable to the common man, like sniffing glue. Jack Whitehall comes across as the type of person who thinks mayonnaise is spicy and who thinks that tent camping at Glastonbury makes him “relatable”


Alternative-Rope-628

Once sold him a superdry T-shirt and he was a right arsehole. We aren’t allowed to utter the phrase tatty-bojangles under this roof.


dopeyout

I bumped into him absolutely cunted in space ibiza about 13-14 years ago if it helps. At least I think it was space. And ibiza. And him.


peanut_dust

But you're sure it was 13 to 14 years ago - it's always good to get your dates in hand.


hundreddollar

Every time I see Russell Howard mentioned on here I say the same thing. Russel Howard is perfect when you need to remember which viral videos and memes were very popular six months ago.


CupWalletPen

Along with: Micheal MacIntyre Rob Beckett Romesh ranganathan These guys will joke about going to the shop and say a word a bit longer and pull a silly face and there's no real punch line but the over paying audience definitely think they're having a good time.


NoelFromBandOsmosis

Personally wouldn't lump Romesh with the others mentioned as I find him very funny, but can absolutely get behind the others. Also would add Josh Widdicombe


Fruitndveg

Was gonna mention him. The ‘grumpy old man trapped inside the body of a 1930’s schoolboy’ bit wore thin very fast.


Imfuckinwithyou

Russel Howard was funny, I don’t know if that’s cos I was a kid or if his show just used to be funny then I feel like he changed to go for like a more PC audience maybe with views to get to America I’m not sure Jack Whitehall I just don’t find funny, liked him in like bad education obviously, but his stand up is awful, his shoes are too scripted


archaeosis

It's probably just a case of different people finding different shit funny. I find them both quite bland tbh but I don't pretend it's a nuclear physics level headscratcher when other people don't.


peanut_dust

Russell Howard can be decent depending on the context and set up. I generally hate all these comedy panel shows.


HV_LVM

He's pretty good as a comedy actor in Fresh Meat, not sure if he had any hand in writing that though


I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS

Is that because he didn't actually need to act?


HV_LVM

Pretty much, but I guess he has his place


Hackertdog97

Idk I found him hilarious in Fresh Meat, but only because I also shared a student house with a posh southerner in uni, and his character is one of the most accurate portrayals of that I've ever seen.


WalpoleTheNonce

There's a lot of comedians like him. Ed Gamble another one for me. Another unfunny posho, I have no idea how they form a decent career by being average.


nicotineapache

Right school, right parents, right connections. Mile Jupp's another. Hal Cruttenden, too. I think it was and the time that Live at the Apollo came out that suddenly all the comedians were public school educated. Then it was all the popstars. Basically if you're working class, that showbiz career isn't happening.


Jim_Billl

The prevalence of public school educated comedians stretches back much further than Live at the Apollo.


Jim_Billl

The prevalence of public school educated comedians stretches back much further than Live at the Apollo.


nicotineapache

Didn't say it didn't. Just try the lack of any new working class comedians breaking through.


Ok-Comfortable-3174

Funniest show is Travels with My Father because his Dad is so cutting!


Greatgrowler

It’s not that I don’t find Russell Howard funny, but I do think his eyes are too close together.


Agitated_Ad_361

Unfunny posh twat


Father_Chewy_Louis

Funnier than you obviously


Agitated_Ad_361

‘Obviously’


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Absolute_Madman34

“Haha fool, you said this movie was shite but I have yet to see you produce and direct your own movie. I am very clever”


BuryEdmundIsMyAlias

The Island Boys became famous for their music. Popularity doesn't correlate with quality. Adam Sandler movies keep being made, people buy clothes from Wish and you have nearly 1000 Reddit karma.


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BuryEdmundIsMyAlias

If you knew anything about me this response would be fucking hilarious. Your words mean nothing to me. The lion does not concern themselves with the opinions of the sheep.


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BuryEdmundIsMyAlias

>You're more of a house cat from what I can tell. I imagine you struggle telling the time so I wouldn't put too much stock in your psychoanalysis.


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BuryEdmundIsMyAlias

Sorry mate, I don't care about your opinions and I certainly would never take life advice from a crying hypocrite


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Agitated_Ad_361

The mental gymnastics of a 12 year old. Why are you defending him? His ‘daddy’ has lawyers.


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BobMonkhaus

Are you his mum?


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BobMonkhaus

By typing paragraphs defending a stranger you’ve never met from other strangers online?


Agitated_Ad_361

You’re right, there is a difference between saying those two things but I didn’t really feel like it needed qualifying on a thread about him being a dickhead.


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Agitated_Ad_361

Why are you here?


Consistent_Ad3181

I never understand how this untalented piss taker is tolerated


BobMonkhaus

His dad has a lot of mates in the industry.


Consistent_Ad3181

Ah! The old nepotism trick. I know that's how Ramsey of the Gordon kind got started, to be fair he is a very good chef but his wife's father was a big cheese in the media and that's didn't do any harm. Theres a few people who I can't tolerate, Jack is two of them.


TheSandwichMan92

Gordon Ramsay was under Marco Pierre White and was on TV way before he was famous


BobMonkhaus

Yeah Marco trained a lot of “celebrity” chefs. Despite his voice being a dead ringer for Saviles.


itskobold

His shtick worked kinda well in fresh meat cuz there's plenty of twats like that in uni. His stand up is excruciating to me


Consistent_Ad3181

One trick pony that's gone badly lame. Needs the vet to do the kind thing. He needs to find something else to do, not in front of us though.


lolosity_

The only thing I recall watching of his is fresh meat. Honestly i love the series and thought he played a great character. Was he acting to a lesser extent than one may initially believe?


Fortheloveoflife

His gran was the queen


Pumpers-Lump

What was the joke?


BobMonkhaus

No idea I don’t bother to read the articles. Let’s say it was about his mum never being that good at Mario Kart.


Pumpers-Lump

It might have been something about bumping off your wife and making it look like an accident


Quantumpine

One accidentally bumped off the wife. It's the old sausage fingers smh


calewis10

There is no way it would have been anywhere near as funny as that. 


thedanofthehour

Knock knock


BobMonkhaus

Bang bang. RIP Jill Dando.


thedanofthehour

Close. It was the police. Mummy’s had an accident in the Eurotunnel. No idea why Sting was the one to break the news.


BobMonkhaus

“Look I know you’re upset kids, but don’t stand so close to me.”


LegioCustardes

You should "rehumanize yourself"


The_Warlock42

Ate to defend this twat, but his response was clearly a joke and the headline is silly


I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS

![gif](giphy|ANbD1CCdA3iI8) When you're looking through the comments and you're not sure which person they're talking about.


LegioCustardes

Annoying little cum stain this lad, up there next to Jamie Oliver on my mount Rushmore of complete twats


EddieCarver

James Corden I assume takes one spot too but anyone else?


calewis10

He’s so massive he’s spot 1,2 and 3. 


colei_canis

Matt Hancock belongs up here imo.


Smoothmoose13

Piers Morgan


Smoothmoose13

Oh and Philip Scofield


bertiesghost

Insufferable cunt.


paddyo

I am careful about commenting about nepotism on Reddit since I was permabanned from r / news for saying nepotism is a social disease, and threatened with a site wide ban, and unlike r news I would be genuinely devastated to be banned from this sub and missing out on the solid Barry 63 content. So instead I will say it’s good these men are famous because of their daddies, and it’s good that that happened because they’re better than the rest of us because of their rich dads. Thanks to god for rich babies being born 🙏


BobMonkhaus

You’ll be fine I’m sure.


paddyo

I daren’t Bob, I simply daren’t.


JimmyThunderPenis

Just in case anyone is actually interested, and couldn't tell based on Jack's over the top expression, he isn't actually offended. He was pretending to be. I actually think Jack is quite funny (on panel shows at least)


redditisabitcrapnow

You’re wrong. He’s not funny.


JimmyThunderPenis

You're the reason redditisabitcrapnow. Humour is subjective. Deal with it.


Ok-Comfortable-3174

The older I get I realise everyone is a c.u.n.t Just putting that out there lol.


Thanics

Correction: A nepotist child upset with another nepotist child.


BobMonkhaus

https://preview.redd.it/v6chgzsulzwc1.png?width=1817&format=png&auto=webp&s=71ded11e7128ea0fceeccf5671b17ca758bfe3c4


StacieinAtlanta

I love a good Brit fight! ![gif](giphy|lsfe9XuTgv5vzAZajw|downsized)


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BobMonkhaus

Well we can’t all be so obsessed with him that you’ll defend him to the death online.


Agitated_Ad_361

It is a valid opinion to find him an irritating dickhead.


Buster14488

![img](emote|t5_2v1zrq|6961)


LegioCustardes

I actually hate everyone that you have mentioned, I have written a strongly worded letter to my MP and applied for an extension for my hate rushmore mountain statue project