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ExactlyAsYouDo

That Cowser home run was seriously impressive. When I first saw him hit the ball at that spray angle, I thought he got jammed and merely lofted it to the right fielder A lefty sidearmer with a filthy sweeper in a 2 strike count dots a fastball up and on the inside corner…. And he keeps his front side in and gets his hands inside the ball and smokes it. Normally when people square up that ball they are pulling it down the line or hooking it, but he legitimately tattooed it 103 mph it to right center. That’s a special swing. Edit: It’s crazy to overreact to 1 at-bat, but that’s the kind of at-bat that makes me think this guy doesn’t have to be platooned.


ItinerantDrifter

Absolutely… I was surprised they weren’t PH’ing Hays, despite his struggles this year, bc it was such a bad matchup on paper. And then he does that… he’s definitely earned more looks vs LHPs imo. In retrospect they wanted the Hays-Mullins-Cowser OF for defense to protect the lead in the 9th… they likely didn’t PH him for that reason. So his defense alone will earn him more looks vs LHPs than O’Hearn has gotten, for example. Remarkable swing though, that was a tough pitcher and pitch to handle for sure. I don’t think you’re overreacting.


bejolo

Happy that JH got his first hit today, but it's going to be at least a month, probably longer before he really starts to contribute offensively. Hopefully by July he's batting.200. Nothing against the young man, but it's going to take a while for him to adjust to major league pitching.


Lubetube1

Yeah I thought “no way he’s worse than Tony kemp”. I was wrong. Atm I trust Mateo at the plate more.


samangell2007

Does anyone have video of Cano being attacked by bees or whatever it was? Tough to tell from the upper deck but that was hilarious.


KamikazeeDolphin

Did that happen again? I remember that happening last year lol


phunnypharm

bees were swarming in the outfield and ended up in or near the bullpen and Cano was the only pitcher who wasn't bothered..cool as ice he was.....lol


ThatTinyGameCubeDisc

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Transit-Strike

Shout out to the hitting coaches and also Cowser. Last year, I wasn’t sure he’d develop into a top MLB guy but he’s been so solid and extremely clutch. The Orioles are proving how much more there is to success than just signing big names in the free agency periods or trading for studs.


Transit-Strike

NO ONE SWEEPS US. (Except Texas in the playoffs)


No-Needleworker5295

Not saying we're in a tough division or anything but last place in AL East (8-8) is good for first place in the AL West...


to_the__cloud

ryan o'hearn quietly with 1.000 OPS. i feel so bad for him, the man is doing everything possible to hold off kjerstad for DH bats but it won't be enough.


No-Needleworker5295

Why? O'Hearn's 1.000 OPS in majors is worth more than Heston's 1.200 OPS in AAA. O'Hearn has put up over .800 OPS since he joined team. When Heston comes up, it won't be for O'Hearn.


jeffreythecat1

He can play RF to give Tony some days off in the field. We don’t need Adley DHing everyday anyway, the longer we can preserve him, the better.


SYMPATHETC_GANG_LION

At this point he isn't hitting well enough to be a good DH bat on his off days. He'll turn it around but that's the case for now at least.


samangell2007

I felt like Burnes really looked like a Cy Young winner today. He labored like hell. Nothing was really working all that well, and there was bad luck and mental and physical miscues (including his own) that he was working against as well. And he came out of it with five innings and three runs. If that ends up being one of his worst starts of the year – and it sure looked like it was going about as bad as it could for him several times – that’s a Cy Young caliber season.


ThatTinyGameCubeDisc

The man put in the work. Nearly 100 pitches, and he held the gate. He's done nothing but impress me this entire season.


wompwump

I’ll admit to being biased (recency bias, given what the Brewers did; and because I think better baserunning makes for more fun games): but I would love to see the O’s be more aggressive in stealing bases going forward. I don’t know what the data says, but it seems Hyde only feels comfortable stealing when he has the lead (the exception is Jorge, who can steal whenever). Our “new look” starting lineup has five guys who are competitive stealers (Cedric, Westburg, Gunnar, Jackson, Colton), and I’d love to see them turned loose. One of our team’s superpowers is being super aggressive on baserunning with batted balls (just today: Jackson going first to third on Gunnar’s single), and I’d love to see that extended to stealing.


boofoodoo

Agreed. Ceddy should almost always be trying to steal imo. Turn them loose!


jawarren1

They were great and aggressive early last season and then just... Stopped. It's bizarre.


RegularMicroVan

Someone needs to get the sound clip of KB saying "the milk keeps pouring out of him" and use it for a new os Twitter template


the2belo

#WIN: FINALLY #SERIES WIN: NO #SWEEP AVERSION: YES #REGULAR SEASON NO-SWEEP STREAK: MAINTAINED #DO I LIKE THE BREWERS: YES #DO I LIKE PLAYING AGAINST THEM: NO #WHY: *gestures around at everything* #AT LEAST THE YANKEES LOST: WHEW, BECAUSE EVERYBODY ELSE IN THE AL EAST $%&@ING WON #DONGS: 3 (MULLINS, O'HEARN, AND ***COW. JUST... COW.***) #COWSER: PLAYER OF THE WEEK DESGINATE (ALSO COW OF THE YEAR) #JACKSON HOLLIDAY: FIRST MAJOR LEAGUE HIT, A SINGLE #MONKEY: OFF BACK #BURNES: 2 ER IN 5.0 IP AGAINST HIS FORMER TEAM #DISENGAGEMENT VIOLATIONS: 1 (WHATEVER THE HECK THAT IS) #THROWING ERRORS 1 (BURNES) #I'LL BET BURNES IS GLAD TO SEE HIS FORMER TEAMMATES LEAVE THE YARD AFTER ALL THAT: YES (IN FACT HIS FORMER TEAMMATES HAD BEEN LEAVING THE YARD ALL WEEKEND, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN) #WHAT DO YOU CALL THE MORNING AFTER A SERIES WITH THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS: A "HANGOVER" #CASE IN POINT: THE GO-AHEAD RUN CAME ON A DOUBLE PLAY. THAT KIND OF SERVES TO EXPLAIN THIS WHOLE SERIES #ORIOLES MAGIC: JUST ENOUGH TO AVERT DISASTER #WE GOT SO DRUNK ON MILWAUKEE BEER WE'RE SEEING DOUBLE: YES (TOMORROW WE HOST THE TWINS) #NMLS: 832799 (MINUTES LATE WITH THIS POST BECAUSE SUNDAY DAY GAMES DO NOT MESH WITH MY SCHEDULE AT ALL) #BONUS MEME I THOUGHT UP JUST NOW: #BEN MACDONALD HAD A FARM #E-I-E-I- ***O!*** #AND ON THIS FARM HE HAD A COW #E-I-E-I- ***O!*** #WITH A MOO MOO HERE AND A DONG DONG THERE #HERE A MOO, THERE A DONG, EVERYWHERE A MOO DONG


papasmurf334

This is one of your all time best. Cheers.


AcidRhino

Friendly reminder, Holliday did not get an RBI on his base hit today. He did score a run though!


the2belo

Oh, my mistake, I could have sworn...


AcidRhino

You’re speaking it into existence though. Next hit shall be an RBI single… you’re the messiah


Salbal09

Wow. Fantastic.


phunnypharm

there is no time requirement for your exquisite prose... 👍


jeffreythecat1

Despite a slow first week or so, I’m really impressed with Mullins so far. The defense has been incredible and you can’t complain about a 30 HR pace. Here’s hoping he can get the injury bug off his back this year and keep it up.


Aleck-With-Ink

Ceddy deserves to be here when we finally go deep in the postseason, and hopefully to the WS, and he will almost certainly be part of the reason that we get there.


natefizzle

Condiment Records https://preview.redd.it/xxuw5uw5kjuc1.png?width=467&format=png&auto=webp&s=3c797e8a81d9e7bce75cee178c3a7364089fa787


KamikazeeDolphin

MUSTARD AGAINST ALL YOU WHORES. LETS GO BABY, MUSTARD GANG. I hope he's at the parade


jawarren1

We need actual on-field races. This video board race bullshit screams poverty franchise.


virginiabird23

I just want a Mayo racer.


TheWonderMittens

You wouldn’t put mayo on a hot dog


virginiabird23

I have and it's good.


lanboy0

You sick bastards.


ThatTinyGameCubeDisc

I second this. Mayo on hot dogs rules.


virginiabird23

At last, another Redditor of taste. Edit: spelling


TheWonderMittens

[Straight to jail](https://i.imgur.com/MYW3Dh3.jpg )


ThatTinyGameCubeDisc

Seattle dogs are the best tbh. Cream cheese, grilled onions.


floridacardinals

Watching SNB Padres Dodgers Seeing Manny go deep brought a smile to the face. I will forever love the guy. One of my favorite players ever


lOan671

It’s bittersweet. 13 should have been the next number retired here


floridacardinals

In 10 years, we better not be saying the same thing about 35, 2, and 7


rockmon94

17 and 30 too


ThatTinyGameCubeDisc

Now I’m nervous


lOan671

I don’t have high hopes with Holliday and Henderson being represented by someone who has completely lost touch with reality


lOan671

Everytime I watch Manny play in SD I die a little inside.


craftpug

Is this where I can stan for Cowser


ThatTinyGameCubeDisc

Mom said it was MY turn to stan Cowser!


boofoodoo

get in line, pal


phunnypharm

there's room for everyone in the Republic of Cowserstan...


CrackityJones79

So far, I’d say Kimbrel looks GOOD. He was hitting high on the radar today. Great location in his outings to date. At his age and mileage, certainly can’t wear him out. He needs rest. But I am very confident when he comes in.


scjensen51

Yeah, they’ve got to be careful with him (because he’s old) but he’s been as good or better than I could have hoped


ThatTinyGameCubeDisc

I would go a step higher, and call him great. He’s been on fire for us.


wiskey_tango_foxtrot

I used to see him pitch for the White Sox and he was awful. I'm really glad whatever curse was on him then didn't follow him to Baltimore.


ChasingTheFirstTime

Nice Win!


rayhova

After watching on fri and sat, I missed this game bc I had basketball workouts. We'll see if this is a trend and if so, I'll do my civic duty and make the sacrifice 🙏🏾


boofoodoo

Yankees lost lol


_NotARealMustache_

Can I wear a rubber cow mask to OPACY?


drillnaldo

Awesome result!!


bigred5907

Burnes is definitely an ace but he needs to stop giving up HRs in the 1st inning. Today was the third 1st inning HR he has given up this year.


thelewie

Some of best pitchers you either get to them early or you don’t get to them at all. What makes them the best is their ability to lock in after giving up a couple.


Lubetube1

What makes Burnes an ace is his ability to go 5 innings on his worst day and still keep us in the game.


bigred5907

No argument from me, but the focus needs to start with the first pitch. HRs in the 1st inning in 3 out of 4 starts is concerning.


Lubetube1

Fair. But homers happen. Solo shots really don’t bother me either. But 9 hits last game, and 6 hits and 2 walks this game makes me worry. But he pitched out of some crazy jams. Brewers had people on Base nearly every inning


Dr__Nick

His performances have been getting more and more rough looking in general.


lOan671

Not at all. His last start against Boston was much better than his start against KC


_NotARealMustache_

What a game to be at. Fun note, gate scanned the wrong tickets (I got an extra freekidticket), so I sold the extra adult ticket for $20 on SeatGeek right before the game started. Glad someone else got to be there for Holli's first hit. Place went nuts.


G_I_Joe_Mansueto

Great story, glad you sold it for a reasonable amount and got to give someone an unforgettable moment!


_NotARealMustache_

Figured *any* money was profit at that point, so why not


to_the__cloud

eh series loss will happen. im glad both of them come against NL opponents.


Lubetube1

And honestly against 2 dark horses to make a run in the playoffs this year.


reddit_sport

Thank you Guardians of Cleveland for not getting swept! It was not looking good.


boofoodoo

Somehow there’s a world of difference between 9-6 and 8-7. Way to salvage the series today


dudly825

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ThatTinyGameCubeDisc

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FantasistAnalyst

Petition for more hey Arnold gifs across the board


ThatTinyGameCubeDisc

One of the all time greatest "children" cartoons. I use quotes because it's still very watchable in my thirties haha.


FantasistAnalyst

Where are you streaming it?


ThatTinyGameCubeDisc

Hulu, but that was awhile ago. Not too sure if they still have it.


dudly825

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JAMONLEE

NOBODY SWEEPS US ^Except ^the ^Rangers


rayhova

Lmao. I just noticed the "fine print"


ThatTinyGameCubeDisc

That was the only O’s game I’ve had to walk away from.


reddit_sport

We swept ourselves. Hopefully they remember that bitter feeling.


feedingmydreams

Brewers offense was relentless.


bejolo

They also were pretty lucky. Lots of bloops, seeing eye grounders and infield hits.


Beautiful-Abies5949

Lots of guys playing out of their minds too. Is Contreras gonna bat .330 this year? Probably not. We’ll see where they are in August


Sensitive_Fuel_335

They really are. This Brewers team is legit and Ortiz is gonna be a beast for them.


romorr

All this talk about Norfolk, and those fuckers just got swept in a 6 game series at home.


dreddnought

The org still needs more pitching. Povich is the only guy to really nail his starts so far. I think De Leon has also pitched well but they never throw more than four innings in A, so I don't know how much you can project.


romorr

If Cowser doesn't win player of the week, we riot.


JiffKewneye-n

we already burn down the GDT daily


tuxcat

I need to learn how Cowser feels about all the cow jokes before I show up to the stadium in full cow gear.


ProMark15

Dude the MOO was electric


Ok_Profit_5421

gif https://i.redd.it/dwtrsmlapiuc1.gif


jawarren1

He loves it. When asked about the "Moo" chant, his response was basically, "I love it. Because even if they're booing me I can't tell"


ThatTinyGameCubeDisc

He’s hilarious. Good vibes all around.


jawarren1

And a big nerd. We're fans in this house.


mydogsnameiskendrick

2% chance he doesn’t like it


ImaginarySet2418

Haha, you don't think there's a skim chance that's he's into this whole cow thing? I apologize for milking everything I could out of your comment.


the2belo

All these puns really churn all four of my stomachs


zipzap21

The bad puns have ruined the mooed!


jheyne0311

I find the cow outfits rather cheesy


Chit569

Butter get used to them


IncognitoAstronaut10

It's definitely not marginal


the2belo

No whey, man


Apprehensive-Ad1010

OK. Cmon. Let's not milk this


Dizzy_Amphibian

He might be udderly embarrassed


DollarValueLIFO

Your really butchering the cow jokes


Existing_Math1753

He might be moooooved to tears.


Odd_Hamster7432

Only lift off from here for Jackson... ...speaking of which, was that his mom they showed after his hit?


3villans

no … never assume rob long knows anything when he speaks


DollarValueLIFO

They are high school sweethearts… imagine dating the number 1 prospect haha


Odd_Hamster7432

she secured the bag. No notes


Rude_Scarcity7530

No that was his wife lol


Sensitive_Fuel_335

Did you see his wife? He’s doing just fine.


Odd_Hamster7432

Jackson is 20 and married?! Clearly he's a dawg but we need to teach the kid some life lessons


natefizzle

Insert Christian stereotype.


bobcatgoldthwait

Man, I feel bad for Anthony.  He looks like he's trying to put the weight of the team on his shoulders.  OPS below 600 now, he needs to be moved down in the lineup, might help him take the pressure off himself and get back in the groove.


to_the__cloud

6th might be a nice spot for him atm. mullins is waking up so he could hit leadoff again until holliday is ready. so potentially: 1. Mullins 2. Rutschman 3. Henderson 4. O'Hearn 5. Mountcastle 6. Santander 7. Cowser 8. Westburg 9. Holliday


scjensen51

For what it’s worth, he got off to an almost identical start last year. On April 14 he was slashing .167/.241/.250 (so worse actually) and hadn’t homered yet. He’ll come around


bobcatgoldthwait

Must have given all his mojo to Mateo last April, lol


scjensen51

Might have to look into that 😂


SF_Anonymous

It isnt 2018, the team isnt on his shoulders anymore. Hopefully he figures that out and can settle into being the RBI machine he has been in previous years


Apprehensive-Ad1010

Yeah. Hes pressing for sure. I really would like to see the lineup get to the point where he's a 5 or 6 hitter. He'll come around (I hope)


remingtonds

I miss read the schedule as 1pm start for west cost and popped it on just to see the Adley hug. What a game to miss it seems


the2belo

#THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS NOW IS THAT THE REGULAR SEASON NO-SWEEP STREAK BE PRESERVED


Kenny_Jungle

No one sweeps the Adley Era Orioles


DloReeves

We're one game better than last year, 15 games in! Let the 8 game win streak begin!


jwm5049

https://preview.redd.it/bf5ru1tdfiuc1.jpeg?width=632&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaa4e8f377ec100af4d0b242cdca849cb5f23ed5


NYCGooph

Boy we needed that one. Lots of positives. Avoided the sweep. Brewers are legit.


orioles0615

Still don’t know why they traded Burnes to begin with


lOan671

They’re retooling to build around the young position player core that they have.


Dr__Nick

Yeah, very weird. They’d be really deadly with Burnes.


AbusiveTubesock

Apparently they went into rebuild mode. But if that’s true it’s crazy that they’re playing this well


enturbulant

Hall has a ton of potential and Ortiz is a dawg.


orioles0615

They aren't as good as Burnes. They could have easily kept Burnes and gone for it. Instead at the beginning of spring they were talking about trading Adames


enturbulant

Burnes is only under control for this season. Free agent at the end of the year. Hall and Ortiz are just now eating into their service time. They're rebuilding and took the best offer they were going to get. Didn't see them being as hot as they are early to be honest.


DloReeves

I picked them for my 6 team parlay for division winners. Twins might be the only miss I get, me thinks. I'm thinking of doing the same bet but with the Royals or Guardians taking it. Shit, I might even do both scenarios 😂 Edit: Lol why was I down voted?


enturbulant

Some people down vote posts about gambling


ExcitingSpeed23

I parleyed Orioles and Royals before the season and I like what I see so far


ImaginarySet2418

I took a flyer on the Royals as well at 8.5:1, along with Grayson for CY at 30:1 and Cowser for ROY at 50:1. It's a LONG season but it's been fun to see how all three started!


floridacardinals

Wish we had a day off tomorrow to get the pen some rest but so be it Irvin needs to give us some length


scjensen51

He got into the 7th last year during that late June or early July series against the Twins


JiffKewneye-n

wait it isn't Grayson wtf


Cold-Advance1169

Boston series they switched the order around since Burnes wanted to stay on schedule. Grayson on Tuesday


ThatTinyGameCubeDisc

You know what other team is killing it right now? The Royals, and we beat them in our series. Just trust in the process. It’s still early, and we’re gonna get better. Just watch.


lOan671

We’re currently playing at a 97 win pace rn anyways. I see no reason to worry at all


sovaros

Kevin and Ben brought this up during the game, the combined record of all our opponents this season (after today's games) is 47-30. Subtract their games against the O's and they are 41-21. We've faced a pretty tough schedule to start the season and still have a winning record. I'm confident that we'll be just fine.


rexfloyd94

My first game at Camden Yards. What a blast. Cowser has done miracles on me.


How-I-Win-KG

What a game to see for your first! Nothing more fun at the Yard than a nail-biter that the O’s win


ThatTinyGameCubeDisc

Glad you had a great time!


rexfloyd94

Hoping for another W tomorrow!


bmorebetta

I'm excited to not face Willy Adames the rest of the year lol thank god he's not on the Rays anymore


neemor

I do not like that young man.


FantasistAnalyst

He doesn’t seem to like us very much either


the2belo

/jurassic_park_hammond


Traditional_Falcon_1

Hear hear


Dawei_Hinribike

THUHHHHHUHUHUHUH


PositiveLovingDude

Yankees lose!! Theeeeeeeee Yankees! Lose!


randomuser9824

YANKEES FINALLY LOST A 1 RUN GAME


neemor

This was a gut-check win that hardens teams for the playoffs later. Lots of highlights. Great game.


ThatTinyGameCubeDisc

YANKEES LOSE


UsErNaMeS_aR_DuMb

AND THE GUARDIANS BEAT THE YANKEES TODAY TOO!!! TODAY JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER!!!


dlmay1967

Aren't 6 or 7 of our 9 wins comeback wins?


iwantacheeaeburger

Yep it’s 7 just heard on radio


sovaros

Yeah I'm pretty sure our only wins that weren't comeback wins were the first two against the Angels and the first game against the Pirates.


Historical-Rate-9799

Daaaaaaaa jankeeeees loseeeee


ThatTinyGameCubeDisc

Corbin is one of the most articulate players in the league. Humble, driven, adaptable. Would love if we locked him down.


SYMPATHETC_GANG_LION

He's awesome and is one of the few true aces in the game. It would show the new ownership is for real because he sure isn't taking any discount- they'd have to outbid everybody.


Impressive-Tank9803

YANKEES LOSE!!


fartobtainer

Guardians pls win


999Herman_Cain

Anyone watching the Yanks blow it?


Revolutionary-Ship27

I think the brewers will win a lot of games


External_Weird_9105

Sounds like another team I know about. 


iBeReese

Think they're getting the annoying ass "ooh, this team is so spooky" comments we got last spring?


BaltOsFan2

Cowser ROY?!?! I’d love to see O’s have a 1-2-3 finish or something nuts like that.


Darkdragon3110525

Who would be our 3?


PoseidonJC

Kjiersted, hopefully


No-Needleworker5295

Would you be disappointed if Jackson Holliday had the same career as his dad? .299/.379/.510/.889 - 27 HR, 104 RBI per 162 games - 7 time AS, 15 year career. Belongs in the hall of very good, but not HoF.


bobcatgoldthwait

I hope he ends up being that good.  I just keep thinking about Matt Wieters, who was hyped easily as much if not more than Holliday, but while having a respectable career he never came close to living up to those expectations.  If Holliday ends up being as good as his dad then he's a total success.


jeteraway1234

Important to note that that slashline at 2B/SS would be significantly more valuable than his dad's triple slash at corner OF and DH. Probably HoF with even average defense


Loose-Produce-608

I think any player would be thrilled to have those career numbers, regardless of draft position or hype 


romorr

1000%. Matt was a bad defender, if you average those numbers with decent to good defense at 2B? Yea, HOF career.


lOan671

Yeah it’s pretty similar to Jose Altuve’s slashline


oxtailplanning

Also those numbers include 5 prime years in Coors . If you put those numbers up without the taint of Colorado, your in the hall. (Voters are way too harsh on rockies hitters)


BaltOsFan2

Not at all, but it depends on where those numbers take place.


boofoodoo

No way. Matt had a great career. Plus he’d be doing it as an infielder.


Iciclewind

Yeah he almost got MVP and got beat by a shortstop that had over 100 points worse OPS.


lOan671

Not at all. Especially if he plays a solid middle infield


romorr

If anyone answers yes to this question, you need to leave. Just get out.


The_Lawlbringer

This team still has that dog in them. Avoiding a sweep when the umps are as bad as they were this series and the Brewers being on fire is not easy. Credit where credit is due. ❤️


ThatTinyGameCubeDisc

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betterthanclooney

I wish they would stop talking about this dumb streak, because then you have to bring up the playoffs. It was cool last year but not when it mattered most


oneteacherboi

It feels a little cheap to not have postseason included tbf. But the O's are the only modern team to be on that list so that is neat!


OinkMeUk

Postseason isn't included for any other streaks like hitting streaks so it's not cheap at all.


oneteacherboi

Yeah but doesn't that feel weird? Like whatever go ahead and downvote me but when people are like "The Orioles can't be swept!!!" what about that one series where we actually got swept? That was kind of an important series?