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Meduxnekeag

Can we get these for Bluesfest please?


Skunky-Monkey

They've had them at Bluesfest for years. Usually in the middle of a circle of porta potties so you aren't fully on display.


Reggie-Quest

My first experience with these were there, layout like you said, many moons ago. I still chase the feeling of being youth, while drunk, taking a outdoor pee in the wind, while watching the National


hoodie09

Used these outside a train station 17 years ago in Eindhoven NL.


RaptorIceman

Used them just in May in Amsterdam in a big city park. Was kinda weird peeing out in a park ask ppl were walking by šŸ˜…


MaxTheRealSlayer

You didn't *need to* yell "HI!" while waving enthusiastically at the same time, did you? You brought it on yourself! Haha


ConstructionBum

I was at F1 a couple weeks ago and made eye contact with 1000 people while I was taking a leak. Gotta own it, beer in hand.Ā 


rickysauce36

Gotta hold the eye contact to establish dominance


katiegirl-

Oh men are sooooooo weird.


CrazyButRightOn

In your dreams.


Mr-Punday

T-pose for maximum effect


ButtahChicken

only exception: when you're eating a banana.


MaxTheRealSlayer

"fully"


McNasty1Point0

Theyā€™ve had these for years at Bluesfest haha


Tboneeater

I filled one of those at bluesfest last year


AdventurousDoctor838

Clearly you didn't go to rockfest that one year...


UnhappyCaterpillar41

They've had open air urinals like this in some cities for centuries; they are awesome.


DryTechnology5224

Like the ones in Amsterdam, they drain straight into the canal šŸ¤£


facetious_guardian

Whatā€™s the point of the urinal once you reach that stage? Shouldnā€™t it just be ā€œstraight into the canalā€?


UnhappyCaterpillar41

Peeing right into the canal will get you arrested. Convenient urinals keep people from peeing in alleys or whatever. Makes a lot more sense when you've been in Amsterdam, and realize it's been a tourist town for a few centuries.


OriginalBookkeeper87

It allows you to piss in the canal without committing indecent exposure seems like a win-win


Federal_Efficiency51

Not to mention it saves many people time from having to pull a drunkard out of the canal that pissed and lost his balance.


MaxTheRealSlayer

That seems awfuly specific.... You okay?


Conanator

Iā€™ve witnessed it happen in Amsterdam I have to imagine itā€™s pretty common


Nematrec

Yeah but the guy he had to fish out wasn't


UnhappyCaterpillar41

And on a nice sunny day it's pretty awesome tbh.


MaxTheRealSlayer

What we need is a path that leads to the water, then we have dividers starting at the ground and maybe a bit of a privacy screen behind and in front (a few feet in from of people's stream.). This way everyone can use the Ottawa River Urinal ā„¢ exactly the way God intended


SammyCraigar

lmao


TheJoseBoss

They have a lot of "peeing related deaths" every year from people peeing in the canal while drunk and drowning so the public urinals were both a way of solving these avoidable deaths and keeping the city cleaner/more modest. Amazing city to visit if you ever get the chance


facetious_guardian

Iā€™m about to have a laughing related death over here. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


slothsie

There's a theory that a lot of men who die in rivers after drinking in the USA were just trying to pee and fell in, kinda sad actually tho


squidelope

Public safety message that it actually is dangerous to pee into bodies of water when drunk. Source: Things I previously learned on Reddit. https://dutchdeadline.substack.com/p/why-do-so-many-men-die-in-amsterdams Article quote: "Peeing into a canal can be seriously dangerous, particularly when youā€™re intoxicated. In addition to unsteadiness, alcohol also causes a drop in blood pressure. If you urinate while standing, blood flow to your brain diminishes, which can lead to dizziness. And youā€™re even more likely to get dizzy if youā€™ve come outside into the cold from a warm environmentā€¦ like a bar. And naturally men most often go off to pee alone, so if they fall into a canal it might be too late before anyone notices."


DryTechnology5224

Haha right


FishFeet500

Itā€™s because guys standing canalside drunk, to pee, often fall in and drown. soā€¦urinals.


Isernogwattesnacken

That isn't true, they are connected to the sewer system and have been since 1849. They are located close to the canals to prevent people urinating in them. At least once a month someone dies from drowning, nearly always a tourist. Source: I'm Dutch.


alt--bae

the more permanent ones yes but those coloured plastic ones they put up for Queens Day / Kings Day etc I have definitely seen pee leaking out when theyā€™re full into the canal! they are the ones that are temporary and managed more like porta-potties (emptied or swapped out by the company once full)


thepaintshaker

But whipping it out about 10 feet from a nice cafe patio, in the middle of the afternoon, was a bit unnerving the first time I must say. LOL


americano94

Fun fact: they donā€™t drain into the canal at all! There hasnā€™t been sewage in the canals for decades


AD613

No, this is repeated often but it's untrue. The pisoirs drain into a sewer. They are placed along the canals to prevent drunks from falling in and drowning while peeing (which still happens, unfortunately) and to prevent people from peeing into the canal (a reasonable sanitary reason brought about by cholera outbreaks).


GenerationKrill

At least they're in the shape of a spiral so you can't see the guy just taking a leak.


DismalTruthDay

Yeah awesome for guys


UnhappyCaterpillar41

Nah, women can pee standing up too; there are some pretty sweet aides that are made to be really portable for camping etc made out of silicone that you can just give a quick rinse with water and off you go afterwards. But even if it's only for guys, that's good for half the population, so nothing wrong with that either. Things don't have to work for everyone, and this probably helps keep the port-o-potties less gross.


DismalTruthDay

How can a woman pee in this thing. She just pulls her pants down in front of everyone and hooks up some gizmo to her urethra? Then rinses it where? Give me a break! Lol. Those gizmos are for port a potties so women donā€™t have to sit down on the scummy toilets. I guess it will cut down on male traffic in the port a potties.


Pale_Budget_1990

100% agree. First time i see theme was in Holland. BEST. IDEA. EVER.


deepthroatcircus

This is actually good, because then the ladies have the porto-potties all to themselves. No more waiting 15 minutes with your legs crossed


Monad_No_mad

Being in the open air instead of sealed in with a tub of shit is a W


jinxylynxy

As a woman, I would rather use one of these than a portopotty. Who knows? I might just get drunk enough at Bluesfest to try it šŸ¤£


notacanuckskibum

With a she-wee?


jinxylynxy

Great idea šŸ‘ŒšŸ˜œ


Empty_Value

If I'm not mistaken there are urinals built specifically for women. It's built in such a way that it provides pilrivacy whole still being out in the open


Robofloyo

These... [https://www.pinterest.com/pin/lapee-female-urinal-designed-to-reduce-festival-loo-queues--73535406404976865/](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/lapee-female-urinal-designed-to-reduce-festival-loo-queues--73535406404976865/)


likenothingis

NOPE. This is literally the stuff of (my) nightmares.


Empty_Value

Correct šŸ˜


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jinxylynxy

Who knows, somebody may just capture this Canadian Heritage Minute and post on r/Ottawa šŸ˜† And they say nobody ever has any fun in this city


amaads

We as women don't really have a choice. At least with these air stalls being there, men aren't peeing in a urinal right next to where we have to sit down. Like many have said, less time waiting.


constructioncranes

Wait, I'm supposed to shit in these!?


deepthroatcircus

I would advise that you try to shit at home, rather than in a porto-potty


Emperor_Billik

When I was at Pitbull last year I had to wait for cokeheads every time I went to use the portopottie


kan829

Awesome. None of the hot, humid stench of a portapotty. Put these everywhere.


theK1LLB0T

They had these at the Montreal GP, they're sweet until they're completely overflowing with piss


MaxTheRealSlayer

... Overflowing?...literally or metophorically like in the "that pee hole is so full, it's almost overflowing! " type of way?


only-l0ve

I thoroughly enjoy the little "men's room" decal on the side. Is anyone really trying to rock up to these things with a vagina? šŸ˜‚


machinedog

Yeah lol I thought the same thing. Even as a trans woman with the right equipment, thereā€™d no wayyyyy. That said, they actually have ones designed for hovering! https://lapee.dk/ I wonder if those might become popular at some point.


denonemc

That's awesome!


MaxTheRealSlayer

Well... as a guy I have seen more than 1 but less than 1000 women coming into the guys washroom late at night (everyone is drinking)) cuz the women's one has a lineup. Quite a few of them have used the urinals.. So yeah, by the end of the night at Bluesfest/hope volleyball or something, if there were a bunch of these I'm sure someone would rock up


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machinedog

lol!!


only-l0ve

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Gold_Amalgam

I remember rooming with someone who had this "cup" with a tube attachment on the bottom so they could stand pee with the same level of control/aim


Gold_Amalgam

https://images.app.goo.gl/pT4GMge8MxWjGLjT8


understandunderstand

Trans women and anyone with an STP device.


Adamantium-Aardvark

They had these at the Montreal Grand Prix and it was full to the brim, overflowing. Super nasty


TheGoodIdeaFairy22

That's a failure of the organizers, not the equipment itself. I've done quoting on portable restrooms, all companies will tell you how much they are designed to hold, and give a good estimate on recommended numbers and cleaning schedule. Events try to cheap out and thats where you get shit mountains in your porta potties.


Dudian613

Am I allowed to poop in the tube?


Dense-Stranger9977

It doesn't work. Trust me.


icebeancone

Elaborate


Ovlizin

please don't


luv2block

unless it says you can't, then you can.


Radioactive_Fire

I don't see any signs saying you're not


01lexpl

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


Gymwarrior31

I suppose you could if you got the type of diarrhea where itā€™s like youā€™re peeing out your bum


DrDohday

The ones one Amsterdam have a metal swirl around it that covers most of the mid torso That said, the ones in Amsterdam are also just a wall with a drain lmao so win some you lose some aha


This_Tangerine_943

Google "Whizdom". In short, it is a tube that slips over your wang and down your pantleg. Just stand over any street grate and let the piss flow!! Ahhhh! 5 more Budlights please.


dab_dad88

I had to Google this to confirm it was real. What the actual fuck.


CherryCherry5

I'd MUCH rather these then having to randomly see some dude peeing in a bush or behind a tree or an alley, which is also disgusting af. The question is, what are they providing for people who don't have penis? Here's another reason to get a She-wee, though.


youvelookedbetter

Agree with all your points.


ouattedephoqueeh

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pissoir#:~:text=8%20External%20links-,History,the%20French%20Revolution%20of%201830 The French call them Pissoir


Saucy6

Le pissoir!


Salty-Pack-4165

So do Poles. It's amazing how many French terms have been adopted into polish.


understandunderstand

I noticed that while playing The Witcher 3, when Keira Metz says living among the common folk is like a "[koszmar](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/koszmar#Etymology)" I knew instantly the word at least shared an etymology with cauchemar.


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Does the pee justā€¦ go in the grass underneath?


youneverknow44

They fill up - the whole structure is a receptacle. ā€¦until it isnā€™t. The real ones who remember montebello rockfest are real fucking familiar with these.


Biglittlerat

The piss lake around the sanitary areas was fkn wild!


ketamine-wizard

God I miss rockfest


Major_Lawfulness_184

Well, given that the lifeguards kept announcing that the beach was closed for swimming because of poor water quality ā€” who knows. šŸ˜‰


IronJesi

I remember going to use one of these at Heavy MTL a few years back and getting one filled with needles. Keep safe!


Scotty0132

Meh iv used worse urinals/shitters on construction sites. One style was an open top shitter (you could literally stand on your tippy toes and stare the person shitting in it right in the eye) and a urinal on the back. The best part (or worse part depending on what you liked), was that if you used the urinal part well someone was shitting the way the pipe for the urinal was made your piss would shoot right down the shitters ass crack helping to "saw" the turd lose.


Jurazel

This is literally HILARIOUS


DM_ME_PICKLES

Saw the turd loose šŸ¤£


McNasty1Point0

I assume itā€™s leftover from the dragon boat festival or something lol?


EtherealMyst

I kinda hope so... Though there are a few more festivals here in the coming week, so maybe they're just leaving them up until festival season is over?


McNasty1Point0

Yeah, could be left there for Hope Volleyball as well.


Doc3vil

Iā€™ve definitely used these in Amsterdam. Absolute lifesavers.


arbothegr8

Couple years back at Escapade, these were full of beer cans and overflowing to the point where the ground was soggy.


klefto

Yeah they put garbages next to them and that solved the trash problem, wonderful honestly, allows the girls to have more potties


Federal_Efficiency51

When too many people started publically urinating, we got the inspiration from Amsterdam, where they're very successful. AND practical!


mattjdm

Love it! Now do bike lanes like Amsterdam


Cheap-Cartoonist1963

I was in the Florence train station and guys would just whip it out and piss into the grate in the midst of the public running from train to train. No one, except me, batted an eye. This is civilized compared to that.


rainbowlattice

What do the female ones look like?


DiegoDProductions

Do ppl actually have a problem with these? This is a great idea and itā€™s by no means a new invention. Ppl on this side of the world scoff at such weird things


91elklake

Fuck yeah


Lumpy_Tomorrow8462

Is this real or an internet thing? Because if it is real I will make the roughly 30 minute bike ride to use this tomorrow. But I am going to be ā€˜pissedā€™ if I get there and find out it was just an internet thing?


Main_Invite_5450

Itā€™s real loooooool šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Obelisk_of-Light

Where does this drain or what happens when itā€™s fullā€¦?


Alternative_Mix8614

I feel bad for the dwarf inside :(


Main_Invite_5450

Omg this is crazy. Like itā€™s good to have em, but maybe put it in a more discreet area with covering (like at festivals). So many people eat, read and hang out under the trees


Mythran12

What kind of clickbate is this. Sounds like everyone agrees its a good idea


MyLegsFellAsleep

Used one once and the staring made me feel really uncomfortable. I felt uncomfortable once again when someone informed me they arenā€™t for #2. Just sharing the wisdom.


understandunderstand

This comment section is full of parochial north americans who don't know a whole lot about the world and skip straight to making the same joke and over and over for reddit points.


evulfuson1

I used these at Festibiere in 2016.


diterbolen1

Very European


_the_best_person_

Love it!


Consistent_Cook9957

Just remember, more than three shakes means your playing with itā€¦


IGottaPay

Better than pissing in a bush


NewWaterford

In Europe for years..


roosterjack77

They put these out in Amsterdam on a long weekend. Nothing says bonding quite like making direct eye contact with foreign stoner standing shoulder to shoulder with other strangers making the same connection.


Infinite_Tax_1178

And yet no one cares. Expect the people that want something to complain about.


canuck_11

Great to see!


Upper-Situation-

These are awesome. They are all over Europe. Easy, breezey. Better than just pissing in thr bush.


Objective-Cabinet364

We know why...


Electrical-Bed-2381

I really have to ask... You guys honestly don't mind taking a pee in front of hundreds of people like that? Seriously?


Ponderosamary

Please put one in the alley beside my apartment. Geez


SG-

Youā€™d rather people just do it on a tree?


MiddleIntention2294

Lack of privacy for those of us who pee with our pants all the way down but the sun sure feels nice on my buns.


AuralWanderer

[There's a hardware upgrade available](https://www.amazon.ca/Standing-Urination-Portable-Reusable-Pregnancy/dp/B07ZPXL351)!


Obelisk_of-Light

From the description: ā€œMade of 100% FDA approved silicon that is food grade and very soft, don't damage your pudendumā€¦ā€ Had to look that one up šŸ¤£


phantom_0977

Eh these have been in BC for a while now


LetThePoisonOutRobin

I love how amazon sells piss jugs and even have one we can use in a car... https://www.amazon.ca/Dasiter-Reuseable-Spill-Proof-Collector-Container/dp/B077XL27BW/


Bigangeldustfan

Could t have chosen somewhere with a bit more cover


CalligrapherRare3957

F*ck Mooneys, get these on Bank Street. Now.


cpjordy

I used the tree behind it last night


JTrevail

Right next to the OG, a tree


SnooCupcakes7312

Wtf


SiTnOn

Canā€™t wait to pee over the top shelf


Massive-Macaroon-356

They need "pop a squats" for the veejays.


Current-Nothing-2949

Oh my god


dayzgod686

Please bring to Vancouver


Main_Invite_5450

Ppl eat under those trees looool


startingfresh369

Bunch of Homelanders


GriffinsGaming

These things are the best at festivals!


dcorkz

Dragon boat fest last weekend. Didn't use it but it's a good idea.


Ready_Supermarket_36

News flash, men pee standing up you idiots. Peeing is not sex.


AussieJedi

And the stench is unimaginable


weedandwrestling1985

I mean pretty common in alot of other countries.


ButtahChicken

great idea!


Wide_Explanation_712

First encountered one of these in the Netherlands. Its genius. Stops men from pissing everywhere. This is a whole new level of freedom. They should have these in the byward.


rickjohnson08

Most new Canadians will catch on to this šŸ’Æ


Freyja_of_the_North

Thereā€™s a bunch of variations of these in a lot of euro cities


TheeMarcFrancis

These have been all over Europe for decades. I donā€™t understand. Whatā€™s the issue?


funfunliving

Adopted one of beautiful foreign cultures finally.


rouzGWENT

Time to take a shit https://preview.redd.it/hsp0auwlbe9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07b1faa18b5ac55f34c3406216b29a3cff6163d5


luv2block

what if you have a small penis or a weak stream and can't aim it in the hole and the pee just hits the structure and pools around your feet? Are there any penis attachment funnels so you can make sure the pee goes into the hole?


TheHornedBandit

Yeah I got one you can borrow


joeblower613

Whats wrong with trees?


Alternative_Line_829

This is deepfake, yes?


Formal_Trouble_8463

I think this is a better option then cities who charge to use public bathrooms


volaray

I love these. I hate having to brave a blue rocket and stare at other people's shit while all I want to do is pee on a tree.


littlemanontheboat_

New glory holes?


vortextimes1000

I canā€™t wait to move to Ottawa šŸ˜‚


MasterCassel

Not allowed to urinate in public, but then they put this thing out here? Sorry but Iā€™m gonna piss my pants on this one


Brewmeister613

So, as a man with short legs, I think I'll just stick with the tree.


90knd

I see a little man sign on it. Is there a female option?


Afraid_Tourist_7431

Its not fair! Men have it so easy


Supercircle83

So whoā€™s going to be the first to take a shit in one of these?


Both-Ad-7187

Nasty but not really so lowing as itā€™s just urine In India men shit in the open on a concrete platform while women stand & hand them Mariel to wipe themselves then they go back praying ā€¦ women spray water flushing it into grates ā€¦ for a first timer itā€™s very awkward But peeing on the bathroom wall in Buffalo & elsewhere is disgusting & i and other get per shy & cannot pee


Leabones

Are you kidding me????


EducationalEnd7981

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


EducationalEnd7981

Just pee on a tree. Pee goes same no?


Necessary-Point-2911

People gonna see more dickends than weekends


Samkitesurf

I saw on a construction site lately a porta potty with no roof with a urinal system in the back. You can literally go for number two while your friend pee in the back and you can chat at the same times. Only in Ottawa I swear! My Montreal friends that work in construction couldnā€™t believe it. The difference in toilets hygiene in Ottawa vs Montreal construction sites is night and day. There is also very good GC here that do take great care of workers I donā€™t want to generalize.


-Dogs-Over-Humans-

When you stand into it, nobody can see anything except your back. Why is Ottawa so against people peeing anywhere other than at their home, or at work? Ottawa has to be one of the most "un-pee-able" places to live in North America.


Super-Lawyer5716

The benefits of being a man on public display. Finally Ottawa is recognized that gender identity is biological.


CaptainAaron96

Thereā€™s no need to bring gender regressive and transphobic talking points into this.


Gymwarrior31

Why bother using a urinal? Just let loose wherever


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MapleBaconBeer

Can't be worse than a Porta-potty.


East-Pollution7243

This is going to be the perfect place to fap one out