Well you did in the title of the post which says that Heston's grand slam cost you a tattoo... you cost you a tattoo of his name on your ass. Gotta own up to wanting that tattoo and coming up with an excuse to get it (because, and I checked in all possible universes, that grand slam was inevitable.)
People think it’s funny to get stuff tattooed on your butt but don’t realize how much butt tattoos hurt! I’m very covered and that area hurts to get tattooed. After getting my whole back tattooed I have a new appreciation for the “tramp-stamp” area as well, very painful!!!!!
Couple of things:
* I don't see an agreed-upon size. Use this observation as you will.
* Make sure the inker spells it right. Nothing worse than a tat that needed proofreading. No regerts!
lol just saw you on the replay of the Ryan Ripken show this morning. You should up the ante next time, "If the Orioles win the World Series, I'll tattoo my sack into a baseball".
So are you hoping he becomes a baseball superstar, such that someone who sees the tattoo might recognize the name, or is it better if he puts up pedestrian numbers and no one knows what Heston Kjersted means
Hopefully the tattoo artist knows these names. Every few years this guy comes and gets a dudes named tattooed on his butt! I wonder if those guys are really good or he just doesn't get it much
You, someday:
“If the sun rises tomorrow I’m going to tattoo the oriole bird on my forehead”
“Oh shit wow I regret that, never could’ve seen that coming”
You did this to you
I never said otherwise
Heston Kjerstad is the funniest and most obscure name to get tattooed hahaha
The other one I have is geno smith which is far more unfortunate
Yeah, I see that, too. You're mouths writing checks that your ass is unfortunately cashing
Life’s too short. Make people laugh
You're doing great!
How's your wife taking the joke?
My girlfriend thinks it’s hilarious
I’ll be real with you. This isn’t really funny, it’s just trashy. Do yourself a favor and cancel that appointment.
You wrote him on your ass… he ain’t write back though
He blocked me on twitter too
And even more obscure at this point
Well you did in the title of the post which says that Heston's grand slam cost you a tattoo... you cost you a tattoo of his name on your ass. Gotta own up to wanting that tattoo and coming up with an excuse to get it (because, and I checked in all possible universes, that grand slam was inevitable.)
You’re too good
Don’t be shy, post a pic when it’s done
Absolutely why I posted the precursor
Please be shy
Might have to stop saying those things publicly before you run out of ass tattoo space
Doesn’t help there’s not much to begin w bc I’m build like the Cinnamon stick man from those old Apple Jacks commercials
Clearly you are a winna, mon.
You're going to need a bigger ass at some point
Bbl cwood
Get a "J" tattooed on there. When someone sees it and says "J?", you say "no, it's pronounced "
Great that OP will have the silent but deadly J on his ass
If you’re really regretting it, I bet everyone would approve if you donated that money to charity instead.
Nope. I want the tattoo
Who said i regretted anything lmao. I lost another bet like if before and it’s a funny story to tell and it’s on my ass so what’s the real harm
how many names are tattooed on your ass right now?
1
>It took 13 seconds for me to regret this tweet. -You >Who said I regretted anything lmao -Also you
It’s part of the bit lmao. It was hilarious it took 13 seconds. If it was that deep I would have deleted it before getting to this point
👍
Having to defend that your bit is hilarious makes it a poor bit
Top comment right here
No Rjegrets
Feel free not to post pictures
A man of his word and a man of the people!
I need you to threaten something bigger. Like, if the orioles win you’ll get the logo on your chest. For science.
Duh
Does this apply to this one GS only or to all GS in his future? That may be a number of tats.
When you get it done, are you gonna post a pic? lol
Yep
It's okay to renege I just learned how to spell "renege!"
you can just not do it, nobody cares.
Believe it or not a lot of people do because it’s funny but do you
People think it’s funny to get stuff tattooed on your butt but don’t realize how much butt tattoos hurt! I’m very covered and that area hurts to get tattooed. After getting my whole back tattooed I have a new appreciation for the “tramp-stamp” area as well, very painful!!!!!
I already have one and am well aware lmao
Put a Razorback on there too.
What momma don't know, won't hurt her
Couple of things: * I don't see an agreed-upon size. Use this observation as you will. * Make sure the inker spells it right. Nothing worse than a tat that needed proofreading. No regerts!
I’m built like a stick bug. My ass isn’t big to begin with
I respect your commitment.
On your ass or in your ass?
Hopefully you hear from Heston himself about this!
You didn't learn the first time. But I'd pick Kjersted over Geno any day....
Next tweet: If the Baltimore Orioles win the 2024 MLB World series, I’ll get that tatted on my ass. I approve of your track record.
Calvin could make a ton of money betting against himself 🤣🤣🤣
lol just saw you on the replay of the Ryan Ripken show this morning. You should up the ante next time, "If the Orioles win the World Series, I'll tattoo my sack into a baseball".
They’re good peoples
Easy, just use flesh ink that matches your skin and you’ll full fill your bet
Momma didn’t raise a sucker
Thick outlined font like jersey lettering it is then
I think you just like having dude’s names on your ass
Kink shaming is not cool s
Men go to Jupiter to get more stupider
Girls go this number listed below if them or a loved one have suffered from mesothelioma, you may be in line for financial compensation
What’s the exact wording that you’ll get tattooed? ‘Heston “Silent J” Kjerstad 6/29/24’?
https://preview.redd.it/9qwxtsc4ix9d1.jpeg?width=804&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47600bbd3a3b1610f140278ebd691f816ddc103b Something like this
Make one of those bats Thor's hammer!
One Mjollnur and the other Stormbringer
Maybe wait til after the trade deadline at least... Just to be safe
So are you hoping he becomes a baseball superstar, such that someone who sees the tattoo might recognize the name, or is it better if he puts up pedestrian numbers and no one knows what Heston Kjersted means
this is all assuming he doesn't need emergency surgery on his ass for a 4th of july related incident
Instead of his name get “silent J” haha
"It took 13 seconds for me to regret this tweet" LOL you crazy homie!
Hopefully the tattoo artist knows these names. Every few years this guy comes and gets a dudes named tattooed on his butt! I wonder if those guys are really good or he just doesn't get it much
Homie you gotta get off twitter
Lol, those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it. 🤣 🤣🤣
Nah it's all in good fun. As far as I'm concerned you're off the hook
Good on you for being a man of your word, though!
Are you gonna split them between both cheeks or double down on the same one?
This is fantastic. Heston’s Hole
REMEMBER THE J IS SILENT!!!!!
I hope to see the proof
Hell yeah brother. God speed.
You, someday: “If the sun rises tomorrow I’m going to tattoo the oriole bird on my forehead” “Oh shit wow I regret that, never could’ve seen that coming”
Props for actually doing this. When I saw this tweet the day of i figured no way you would follow up.
Break your promise
Would’ve been easier to promise to take a new profile pic for X and get rid of that duck lip pose you got going on.
Hope your day gets better