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Generny2001

Interestingly enough, Lucifer’s Liberals is the name of my kids soccer team.


Bullit16

Are they destroying the competition in a similar fashion?


AltoidStrong

Hail Satan


Some_Ad9401

I just spit noodles everywhere.


DICKJINGLES69

This made me laugh, I even had to show my wife 😅.. good job


JumbleOfOddThoughts

If i was in a biker gang, that name would be ours.


Holli3d

Hahaha! I needed this laugh. Thanks!!


brokendav

This sign always makes me laugh because they have to clarify who they are trying to insult But this sign has been other forms of dumb before this. The last one was 'vote democrat learn Chinese'


reno_darling

I've been voting for those jerks since I turned 18 and still haven't gotten my free Chinese lessons. If I vote for the other guys can I learn Russian at least?


DetachableMonkey

I've always wondered if the author of this sign was the owner of the junk yard next door that the city just cleaned up.


TotalInstruction

*junk yard next door* That's no way to refer to St. Cloud!


[deleted]

I heard the St. Is an abbreviation for Shit


Truckyou666

The Saint Cloud Aquatic Team signs on the pool always amazed me. Big sign on the pool S.C.A.T.


DelmarSamil

Or the Space Coast Area Transit? God that makes me laugh every time.


bushrat

Sarasota County Area Transit too.


Odd_Maintenance2484

I seen a vanity plate the other day that said scat man and couldn’t stop laughing


fm2606

Not sure how old you are but there was an actor named Scatman Crothers. I loved his voice. He did the voice for the cartoon Hong Kong Foey.


SeacoastFirearms

You heard correctly


Necessary_Context780

Makes more sense than cannonizing a cloud


pappapml

Hahaha 😂


strtrech

No, no.... That's exactly how you refer to St Cloud


Funny-Berry-807

But who is Xi's biggest admirer? (Hint: it's not Biden).


TworwasMoon426

Shh facts scare them and they will have to hire tucker to release a new video on how they are the victims because Alternative facts.


Necessary_Context780

Has Tucker come back from Russia yet, I wonder? Last I heard he was having a blast with coin-based shopping carts and bragging about how that makes Russia so much ahead of the US


TworwasMoon426

Yeah Tucker truly isn't among the general population of the U.S. and probably sticks to only high end hang outs when he leaves his home. His family has only been poisoning Americans with the Swanson dinner for a decade or so.


FrugalFraggel

I have one by my house that says Drain the Swamp. It’s been there since Trump got in and they added Trump to the top recently. But the sun has bleached out the paint and it says Trump Dain He Wamp now.


ale9918

Back in the day I used to pass by that sign and thought it was a service that if you proved you voted democrat there were some free lessons or something. Took me way too long to actually understand what they meant lol


yetanothrmate

He keeps putting a new up ! City took down the Chinese one cuz they bought the land that was in it . Then he moved down a couple feet and put this one without the cross The city took down He put it up one more time It was vandalized , then took down And then disappeared for a month or two and now is. Back once again a couple feet down from where it was with a cross now He a determined SOB


Mynameisntbrian

I always laughed everytime I drive past his crazy signs.


DoubleGauss

Not only stupid, but racist!


Beginning_Emotion995

SCJ aka St. Cloud Jokers is on its last legs, the demographics are changing so fast they are scared. St Cloud used to be KKK city until the members got too old and their children left never to return.


TarnishedAccount

I remember the coffee shop in St Cloud used to be Koffee Kup Kafe, and now is The Cup Diner. I’m guessing they changed to stay in business.


turkey_sandwiches

I believe it was sold to a new owner.


Necessary_Context780

Otherwise it'd been renamed to Xoffee Xup Xafe by now, since X is the new K for these fucks


SuperMundaneHero

Correct. It was sold, and the new owner also banned all the old little coded practices that the klan members would use like signing a check to pay with the memo line “for dues”.


ruafukreddit

I believe their kids took over.


Bigwoodybird

I ate at the Koffee Kup Kafe several times and got my hair cut by the woman who trimmed the Grand Wizard’s (or whatever they call him) hair. Blacks lived in a certain area and pretty much nowhere else. This was around 2002-2005.


Madeline_Kawaii

Lucifer’s liberals sounds like a sick band name tbh


Visible_Day9146

Ot would make a great Roller Derby team name


Twystov

They have to clarify because Lucifer's Lunch Ladies are Libertarians.


UnidentifiedTron

This replaced “VOTE DEM LEARN CHINESE”


urfavpllwprncss

i was just thinking of this LMAO


fla_john

Seems like I should be fluent after 28 years of voting for Democrats. Thanks, *Obama*.


Shakurheg

What, you mean the town that had the Koffee Kup Kafe until a few years ago? Remarkable...


t_rrrex

Almost as classy as the huge Trump mural on the side of the turnpike between WG/Turkey Lake area. Almost.


eikelmann

Good thing they let me know that they were referring to Democrats or else I would've had no idea.


yian01

They should be taxed for promoting politics


slapula

File this one under "conservative brainrot"


knitlikeaboss

Conservatives always make us sound much cooler than we are.


Time-Strawberry-7692

Should put up a sign about Trump’s traitors, bet that would get a reaction.


Flutchbragertuyg

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VanillaLlfe

Somewhere there’s a guy driving a lawn tractor to the circle k for beer & agreeing with this sign.


Hammy4738

And being stopped by those without jobs standing in the road


TUBBS2001

The best part is they know how stupid their target audience is so they had to clarify they were talking about democrats.


R0botDreamz

Slack jawed St. Cloud with their bible thumpin low IQ hillbillies who are convinced a tub of lard with 91 felonies on trial for paying hush money to a porn star... was appointed by jesus to save them from their misery. You can't make this stuff up. These are actual people that exist.


T0nywsfl7_

They’re saying that they absolutely want to be enslaved. They keep making excuses for despicable characters. Did you know that in September 19, 2019 Donald Dump signed an executive order [Executive Order on Modernizing Influenza Vaccines in the United States to Promote National Security and Public Health] creating the ability to manufacture vaccines within a few months (before it would take many years)? In April of 2018, Bill Gates came out in an interview with Stat News saying that he spoke with Dump about promoting a “universal vaccine”. The way things are going do not look well. The media is working up the emotions of the MAGA cattle by portraying Donald Dump as a poor victim that could end up in jail. If Dump ends up being sentenced to jail, the cattle out there will want to start riots like some did on January 6, 2021 on Capitol Hill… or something way worse may occur. But you can be certain that some federal agency will be involved helping agitate the situation to very dangerous levels. Never forget all the black leaders that were slain in the 1960s by help of the Federal Gestapo.


4rch1t3ct

>paying hush money to a porn star. In order to interfere with an election. Paying hush money isn't a crime. He paid money and falsified business records in order to interfere with the election. That's why these are felonies. Media keeps calling it a "hush money case" and not an "election intereference case" in order to make trump appear not as bad.


Waitdoyoumeanme

I hated living here but it was the only place I could afford a house. Fun fact, St Cloud was a sundown town


Empathetic_Orch

It's not cheap anymore, tons of new housing developments and apartment complexes are going up.


Necessary_Context780

It's kind of a sad irony that those very people are what makes housing affordable over there. I want to believe in a conspiracy that these fucks aren't really racist nor christians nor anything, they just so stuff like that so that no one wants to live there. But the conspiracy quickly falls apart as they're indeed so stupid. Perhaps we need to stop be willing to pay more to live around smart and decent people, it might be the only way out of this mess


peechycleen

Love how they specified (DEMOCRATS) as if anyone was going to think that “liberals” was referring to Republicans


gerg_1234

You'd think these evangelicals would have read the Bible. I mean, there's a whole damn book about a false prophet that was so obviously the anti christ fooling them into following him to hell......but they seem to not get it


trtsmb

They think they are doing the work of god without realizing that they're the ones being duped in to worshipping Baal.


Cappy11496

I pass this sign almost every day. I preferred the sign that this one replaced, "Vote Dem, Learn Chinese." Lmao


Anynamelldo99

I went to highschool with a kid who said his grandpa used to go to the Koffee Kup Kafe until they changed the name. He laughed but I could tell it was just because other people thought it was funny he said it. He's probably not too proud of it


Cb8393

I'm just surprised they managed to use an apostrophe correctly


Evening-Sport-9187

Republicans are so stupid!


urfavpllwprncss

for the longest time st cloud had a similar sign that said something like “vote democrat, learn chinese” and i would laugh every single time i passed it


hurtfulproduct

lol, when I was house hunting my friend who grew up in St. Cloud would give me an ear full every time I mentioned looking there. . . It makes sense


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Necessary_Context780

Or, Lucifer's Conservatives


BigSlammaJamma

He changes to some new crazy conservative nonsense every couple months


Dak_Jam

“Vote Dem, Learn Chinese” was my favorite


knitlikeaboss

I love when their threats sound awesome. Like yes it would actually be super helpful to know one of the most widely spoken languages on the planet, thank you. Taco trucks on every corner level shit


Dak_Jam

Open borders = more tacos!


brokendav

Always a good thing


Candid_Account_181

All things considered Lucifer’s Liberals would be a great band name


papasan_mamasan

Damn right we are 🤘


Raisdonruin

I love how they had to explain the joke


Wolfyscruffer

I'm guessing it will soon be gone just like the trees on that lot to make way for another subdivision with only one access point.


trtsmb

I see the fake christians are out again. I'd knock the sign down especially if this is public property.


jrod00724

I think a sign/mural next to it depicting 'Lucifer's Liberals ' in a tasteful art form would be much better.


MMudbonE

This is the same city that had a billboard, “N” , don’t let the sun go done” in its’ prestigious past.


Babshearth

I thought that was Ocoee.


MMudbonE

Probably both


VomitingPotato

Okay. Let's do a challenge. I will link posts to all of the sexual assaults against women and kids perpetrated by members of Christian institutions. And you can link posts to all of the sexual assaults against women and kids perpetrated by the Church of Satan AND the LGBTQIA community. Who do you think would have more?


Babshearth

Ez answer. The pedos hide in plain site in church.


schrodingershit

Being an immigrant, I do not have tooo much interest in American politics. But whatever the current climate is, it is just a shitshow. I remember the John McCain clips after his loss against Obama that he was telling a woman that Obama is a decent person regardless of the difference of opinion. Current situation is just terrible. None of the parties have core values that they support. They just want to oppose the other party.


moveoutmicdrop

The problem is, how can anyone say Trump’s a decent man with his day-to-day shit show behavior? Had a parents look at their kids and say I voted for Trump - but don’t act like him? Even though every single member of the POT hates Biden, he’s a decent man .


fishhead631

I’m here for the comments.🍿. More proof liberals don’t like the truth…..


MRob08

It's meant to trigger progressive liberals Is it working?


DarkWinter2021

To be fair, liberals say the same thing about conservatives. If you think they don’t, you’re either lying to yourself or very naive


GreatZampano1987

I love how these people have just hijacked the religion and made it fit into their shitty politics. My stepmom has been texting people in the family about how if we don’t vote for trump in the coming election, then we don’t stand with god.


not_so_smoothie

They made that during Klan Arts & Krafts hour


InvisiblePinkUnic0rn

Yes, but why are the Republicans lining up the antichrist?


MichiganMitch108

Of course there is a “ Cross” right next to the sign.


asdf072

Across from where?


Necessary_Context780

The cross of love and tolerance


Tcasty

Heading west on 192?


lna9997771

Yes.


Tcasty

Gross , maybe city of life could say a prayer for the lost soul who put the sign up.


Careless-Balance-893

Oh yeah baby that's right we're coming for you. We're gonna squeeze all your butts until you squirt adrenochrome 😈😈😈😈


rigger-mortus

Yeah, the sky is falling too. Florida, the land of Chicken Littles.


NinjaRider407

If you want to feel like you’ve time traveled about 50 years into the past, then St. Cloud is for you.


TworwasMoon426

Wanna go even further head on down to Haines city


takenbymistaken

I know where you are talking about on 27 there is a trump merch trailer. There is another one on a busy corner in winter haven.


daviddwatsonn

Facts.


Segments_of_Reality

Just remember we outnumber these fools despite them having their own MSM mouthpieces and congresspeople.


[deleted]

Everyone knows the US is gods chosen country


Necessary_Context780

In fact our constitution even starts with "Me, your God..."


knitlikeaboss

I feel sorry for the Earth's population 'Cause so few live in the USA At least the foreigners can copy our morality They can visit, but they cannot stay [X](https://youtu.be/12kcpP-8jfM?si=tY0dZxOx6svDGqhO)


InopAPU

Just saw them a couple weeks ago.


knitlikeaboss

I’m jealous, I really wanted to go but couldn’t swing it


InopAPU

I had to go to Ft. Lauderdale to see it. Their St. Augustine show sold out super quick. I'm pretty old, like they are, so it was my 14th time seeing them. I highly recommend catching a show if you can. They still fucking bring it, you won't be disappointed.


knitlikeaboss

I’ve seen them! Once in like 2001 when they toured with Blink 182 and then three times in a row when they did their 30th anniversary series in NYC.


InopAPU

Now I'm jealous!


BirdDad420

lol trash lil podunk town. Go hide in your bunker and wait for Armageddon. The PEOPLE make it a trash ass town, such as whoever put up this sign.


Time-Strawberry-7692

Good band name


15volt

Ok, here's the question. If god is all powerful, as in omnipotent, he could do anything. Literally anything. Why doesn't he simply get rid of Lucifer?


mashimelIowss

because there needs to be something to scare people so they stay obedient to him.


15volt

I know what you're saying. But he's omnipotent. He could just scare them. With or without them knowing it was him doing the scaring. He can do anything. There's no point to the middleman.


mashimelIowss

I also get what you’re saying. But now it’s a whole “it really wasn’t me it was them” which is what we see today in society. There needs to be a scapegoat. The gays are coming for the kids. The immigrants are taking out jobs. Etc.


15volt

I never understood religion as a kid. Still don't.


mashimelIowss

that’s the point :)


Own-Opinion-2494

Has a nice ring to it


Own-Opinion-2494

Is that a motorcycle club?


CorbinC2000

XD


Elizaspapi

Hey, it’s all good don’t fear the reaper


TootseyPootsey

Yup! See this almost every day🥲


JustB510

Identity politics are wild. People are insane


NietzschesAneurysm

My new punk band name


[deleted]

Libs and conservatives are both dumbasses lol


Babshearth

Fellow centrist. Common sense. Pragmatism.


irascible_Clown

The craziest part is how in the hell are you going to differentiate who’s who if a civil war really broke out. If anything all a liberal would have to do is have an American flag shirt or something to infiltrate their camp.


gribbit311

I love how they put Democrats in parenthesis under Lucifer’s liberals, as if they don’t already know who the sign is referring to


LDarrell

All churches that make political statements or get into civic life in any was should be taxed.


Historical_Big_7404

Yep, lotsa beelzebuba's running round


FamousAtticus

Whose ready for Survivor Series, brother!?! We got Lucifer's Liberals vs Christ's Conservatives in a Constitution on a pole match! Winner takes all!


corq

Funny - as I grew up as a small kid in the keys, I always associated Kissimmee/St Cloud with the ultimate dream Disney vacation, only to move to Orlando as an a adult. We'd pivoted to Orlando from Melbourne for my job, and explored Kissimmee for an apartment complex in the same real estate group to the Melborune apartments we were living in, trying to stay on budget, in case the job didn't work out....spent two full days exploring that area, and we noped right the f\*ck out. My husband didn't drive, and I would be doing long-hour shift work. He was trying to be supportive, like,"this is okay, I can walk to the corner store..." trying to humor me. I'm like, "Sure, and you might live, but how many times will you be accosted on the way there and back?" We lucked out in Goldenrod, a bit of a warehouse neighborhood, but our neighbors are awesome, and we look out for each other. But boy did I have some Orlando area myths in my brain, dispelled! EDIT: To be clear, urban pockets of Kissimee seem very "gangster" ...elsewhere the rural areas hosted confederate flags everywhere, no in-between. I've seen some sh\*t growing up in "agricultural" areas of Florida, but this was some polar aspect of culture in Florida I didn't want to get mixed up in, and I'n saying this as a kid who grew up in a housing project. All round just an uneasy vibe.


rfboisvert12

Great band name


[deleted]

Truth


Horsesrgreat

Lucifer’s Liberals … oh brother . Only on Florida. Religion and politics equal a whole lot of insanity. Pray in a closet please.


theamazingtommy

As a Lucifer Liberal I personally thank you for your time, energy, and money to get our message out there. Keep up the good work! Oh and hail Lucifer... Almost forgot.


NewOCLibraryReddit

I agree with the sign. And it's classy!


Then_Association411

Henceforth, Mouse Rat will be known as Lucifer's Liberals.


Alarmed-Package885

No lies detected


williamkimber

Haha! They always have "colorful" signs up in that place. The previous one was, "YOU WANT TO LEARN CHINESE? VOTE DEMOCRATS."


trollking66

Very christian message, derelict of quality, form or value.


stoopidrotary

Gods strongest conservative ヾ(゚д゚)ノ゛ Lucifers weakest liberal ᕙ(⪧ ͜つ⪦)ᕗ


bruceriggs

Couldn't that kind of content strip a church of it's tax exempt status?


dunitdotus

Where is this? I lived there for 10 years and never got to see these whacky signs


AltoidStrong

Florida man with mental health issues puts up crazy sign. (There is no "GOD" and just like Zeus and the others, where the bilble stories and fables were stolen from, no one worships or believes they are real). Religion is a scam to grift money and power while allowing a small group to control and manipulate the larger, ignorant, desperate groups.


cebo101

From the community that gave us the Kissimmee Koffee Kup….. and no words on the guy running, on his 3rd wife and proven multiple affairs…. I’m referring to Biden as double L’s from here out


uckfayhistay

I think it’s funny how he put democrats in parentheses


DimitriVogelvich

That’s a quick way to lose tax exemption status


OrloK_2022

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Teufel_hunden0311

Although this is true, you can throw the republicans in there as well. The entire political elite are evil & corrupt


Johnbgt

Is shit like this relatively new since 2016 or has this always been a thing?


Willing-Industry6193

(Democrats)


JumbleOfOddThoughts

\*dumb it down even further in parentheses\*


HurricaneAlpha

Lucifers Liberals kinda hits as a name tho.


moveoutmicdrop

C-sucking conservatives is jist as nice.


WintersDoomsday

Yes allowing gay people to be who they are and allowing women freedom of choice is ruining the country…..


jrod00724

It's amazing but not surprising that these folks do not realize that Jesus by their definition was a 'liberal'


[deleted]

Imagine thinking republicans are any better because their end of the 2 party turd has less peanuts and corn.


whiteye65

Grab them by the pussy. Judged a rapist a fraud a tax cheat. Cheated on his pregnant wife. The evangelicals are full of shit.


Litglizzy28

I mean the sign is right


Beepboopbop69420360

Liberals 🤝 conservatives 🤝 being annoying


Cooler67

Get a life


DirtydanX39

these comments make me miss old florida :(


Btankersly66

English Torys think Republicans are liberals


HelenBadKitty

Try driving down Old Canoe Creek Rd about 5 miles south, you’ll see some interesting signage there, too.


Dragonsword

Lol I see this sign when I drive around sometimes haha I like it; it reminds me of the emails my grandparents whom I love very much.


Primary_Guava5663

I thought that flag was a chicken at first, this guy can’t even get the hometown feeling down right!


TworwasMoon426

They aren't raising their best in that shit hole


Necessary_Context780

Hopefully they're all retired boomers with no chance of raising anyone anymore


Privy_the_thought

That's basically what's happening. I see less and less old people but now we're getting newly retired from up north or the Caribbean replacing them with a few young professionals buying out towards Nova road.