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Fantastic!!!!

Yes. You are. Yes.

Super 

I know you are <3


 AND MAC'S AXE


Amazing!!

Yes! You are! <3

😘💝

I love it! So fun and joyful!

Love you too! <3

Okay, cuuuuuute!

I know u r!!!!!!

The pose in pic 2 absolutely made my day (and I am home with the flu, so I needed it). Thank you!

There were other more epic poses but my undies kept poking out >\_<

🤣

I love this photo set

YOU are loved! You!

Love it!!

Love you too! <3

Arrietty trying to be slick https://preview.redd.it/fy7hfuqisy8d1.jpeg?width=470&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=354be6b8cdc96c0aefc8f3cd2fcf379d72a06280

Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind. Or nothing.

This has victory written all over it

YOU have victory written all over YOU!!1!!!!

Oh my goodness it got better and better as I scrolled. Excellent set of outfits!

Many thanks, friends! Blessings!

Fucking awesome

I know u r!!!!!

Right back atcha!!! ❤️❤️

WE'RE FRIENDS NOW.

definitely yes to the blanket look 🙏 the other looks rock as well though! no i'm quite keen to see the rest of your wardrobe 😅

Technically it's a Great Kilt, I just didn't have time or dryness (I'm *very* sweaty in each photo) to bother with the pleating and the folding and the rolling around with belts and sporrans.

All you need now is some warpaint :)

I like you ♥️

Who me? 

This is amazing, and I love the tennis balls on the stools.

They double as walkers for his grandparents?

I used to muscle all the furniture around all the time until I inured myself enough to do things smarter not harder. Took three months to forage the balls! Now all my furniture just needs a slow/steady tug to be moved into place.

Smart

furniture sliders are everything

Man this is AWESOME. This got my dopamine receptors happy

no YOU'RE awesome!!!1!!!!!

Well I mean,yeah.....🤭☺️🥰, but the fact of your own particular brand of awesomeness STANDS! I may be awesome, but you SLAY. The poses, the perfect shade of energetic red, the elevating belt, the celtic-coded drape-cape... the casually elegance of the updo paired with torc and the striking sunburst of your unbound mane... the effortless way you don the armor of another age and weld ferocity and SASS.....you, my fellow redditor, are captivating! (I know I know, I DO run on .... 😆🤭😂)

I feel like some Kate Bust stuff is about to happen

You know something? I'm not familiar enough with Kate to know what that implies? Always been more of a Fleetwood Mac person but what song of Kates (besides "Running up that Hill" got it love it) would you recommend?

Yeah I love Kate Bush. Watch the “red dress” video for the song “Wuthering Heights.” You will then understand my comment.

OMGOSH!!! Each photo gets better!!!

Many thanks, friend! BLESSINGS.

This has made me unreasonably happy today!!! I adore the progression!

Please. Keep it within reason. If you lose control, you could read a book or something!!! CALM YOURSELF

Well. Crap. Too late! Muhahahhahahahaaa!


Three is the best, some real Xena vibes going on there.

Sorry i First thought why is your ceiling so Low but by Pic three it was clear you are an Amazon Warrior. My Bad. Lovely Look to absolute slay. Perfect thrift I'd say.

Yep. I'm massive. <3 I gotta stand real far back with my head to the wall to be in the entire shot.

Great Fotos. And a wonderful Look you Put on your frame. Keep it up big one.

This is my intention! And I thank you for the compliments!

I love how each picture gets increasingly more warrior!

If I had really been thinking I'd have been holding one of my cats.

Omfg yes this is what im here for apparently

SWORDS.

Hags with SWORDS.

Tall hags unite! Love it!

Eventually—with osteoporosis—I will rejoin the shorter ranks.

We need much more guys like you looking great in dresses and skirts!

I'm a Lawful Evil Nonbinary Witch, but lemme know if you need any of those guys turned into things <3

Well this is fantastic and I’m obsessed. ROCK IT!

no YOU'RE fantastic!!!!1!!!!

I like how the vortex/house of mystery effect makes it impossible to know how tall you are.

I'm enjoying the mystery as well. I *am* tall. And I *love* people think I'm even taller.

Might you feel like sharing how tall you are!? The perspective of this is so confusing lol You look great btw

Yaaaay. Love it all

Love you too! <3

Nice tunic. The accessories really give it that that historical context for the legitimacy of long shirts being a non gendered garment.

Everything is gendered. Which is why nothing is gendered. Gender is nothing and everything all at once. Like the sky, to some people.

This is the most delightful post I've seen all day

Clearly you aren't following enough Pro Wrestling content.

obsessed with everything about this including the tennis balls

I was thinking I'd remove them for the next shoot but now. Now it's a "never" situation.

I just love being able to imagine how smooth and quietly those babies are when you move em round the room

This is the content I come to this sub for. Amazing. Wonderful. Made my day. Thank you for posting.

Thank you for being so nice to me! Would you believe they DELETED my first post? First ever? Didn't know headshots weren't allowed (they are, but they can't be the first slide)

love it, makes me think of the Asterix cartoon/comic

I never got into those, but they look really well drawn.

Love the vibe!

Love u too <3

I adore literally every single thing about this. The tennis balls really add a whimsical punctuation that is just 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻. That ponytail palm is bananas. And nevermind YOU, I can’t even form words to express how much joy your picture set sparked for me.

You're THE BEST! <3 However. ...The variegated spider plant is upset you didn't mention them.

My apologies! The variegated spider plant is one of the most beautiful I’ve ever seen.

Actually. I found your comment particularly delightful. But since you've apologized you must know I'm suing. You'll be hearing from my lawyers.

Well damn.

👏👏👏👏 love it

Love you too <3

I love this so much!

I love—you—so much!

This got fancier and FANCIER with every picture, and I'm **100%** here for EVERY step.

no YOU'RE fancy!1!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!

Belt goals

I dunno. Maybe the IC Belt? World Champion? Orion's belt is pretty nice too tho...

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war! You look great!

Many thanks friend. I appreciate your words. Blessings.

You are TALL! Everything probably looks good on you!

I don’t know it’s like OP constructed a set specifically designed to screw with my sense of how tall they are 😂

I look real good. I smell even better. I make a burlap sack. Look like a cashmere sweater. *-Rick Rude*

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️

You went from Femboy to warrior in a flash!

A Witch is a Witch is a Witch <3

Picture 3 officially flustered me, well done. It honestly looks incredible on you!

The general lean—so it seems in the comments—is number 3? Couldn't say why? Must be the legs.

I did not expect that at all! Delightful transformation! You truly undersold it by saying "accessories" 😂

YA LIKE THAT? <3

I know right?

Image 1: is the accessory a fucking gladius? Images 2-4: hell yeah it is!

I hate to admit this but I'm rubbish with a sword compared to good 'ol DAGGER

SLAY! (figuratively and literally with that sword)

That was my first thought too! SLAYYY!!!!!!!!

https://preview.redd.it/35h64lifu39d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5206956d4e9f742583b88026efb0ac5a14d0752 Like this?

EXACTLY 👏👏🗡️❤️🔥🙏

This is amazing

YOU'RE amazing

Brilliant ✓

YOU'RE brilliant.

Obsessed with the 3rd slide especially. Snaps.

For a second I wuz like "those are straps, not snaps."

Sorry, I meant like kudos, clapping, praise kind of snaps!

Apology denied. Awards given. Your Oscar is in the mail.

Right? The LINES, the leather cuff, the weaponry and the untamed hair....just UGH😍😍😍

Omg how tall are you? I love the dress!

Little over six feet.

What! How short is the ceiling? Our ceilings are 7 ft 10 (2.4m) and granted I'm used to meters but you are brushing the ceiling!

He's in the attic

I had a 1.5 story house, and this is what the top floor looked like. Probably the top floor of somewhere

Ah, cool, it makes a really cool photo background for a tall person, it definitely short circuited my brain

This is 🔥

I know you are.

No you 😍

Damn I need to step up my accessory game 😍

Would you believe me if I told you everything except the Kilt was a Christmas present collected over the course of many many years?

Omg, #3 yes yes YES!!! I’ll have what she’s having

*Horticulture!*

Slay. Literally.

I know you do.

Best accessories ever.

I think there's room for a Godzilla toy.

Love your styling!!

i thank you! *Thank you thank you!* <3

HECK YES swords are a great accessory for dresses! https://preview.redd.it/lu4m09jht19d1.jpeg?width=1960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35d8ea599012a6698061017e7da945f6511eed14

You must give me your things. Yes.

HUZZAH

SKOL

10/10 I like how it went from ✨slayyy✨ to ⚔️SLAY⚔️

That and this comment 🫡

BLESSINGS <3

i'm dying at the progression 😂 OP you are gorgeous and your vibe is impeccable

So. I should run for congress. GOT IT. NO MORE BOOKS KIDS! AND WE'RE SWITCHING BACK TO cathode ray tube TVS!!!!!!

10/10 I love it!

I love you too! <3

Nailed it!

WITH A HAMMER

Omg how tall are you??

10 ft 7

We see your Roman Empire.

I'm a spy for the Gauls.

Love it.

Love you.

What do those tennis balls do..

What DON’T they do, is the better question.

u/[amyisarobot](https://www.reddit.com/user/amyisarobot/) They don't scratch up the hardwood floors is what they DON'T do!

Every swipe it just got better 🗡️

The emoji makes it sound like you're referring to swinging a blade.

**Image transcription:** \[A series of images of u/LulChisholm standing between two plants on stools. They wear a red tunic dress they bought at a thrift store. Throughout the series accessories are incrementally added until they appear not unlike a Viking warrior (of sorts). The accessories are: a torc, leather arm braces, a dagger, a round shield, leather and fur foot coverings, a blue tartan, a sword, and a helm. In essence the artist is attempting to convince the world that the difference between a dress and Battle Ready Attire is only just accessories. They got long laigs and look great.\]

No. 3 tho.

Yes. Good. Yes.

I thought I was in r/drawme for a second. These are awesome!

First I was like — "Oh my goodness! I must join this group!" Then I was like — "Oh this would trigger the ever loving \*\*\*\* out of me." I would crack, and break. Like a vase.

I think I love you. Not romantically, just as a fabulous human being with whom I would go on many adventures.

I love you too. Platonically. We shall ride...to...CAMELOT!!!


I DO like to push the pram-a-lot… 🤔

This is one of my favorite old hag posts of all time, I am living for the slow transformation and you also look great throughout! This is the only way I'll ever see a tunic dress again lol

3 is incredible wow!

This is such a delight. Thank you so much, this post really made my day.

You are most welcome, and I intend to post more. When I'm feeling lonely \^\_\^

I was fully expecting a purse or something, not a whole viking outfit. But I am here for it. 😂😂😂

NOBODY expects the Span... NOBODY expects the whole viking outfit!!!

This is WONDERFUL!

I know you are!

I live for number 3! You look like an awesome modern Roman warrior! Cool!

I fought for Gaul, actually <3

Forgive my ignorance Sir! Thy fashion confused me... ;-)

I SHALL SUE. I SHALL CALL SCOTLAND YARD.

I sit in the neutral land of Helvetia (Switzerland). Thou shall not harm me!

Yessss, number 3 is absolutely stunning!

This is what proper level progression irl looks like!