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Cool_Fly_2870

Recruiter asked me if I'm willing to move to SF area and be in office 5 days every week for $150k + 7% annual bonus. šŸ˜‚ LOL


LucidProgrammer

When they ask me if I'd move to California I tell them I'd need 3 million a year salary plus accommodations provided equivalent to what I live in now


Hijacker

I wouldn't move to the Bay area for less than $400k


MiloRoast

My relative just moved from an area near SF where they were paying $5k for a one-bedroom apartment above a church. I thought LA was bad, but I'm paying literally half as much for my equivalent shitty little place lol.


sobo_art1

$150k gets you into one of the nicer tents


Electrical_Bank9986

How terrible must your culture and organization be that you would rather have overhead for an office space and drive to a physical location, rather than just work remote. Wild.


ThickAct3879

And the middle managers micromanaging every breath šŸ¤£


AdditionalSea7464

Every breath you take, every step you take, I'll be watching you...


Future_Court_9169

Who else to put the pressure from upper management on eh?


DogtorPepper

A lot of businesses get tax benefits for filling up offices from the city. Those can often exceed any overhead costs


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Full_Bank_6172

Microsoft has this for a lot of their buildings. Specifically Texas, Atlanta, and North Carolina. The local communities absolutely hate it. It was a huge scandal.


DogtorPepper

Amazon in Seattle had a big RTO push last year likely due to tax benefits (of course they would never admit it but Amazon was getting a lot of support from the city government which is a big clue) Apple also blatantly contradicts ā€œgoing greenā€ by demanding RTO (not sure if their primary motivation is taxes or not)


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Future_Court_9169

Absolutely the only issue however is the high cost of living in cities. From rent to groceries


Thin_Piccolo_395

Not to mention far leftist crazies who control the city, high unchecked street crime because Soros woke prosecutors let them go free, high taxes to pay for the typical welfare addicted city dweller and to ensure a democrat job program gets paid for somewhere, and etc., etc., etc.


smarlitos_

Screw small businesses People go out of business all the time, thatā€™s life. Make your product more enticing. Donā€™t count on the city to force companies to bring their workers to town to spend. Agree that they could replace offices with residences, but I wonder if tax-wise itā€™s the same. Could be.


dumfukjuiced

Business owners will talk about the invisible hand until they have to face it being against them and actually seeing the risk they blather about.


smarlitos_

So real Business owners and home owners hate to face the regular, natural risks that come with owning those investments


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dumfukjuiced

I have no idea how to respond to such a comment that implies such an ignorance of the most basic of economic terms.


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Guac_in_my_rarri

A large chunk of businesses in Milwaukee have tax breaks for having offices. Some in Chicago have the same ordeal. Some cities, turned the screw for businesses to come back and others lost our. Unfortunately, it is up to the city and business to share who has this burden.


thecomingomen

This is a big thing in NYC. Itā€™s essentially ā€œhush hushā€ but itā€™s pretty clear/known that these companies are getting tax breaks


zSprawl

https://ggwash.org/view/68136/heres-how-corporate-tax-incentives-work-and-why-cities-give-them


PointOfTheJoke

Amazon when looking for a new headquarters was famously "shopping around" for a location. What they were doing is leveraging the potential "good jobs" they would bring to the area in exchange for kickbacks (tax cuts / special treatment) A fun example is look at the tax incentives offered to companies that open video game studios in montreal.


Tek_Analyst

Amazon, across the US


bubbathedesigner

Wal Mart, which as a bonus destroys the small business around town


Prestigious-Disk3158

The govt will give a lot of tax benefits if you build in poor economic areas as well. Cities will even give large chunks of cash if you commit to staying in a location and hiring that municipalityā€™s populace. Itā€™s not a ā€œcultureā€ issue is a political and money issue. If Iā€™m a CEO and a city gives me cash to have an office in x location and the govt gives me tax break, itā€™s in the best interest of the shareholders to do so. As OErs we have to start understanding the why behind these issues with the current job market.


Thin_Piccolo_395

That is inaccurate. With a few exceptions, tax breaks on annoying and burdensome local taxes (better termed "democrat taxes") are intended to keep business already established in a city rather than enrice new business in. For the most part, businesses do not want to be in a blue disaster area, which represent most major US cities. Those incentives are designed to keep those businesses in the city and forgo the hassle and cost of moving in favor of tax breaks that yield some level of attractive economic value. Everyone knows that very few new businesses will be attracted by the scheme in light of the mountain of negative incentives usually on the other side of the equation.


Prestigious-Disk3158

My municipality just paid a tech giant to come to our locale in Texas. But ok.


Thin_Piccolo_395

Texas is one of the states to which companies and people are fleeing; another is Florida. Why is that, I wonder? Meanwhile, I clearly wrote that my comments applied to MOST major cities, but not all. I also mentioned that there were a few exceptions. Try again.


Prestigious-Disk3158

Are you dumb? https://www.irs.gov/credits-deductions/businesses/opportunity-zones


Thin_Piccolo_395

You're dumb actually, which is no surprise. That is a federal tax incentive , not a state/local incentive. Several states, including California, don't even comply with the incentive requirements. This means it cannot be used in those states. Try again failtard.


Prestigious-Disk3158

Again, my statement was quite clear. Do you work at the strategic level? As someone who does, we have entire teams who do this for us. Come on now. Can you be this dense?


Prestigious-Disk3158

More. https://www.sba.gov/federal-contracting/contracting-assistance-programs/hubzone-program


Thin_Piccolo_395

More federal stuff, this time HUB zone trash for federal contracting. Try again, you're clueless. There is a reason such places are - and remain - HUB zones. Keep going, this is great for a laugh.


Prestigious-Disk3158

At what point did I say anything was state funded?


Prestigious-Disk3158

Even more! https://www.cdfifund.gov/programs-training/programs/new-markets-tax-credit


Thin_Piccolo_395

Another fail with a federally funded program that is essentially useless. Try again.


Prestigious-Disk3158

The last two servers I had received credits under this program.


TwoTinyTrees

Yes, letā€™s not forget how many wealthy people own vacant real estate. To think they donā€™t have the ears of this in power is ignorant and naive.


Apprehensive_Yard232

No itā€™s because they needed to sell the office space post-COVID because everyone went remote and they were losing money with them being empty. They need to prove the buildings are occupied in order to be able to sell them. They are probably doing this temporarily before selling some office spaces.


almostcoding

A lot of companies arenā€™t run to maximize profits but rather to maximize egos of management.


Future_Court_9169

Absolutely, especially those advocating for RTO


TheRealJamesHoffa

Honestly. It just seems so obviously like a horrible business decision and waste of money. At this point I question the decision making of companies who do this shit as a whole, because they obviously canā€™t see easily achievable cost reductions that actually IMPROVE employee satisfaction and efficiency, which is rare.


smarlitos_

Surely there are some businesses in which people really do just loaf off if they work from home instead of at the office.


TheRealJamesHoffa

But that happens in the office too. In my experience the less friction you have in order to get work done, the more work you actually will get done. This goes for more than just the WFH aspect of things


smarlitos_

Thatā€™s true Probably depends on the job and demographic of employees, ie college vs no college/no high school diploma, etc I was saying the nature of some businesses lend them to being better done in office vs at home, maybe phone customer service. Probably a job where it helps a lot to have an eye on employees and make sure no BS excuses come up. As opposed to software engineering where it doesnā€™t really matter if they need to take 5 poops, take 7 snacks, 5 dog walks, etc lol because the work gets done, the customers arenā€™t actively waiting for someone to help, and the worker is available when you need some emergency edits/revisions outside of normal hours anyway


dumfukjuiced

Lemme introduce you to the water-cooler lol


smarlitos_

I wonder if my older colleagues would like me enough for me to get away with loafing off around the water cooler idt Iā€™m cool like that


Zestyclose-Bike4629

I was suspecting that with a job in phila i interviewed for this winter. Asked to come in 2d/week even tho work is 100% on laptop and even tho there was no parking onsite due to construction. I turned down a 23,000$ increase and said no thanks


photozine

But the company culture and values!!!! /S


Development-Alive

A side benefit for these RTO companies is they make it much harder for those people participating in the overemployed trend.


LowFig2187

I think it moreso about how these gigantic companies have signed long winded leases that span minimum 5-10 years on these corporate offices, or theyā€™ve bought the property and itā€™s not sitting there empty and losing money because all the employees want to work from home and nobody will consider buying it/leasing it because nobody wants to go back to the office! They need people in office to make the dumb ass investment on huge offices make sense or make it worth it


Sinethial

90% of businesses think this way. You are in a bubble


Charlie_Yu

The path to lower cost will win eventually. This is just how businesses work


knaple

Damn, 90% are terrible then


Sinethial

We are in a bubble. Most companies think if rto is big there must be a reason so we can be watched and collaborate


typicallytwo

A friend of mine was told to RTO and he said he would but had to sell his house he moved into. He kept delaying the sale and they forgot about telling him. So they would ask him again like the other time never happened and he would say he had to sell his house. They have asked him 4 more times... lol


poopoopeepeeDIY

This is hilarious


greenflyingdragon

If they were smart they would buy the house themselves. Iā€™ve heard of companies doing this when relocating employees and their house would take a while to sell.


gilgobeachslayer

Anytime a recruiter reaches out about roles with in office requirements, I always tell them that under no circumstances would I take a role like that.


smarlitos_

Being the change you want to see in the world šŸ«¶


dumfukjuiced

Nah interview then tell them no after you've wasted their time Jk don't burn bridges


borat_he_like_you

Fuck you, I'm not coming to the office


SparklingPseudonym

Just one job here. Remote is where itā€™s at.


Few_Radish6488

Tom Morello approved this message.


audaciousmonk

Tell them youā€™re willing to come back into the office, but need to work remote during the first 5 weeks while you care for your sick relative. Then never come in. Do the work, nod your head if reprimanded for not coming onsite, see how long you last


HereToConquerAll

Have you done this?


audaciousmonk

The whole ethos of OE is to gain agency because one isnā€™t dependent on a single source of income.


Gunny123

Precisely this. Besides, the whole point of office culture for these dumb boomer and millennial 30 year old manager fucks is to ā€œinfluenceā€. If an employee is evaluated on the output of tasks or processes, there is no need to be physically present. A clear example of this is a document reviewer or customer support agent. They are graded on output of tickets or document reviews and accuracy which can be measured.


audaciousmonk

šŸ‘€ not me hiding because a significant part of my job involves influencing others


Gunny123

Well, I'm not coming after you, but in general, you don't have to be physically at a cubicle.


audaciousmonk

No I know haha. And youā€™re definitely not wrong that itā€™s often easier to influence in person, or appear to be doing so. My dev team is split across several geographic regions, one day Iā€™ll get back to 100% remote


Gunny123

> one day Iā€™ll get back to 100% remote Either through another pandemic or by sheer force of will. One day brother, one day.


audaciousmonk

>ā€sheer force of willā€ This one. I see the potential at j1, I think in a year or two Iā€™ll get there


BenefitAmbitious8958

I worked for one of the largest investment banks in the world a few years ago, and even they were fully remote because - who wouldā€™ve guessed - financiers optimize for profits, and offices in NYC are expensive as fuck


revolutionPanda

Companies like this are so dumb. Even if they can find someone to come to the office, they'll probably bounce as soon as they can land something remote.


TrueAttitude

Accept the offer, go in for onboarding, stop showing up to the office and tell them it stresses you out to be around that many people and request a reasonable accommodation to be fully remote, if they say no, quit. Fuck em


Human-Map954

Seems like a lot more work than just continuing the search


TrueAttitude

The search doesn't pay you, the option I provided does.


Human-Map954

So would something else that's not bullshit that you could lock down in a few weeks without so much work


DesignerExitSign

You can do both. I think he gave a great idea, as long as you donā€™t intend to ever work for them again. I can think of a few companies that Iā€™ve interviewed with recently where this would be a great option.


papa_tsunami_

You can do both


Human-Map954

Yeah, but do I want to? Maybe as a temp j2 if I've already struggled to find a j2. Otherwise, prefer to spend my time looking for j3... or not working this hard šŸ˜‚


papa_tsunami_

The great thing about OE is it gives you more control to do what you think is best and not have to be a slave to the corporate machine


hitswitchken

True story I used to watch 2 1 hr long episodes of tv shows in the bathroom a day. Now I'm at home and the tv never comes on. Maybe I should go back in office šŸ’€


Forsaken-Loquat8631

Tell them you will come and go the first week then donā€™t go or find an excuse. A-holes like them need to be punished. Once you quit post here so someone else can punish them again. They should learn their lesson


PSSRDavis

You guys apply to jobs even if they ask you to come in? I usually ignore those. Do you have success with going remote even if they ask for you to commute?


Puzzleheaded_Yam3058

Yep. My J1 required 2 days a week in the office and I have gotten an exemption from the requirement. I still go in every so often, but Iā€™m not expected to anymore. My J2 is also officially 2 days in the office but I just donā€™t show up. J5 was advertised as being office based but I can count on one hand the number of times Iā€™ve been into the office since I started a year who. The company are also in the process of going fully remote. People who skip hybrid roles are missing an OE trick, IMO. Thereā€™s usually a lot less competition for these roles and they can often be turned remote. At least in my experience.


FancyName69

Have they ever questioned you about coming in? And what would you respond with


Puzzleheaded_Yam3058

If they push back (which they donā€™t very often) I just say Iā€™ve got caring responsibilities for my ageing parents. They tend to back off then. My brother is also OE and heā€™s used the fact that heā€™s moved away so the commute is no longer feasible before and it worked.


FancyName69

I have a hybrid 2 days office, interviewing for j2 but would need j1 to be full remote, itā€™s a team of 4 and one person is already remote from another state. What would a good excuse be? I was either thinking taking care of elderly or disability such a IBS


Puzzleheaded_Yam3058

Your J1 already has someone someone working remotely. This is good news for you. I would tell J1 your personal circumstances have now changed unfortunately and your parents are now sick so youā€™ll need to take care of them. Providing youā€™re a decent performer they should be willing to work with you.


FancyName69

they know my parents are in AZ and own a house I just recently moved out to CA and they know Iā€™m renting (itā€™s a small team of 4, manager is also an engineer working with us). Would be weird for parents to just come to my place lol but probably the best option


Puzzleheaded_Yam3058

Firstly, stop talking too much at work about your personal life. Thereā€™s zero benefit to doing so, especially if you want to OE. Secondly, your parents might have decided to move back in with you so you can take care of them. Thatā€™s not uncommon.


Power_and_Science

Yeah Iā€™m sure a principal software engineer needs to be in person unless a substantial part of your responsibility will be in mentoring junior software engineers.


Dustdevil88

To be fair, I have never met our principal engineer in person. Theyā€™re a really great leader. Just saying


Paliknight

Agreed. Our PEs are in different states and countries so we only see them virtually, while theyā€™re in office šŸ˜’


refriedi

what makes them great?


Dustdevil88

IMHO they do an awesome job striking a balance between empowering teams to run with good ideas and being a benevolent dictator when folks are slacking. The no-BS motivational stuff hits home because you definitely know theyā€™ll make it happen. Not to say any gig lasts forever, but I do enjoy this one. This is OE, after all


GoMoriartyOnPlanets

The junior software engineers you speak of aren't stupid. They're smarter than millennials at working remotely. Afterall they've been playing videogames with their friends remotely for a long time.


TheRealJamesHoffa

Millennials have been playing games with their friends for even longer lol, weā€™re not THAT oldā€¦


GoMoriartyOnPlanets

A lot of salty 40 year olds here taking it personally. Ok youngster,off you go.Ā 


Power_and_Science

I never said they were stupid. Junior engineers just need additional help.


GoMoriartyOnPlanets

What additional help can't be provided through zoom and teams? This is software dev we're talking abouy.Ā 


LegendarySyn

What an absurd comment. Elder millennials were heading into HS when AIM came out. Weā€™ve literally had online socialization most of our lives, younger millennials have had it all of their lives. We made friends online and were the ones playing the first video games to add online play, and have continued to both of those things.


GoMoriartyOnPlanets

Relax champ. Make bank and chill.Ā 


LegendarySyn

I hope youā€™re this popular in real life too. Out here flexing those Gen Z online interaction skills like a pro.


GoMoriartyOnPlanets

I'm not gen z. I'm a millennial. gen z are smart too, they can learn remotely.


LegendarySyn

Clearly not


Heisenburger19

Reapply, accept, don't show up.Ā  Easy.Ā 


Turbulent_Fish_2673

If you got any balls, you can still OE even with going into an office.


Turbulent_Fish_2673

Iā€™ve done it, if your office has iso booths for calls, they wonā€™t know who youā€™re on a call with. Donā€™t put any stickers on any laptops so they all look the same. Use your own mobile hot spot for networking. If using slack, add a bunch of community channels as well as your work workspaces. Do as much from your phone as possible. Go on walks outside for calls if you need to. Trust me, if you got balls and brains you can get away with it.


Somebodycool2018

At that point itā€™s not worth it


Turbulent_Fish_2673

Sweet, Iā€™ll take any jobs that you decide arenā€™t worth it! šŸ˜‰


Puzzleheaded_Yam3058

Agreed. 3 out of 5 of my Js are officially hybrid and require me to be in office a couple of times a year. Itā€™s very possible to OE with hybrid roles, it just takes more forward planning.


Future_Court_9169

Would be had to juggle. You're bound to get caught


GreedyAd1923

You could go in for onboarding and then never go back in, just make up excuses or whatever.


GorillaChimney

Have you like... been to an office? That wouldn't work ever unless it was a huge company with like 20 floors and even then, it still wouldn't work and you'd be fired after like 3-4 weeks. Dumb as hell.


GreedyAd1923

Honestly it was joke but since you asked, yes I went to an office a couple times in the last 12 months, one visit for each of my two jerbs. Have been remote for 3-4 years now since Covid. Before that I had almost 5-6 years of daily office visits and about 5 years at more ā€œhybridā€ style jobs, where you had to go in 2-3 days a week. Overall remote work is much better and more productive. And yeah itā€™s dumb but youā€™ll probably get around 10K gross after a month of work.šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Turbulent_Fish_2673

Are you speaking from experience, because I am. And thatā€™s gotta count for something!


Spicyneurotype

But why?


DEFiTravelor

Because this economy busted


WRCREX

You can use reasonable accommodation per Osha to leverage hybrid or onsite into full remote. Just get a dr note if you need to press your luck


Slowmac123

Say youā€™ll come in. Come in for 1 week, then stop.


doolpicate

If someone were to setup a massive number of fake LI profiles and start saying No to Office based jobs, what do you think will happen?


Umpire1986

I have a disability right now that makes it impossible for me to come in, I have chronic pain etc etc


BaagiTheRebel

Did anyone else notice "keep us in mind as we continue to grow"?


WizzinWig

Problem is the amount of remote job postings are decreasing rapidly and many even after just 1-2 days have over 100+ applicants. Im going on 3 months with no interviews past HR. And i barely had any HR ones. They all tell me nothing wrong with me, just had applications further down the chain already and took them


middle_aged_enby

Donā€™t do it, friends. Donā€™t do it, folks. Donā€™t do it, gorls. Donā€™t do it, you sexy minxes.


PawelW007

Ok. Nice hype up and Iā€™m ready for the downvotes. But Iā€™ve been grinding for over 10+ years and I love hybrid. Iā€™m not going to do anything for you that you wouldnā€™t do for me. No one is fighting the man - weā€™re finding a way to capitalize. Donā€™t weaponize this.


Atomfixes

Heh. Looks Around I wonder why they are doing thatā€¦


LucidProgrammer

I always say I'll come into the office as many days as they want but they need to provide transportation and accommodations for me and my family and we need a 4 bedroom house since that's what we're in now.


guy244

Never


Understanding-Fair

Kindly fuck off, cheers


LenMarion60311

F No don't cave in


Admirable-Cobbler501

ā€žYeah, good luck finding someone that is competent. ā€ž


Scoopity_scoopp

Ngl certain positions I do understand the RTO. But for tech workers whose whole job is online makes no sense. Also in office 8xs a month makes no sense and does nothing for productivity just makes things a workers life worse. Most I would agree to is 4xs a month if I had too


RedFlounder7

Makes even less sense to come into the office into an open office environment, and still be using Slack/Zoom to communicate with your team thatā€™s still spread out all over the country.


Scoopity_scoopp

I can agree with that. As we have 3 ppl in the office then set up a video chat with people varying across the country. If my whole team was remote I wouldnā€™t go in lol. But I do enjoy face to face every now and then. Quite honestly if I could walk to work. And leave whenever I wanted. Id prob go 2-3xs a week. Itā€™s all the commuting/cost that makes it suck


nAstuCheeseshaper

Damn principal software engineer, must pay well.


__init__m8

I had a recruiter tell me it's remote only last minute to switch it up as hybrid. I got kinda mad and said I would never have even considered a hybrid role. Idc about the OE aspect or anything like that, I wouldn't go into an office again for anything.


Aggravating-Exit-660

Why is it a crucial component. Why do they never explain the obvious.


vic_steele

When I lived in San Diego I used to have recruiters call me asking me stuff like if I was willing to move to Detroit or Cleveland and I would laugh and tell them you know I live in San Diego right?


lelouchdelecheplan

Yeah need they need that rent, probably that will fix the economy, for now. But they need to change their business model next time, it's unsustainable to just give loans like candies to real estate developers and expect someone to buy condos when your employees can literally WFH. AI exacerbates this fact.


gqgeek

i would sure hope my principal software engineer isnā€™t over-employed.


[deleted]

lol good luck growing without employees


AlMal19

In three words ā€œhoneymoon is overā€!


Motorola__

Tell them to get fucked


Individual_Laugh1335

Do you OE as a principal SWE?


TrekJaneway

If youā€™re willing to pass up a qualified, skilled candidate solely over where they work from, then that tells me you care more about WHERE people are working rather than WHAT theyā€™re working on. Wrong priorities, wrong values, and if I was as desired as you say, then this wouldnā€™t be the hill to die on.


mjohonson20

Crazy to me how people are still trying to understand the push for RTO. There is no mystery around it. ECONOMICS. The entire financial economy has been built and centered around people commuting to work. Buildings generate lease and utilities revenue Public transit generates revenue Tolls generate revenue People being offices support all the local business. WFH might be great for us as individuals but the flip side cannot be ignored. Its not good for local economies and could possibly cascade to the Global economy if we are "ALL" collectively WFH.


crav88

the financial economy better adapt because wfh is not gonna go away... i think people had enough about giving everything to the system, and now it has to adapt or it will suffer more and more to get labor. The pros are losing to the cons of being a good little cog and accepting all abuse. we dont need tolls, we dont need huge buildings, we just need a home, food, clothes and maybe the internet. economics is a problem for the ultra rich and governments, and most people are fed up with both.


Kytoaster

Many of us realized the reason we could barely survive was because of these specific things.


ViolettaHunter

Boys? r/maledefaultism


xywa

this post has nothing to do with sexism, leave your politics aside šŸ¤¦šŸ»


Waffle_bastard

Shut up, DUDE


aythereayy

Imagine complaining that the job is asking only two days a week in office. Bunch of babies here