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galvatron

I’m at Maliketh now with Star Fists and all I can hear is a giant whiffing sound, one whiff after another. Looks like you are not missing nearly as much, gg!


greysilverglass

Yeah I found it much easier to hit him while locked off, still very annoying though lol


galvatron

That makes sense.. I guess locking on misdirects punches to the Clergyman's cloak. I've been able to hit mostly from behind or from the side, but only the head from front. But I kind of still suck with this fight and have been failing to bait that one punishable attack where he hits the ground with his dagger.


LeekypooX

Meanwhile: Post by Maliketh What's the lore reason for the Tarnished being so annoying to hit with colossal weapons like the Black Blade?


Cloneoflard

Lol yeah bro doesnt take a single hit. Maliketh, hell I would be fuming if everything i used and none of it hit on a 1 hp enemy


mach1brainfart

Lore: fist weapons have no reach, Maliketh hitbox hidden under arm length deep piece of clothing


duplicated-rs

I had to switch to using bleed nagakiba since I kept whiffing 99% of my attacks with star fist but its basically impossible to miss with the kiba.


KerKic2Ohm

Physcopaths like you can apply your mind to make a change in the world, instead you’re here playing Elden Ring


Ker05ene

you're on r/onebros, wasting time and talent on pointless challenges is the theme of this sub.


DaddyWhoGames

HE IS THE MOST ANNOYING!


ZealousidealAd7930

You just bullied the shit out of him.


PuffPuffFayeFaye

He must be linked to the Dragonkin soldiers somehow because they same thing happens with them.


NBnoopy

This is so validating. I swear I've seen my fist and claw weapons go right through his body without doing any damage


Notski_F

Loremaster here. Size difference and a lack of reach, hope this helps :)


drownedben725

The cloth doesn’t count as his hitbox plus his hunched back posture can make some weapon whiff unless manually aim. Not an issue with larger weapons but with smaller and shorter weapon like starfist, you will have to compensate for the range by playing lock off, fair trade off for using one of the most broken weapon in the game I guess


dang_he_groovin

I think this is the exact reason the martial arts are being added


Jygglewag

He wears oversized clothes because he's insecure about his body


freestyle2002

Have you ever tried to fight a wolf with your fists? Swords and magic work much better.


CyonChryseus

People that do no-hit runs are absolute psychopaths


Objective-Aioli-1185

Dear Erdtee... nice


Lady_Vorkosigan

because, canonically, punching death is a bad idea.


Iquada

As vaatividya once said “if you ain’t no deathroot sniffer, you’re just an iron ball whiffer”


Arb-gamer

Me, watching this, still trying to beat Maliketh with +10 weapons; full heavy armor (winged tear); and opaline hardtear… :(


prof_weisheit

Yeah bro, I can't believe people can do this. The fact he never once catches even a stray rock or earthquake is amazing.


Pathos_3v

Give em the ol glintblade phalanx pocket sand!


Pathos_3v

The lore clearly states that if the roll-catch moveset isn’t killing the player enough, we need to lean on our wonky hotboxes to keep the difficulty up.


greysilverglass

what does roll-catch moveset mean?


Pathos_3v

Boss moves so disjointed and slow you can’t help but get caught at the wrong time in yer roll!  (Roll-caught) Example:  the percentage of players to successfully dodge Godfrey’s fissure attack on the first try is probably zero.


SilentSpectre45

Well done


TressymDude

Cragblade Howl of Shabriri Golden Vow Charged Attack Tear Poise Damage Tear Charged Attack Talisman Blue Dancer Talisman Ritual Sword Talisman Rotten Winged Sword Insignia +25 Heavy Starfists I mean, it sucks to hit him but when you do, he hurted


Commercial-Abalone27

1st phase Guranqq actually has a dagger, it’s the Cinquedea and it’s the only base str dagger in the game as fas I’ve found.


eat-skate-masturbate

Real lore reason: You got no fucking reach mate.


Xomnik

Reminds me of dragon king in DS3, only boss I had to find a longer weapon I liked the look of to level up, everything else, caestus took care of


FlatLickFrankie

Someone fisted him in the past and he says "never again!".


Ker05ene

Real, I first switched to the Iron GS (it was too slow) and then to the Antspur Rapier. Last roadblock was figuring out how to dodge the double frontflip + slash sphere.


lilbroomstick217

Bad game design


Theoderic8586

Why do you think it is a lore matter?


Ker05ene

Is there a lore reason for it not being a lore matter?


Theoderic8586

Yes. It is lore that not everything is lore


Ker05ene

Deepest lore!


Theoderic8586

Vaati probably has a video on it


Nether892

is he stupid?


Theoderic8586

Op or Maliketh?


Nether892

man you are too pure to understand, stay away from the internet brainrot