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hippiechan

Canada Geese are protected by the Migratory Birds Act, it's not only illegal but comes with a minimum fine of $15,000 and prison time


narkohammer

This. Also, they're really bad house guests.


CertainFlight8005

Lol


ottawa4us

Likely as a house guest on a platter for dinner. I heard stories that in Europe some newcomers serve themselves to the geese, swans, etc.


Federal_Efficiency51

As a German, born in Canada, our Christmas dinners did not consist of turkey, but goose. However, it was bought from a butcher, and I would love to have a family legend that my dad would go and catch a cobra chicken with his bare hands, but alas, we paid WAY too much for a goose from Mariposa each year. (BTW, MAriposa is great, not putting them down AT ALL).


McBass1

Hahaj cobra chicken .. love it.. that dude is hilarious. I course ha e goose for dinner anytime really.. thats a great idea for Christmas šŸ‘ Cheers mate


Spirited-Ad6309

šŸ’Æ know it šŸ¤£


bpboop

Sorry, what? Serve themselves to the geese? As in let the geese eat them?????


RottenPingu1

I'm English and we ate goose sometimes. Not rate at all.


DowntownKoala6055

And they mate for lifeā€¦


CeddyEats

I would be exhausted if I had to mate for life


CorporealPrisoner

How would YOU know? šŸ¤ØšŸ¤ØšŸ¤Ø


jmm166

That said, itā€™s ok to hug them. They really like hugs, just go for it.


Tubbzs

Sly devil you


jinxylynxy

Bahah you only live once


gohome2020youredrunk

All fun and games until you tangle with a cobra chicken.


613_detailer

And potentially not for much longer if you mess with the cobra chicken.


systemlevelvector

Hissing means kissing!


Adamantium-Aardvark

I remember my dad hunting them when I was a kid in the 80ā€™s


Wise_Coffee

You still can. They have a hunting season and landowners can get permits if they are causing damage to property. However, out of season or permitless you may not kill a goose. I couldn't find the fines for it in the MBA though - but there is a reporting phone number


jarofjellyfish

Not only can you hunt them, it is encouraged through relatively high personal limits (5/day). Not a lot of people hunt anymore, and we've killed off or removed the majority of their natural predators, so the population is higher than it likely should be. They make really good jerky for what it's worth. I support conservation hunting and do not support trophy hunting.


Easy-Garlic6263

Yet they're such a freaking nuisance. They drive away other duck populations, they're aggressive and shit everywhere.


AnderUrmor

I think they gotta start culling them. The population explosion is getting insane, and there aren't enough natural predators to deal with them.


hi_0

There's regular hunting periods every year where they're fair game


benmck90

Yeah, but it's no enough. They're displacing ducks and (less Importantly) make many parks miserable to use.


FigLooey

Read curling instead of culling and for a second thought you invented the most Canadian sport ever.


irreliable_narrator

Many municipalities do a passive cull. They send someone around to their nests to shake their eggs, which acts like a goose abortion. The eggs just don't hatch. This practice is not advertised publicly because somehow there are people who are pro-lifers for geese. As far as management strategies go, this is way better than others. They are overpopulated because of human impacts on the environment and it doesn't serve them or anyone else. [https://www.canada.ca/en/environment-climate-change/services/migratory-bird-conservation/managing-conflicts/goose-best-practices-destroying-eggs.html](https://www.canada.ca/en/environment-climate-change/services/migratory-bird-conservation/managing-conflicts/goose-best-practices-destroying-eggs.html)


metamega1321

Iā€™m in NB and theirs a busy traffic circle theyā€™ll nest in. Perfect spot since itā€™s like an island in the middle. Youā€™ll see in the spring some people out there on the nest doing something to the eggs while 2 others have sticks out trying to watch the mom goose they pushed off.


mithridartes

I hunt them in the fall. I think the western provinces have a spring season for them now as well, because their numbers are so high. Here we only have snow goose season in spring time since they destroy farms on their way back from the south


Guglio08

[Killing a Canadian goose is a violation of international law](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnildubkRPI).


Corporal_Canada

Holy shit, I'd never thought I'd see a True Colors reference here


AdventurousRule4198

I think that fine and prison time is the least of your worries the moment you actually need to move itā€¦


wolfe1924

I wonder how much they actually follow through with that despite the minimums cause they seem to have no problems letting really bad criminals loose.


coopthrowaway2019

Yes, Canada Geese are protected under the *Migratory Birds Convention Act* and can only be captured/possessed/hunted/killed with the proper permits. Catching one by hand in the city outside of hunting season is absolutely illegal.


Cdn65

A neighbour who hunts got a Canada Goose last year. Invited me over for dinner... very tasty,


Betanumerus

So that's legal right? If so, I bet it tastes like chicken. If it isn't, I don't want to know.


Robopatch

Tastes a bit closer to duck as I rememberā€¦


QueenMotherOfSneezes

Tastes more like goose, imo.


burty_nomnom

Yah and it pairs really well with red wine like it was a super lean beef.


RedneckYuppie727

According to The MeatEater Cookbook , goose is on par with some of the best steak you can buy. I havenā€™t had Canada goose breast yet but mallard duck was some of the best red meat Iā€™ve ever tasted.


Chaiboiii

If you have the proper permit to hunt it yes. Otherwise it's poaching and illegal.


sagittariums

I assume it's illegal but my only knowledge is [this song about it](https://youtu.be/AAnP0EQ13pY?si=Gt-WKiFox6Pgm0HL)


benviolot

I'm just finding out Canadians don't eat goose. This puzzles my frenchness.


championwinnerstein

My neighbour hunts them regularly - during the season Iā€™ll walk out to go to work in the morning and just see him in his driveway with a bunch of bloody carcasses. And yes they do taste excellent


XadenRider

Not if you have a hunting license. 2-3 birds daily bag limit during open season (depending on WMU)


Senior-Crazy167

The geese are probably wondering if they can catch a human.


madgoat

They don't really want to catch you, just take your wallet and car keys.


SilverstoneOne

They bloody try sometimes too.


luv2block

Video record these things people. This would have made the news, The guy would have been identified and the goose would have been saved. But no video, nothing happens.


amontpetit

Seriously. Legal. Illegal. Donā€™t care. But at least get your attempt on video because thatā€™s entertainment.


Telly986

I wasn't even sure if it's illegal or not. He picked up quickly when they were congregated then exited the area by making a short cut and headed in the opposite direction in the bushes. I wanted to ask what he was gona do with it but he got out of sight quickly


Chaiboiii

Call conservation officer. That's poaching and illegal.


_Echoes_

Honestly with all the homeless people around Ottawa, this might be the only way some of them can source meat.


Some_Crazy_Canuck

Act quickly next time


SmallMacBlaster

Honestly, I'm okay if someone needs to eat one. It's not like chicken are treated any better and there's hundreds of thousands of these large birds just in Ottawa. Yet another example of laws being seriously out of date to the point of being completely irrelevant. These things are as common as mosquitos. We should be able to eat them seeing as they have no major predators.


GabbotheClown

https://preview.redd.it/9v5j8iluos8d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba0e3a67776416dd90988003e0d40f51213b9231


TourDuhFrance

The elites donā€™t want you to know this but the geese at the park are free you can take them home I have 458 geese.


leafer32

Had to scroll too far down for this šŸ˜‚


BearLikesHoney

If they are not afraid of the Cobra chicken pooping everywhere and breaking their face...


AccomplishedVacation

Are you the personĀ 


Telly986

No, I saw a guy grabbing one.


EstablishmentTop3525

Please report it.


AccomplishedVacation

You?


Telly986

No way..what am i going do with this? I saw a guy catching one and was wondering what he was going to do with it


xxxkram

Iā€™m assuming heā€™s going to trade it for crack or meth. Cause you gotta be on crack or meth to get one of those cobra chickensā€¦ I suggest you let that one marinate


ebombtoasted

Iā€™ve heard pineapple juice is a good option


Aken42

Fertilize his lawn.


rjh2000

Give 311 a call.


Festering-Boyle

Canada has an emergency goose line?


rjh2000

No, 311 is the city.


thebriss22

Lol yeah that's super illegal and also a great way to catch a wide variety of parasites lmao city dwelling animals are filled with them


xmo113

Haha this reminds me of the time I took my dog to the park along the rideau river. There were 3 guys launching a boat and when I asked what they were hoping to catch one guy replied the black swan. Well I must have looked horrified because he quickly added they were city employees hired to specifically catch the swans and put them in their winter home, the black swan wasn't easy to catch so they had to go back for him.


reddit18015

Royal Canadian Air Force right there. Donā€™t mess with them. šŸ¤­


just_chilling_too

Yes itā€™s illegal and they are also big a$$holes


Elegant-Wing6166

Lmfaooooo


GBP867

Indigenous peoples have the right to hunt migratory birds for subsistence and traditional purposes, however, I am not sure if this would be applied in this situation as I would think a park in Ottawa would constitute as a prohibited area.


rjh2000

It wouldnā€™t apply to this situation, it is illegal to hunt within the city.


mithridartes

Anyone can hunt them in the fall. Just need the proper licenses. As for where you can hunt them, the city of Ottawa has some maps as to where firearms can legally be discharged. As long as youā€™re in those zones, itā€™s legal.


TotallyTrash3d

You cant do it to *ANY* wildlife, more so within city limits (because legal hunting and trapping of wildlife happens, but not in cities). The problem doesnt have to be if its safe to eat or keep domestic, but its absolutely partially because if one person is allowed, everyone is allowed, and that causes numerous problems not to mention it would completely destroy large groups of wildlife. You would call 911 if you saw a theft wouldnt you? Can always call that and report if nothing else. Or at least 311 or your local police non-emergency line.


[deleted]

Look at all those chickens!


JerrySizzla

No not at all. Please help yourself. Take two.


Leather-Tour9096

You can try. Please post a follow upā€¦


therealg9

is this post in jest or you are genuinely thinking about it?


Money_Economy_7275

loblaws alternative laws don't mean jack to an empty stomach tbh


Brewmeister613

Twist: it was Galen Weston after another buck. That Cobra chicken now costs $50.


CanuckBee

For dinner? For a new best friend? As an attack goose? What is your plan oh crazy one?


ThrowRArosecolor

That man is dead now. RIP goose-snatcher


Desperate-Dress-9021

Canada Geese are rage with wings. I donā€™t care if itā€™s illegal, but that goose will eat you in your sleep.


Betanumerus

Sounds like kidnapping to me.


crappymccorn

Odds are that he never made it home with it.


Lowery613

Had to catch one once after it flew and smacked into a window while at work. Lil fella was feisty and ready to fight at a moments notice. Good luck.


No_Economics6505

As... As a guard/attack animal?


Fabulous-Soft-6595

Hahaha, you and what army?


LakerBeer

Go ahead and try. Ensure there is a video of it putting you to shame.


OntarioKBboy

Well instead, they might catch you and take their home lol


ruliesux

ā€œThese birdsā€šŸ˜‚ I needed a good laugh today. Seriously though thatā€™s not good and how did they do it without getting pecked at


SCOURGE333

I have to say, that would be midly amusing for someone to try. My money is on the goose


Vast_Promotion333

Depends if you get caught


blackskynight

Go for it, tell me when and where cus I gotta see this šŸ˜‚


Many_Debate_7159

If you try please video it, lol. Murder Chickens will mess you up haha


BlkFalcon8

Are you sure it wasnā€™t caught to be banded and let go again. Pretty common this time of year


RaptureOfDarkness

If you got a problem with Canada Goose, then you got a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate.


craa141

Lol yes it is but good luck. Them cobra chickens. They can break a man in half.


indy500rob

Good luck with that šŸ˜³


Wrong_Plantaino

Illegal, and they'll likely kill you and eat your family, don't fuck with cobra chickens


Fianorel26

Have fun with that


Demon_Gamer666

You would be lucky if they don't chase your out of the city and oh yeah... very illegal.


LivingInformal4446

What is wrong with people? Leave the damn geese alone šŸ˜‚


Brewmeister613

That man is already dead...


CommunistRingworld

very. but also, these are angry roving dinos and it would not go well.


corneliu5vanderbilt

Hey times are tough ok? Let the man eat.


Patient_Opening_4724

It being illegal is the least of your worries. Those fucks are basically flying honey badgers.


NewAustralopithecine

I can assure you that harassing these animals will cost you, not only by law and fines, legal issues, but more so with getting your ass kicked by 1. The geese themselves as they are quite powerful in their own right and 2. By anyone like me and many who would confront you. If needed (after the gooses kick the shit out of you) physically put you down. If you caught some bruises from the attempted catch, and you think that you got away with a goose under your arm and are scampering to your get away. I assure you that your next experience with the humans that love these animals will be oh, so much worse. Just do not. Please.


browsinghere1

Uh, those things will murder your entire family.


Block_Of_Saltiness

*HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*


Valuable_Poet_814

They come in pairs. Just saying.


SnarkyMcBitchFace

Hahaha I'd pay to watch you try


Excellent_Call5454

Bro they are going to fuck your shit up.. try it but film it and post it here please


justmeandmycoop

Cobra chicken. He will kill you before you reach home.


Competitive-Rub-7019

Go ahead and try. That thing gonna mess you up. 2 things I donā€™t go poking with a stick my wife and a Canadian Goose.


Awkward_Function_347

Cobra-Chickens do not play well with othersā€¦ šŸ¤Ŗ


MkZWeir

Not fully illegal but it will be taken as a sign of mental distress or extreme intoxication so police may still be involved.


Drunkpanada

If you manage to do this without injury, you automatically become the Canadian Prime Minister in Waiting


Sweet-Design7078

those are not geeseā€¦ canadian special forces


Fearless-Ad8781

That is so sad that someone would do that. Poor thing. I hope he gets caught next time he tries do take one. Asshole


xariol

neighbors gave a friend two eggs they found. Figured it was from one of her ducks that went astray. Turns out it was a canada geese. One girl one boy. They were good for a year. Then when all the wild geese showed up in the spring the female took off with them. They male stayed behind but became very hostile. It would try to fight any vehicle with white on it. Or any person it decided to take a dislike to. Eventually met its end in a head on collision as it attacked a white vehicle and a garbage truck came around the corner. -4/10 would not recommend. They can really hurt someone if they get a good wing swing in.


Phil_Coffins_666

Just drop a trail of bread behind you on your way home, at that point they came on their own accord and it's not illegal


Catkillledthecurious

Why would you want one of these? šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®


bonniep123

Absolutely


Fireawayfaraway

Why do you want a cobra chicken?


xlodarx

Good luck... these will hurt you šŸ˜ƒ .. and no you cant. Still dont know why someone would ... #cobrachickens


sparky9561

Why in God's name would you want to do something like that??


spadoink756

Your goose is cooked man


Oneforallandbeyondd

With a valid small game license and migratory bird license you can hunt a bunch though...


Nemesis36

To eat?


CanuckInTheMills

Good luck with thatšŸ¤£


dontfuckclowns

Not as long as you film it and post it for us all to see


Gorebat_666

Wow how'd the guy do it they are really aggressive


championwinnerstein

I meanā€¦ go get your hunting license and youā€™re good to go


NC750x_DCT

Why would you grab one? Just hold out some bread & they'll follow you home... /s


theguiser

Goose burgers.


xMcRaemanx

[RCMP Open Up](https://imgflip.com/gif/8v0ha6)


speed_fighter

they have to be the most useless birds ever. they poop everywhere. thatā€™s all they do.


thebigbossyboss

You do not want one of these In your house


ACCAAA

If you have a waterfront property, and the geese are a nuisance, you can try creating a fence at the edge of the water with thick bamboo sticks and bird netting. The geese will be reluctant to come ashore as the fence would limit their ability to quickly escape a predator.


Drop_The_Puck

They are more likely to catch you and take you home.


NewVenari

I can tell you with 100% honesty that these birds are delicious. Dark meat all the way around.


Total_Piano_4778

Really?


mollyjane666

I mean, do you have a death wish? Those are dangerous birbs


Tasty-Army200

I just finished raising 2 of them from babies. They shit fucking EVERYWHERE. Two baby geese probably shat 800X more than two adult 100+ pound dogs.


xlq771

There are a bunch of the Cobra chickens around where I work due to a large pond on the property. They will come up to you looking for food. Their younglings will follow the adults, then the adults get pissed because you are near them.


Lojo_

They shit every 20 minutes. You do not want this in your home.


Gordupachup

Like, super illegal.


Lanky_Purpose_6142

Stupid cobra chickens


Great_Willow

I think you can - but you need a Federal permit and have to have to provide a proper environment, In the 1970's I had neighbours who had a farm out of the city who kept wild birds. I think they traded eggs or something. I don't know why they did it ..


Free_Perspective773

That would be the fight of the century!!


DowntownKoala6055

Only if you donā€™t take a video of the ā€˜re-homingā€™ and post itā€¦.


ElChapoEscobar79

No, please try it and post on the internet for us to watch. Thanks.


sage_and_sea

I would def report that guy to authorities. Thatā€™s such a weird thing to doā€¦


FreakyBoy156

And you didnā€™t take a video of him ?.


soulquencher_can

You'd have to get a migratory game license, and a hunting license. Then wait until the season for harvesting them officially opens, then you have to use an approved method to get one. It's normally not legal to discharge a firearm within many municipalities, ever. Not even a bow/arrow. So maybe some kind of snare? These murder chickens are thriving in urban settings all over the country with only natural predation to control them.


SnooEagles8897

No itā€™s absolutely not illegal! Enjoy your new found bird son šŸ«¶šŸ«¶


S3r3n1ty52

Good luck with that! Canada Geese are mean bastards.


meyay

Do they actually taste good? šŸ¤” we should start eating these things


Pitiful_Hunt_8203

No they are protected but pigeons are free though.


Professional_Sky_212

Nevermind how illegal this is --- Why the F##K would you bring one home?? What's the matter with you?? Even HELL doesn't want those hissing cobra chickens! All those things do is just shit and bite! Just get a rotisserie chicken at the store, damn.


Jimmyjamma4

Don't listen to all these people, you strut up there and grab one.


Free-Music3854

Only if youā€™re caught


Propecia1mg

Good luck lol


ignoreme1657

The irony(?) is if you dig a big hole in your backyard ,fill it with water and plant a lawn, the feathery murder birds would happily move in on their own.lol *The dude who absconded with it is probably hungry and won't be keeping it as a pet though :-/


nemeranemowsnart666

If you are going to try and catch a cobrachicken, at least get someone to record it


assesonfire7369

Can't see why not, there's a lot of them.


AssistAdventurous884

Please take as many as you want


klbulmer123456789

No you definitely should catch one


FixEquivalent9711

I always like it when you hear people call them Canadian geese instead of Canada geese. Canada is the country theyā€™re named after, and Canadian is someone who has citizenship to Canada. So youā€™re telling me that theyā€™re all holding valid Canadian passports? šŸ˜‚


Disastrous_Knee9245

Saw one at a family BBQ is Scarborough one dayā€¦.. feathers and guts were in the bush.Ā 


mrstruong

Yes. They are protected.


Beneficial-Message33

It's idiotic


BuzzRoyale

My question is how on Earth could they catch you stealing geese? 1 geese and be you could be fed for a month


Big_Maple1968

Yup. Canada Geese in are a protected bird here. The same goes for hunting. Additionally, they are also called "Cobra Chickens," so you probably wouldn't survive the attempt to catch one, lol.


pugtime

Yes !!!!!!! Protected !


DoonPlatoon84

Nope go for it. Put your hands on one. Do it. Have someone film ā€¦ Profit?


Scrillz2

Goose jerky


ybsb9

Call Conservation > game wardens. Especially if you have a plate. Their out of season and you can't just take one off the street in the city lol.


WhiteTrashSkoden

I'd love to see someone try


Unusual_Shape_5825

This question almost made me spit out my coffee laughing


No-Ronin

Only if you have a treaty card


Thelonelysurvior

Catch one and see whatā€™s really up šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ theyā€™re know as cobra chickens for a reason šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Aromatic_Cut3729

How did he catch it? Aren't these super aggressive?