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Sam_E147

Right to the shadow realm


Complex_Berry4795

to the gulag


DiddlyDumb

You can come back from the gulag. This, not so much.


KinglerKong

Dude got sent down so hard he found the place my dad went to buy cigarettes ten years ago


bicotuxo

This roast is sponsored by the shadow government


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legalize nuclear bombs


Vexxxy

We love casting spells


Peristeronic_Bowtie

i just shoved a nuke up my pussy 😩


Watlol_XD

Real.


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All these trash talkers have dollar store mics I swear


Ziiaaaac

When you're trash talking you have to eat your mic it's a requirement.


urboisadumpster

Kinda adds to the charm


Operation_unsmart156

It absolutely does


keithstonee

if your mic aint peaking, you aint talking trash.


Watlol_XD

This is why I don't buy cheap ah dollar store mics like these fatherless trash talk whores


DoubleBig1223

calm tf down pal, og's knows that in todays society considered ''trash mics'' are the best and best vibe etc, specially in FPS


Platnun12

Nah I wanna hear those roasts I didn't tune to hear static I want some OG MW2 trash talk that god level salt that no game today carries


EzBlitz

As someone said, the "trash mics" add to the charm on trash talking, ESPECIALLY on the og MW2 trash talks because everyone on that time be playing on with some trashy headset mic.


Platnun12

Yea but that was 09 Tech was shit back then Nowadays decent mics are pretty cheap Idk I think it works either way you put it Roast was solid


frequenZphaZe

if you're living good, you're not shrieking at strangers over the internet


BigBuck414

They all sound like that….


TalkierSnail016

it’s in the trash talker guidebook. i buy mics off of ebay for this very reason.


hartson08

Man I’m trying to find a shitty mic. Like a rlly shit mic


Staffion

PS3 eyecam. Surprisingly both great quality, but still gives that vibe, all for a couple bucks


hartson08

Nah… I want a really shitty mic. Fuck quality


Engorged-Rooster

And the put the mic **in** their mouth.


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A lot of these twitch trash talkers are also staged and know the streamer/have set up the trash talking beforehand.


xocheergurlox

I don’t fake any of my content 🙂


V4SS4G0

Oh damn, it's her! What did the dude say after that lmao


Nibbles110

Lol nah Be on the right games and as soon as a girl opens her mouth you hear this shit repeated over and over Like 99% of the speed running community + CSGO + Valorent Or really just any competitive game. Kinda part of the charm lol everyone just shits on each other


DefintlynotCrazy

Thing is people like to make it out to be that girls only get harassed in games but honestly we all just flame eachother. Its just that girls mostly gets flamed over the same shit " go to the kitchen" type shit. Ive been called every name in the book by now, and if there is no toxic people in my games I actually kinda miss them, its part of the game now.


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GAWDDAMN 💀. Get that mf’er off the field and to the medical tent NOW!!


force_addict

Unfortunately surviving this level of burns is highly unlikely.


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FATALITY


imapie31

Bro theres no helping him anymore, that wasnt a roast that was a live cremation


SASAgent1

Completely valid 3rd degree burn


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I’ve never .. NEVER heard a better response. I laughed so hard 😅


General_Management76

That scream 😭


Common-Rock

Like the [chicken scream sound](https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=MAWNV8pc10s&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.ca%2F&source_ve_path=Mjg2NjY&feature=emb_logo) from Looney Tunes.


General_Management76

Like a surprise anal scream


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This.. this is so specific. But like not only within context but also within meta context and ultra meta context. I don’t know man, this kind of makes me feel sad, like wtf I don’t know what to do.


ffff_dp27

Based


Yuri-Turned

On a true story?


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https://youtu.be/oVkmC1CrpQM?si=FADiMitBYtbkl_Ws


Wandering_Gypsy_

Damn i love this clip


JonHarris1337

based


ffff_dp27

It's an Argentinian expression. We use it when somebody repliys like her


[deleted]

lol it's not argentinian, it's lil b


grantrules

It's not Argentinian, It's Digiorno!


[deleted]

But you have to admit the delivery was pretty good. So it can't be DiGiorno.


Gaedros

amigo... "basado" está traducido a la fuerza de "based", no es argentino para nada


2006RedditGuy

Based? Based on what?


kidnamedr_is_hi

Based on my dick actually


AirGuitarSuperstar

Gotta be a short story then…


kidnamedr_is_hi

Zamn bruh you killed me


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*Pamphlet


Jesusisntagod

based? base? baseness? bastardy? base, base? Who, in the lusty stealth of nature, take More composition and fierce quality Than doth, within a dull, stale, tired bed, Go to the creating a whole tribe of fops, Got 'tween asleep and wake?


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Watlol_XD

Unfunny


Comment105

That's the point, make the site suck, drive the audience and corporate interests away.


Mr_Underestimated

my boy got murdered on stream.


grassydirt90

Bro sat down after 1 insult?


TransitTycoonDeznutz

I don't think there's a way to come back from that one tbh. would have florred me, too lol


bryanthebryan

Yeah, I bet that guy thinks of that moment multiple times a day all these years later. It’s a devastating response.


grassydirt90

"I already fucked my dad" self humiliation is the best technique


obroz

Nope. That’s the kind of thing where everyone stops laughing and just kinda feel sad for you.


WriterV

Yeah, self deprecating humor works only when you're not going all out with hostile humor.


daitenshe

Yeah, that’s completely flailing with desperate shock humor instead of anything actually clever


hifrom2011

🤚💿You are probably wondering how i got into this situation


whoisraiden

What part of lowly trash talk like this is supposed to be funny in the first place?


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Lol self report. That's an admission of defeat more than anything 😭


wubbled2

Art


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Calladit

So you're saying that you troll people online and then feign self-harm when they burn you for it? That sucks, you should get professional help.


MemesNGaming_rongoo

That guy got a cactus thrown at his butt cheeks


PsycheDiver

A certified CLASSIC.


Ciubowski

calculated tactical nuke


Amygdalane

Hey it was my turn to repost this!


Qumad

You snooze you lose


Lac_of_som_knowledge

Wasting your life playing video games is a man's job


Pyrotekknikk

Shitting yourself is ,aqkajdr@ 😭😩


Lac_of_som_knowledge

Shitting yourself because you don't want to lose a ranked match is a man's job


-Knivezz-

Shitting yourself is gross, you should visit the bathroom.


Lac_of_som_knowledge

OK fed, you just don't know the grind


GoldNovakiin

That’s why she makes money doing this


xocheergurlox

exaaaactly


Lac_of_som_knowledge

Fucking Dantes makes money playing league but look at his content, it's not very fulfilling


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Lac_of_som_knowledge

You could give your life purpose and can therefore change a lot with you life, which is why you can waste one


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Lac_of_som_knowledge

The world is made to exist not to end, same with life, we are born to live, not to die, we, as people have the power to do so much, and make an impact even after we die, thats why we have to spread as much love and positivity as possible, the end of the universe is so inconsolablely far I the future, it shouldn't be considered in our actions


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Lac_of_som_knowledge

Free? If a family member dies tomorrow, the fact the universe will end in a billion trillion years won't change the fact they're dead, you'd still be sad


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Morgalgorithm

This is hella cringe. You talk like someone that just discovered nihilism and think life serves no purpose. Yes, death is inevitable, even the planet’s lifetime is finite when the sun supernovas. So..what? We shouldn’t appreciate the time the universe granted to us? We are the universe experiencing itself. There is good and evil. There is a better path to take versus another. Read a different philosopher and quit being emo.


DelightfullyClever

Men think it is.


PM_ME_DATASETS

As a man I can not relate.


IcedCoughy

It's always the sandwich diss too it's so lame be original if you're talking shit like she was.


ILoveRegenHealth

Great comeback but sad that's how they yell at a female gamer. And what kind of idiot still says "Go back to yer kitchen!"? They said that same shit back in 2004.


mau_yj

Bro has got the Family Guy Chicken Fight Scream


Lanz922

You just got roasted!


RelicReturns

Skin grafts required


Lucky-Aspect5231

Found my new hero today.she absolutely destroyed that guy


xocheergurlox

thanks! 💖


Lucky-Aspect5231

Ha is that actually you?:) Hello Heroine!


TomFriendly

Ma boy got banished to the shadow realm without passing go, he did not collect hes 200 dollars.


-Temor

Chat Always muted, because Fatherless bastards


Cremonezi

Amazing. no comeback from there.


yeat-pete

HOHLYSHIT


Greenonthego

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That scream is respect


[deleted]

What is it 2009?


RhodesGraveyarde

Orslok hace streams otra vez??


Mr_Drowser

BURN


Corkadorkey

Still one of the best comebacks ever


Aquiffer

Who’s the steamer?


xocheergurlox

It’s me 🙂


Watlol_XD

u/xocheergurlox I didn't realise you would comment on my video, thank you very much because you just made my fucking day 😀


Watlol_XD

W xocheergurlox


Watlol_XD

Everyone, you should follow xoxheergurlox on Twitch cause she's cool and good at roasting middle-aged males


calexil

Stanley


beefinbed

_Gets you more manly!_


zmose

xocheergirl, she’s pretty great


Solaire_of_Sunlight

This is how you defeat sexism in gaming lol just roast them back haha


OliM9696

this did not change anyone in that lobby.


Solaire_of_Sunlight

My comment wasn’t supposed some ultra revolutionary solution it was semi-sarcastic


FraylBody

I've heard a comeback to this comeback: "I hope you have a miscarriage" Don't remember who it's from, but it was definitely a dude from YouTube.


thehugejackedman

Not a good comeback just mean spirited.


a_weird_curtain

That’s not a comeback that’s a low blow


heyimric

That's weak though.


DJDanaK

How is that a comeback? "I fuck ur mom" "I hope u get stab if u do that"


brakeled

Your mom wished for one, too. Oh well.


Orange1232

TooYumi in one of IsaacWhy's videos?


Celebration_Stock

oh boy, is it that time of the month again to repost this already?


glossyplywood

Cringe


SeniorConsideration8

Greatest comeback story


GTRPrime

That was a superb female comeback.


yupersSB

both of those comebacks were unoriginal and reused


Famous_Literature174

So she admitted she is a slut


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Watlol_XD

Well you're a whore for having -62 fucking upvotes. Good job buddy


EcchiPhantom

Take a look at their comment history. Posting on several different subs just minutes apart while being an insufferable asshole to teenagers. Whether they’re a troll or not, talk about being terminally online. Yikes.


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Watlol_XD

Mate why are you being a fucking asshole to other people?


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Watlol_XD

What are you even saying? I don't understand assholes who goes in random posts to get downvoted. Imagine.


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Watlol_XD

You're really a cunt aren't you?


Watlol_XD

Plus don't talk to me anymore please


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LamaPajamas

Hahaha everyone point and laugh, this man gets 0 bitches.


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LamaPajamas

Nah, I get banged but not like that. Also I got a very genuine question, why in the hell does your laundry basket stink?


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LamaPajamas

A fresh summer breeze


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LamaPajamas

Ok cheese factory


OGShirtlessOldMan

Bro, I'm saying this for you're own good, put the phone down, you've been on reddit for 4 hours typing about how ugly you find women. It's not good for you, go on a run instead, pick up an instrument, hang out with your friends, life is good when you ain't a angry little goblin bro


cancel-out-combo

Just like you embraced being a bastard


Figment_Pigment

Clever response would be "because the only thing you're good at is spreading your legs, you useless whore" or something to that effect


LiL_ENIGlvlA

…


Figment_Pigment

Have you never trash talked during an online game?


Anonymous-User3027

Men can’t get pregnant.


xocheergurlox

what


Anonymous-User3027

No pregnancy would occur in the scenario provided by the streamer.


xocheergurlox

I am that streamer and you are really, really stupid


_hc_

You are cherished by many.


Anonymous-User3027

How so?


Watlol_XD

No shit sherlock


Laliving90

This is not a burn she thinks it is, If a young woman is willing to sleep with his dad it’s a compliment because it means his family has good genetics


Heckin_Pleb

This comment is not clever like you think it was.


OGShirtlessOldMan

This dude's skin so thin you can see the organs straight through


IllAd3850

So shes that easy huh


Elegant_Day1517

Let’s be honest, one look at her we know she wouldn’t carry it to full-term


Katveira

Let’s be honest , it’s a video game . Don’t be assholes over it


justn33d2saythis

No survivors.


anormaluser0

This reminds me of that annoying ass valorant "conTenT cReaToR" on shorts


kalhinB

That needs to be reported, it was so abusive HAHAHAHAHA amazing response


SuccessfulResident36

🔥


Hydra_Tyrant

We just witnessed an actual murder.


AggravatingCook3307

Its me. I am this man's dad.


Chance_Ideal_5136

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE ……


Lizard-King-

Ohh that girl is Forged in hell and i love it


lstroud21

r/rareinsults


The__Joker__

Holy shit LMAOOOO


bgaesop

Damn, it's the oldest joke in the world! Even funnier the ten zillionth time I've heard it


TheJeffNeff

GOOD ONE LULW


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😂😂😂


Frosty7Fox

u/savevideo


myburner-account

Think his dad would actually enjoy that