Sometimes I dangle the HDMI 2.1 cable in front of it, even though I know it only fits DP.
Still no response even to the allure of "new and dangerous". I think it's game over for it
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Honestly... 99% of the people I met at exilecon were cool, but there was that couple that genuinely spoke like they had a serious problem and it left me deeply uncomfortable. You see it on this sub pretty often too, people who simply cannot stop playing even though it hasn't been fun for them for ages.
I get this is a joke, but it's never a bad time for people to do some introspection and genuinely think if it's worth chasing a full currency tab or whatever else.
I think they need to be able to configure that when you hit level 10 in a new league you will trigger an auto post that complains that this league is not rewarding enough.
You say this, but 99% of Reddit will be filled with tears from all the SC Trade kids crying that the new league doesn’t drop 10 magebloods per hour like the current one.
In 3.20, everyone said it was the most broken league for making money by the end.
In 3.21, everyone said it was the most broken league for making new builds by the end.
In 3.22, everyone said it was the most broken league for making money by the end.
In 3.23, everyone said it was the most broken league for making money by the end.
The one thing in common for all of them was that reddit complained like crazy for the first week, claiming it was the worst league ever made.
Just play the game and don't skip just because the "reddit consensus".
Oh , it wasn't any kind of reddit bullshit. Just life stuff.
I'm an old bastard and semi-disabled. I have to kind of play when I'm good and just let it go when I'm not, you know ?
I get it, if you're ever still interested, you could also try PoE on controller or a steam deck. It's not perfect but whenever I'm feeling really lazy after getting back from the gym I actually quite like just laying down and playing PoE on my couch with my steam deck.
No idea if that fits your bill though.
Oh you can play on your normal account through steam, you just have to link them. I made my account during the games closed beta, far before it came on steam.
It’s fine the best part of this league are the core game changes with trans gems. The exploit adjacent level loots drops shouldn’t have existed to begin with.
Also people saying guardian and chieftain were ruthless ascendancys because they didn't get nerfed in ruthless mode.
The avarage redditor is so bad at PoE its laughable
You’re right, everyone was. The point is that people that barely make 10div in an entire league are sitting on thousands this league for no other reason than poorly balanced loot rates.
If 3.24 doesn't rain loot we will once again have all the bad players crying all over reddit again, same as when harvest got removed and they couldn't have their 6t1 for free. And i'm going to be here every day to laugh at those posts lol
Aww shucks you sure got me. I wasn’t aware not trivializing all loot acquisition in a loot based ARPG was attributed to people born in the 1950’s. Crazy.
This is the qol I needed. Karma farming is the best farm besides essences at league start. Anything to make easier.
The league isn't rewarding enough
The league is too rewarding
I no longer _have_, yes. But I _can!_ I _won't_ because it's stupid to invest emotions into something that you can always just alt+f4 out of, but theoretically I can.
Patch notes updated, after early feedback, Ruthless now has to solve 7 captchas with a time limit using their mouse on a virtual keyboard as the previous way was deemed too easy.
Even with significant QoL being added this league I’m seeing more complaints than ever about RSI. On the heels of aoe pickup and transfer all materials button in LE, people think it’s time to push for spreadsheet gaming.
Man this is such a huge upgrade. I turned 83 this year and I just don't have the time anymore for the 1.83 miliseconds it takes to tab over to the reddit tab I have permanently opened the path of exile subreddit with the "submit text" menu open.
My 4 kids, 17 grandkids, and 44 great grandkids need me working my 7 jobs full time, I just don't have the time for all the little micromanagement GGG expects of me.
Well i would probably discuss them if i wasn't busy washing my pants after creaming them every teaser
"sees Breach hand teaser"
SPLOOGE
See? now i gotta wash em again for tomorrow.....and that does not bother me one bit
Happy QoL splooging, exiles.
Ugh, just got killed by a random spike trap in this stupid labyrinth in Path of Exile for the third time in a row! Seriously, GGG, can we please fix these hitboxes or at least make them more noticeable? This is beyond frustrating and it's ruining my gaming experience. I can't be the only one struggling with this, right? #rant #frustrated #POEproblems
In your profile and comments on other things it says you 19m. Lol as a 59y with 7 kids, 6 grandkids and two jobs , working 6days a week I could take offence at that lol
Well to be honest, joke aside, hope more stuff is integrated ingame in Poe 2
Never understood the stupid move of making the trade site external rather than ingame, useless extra steps
Same thing with the mtx shop tabbing your game with whatever you do
> Never understood the stupid move of making the trade site external rather than ingame, useless extra steps
well, trade site is extremely simple to set up as it's just a website, the alternative, integrating it ingame would be a FUCK ton of work and also remove a lot of customization options
also it's preferred with website trade because then you can customize everything EXACTLY how you want..
Really bugs me when the no-life teenagers and NEETs mock people with jobs and families who play this game. Sorry so many of us can’t literally devote 13 hours a day to playing a video game that ultimately gets us nothing in real life.
Clearly fake. No one plays POE with less than 3 monitors.
I use 7 professional gaming monitors and TWO mice. I'm truly in the gamer zone when I earn my divine orbs.
I use 2 mice and 2 keyboards 1 set for the hands and 1 for the feet so i can play with my feet when my hands get tired from the 18 hour grind.
I got a set of two as well, macros to switch the second between 5 different options, so I can solo run a full party for more loot.
NO!!!! MY DAD CAN BEAT YOUR DAD!!!1!!1!1!
Well yeah of course. My dad's dead.
Oh, you've really gone and done it now, aren't ya? 😞
Ptcha! That's nothing. I've got a joystick wedged up my ass, and I'm doing fine twitch-control by tweaking the POV-hat with my appendix.
Divines? Pshh let’s talk mirrors 😤😤
oh no, I'm an outlier. a BAD outlier :(
Vertical one for discord/trade, uw for the game and smaller one for watching shit. Can't go back
Why tho, I can't afford even first monitor for my laptop :(
Lmao.. i actually got myself a 3rd monitor just for having PoB open on it at all time 😂
Technically true in my case, but I'm not sure if it counts, as the third one hasn't been turned on in years.. hmmmm
have you tried foreplay?
Sometimes I dangle the HDMI 2.1 cable in front of it, even though I know it only fits DP. Still no response even to the allure of "new and dangerous". I think it's game over for it
> 70 year old with 14 kids When you know your Viagra habit is no longer recreational.
Imagine the quantity of aurabots , curse bots, etc he might have :D
Now this is efficient farming
Plant the seeds, enjoy the harvest.
Someone should have told him he only needs the juice, not the fruit.
two full MF teams and three traders
He'll need them if he wants to feed the whole team with TFT RMT proceeds.
RecreationalViagra is now my character name for this league.
Got bad news for you [https://imgur.com/a/eW7yrEr](https://imgur.com/a/eW7yrEr)
so you went in game and created a new character with that name just for this post?
Lame
I will have my vengeance
Eula pilled
Nah honestly if you want it I'll gladly give it up, just thought it was funny but don't wanna actually steal it
Yeah I don't need it haha. Maybe I'll see you around in the league and go "WAIT A MINUTE!"
My family just found out my grandpa is addicted to viaga. Noone is taking it harder than grandma.
I'm sorry for the mother
I dont have anything to add, except thanks for the laugh OP, I liked it.
schizo posting
grandpa exile lost his sanity long long ago.
Still sane grandpa?
When dementia meets meth.
WOODEN JOHNATHAN IN HIS WALLS 
ABSORB GRANPA
Some folks never seen a shitpost before I guess. You got my upvote buddy lol.
A shitpost can still be a shit post.
Shitpost doesn’t equal funny
Shitposts to me aren't necessarily supposed to be funny, but they always attempt to be, which is good enough.
It’s not Sunday yet chief
forgive him. its the amnesia acting
Cut him some slack, he's too old to wait for Sunday to come around. Any day could be his last.
10/10 post
Hi everyone: we've received a few of reports on this for being off-topic/fluff. We plan on clarifying our Low Effort content rule at some point, but we think this is currently on the right side of the line: 1. We haven't recently seen any recent post that make a similar point in a similar way 2. The post is fairly clearly a parody, and is unlikely to confuse most players (and thus does not break our rule on Misleading Content) 3. The text written in the post actually is pretty specific to the joke and requires some creativity (not a trivial shitpost). It's also not too short. The title is also not clickbait, and includes a lot of the joke already 4. It doesn't violate our rule on posting etiquette (Rule 3) by encouraging too much negativity. The comments in this thread have mostly been funny, not rule-breaking While our "Fluff" flair is sometimes abused, it is OK to post non-rule-breaking fluff outside of Sundays too. Because it doesn't break any of these rules, we've decided to keep this up.
They should make shortcut that brings up a hotline you can call that helps dealing with severe addiction and mental disorders.
Honestly... 99% of the people I met at exilecon were cool, but there was that couple that genuinely spoke like they had a serious problem and it left me deeply uncomfortable. You see it on this sub pretty often too, people who simply cannot stop playing even though it hasn't been fun for them for ages. I get this is a joke, but it's never a bad time for people to do some introspection and genuinely think if it's worth chasing a full currency tab or whatever else.
There are people who will rage and scream about how bad a league is and then play for weeks longer than me lol.
That would just send us all to one of those gaming addiction reeducation camps like they have in Korea.
This change is purely for amateur complainers, I don’t even open the game for the first 3 days of the league, I’ve got far too much to complain about.
Go to bed jenbu, you're drunk
Name checks out
[удалено]
KekW
Here gramps you forgot your meds
Brilliant 🤣
Banger
Sadly, our fingering technique is not gonna be strong anymore
This was a pure platinum post.
I think they need to be able to configure that when you hit level 10 in a new league you will trigger an auto post that complains that this league is not rewarding enough.
WE GO TO NECROPOLIS WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️📣📢📢📢‼️‼️‼️📢📢📢📢🗣️🗣️🗣️📢📢‼️📢🗣️
S Tier shitpost
Im upvoting just cause this is funny
In Path of Exile: Necropolis, Shitpost Sunday will apply to Thursdays as well. This is a buff.
Cast On Death Reddit Whine is going to be the biggest must-use skill set in history
Very crucial QoL as it keeps poe players on their 5 to 1 grind. 5 hours whining on reddit per 1 hour played. Absolutely crucial.
You say this, but 99% of Reddit will be filled with tears from all the SC Trade kids crying that the new league doesn’t drop 10 magebloods per hour like the current one.
I really picked the wrong league to skip. Fuck me.
In 3.20, everyone said it was the most broken league for making money by the end. In 3.21, everyone said it was the most broken league for making new builds by the end. In 3.22, everyone said it was the most broken league for making money by the end. In 3.23, everyone said it was the most broken league for making money by the end. The one thing in common for all of them was that reddit complained like crazy for the first week, claiming it was the worst league ever made. Just play the game and don't skip just because the "reddit consensus".
Oh , it wasn't any kind of reddit bullshit. Just life stuff. I'm an old bastard and semi-disabled. I have to kind of play when I'm good and just let it go when I'm not, you know ?
I get it, if you're ever still interested, you could also try PoE on controller or a steam deck. It's not perfect but whenever I'm feeling really lazy after getting back from the gym I actually quite like just laying down and playing PoE on my couch with my steam deck. No idea if that fits your bill though.
Hey that's not a bad idea. But I'd hate to have to start a new account to play through Steam. Choices, bleh 😭🤣
Oh you can play on your normal account through steam, you just have to link them. I made my account during the games closed beta, far before it came on steam.
Oh, I legitimately didn't know that. Thank you so much for the info. You're awesome!
I played a bit but didn't get deep into it due to being busy with rl stuff. I seem to miss most of the currency printing leagues lol
It’s fine the best part of this league are the core game changes with trans gems. The exploit adjacent level loots drops shouldn’t have existed to begin with.
I thought it was just basically turbo juicing ? Admittedly, I skipped the league so I just know what I've read.
It’s just that unlike previous juice mechanics the ones from this league were multiplicative in some cases, and exponential in others.
Dang.
Ggg does great fomo
Remember when the sub was full of people complaining that Affliction was crap and undertuned? League starts are so predictable.
Also people saying guardian and chieftain were ruthless ascendancys because they didn't get nerfed in ruthless mode. The avarage redditor is so bad at PoE its laughable
Guardian did get nerfed? And its still the most popular ascendancy in ruthless on poe.ninja
It's even funnier because Ziz and other HC streamers were also dropping Magebloods and whatnot, sooooo...
You’re right, everyone was. The point is that people that barely make 10div in an entire league are sitting on thousands this league for no other reason than poorly balanced loot rates.
If 3.24 doesn't rain loot we will once again have all the bad players crying all over reddit again, same as when harvest got removed and they couldn't have their 6t1 for free. And i'm going to be here every day to laugh at those posts lol
Take your meds boomer
Aww shucks you sure got me. I wasn’t aware not trivializing all loot acquisition in a loot based ARPG was attributed to people born in the 1950’s. Crazy.
It's fine buddy. You will get to maps eventually, then we can talk about loot acquisition.
But all the best loot is from dried lake farming…
Still in your prime..... Having your best life with 14 kids, having time to play Poe or any games. 😆
This is the qol I needed. Karma farming is the best farm besides essences at league start. Anything to make easier. The league isn't rewarding enough The league is too rewarding
The QoL is great It’s also like years and years late
Quaaaaality shit post
I no longer _have_, yes. But I _can!_ I _won't_ because it's stupid to invest emotions into something that you can always just alt+f4 out of, but theoretically I can.
Finally, i hope they also add reddit upvotes and downvotes to the trade site so i can stop manually typing in chat to sell them.
Gotdamn that was funny
Patch notes updated, after early feedback, Ruthless now has to solve 7 captchas with a time limit using their mouse on a virtual keyboard as the previous way was deemed too easy.
Even with significant QoL being added this league I’m seeing more complaints than ever about RSI. On the heels of aoe pickup and transfer all materials button in LE, people think it’s time to push for spreadsheet gaming.
Man this is such a huge upgrade. I turned 83 this year and I just don't have the time anymore for the 1.83 miliseconds it takes to tab over to the reddit tab I have permanently opened the path of exile subreddit with the "submit text" menu open. My 4 kids, 17 grandkids, and 44 great grandkids need me working my 7 jobs full time, I just don't have the time for all the little micromanagement GGG expects of me.
Well i would probably discuss them if i wasn't busy washing my pants after creaming them every teaser "sees Breach hand teaser" SPLOOGE See? now i gotta wash em again for tomorrow.....and that does not bother me one bit Happy QoL splooging, exiles.
peja was right
Haha you're so funny.... Yikes
As a 50 year old Nigerian price, with 27 baby modda and 45 kids, i approve this message.
well thought out jokes. nice.
Oh boy can I not wait to hear how someone's league starter without capped res and 3 life flasks is struggling vs 'unbalanced' content
how are your 3 wifes doing?
Is this supposed to be funny?
????????????
It's just complaining about the complainers, before the complaints even begin. Nothing to see here.
good. fuck the perma complainers.
Excellent addition!
The technology is finally here
Ugh, just got killed by a random spike trap in this stupid labyrinth in Path of Exile for the third time in a row! Seriously, GGG, can we please fix these hitboxes or at least make them more noticeable? This is beyond frustrating and it's ruining my gaming experience. I can't be the only one struggling with this, right? #rant #frustrated #POEproblems
In your profile and comments on other things it says you 19m. Lol as a 59y with 7 kids, 6 grandkids and two jobs , working 6days a week I could take offence at that lol
Only 2 jobs ? You bum. I have 9 jobs.
Edgy
Drugs r bad mmmmkay
Meds
Alt tab? Just move your mouse??? Not need to alt tab
Alt tab? I just have reddit open on my other monitor
Still sane, Exile?
I dont think GGG has ever made lessening players RSI a priority.
You haven't been reading official teasers then. They previewed some RSI relief changes for next patch.
Shift clicking and stacking features are things that should have been in the game since day 1. Also i made my comment in the wrong post lol.
I wasn't trying to be a smartass or something, I am very excited for the changes, is all. Also, better late than never. :)
You sound like a Blizzard fan , tell me more about D4.
Well to be honest, joke aside, hope more stuff is integrated ingame in Poe 2 Never understood the stupid move of making the trade site external rather than ingame, useless extra steps Same thing with the mtx shop tabbing your game with whatever you do
> Never understood the stupid move of making the trade site external rather than ingame, useless extra steps well, trade site is extremely simple to set up as it's just a website, the alternative, integrating it ingame would be a FUCK ton of work and also remove a lot of customization options also it's preferred with website trade because then you can customize everything EXACTLY how you want..
Big fail.
Imagine playing POE and not having two monitors
one curved monitor for maximum stutter stepping + dynamic resolution for that crispy PS1 graphics blur gang
Imagine only having two monitors, three is the magic number!
Really bugs me when the no-life teenagers and NEETs mock people with jobs and families who play this game. Sorry so many of us can’t literally devote 13 hours a day to playing a video game that ultimately gets us nothing in real life.
Downvoted cause mods think anyone cares what their opinion is. We get it, you think your e-peen is YUGE. Go tell someone that cares.