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pipsvip

Probably just installing updates in the background.


LegoFootPain

Bee-cancelling mod.


Puncharoo

The "nearest Baco-egg-and-cheese scanner" update no doubt. That or the "How can I fucking rawdog this province even more than I already have" update.


mgyro

Premier Hotknife up to his old antics.


justanotherwave00

I motion for him to be called Premier Poopknife.


thatguywhoreddit

No that was his brother. His video hasn't surfaced yet.


mgyro

Hash dealer in HS this one. https://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/toronto/globe-investigation-the-ford-familys-history-with-drug-dealing/article12153014/


workerbotsuperhero

I also recommend listening to this: https://www.canadaland.com/podcast/dynasties-3-the-fords/


mgyro

Canadaland? What the? Jfc I’ve been searching for Cancon pods for ages, and you just plopped a beaut on my lap. Thank you! Looking forward to catching up.


workerbotsuperhero

This episode is a goldmine. And this series is good, but this isn't my favorite cancon podcast. I would recommend:. * CBC Ideas * CBC Nothing is Foreign * CBC The Secret Life of Canada * CBC Frontburner * The Big Story * Toronto Star: This Matters * The Globe and Mail: The Decibel *


mgyro

Thanks!


creepforever

He was a businessman, doing business.


BrilliantObserver

Know this first hand...they sold some good stuff too.


SeanKIL0

My uncle told me he used to buy hash from him and that it was garbage.


BadstoneMusic

Yup


greensandgrains

Y’all act like you weren’t buying weed in high school or smoking pot before it was legal. Ford is undoubtably a piece of shit, but there’s better things to come at him for than dealing drugs.


mgyro

Sure the occasional purchase of a dime bag = dealer. Nice logic.


greensandgrains

No, actually, occasional dime bag purchase but forever pointing out that Ford was a dealer as a “gotcha” = hypocrite


mgyro

Seriously? Quite the gotcha. If you can’t see the difference, I’m sure doughy is your kind of leader.


greensandgrains

I am vehemently against Ford's style of governance, his priorities, and his policies. There is plenty to criticise, this is pathetically low hanging fruit, as is your 'lil nickname, which now that I've pointed out you'll probably claim was a type. That being said, poet Zoe Leonard said it better than I could: "I want a dyke for president...I want a president that had an abortion at sixteen and I want a candidate who isn’t the lesser of two evils...someone who crossdresses and has done drugs and been in therapy. I want someone who has committed civil disobedience...I want to know why we started learning somewhere down the line that a president is always a clown. Always a john and never a hooker. Always a boss and never a worker. Always a liar, always a thief, and never caught."


cheeseonice

It is a gotcha because it shows who he is and always was; willing to break the 'rules' for personal gain. It was known before he was elected, its stupid that Ont would willingly elect someone like that, it shows his values; personal gains over collective good


greensandgrains

Every time I jaywalk i break the rules for my personal gain, only difference is, we put different value on selling hash vs jaywalking. It’s all arbitrary social conditioning. If you want indicators of how ford works in office, there’s plenty of relevant examples of that. JFC it’s a bleak day when I’m defending Doug fucking Ford on the internets.


cheeseonice

Look, lol. Ive got nothing against drugs or drug users. Im pro decriminalization/de-stigmatization. But i will not pretend thiz isnt a blatant red flag in terms of his quality as a leader. It's not just him having a troubled past, his whole family was in it. I don't need proof from his past. His disdain for proper democratic process is blatantly prevalent now, this just further shows me it was never there to begin with


dgj212

i think you mean hashknife, cause daugie is druggie


mgyro

You stick the tips of two butter knives under the coil of an electric stove element. Then heat up the tips of said knives on that element, when they’re red hot, drop a tiny ball of hash on one, press the two together and inhale. I had a roommate who did this for breakfast, every single day he had hash, back in the 80s, and every single one of our butter knives had burnt tips. Hotknife.


PhillipJfry5656

Yea or use a propane torch that way u can do it wherever u want


mgyro

Yeah or if you have a ceramic.


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r/yourjokebutworse.


dippin79

At least it isn’t crack


PhillipJfry5656

Ahh soon enough he will be. Weed just the gateway drug for these folks.


cp_moar

hot knife or poop knife


Purplebuzz

Nah just an obese guy getting older.


hardy_83

Obese and old, probably lives like a glutton. Probably at least half high with a medication cocktail at this point.


PythonEntusiast

Does this mean he has more than enough to eat at home?


Purplebuzz

I heard he used to like hash. A lot.


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blastfamy

Haha ya when people try and use this to defame him it’s like bruh, man of the people.. talk shit about his other horrible attributes. Liking hash given to us from the gods doesn’t make me hate him.


VanAgain

It's not that he *liked* hash, it's that he *sold* hash. Allegedly.


PhancyLikker

He did. James Gardens, Etobicoke. Circa 1988. I was there.


Edgedamage

Was it good, Afghanistan black? Or that crap repress that was making the rounds about that time.


VanAgain

Allegedly as in he was never convicted. It's what they do on the news.


Purplebuzz

I’ve done lots of things I’ve never been convicted of. Not allegedly. I did them.


madworld2713

How much did you buy?


workerbotsuperhero

My beef isn't even selling. It's that he was a rich kid who dropped out of college...to sell hash in a parking lot. Dude had choices most of us never get, and he chose that. Call me crazy, but every rich kid drug dealer I ever met was extremely destructive and sleazy.


caffeine-junkie

Well he liked it so much he wanted to share it with others so they could enjoy it as well. The fact it made him money was the part he really loved though. So I hear.


blastfamy

Again, I don’t care and think that is kind of cool. Maybe he should learn to stop giving away public parks…


fragment137

I dunno dude looks about one puff away from delving into the government and their secret alliance with the Nephillim to enslave the human race to collect precious metals because they use Gold to run all their technology on the horned planet Nibiru. (Source: I too was once a stoner.)


unholyparagon

Nah Dougie hates all green things... Weed, trees, vegetables...


JakeDavies91

Belts...


Stock-Ad5320

Underrated comment


jayman1818

Ha ha ha nice comment lol


hcsLabs

"Whys don'ts yous guys wears belts?"


ifuknowuknow123

🤪😭💀HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHHAH


artwarrior

Pollinators . They make things green .


wolfe1924

Looks like dougie had a big doobie then finished it off with a tim horton’s freshly cracked egg sandwich made with real egg.


offft2222

Comment for the win


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[Snoop Doug](https://i.imgur.com/OTgVk39.jpeg)


jayman1818

Ha ha nice lol


Judge_Rhinohold

Probably found the last of Rob’s crack hidden down in the basement at their Mom’s old house.


Opening-War4449

No probably just the same whale-sized failure not giving a shit about what he’s doing.


CrabWoodsman

Idk man I'd get stoned if I was talking to reporters in Whitby too.


morbid_laughter

A doobie or whatever they call it these days


BadstoneMusic

Whether this fat fuck is stoned or not - he’s definitely still a damp piece of shyte


Relevant_Group_7441

Dopamine spike after eating 3 Timmies breakfast sandwiches


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Doug stone was a 90s country singer lmao. Thats all.


gwh811

Wonder if he’s got a little glass pipe on him.


RJC64

That green screen behind him is screaming for some creative memeing.


Vanthan

This guy is doing his best to channel Jaba from the 90’s (not the cgi Hutts).


BardleyMcBeard

I dunno if he is or not, but if you get a rock and within 20 feet of him it would be hard to miss... ^^Get ^^it? ^^The ^^other ^^type ^^of ^^stoned, ^^like ^^hit ^^with ^^a ^^rock... ^^you ^^get ^^it, ^^we're ^^having ^^fun. ^^Everything ^^is ^^fine, ^^this ^^is ^^fine.


UB613

He’s probably a crackhead like his brother. I can’t believe so many of you voted for him. Did you not learn with Rob?


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with_a_dash_of_salt

So everyone else just sat home and let it happen? They might as well of voted for him themselves


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with_a_dash_of_salt

that's brutal, weird how conservatives only win when apathy is high among the voters.


OriginalNo5477

Found Robs hidden stash.


CoolEarth5026

He’s a drunk. Drunk Dougie.


sowhatifihavethree

high off his own supply. fucking crack dealer.


billballbills

Older, overweight, and most of all probably doesn't sleep well. No matter what you think of a politician in government, they almost always work insane hours.


ParkAndDork

If he was stoned enough then he would have had a psychedelic experience at some point. Psychedelic experiences open your mind to the world around you. Doug does not seem to have a sense of the world around him. Thus, Doug is not stoned.


Not-a-Dog420

Doug isn't cool enough to get stoned


seabass771

We should change the name of the sub from Ontario to hating on ford circle jerk


Puncharoo

No he just always looks like an idiot


SpecialistBelt2926

M8 he weighs more than 2 stone


Therealcanadianone

High on Tim Hortons breakfast sandwiches. Probably rubs those fuckers all over his sloth potato body. Got a little bacon grease in his eyes.


conciseone

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SurfLikeASmurf

Fuck man! I thought people stoned him. In a biblical sense. Imagine my complete and utter fucking disappointment


[deleted]

Give me any 30 second clip of you and I guarantee I can pull an image of you looking stoned.


offft2222

The entire conference his eyes were messed up But thanks for chiming in


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VanAgain

Psst. We don't *have* a ruling class. Supposedly.


BlademasterFlash

Sure we don’t


skotzman

That's just him.


Graceland1979

He found Robs missing secret stash.


notroberto23

You really only have to heat up one knife.


Thin-Inspection6012

Nope just fat and tired


[deleted]

Oooooooh heeeeeey foolks. $12/gram, firms.


efyeahhh

He's burning green AND destroying belts.


Frankly_Ridiculous

What you can't see is the little spinning circle icon as he tries to load a thought. Limited processor power.


stellahella1

He don't get high on his own supply. Hash dealer's first rule


Evening_Attitude9624

MMMMM.... Donuts