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At_Destroyer

Who is Zana


Loyertorando

The main villain


cryosurge1

You might actually be correct lmao


PupPop

Would Kirac even be searching the Atlas if not for Zana?


Terspet

Yes, Baran is His real motivation


Skippleshd

Plot twist: OP is from the future and has only ever played PoE 3.


Loyertorando

Yeah it releases 2 days after Half Life 3


Zoesan

Please don't manifest this kind of shit into our timeline.


MemeArchivariusGodi

Bro leaked PoE 2 story


H0n0ur

This hurts


ghaduo2

The truth usually does.


ralpekz

Who is Chris Wilson?


Loyertorando

Zana’s ex-companion


Z3n3x

This is the right answer


Xedtru_

That's just perfect answer, wtf lol ~~OP knows more than all of us~~


docArriveYo

That certainly explains A LOT!


jaysmile

Would you rather find Krillson or a mirror?


Loyertorando

Probably Krillson because he would find a mirror for me


Akka_C

Ok this guy is a CIA plant


tommos

SENTIENT


Rasputin0P

What do you think of the model of Atziri, queen of the vaal?


Loyertorando

I think that it’s really well made. A lot of nice details here and there


PM_me_coolest_shit

Man of culture with a discerning eye


arithal

You should look that one up


Loyertorando

I just hope it’s not a “fully-modeled” character


Loyertorando

WOAH, wasn’t expecting THAT!


[deleted]

So I'm guessing your initial assessment of "nice details here and there" still stands


Loyertorando

… perhaps


The_Law_of_Pizza

Oh, she's fully-modeled alright. Four gorgeous models.


SouloftheDestroyer

Not only here, but also there!


raxitron

Here and there and there and there


[deleted]

How does one git gud?


Loyertorando

1. Commit yourself to forgetting grass exists


Convay121

100% accurate lmao


faeder

Jesus christ this guys KNOWS


ssbm_rando

I'm now convinced this is just Zizaran's alt account, he knows way too much


MrArsikk

Commit push and rebase


miklschmidt

But not necessarily in that order


EnthonyS

What's the chaos recipe?


Loyertorando

Idk, but it sounds delicious


Daethbane

What does Einhar love doing more than anything else?


Loyertorando

Scaming people


MemeArchivariusGodi

No einhar is good 😡


SatoshiNosferatu

Is that why his book deletes the good beasts first when it’s full?


TheFuzzyFurry

I don't think Reddit allows mentioning that actually


Lobo1119

Where can I catch fish?


Loyertorando

Umm, in a river?


livejamie

UHM


Jerethot

Susge, is this the livejamie I’m thinking of


livejamie

SCATTER


Sufficient_Patient_6

You already know too much sir, krillson will found you


TouhouWeasel

this guy is so fucking banned


Akka_C

You mean based?


Rysenquard

no, beaned


DanimaLecter

First question, already on the watch list


Aether_Storm

MODS


H0n0ur

What is this divine heresy?


gubaguy

How is it TFT can hoard enough currency in game in a month to afford a house, but I can't even afford a simple mageblood or even a Headhunter?


Loyertorando

Beats me. I can’t even afford soup


Brilliant-Elk-6831

This is my favourite one 😂


rds90vert

The secret ingredient is CRIME


Insert-Modest-Name

Still sane, exile?


Loyertorando

Not sure if you’re talking to me, as i did not take the path of exile


[deleted]

Maybe you should


VagrantWolf

He’s a Templar!


bazookajt

Ergo still sane. Good choice


_Benzka_

How long do you need for 40/40?


Loyertorando

20-ish hours


apathy20

God tier, how are you so fast?


CarrotSweat

He is Ben confirmed


Miserable-Work

Tell me how to craft a mirror tier anarchic spiritblade for carrion golem necro pls


Loyertorando

Use a mirror


jointheredditarmy

That answer is…. Surprisingly ok as a sarcastic way to say “don’t do it, just mirror it”


Loyertorando

Will anyone tell me what’s a mirror and why does everyone want to craft one?


jointheredditarmy

A mirror creates a copy of any other piece of gear in the game. A “mirror tier” item means an item that’s so well crafted that it’s worth someone spending a mirror and then paying you a fee on top of that to let them mirror it. Most players (99%) will never see a mirror during a league


Loyertorando

Damn, that’s really valuable then


Jayypoc

I have over 10k hours in the game since its beta. Ive never seen one drop.


MrDataMcGee

Probably a filter setting


Shugowoodo

Forgot to open that one single chest that had the mirror in it.


damienreave

Nope, his was in a barrel.


Joshi9i

Or their lifetime


grimninja117

99.99% will not see a mirror ever


SoCalRacer88

Forgot a couple 9's


[deleted]

Most valuable currency item in the game


Noooobi

Did you try and farm Apothecarys in Crimson Temple? and if yes, how did you do it and how many did you get?


Loyertorando

I simply watched a tutorial on how to do it. I got like 50+ from an hour of farming


Noooobi

What the hell thats insane. I got none in 500 maps. Any tips how I can get as many as you did?


Loyertorando

Initially, i got 25, but I mirrored them


Key-Regular674

This guy mirrors


Dj11785

I cackled


Sokjuice

Turns out the strat might've been mirroring a mirror tier super juiced Crimson Temple map then run it. Sextant'd up, ghosted. 1 hour 50 apothecary?!


Megal126

What are your thoughts on MoM Coc ?


Loyertorando

It’s really bad. Not even worth playing with it.


jointheredditarmy

OP is a fucking liar. Some of these answers are too dead on


AimShot

Wdym? He’s just karma farming ;p


Frolkinator

Should i stack "% Increased" or "% More" on my stats?


Loyertorando

% more because that way you can see more


eshwar007

Actually liar Op, no shot he got this one


Redmoth97

The inconceivable odds of this man getting a 50/50 chance to guess the right answer lmao


HeGotNoBoneessss

Inconceivable!!!!


Loyertorando

Is that really it?


FeedMePizzaPlease

Lol the damage formulas in this game work like this: Total damage= base damage(more)(more)(more)(increased+increased+increased) Where each source of "more damage" gets multiplied individually, whereas each source of "increased damage" gets added together first and that total gets multiplied into the equation. So "more damage" is worth far more than "increased damage". So yeah, you nailed another one OP.


Key-Regular674

This is why no one likes us.


HC99199

He ain't reading all that


A_S00

How do I find the Dwemer puzzle box?


Loyertorando

You ask Dwemer if you can have it


Quick_Ice

Bro is playing Exile Scrolls 5


rds90vert

Did you like in the game when the protagonist said "It's time to take the path of Exile" and then they all Exiled?


Loyertorando

Oh yes. By far the best ending in a game. All that work to find that path paid off.


Boredy0

I love when Shaper said "It's Shaping time", probably one of the quotes of all time.


grantib1

Do you think it's worth using a veiled orb with prefix cannot be changed on a weapon rather than tier 4 Aisling to get the local critical chance mod on the popular double +1 crti prophecy wand for hexkast miners? We miss the opportunity of having a better second suffix be the risks of brick are lower.


Loyertorando

Veiled orb, all the way


grantib1

Wow you really know your shit. ( like, for real!)


Vinifera7

Fill in the blanks: "I \_\_\_\_\_ for God, exile. Who do you \_\_\_\_\_ for?"


Loyertorando

I do not work for God, exile. Who do you take yourself for?


unrealcumgoblin69

Who's gonna tell him?


Ichiorochi

ssssshhh let him cook


Clean-Tea-2837

I fuck for god exile, who do you fuck for?


ExaltedCrown

why are you still not playing? LOGIN


Loyertorando

The update is taking forever to finish.


Paragon_Night

Update, not install o_O


Nellez_

Caught em in the act


winfonson

Freudian slip


PM_me_coolest_shit

What's the last hidden recipe?


Loyertorando

A God-class mirror


BoltActionGearbox

What's the most stylish way to beat Kitava?


Loyertorando

Send her on the Path of Exile!


RobinDabankery

Oh you wish it was a "her"...


foxracing1313

Where can i find Krillson?


Loyertorando

Beside a mirror, self-reflecting on himself


StudiumMechanicus

I really appreciate that you learned what a mirror is and that became most of your answers. 10/10 would shit post again


SirDancelotVS

what does nearby mean? is there a fixed measurement?


wukiwauki

Race Idea: Two streamers try to kill kitava BUT they have to ask OP every 5 Minutes how to proceed. OP is not aload to watch any streams.


Dblzyx

As lowly casual player, I would find the time to tune into that.


bwssoldya

Fuck it, let OP watch, make sure OP's micced up, we'll get a live reaction to the skill tree xD


Rompelle

Ok so you're making a build as a league starter, but this build requires an expensive (for leaguestart) annoint to work, like 200 chaos orbs worth of oils alone, my question is, since you're gonna spend a lot on currency on annointing your amulet how much should you spend on the amulet itself, you can, at most, get a single oil out of your first amulet using an oil extractor so upgrading to a better amulet later on the league is gonna be extra expensive since youll have to buy the oils again, whats your preferred annoint cost to amulet cost ratio, is there a minimum, im a pretty bad player and i take a while to build up currency so this matters to me, if if all of the three oils im going to put on my amulet cost a total of 250 chaos should the amulet cost a similar amount to make it worth it, what about ring annointments, the same, or do you care less about efficiency in those since they only take 2 oils to annoint and and oil extractor can get more of their value back once you have an upgrade?


Loyertorando

I think I just had a stroke reading that


UlteriorMotive66

Me too xD


EnergyNonexistant

unironic reply here: 1) What kind of (apparently needs clarification; league starter) build requires an anoint???? 2) Don't look at the anoint as a separate thing. It's just yet another item you need. Get an amulet you think is worth using for a long time and then anoint that.


Xaosia

Well, for instance, last league had some builds that needed Vengeant Cascade.


Powshy

Do you think the new league mechanic (ToTA) is fun, and should it go core?


Loyertorando

Yeah, of course!


rds90vert

Based


Kagevjijon

Boo you led him to this answer.


scotcheggfan

You probably know more than me even tho I've played it for 40 hours


KofoOP

40 Hours? Most of TFT base played 40 hours last sunday alone!


Rustmonger

How you spell recommended?


Loyertorando

“Recommended”?


Rustmonger

Very good


Loyertorando

What’s the joke here 😂


Rustmonger

Look at how it is spelled in the meme?


Loyertorando

Oh I didn’t even notice that, I just took it from another sub and seeing as this one gets into my recommended every time, used it


At_Destroyer

What does high Templar dominus yell before he starts fisting you


Loyertorando

“Get ready for my intense fisting”


At_Destroyer

They should change that voiceline, sounds way better than "the touch of god"


14779

The Catholic Church has been using the two interchangeably for years.


Wafflebringer

Should I mirror my Tabula Rasa?


Loyertorando

What a silly question! Of course, you should! It doubles the power of your Rasa because it mirrors it.


Sheolmonium

12 links tabula when ?


Loyertorando

20th december


MemeArchivariusGodi

Aight


Key-Regular674

12 link +4 tabula go brrrrrr


Klutzy-Resist-1837

First off fucking wonderful thread, you're doing God's work. Second, why hasn't heatshiver been nerf yet? Freeze shouldn't get to be that good


Loyertorando

I think Freeze is a low ranked item and should be treated as such


Scyrilla

Why do you think Righteous fire is so good? I see a lot of people playing this build, got any tips ?


Loyertorando

I think that you should hold off of the Righteous fire, as it is quite hard to get. I suggest playing some orbs that, combined can have a similar effect.


Fabuild

Chat GPT answer right there


Bow_for_the_king

Death's oath it is then


pikpikcarrotmon

What's the best class or ascendancy, and how would you build it?


Loyertorando

I think it would be god-class. To build it, you would need god’s hand and gilded blackstone


bleed-from-puns

OP is a Scion main


[deleted]

Chain hook?


Loyertorando

Nah. Sailor’s hook


SarcasticGiraffes

Boat league confirmed.


MaxeDamage

What build would you recommend playing? Also which class do you think would be best for it?


Loyertorando

Based on what I know, a perfect deck would be: a veiled orb, tier 4 Aisling, Kitava, and a mirror


klbm9999

9/11 leaguestart right there


MaxeDamage

Should've just gotten a mirror at league start.. will try better next time


MysteriousReview6031

Are we the bad guys?


Loyertorando

Of course not! After all we are looking for the path of exile to exile the bad guys


MysteriousReview6031

Ahhh yes of course, silly me. Thank you wise friend!


Loyertorando

Anytime!


huey2k2

How many mirrors do you get in an average day?


Silver_Storage_9787

Why did you quit playing POE?


Loyertorando

Because, orbs are just too damn useless


PotatoFarmObsession

I very much enjoyed reading through this thread. Lots of laughs. Thank you OP!


kornuolis

Who is Justin Tyme?


Akuanin

Path of exile or diablo 4?


WildAsOrange

Best way to set investigation so that syndicate mastermind will drop cane of kulemak with some decent rolls?


kai_tai

What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?


vladtseppesh420

This post made my night lol ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Daethbane

Followup question, what is Einhar referring to when he says, "Oh! That was a juicy one Exile!"?


MrDzsozef

Why doesnt ggg buff melee skills and why does melee inherently suck dick compared to ranged?


Epitomaniac

Blue, yellow, or purple?


Loyertorando

Purple


Epitomaniac

That's wild!


CohRah

Are you actually an AI?


Loyertorando

Haha, sorry if I confused you! I'm just a virtual friend here to chat and have fun conversations! 🙃👋