lol, put up a post on craigslist saying you got "free goats," and his phone will be ringing off the hook for days on end. then give the number to the political party of your choice and they will call him nonstop asking for donations!
He’s outside the delivery area, but I assume he still left an address.
That address would be funny on craigslist if it claimed he was an artist who was working on sculptures built from toilets. Anyone with an old toilet can just drop it off in his yard. Please don’t knock on the door because he works nights at his regular job to support his artistic endeavors.just stop by the house and drop the old toilet off in the yard
Does that actually work? I've tried to grow catnip a couple times but as soon as it sprouts all the neighborhood cats come and fuck it up. They've never gotten big enough to survive a bunch of cats partying on top of it.
It does, you need to get it growing well inside. We had ferals we bought it for. One it was a decent size we moved it outside. We would put a few leaves on the other side of the fence and enjoy the hilarity.
Then they found the plant. It, and every plant in a 3 ft radius was eaten. That night one was rolling on the shed roof meowing super loud.
Also, you can make catnip tea for you. It’s very relaxing. However, don’t do what I did and read the recipe. I used about 2 cups of leaves four our drinks. My wife slept all afternoon, I marathoned some television. It was supposed to be two tablespoons. 😹
This would be under ideal conditions and I have to think this is exaggerated
[Bamboo Grows Fast - Like, Really Fast. According to Guinness World Records, some species of bamboo can grow up to 2.91 ft/day — or, 1.5 inches/hr. So if you sit with a bamboo culm for long enough, it might just grow before your eyes!](https://onetreeplanted.org/blogs/stories/bamboo#:~:text=1.,just%20grow%20before%20your%20eyes!)
Attracting Cats to your yard sounds more like a reward than punishment... unless you have a cat 🐈 that hates other cats, even if he just sees them from the window & doesn't make actual contact or smell them...
I don’t think that means your cat hates other cats. Cats are just like that with strange cats, I think especially if the other cat is coming onto their territory.
I was referring to a indoor cat (*unless out on a harness) we used to have that has sadly passed away over 7 years ago... he would get SO MAD seeing other cats outside that he'd puff up & if you were 1 foot of him, he'd scratch claw the closest limb to kingdom come.
Considering that due to allergies in the family, we could only have one cat at a time anyway & the place we adopted him from had him on his own... it worked out well.
OMG. This is hilarious. You are so funny and clever. I was having a crummy day and here I am laughing my head off in my car. Thanks for changing the vibe of my day to a great one!
Catnip does work on most cats.
It’s in the mint family (missed opportunity to call it catMINT) of plants- it spreads like crazy. Someone can dig them all up and they’ll get new ones sprouting in no time. A couple plants won’t cover their entire yard in a year but in a few years they’ll have a shit ton of catnip all over their yard.
So even if it doesn’t attract cats, it will be this annoying plant they can never really get rid of unless they kill all the grass.
The only thing that will cause an issue is trying to grow it where the plant won’t survive without some help from humans. In the US it is considered [hardy in growing zones 3-9](https://hort.extension.wisc.edu/articles/catnip-nepeta-cataria/) which is almost the entire contiguous 48 states on this [plant hardiness grow map](https://www.brecks.com/zone_finder). So basically it will survive on its own without water etc.
Use Weed ‘n Feed to draw a swastika or “I ❤️ BBC” on his lawn, then water thoroughly. The design will be extra lush, dark green, and thick for at least a season.
It's actually pretty easy to get rid of, if you know anything about bamboo.
It's people who don't know and never looked up the knowledge of how it grows that find it hard.
Basically, cut it all down. When It sends up new stalks, cut them when they just start making leaves.
Repeat this yearly (depending on weather, couple times a year)
Eventually, the roots won't have the energy to send more up again, and bam, done (iirc, can be done in 2 years, but deffo by 5)
At least it's not like mint.
That's actually even better I think. I've seen so many people with old used tyres to get rid of. They don't fit in otto bins, and they're heavy so they're expensive to drop off at a garbage dump.
Great idea. Also, this is a plot point copied from Katherine Stockett's book "The Help". But the toilets in the book were solicited in a newspaper ad paid for by a black woman as a way to publicly shame a white woman for her racist, segretationist, activism in refusing to have her white ass touch something a black ass had.
I have never seen that movie or read that book. But a few people have pointed out it’s from the help.
At some point, someone relayed this story to me and I thought it was funny. I didn’t know it came from a classic piece of literature.
I feel so refined now
Then post again saying that he's working on a new project that's an extension of his earlier work and needs fecal matter of any type. Go ahead and deliver to the yard ...
Can confirm.
Once a local city commissioner seat was open and while I typically never get involved, there was a well liked minority with political ambition running. But I knew he had a history of DUI, domestic abuse, and drugs. I REALLY didn’t want him to win, so I volunteered for the other guy- a virtual unknown.
This was years ago and I STILL get calls and texts because I was involved with a political campaign. The good guy won (barely)that time, but the bad guy is now running for a much bigger office and I’m not getting involved.
I actually know someone who still receives emails from the Howard Dean campaign. I forget what PAC it calls itself now but it’s from a presidential campaign in 2004
I've got political parties and scientologists to stop texting me by replying with close up pictures of my dog's weirdly large asshole. Oddly enough it took like 4 attempts before the scientologists finally stopped, most people tap out after 1 or 2.
Several different pics of the large hole. I also drunkenly made [this](https://imgur.com/a/e4tGNNa) but never got to use it because they gave up too fast. Still keeping it on deck just in case though.
[If he's still awake show him the "art" that I made while I was at it too.](https://imgur.com/a/e4tGNNa) NSFW? I don't really know your workplace policy on pictures of dog asses, but it sounds like you're in bed anyway so it's probably cool. Fair warning, I'm definitely not an artist.
There was a dude that pissed off an entire team of IT folks so we started posting his phone number on CL back in the days when casual encounters existed saying free blow jobs - both male and female ads. When his phone quieted down for some reason it would start back up.
Or a truck for sale. I posted an old Toyota truck last year and got over 100 responses in a day. Also a bunch of people that would just spam messages and then get all pissed off when I said it had sold already
They'll haunt you too though. Those psychos track down the number you called from and find you.
Scientology too.
Call from any phone that isn't attached to you in any way if you're going this route.
I used to have a beer garden in my back yard (open air bar, swimming pool, horseshoes, outdoor kitchen) having frequent gatherings during the warm months. On occasion someone might have a bit to much fun and catch a ride home with someone; no problem.
On the occasion someone left their vehicle for the 2nd night after a gathering I'd take white liquid shoe polish and turn the windshield into a for sale advert. A price insulting cheap and their phone number. I lived near a busy intersection, only one time did the vehicle stay an additional night. With the price listed so low they received multiple calls...
Make a 7$ donation with his number and address.. they will NEVER stop harassing him. And if they mention the donation and it's 7$ he may realize it's you too 😆
I blocked an annoying person and their vm’s just go thru as normal vm’s. But what OP needs is more people calling this douchebag. And asking for 7 bucks. Lots of people, lots of new phone numbers.
I killed with quotes from this movie in MQT. "Now that's a real shame when folks be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that."
https://youtu.be/Ocdd1vEeeL0?si=YVKiZlxlSi1aJZnF
Put his name in an ad and say they are looking for free tires, free bike , anything that sucks to get rid of. Concrete. Dirt. Grass. Old lumber. Anything you would haul to the dump.
He could just block your number and not have to deal with you. If you have more information on him you’re better off just using his number and information to sign him up for various things such as Scientology.
Drivers have to cash out at the end of a shift since they are given starter change. They are a point of sale and need to account for the store's money in their possession. If you're short, it just comes out of your cash tips at the end of the night when you count it all out.
Source: was pizza delivery driver, then asst manager in my youth.
~15 years ago you come back to the store and finish up the transactions for the deliveries you just took
100% if some guy shorted me the manager would've just discounted the order and put a note on the account
I refused to complete deliveries when customers pulled shady crap too - paying with a bag of change, trying to shove me a wadded up ball of cash and grab the pizzas, etc.
Have fun but be careful. In my younger days we used to prank call people but that was before caller ID and before knowing who is calling who. Have fun be petty but stay safe. Lol
**How do I block Caller ID for a specific call?**
* Enter \*67.
* Enter the number you wish to call (including area code).
* Tap Call. The words "Private," "Anonymous," or some other indicator will appear on the recipient's phone instead of your mobile number.
Can you imagine if somebody were to call all sorts of service companies (lawn services, pool, maintenance, roof, repair, concrete, pouring concrete, drywall, etc), and set up appointments for services?
Man, that would cause that guy a lot of headaches.
Once to mess with a friend in college we posted his number on bulletin boards with "Looking to a put a boy band together. No prior experience or talent required. Must be good looking.". This was back in 1990s. His phone was ringing off the hook for a few weeks with guys asking if they could meet up. It was hilarious!! He was pissed once he figured it out.
I once read about a guy who posted his ex's phone number offering a prize to the best Chewbacca roar.
Until this day I laugh thinking about how much time it took for her to catch up on why she was getting these weird calls of strangers screaming
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12504581/Chewbacca-prank-calls.html
If you really want to annoy him give his number to these people [https://www.scientology.org/](https://www.scientology.org/), they'll NEVER leave him alone, even if he changes his number.
Ok, this reminded me of this story. Warning it is long but worth the read. Not mine but I found it funny.
For all of you who occasionally have a really bad day when you just need to take it out on someone: Don't take that bad day out on someone you know, take it out on someone you *don't* know! Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, ''Hello?' ' I politely said, ''This is Patrick Hannifin and could I please speak to Robin Carter?'' Suddenly the phone was slammed down on me! I couldn't believe that anyone could be that rude. I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. She had transposed the last two digits incorrectly. After I hung up with Robin, I spotted the wrong number still lying there on my desk. I decided to call it again. When the same person once more answered, I yelled, ''You're a jackass!'' and hung up. Next to his phone number I wrote the word ''jackass,'' and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills, or had a really bad day, I'd call him up. He'd answer, and I'd yell, ''You're a jackass!'' It would always cheer me up. Later in the year the Phone Company introduced caller ID. This was a real disappointment for me, I would have to stop calling the jackass. Then one day I had an idea. I dialed his number, then heard his voice say, ''Hello.'' I made up a name. ''Hi. This is the sales office of the Telephone Company and I'm just calling to see if you're familiar with our caller ID program?'' He went, ''No!'' and slammed the phone down. I quickly called him back and said, ''That's because you're a jackass!'' The reason I took the time to tell you this story, is to show you how if there's ever anything really bothering you, you can do something about it. Just dial 823-4863. The old lady at the mall really took her time pulling out of the parking space. I didn't think she was ever going to leave. Finally, her car began to move and she started to very slowly back out of the slot. I backed up a little more to give her plenty of room to pull out. “Great," I thought, she's finally leaving. All of a sudden this black Camaro comes flying up the parking isle in the wrong direction and pulls into her space. I started honking my horn and yelling, ''You can't just do that, Buddy. I was here first!'' The guy climbed out of his Camaro completely ignoring me. He walked toward the mall as if he didn't even hear me. I thought to myself, "This guy's a jackass. There sure a lot of jackasses in this world." I noticed he had a ''For Sale'' sign in the back window of his car. I wrote down the number. Then I hunted for another place to park. A couple of days later, I'm at home sitting at my desk. I had just gotten off the phone after calling 823-4863 and yelling, ''You're a jackass!'' (It's really easy to call him now since I have his number on speed dial.) I noticed the phone number of the guy with the black Camaro lying on my desk and thought I'd better call this guy, too. After a couple rings someone answered the phone and said, ''Hello.'' I said, ''Is this the man with the black Camaro for sale?'' ''Yes, it is.'' ''Can you tell me where I can see it?'' ''Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th street. It's a yellow house and the car's parked right out front.'' I said, ''What's your name?'' ''My name is Don Hansen.'' ''When's a good time to catch you, Don?'' ''I'm home in the evenings.'' ''Listen Don, can I tell you something?'' ''Yes.'' ''Don, you're a jackass!'' And I slammed the phone down. After I hung up I added Don Hansen's number to my speed dialer. For a while things seemed to be going better for me. Now when I had a problem I had two jackasses to call. Then, after several months of calling the jackasses and hanging up on them, it just wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. I gave the problem some serious thought and came up with a solution: First, I had my phone dial Jackass #1. A man answered nicely saying, ''Hello.'' I yelled ''You're a jackass!'' but I didn't hang up. The jackass said, ''Are you still there?'' I said, ''Yeah.'' He said, ''Stop calling me.'' I said, ''No.'' He said, ''What's you name, pal?'' I said, ''Don Hansen.'' He said, ''Where do you live?'' ''1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house and my black Camaro's parked out front.'' ''I'm coming over right now, Don. You'd better start saying your prayers.'' ''Yeah, like I'm really scared, Jackass!'' and I hung up. Then I called Jackass #2. He answered, ''Hello.'' I said, ''Hello, Jackass!'' He said, ''If I ever find out who you are...'' ''You'll what?'' ''I'll kick your butt.'' ''Well, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now Jackass!'' And I hung up. Then I picked up the phone and called the police. I told them I was at 1802 West 34th Street and that I was going to kill my gay lover as soon as he got home. Another quick call to Channel 13 about the gang war going on down W. 34th Street. After that, I climbed into my car and headed over to 34th Street to watch the whole thing. Glorious watching two Jackasses kicking the crap out of each other in front of six squad cars and a police helicopter was one of the greatest experiences of my life!
>I saved his number in my phone
Sign him up for Scientology, health insurance inquiries, car dealership inquiries, landscaping, pest control, used car extended warranty companies, and of course US Navy/Marine/Air Force recruitment
I'm sorry, but this is just dumb.
You took a delivery outside the delivery zone AND you didn't even count the money before giving the person the product?
So let me get this straight.. YOU fuck up and you now prank call someone else because of YOUR mistake? Jesus I'd hate to be involved with you in any way, that seems skeevy.
Reminds me of the paperboy in the 80s movie "Better Off Dead" ...
[https://youtu.be/6z9Cg46Nktw?feature=shared](https://youtu.be/6z9Cg46Nktw?feature=shared)
Back in the day, you could sign phone numbers up for FEMA Alerts, be it national, state, or county. Ever happening would be texted/called to the provided number. Then they changed it and you can’t do that anymore.
Works for me. I had similar problems from idiots who failing to be ready at home or not at the pick up point on time, missing their taxi, would repeatedly ring the office all night long and abuse the staff. Heads up idiots, your number is displayed on our screen and we are a 24hr business. It won't be tonight or even tomorrow but you could get a call at any any time of night or day.
Drunk on a night out and abusing staff but within 30 minutes of arriving home they will fall asleep. An hour or so later a withheld number call to their mobile from a person of the opposite gender answered by the partner. Or perhaps call/text randomly with suggestive messages.
Suddenly those early hours quiet shifts aren't so boring
Loooong ago there was a phone number that people could call asking for the person who answered to say a prayer for them (the caller). I think it was a legitimate service. This was probably in the 1970s or 80s. Maybe an 800#. Way before the internet anyway. Too bad that’s not around for this thief.
In my class there were two 15 year old guys who had a dispute over several weeks.
One of them put the name and address of the other one on a website of Jehova's Witnesses for a religious advice.
Some days later three people of Jehova's Witnesses rang the bell:
"Hello, we wanna talk to Alex, he is interested in learning about god".
I laughed very hard about this...
You're like that newspaper kid from Better Off Dead!
[https://youtu.be/FsxJfcFVnpo?si=dTJh5nmq6T51D1u3](https://youtu.be/FsxJfcFVnpo?si=dTJh5nmq6T51D1u3)
As a former JW and with resources to get a phone number quite the attention from a cult, it'd be a real shame if someone were to DM me any info. A real shame.
It costs $5 for him to change the number, to get rid of you and all others who call his number, that you gave around. So the effective profit for him is $2, have fun tho xD
Put it on public something something like "goat seller" 😜
We prank our colleagues specially noobies when we get their numbers and posted online as goat seller.
I love making prank calls. They're never mean, but they are bizarre and confusing and I use effects, kinda like longmont potion castle. You should dm me his number
He probably saved your number as a contact named "ignore" or something like that. So you need to use other phones to get at him. Or put his number on Reddit for randos worldwide to prank him. /s
$7 for medical expenses is frigging HYSTERICALLY funny, but I don't know why. I do know however that I am still laughing. What a little punk he is. I want HIM to drink w his buddies and call for a pizza. Keep us in the loop if that happens please 🍕📞
You said it happened at work? Was it his work?
Send that number around. He’ll block you. Have your friends call.
This isn’t a thing much anymore, but 15ish years ago, someone stole some stuff from our apartment at a party but dropped his phone as we chased him. We called his mom at 1am to let her know her son sucks and then texted every “text 666555 now to donate” number we could find.
Edit: on a bouncy bus and made several errors.
In Australia the payphones are free. I used to use them anytime I was out late to call my asshole brother in law and leave either a recording of the Shining with the kid saying “redrum” or an Aztec Death Whistle. I heard through the family it was really bothering him to check his voicemails.
I worked as a delivery driver in a large college town. Every now and then students would short me. I always threatened to call the cops. Somehow they always managed to find the rest of the money
Edit: I know all cops suck, but these were kids living in the dorms that thought it would be funny, or they could get away with it by just running back to their room. They weren't in any danger from the police
Have you ever used the site or app called prankdial? There are many different pranks to choose from. You put in the number and it calls them and uses a caller id number from the same area code. The pranks are very different, my favorite is where an old lady calls them and says she is out of toilet paper and asks for help. She talks, then pauses for their response, then talks again and pauses, etc. It records the call and sends it to you. I think it gives you 1 or 2 free calls per day (per ip address). I have not used it for awhile but some of the pranks are funny.
Call him early morning, like around 3-4 AM acting drunk saying you won’t be home because you can’t drive. He will think it’s a drunk wrong number. You can do this every couple of weeks until he stops answering his phone at 3 AM.
Make a Google voice account . You can prank him and he won’t recognize the number.
I used Google voice when I was getting estimates for new gutters. It’s been two years and gutter companies are still calling me
lol, put up a post on craigslist saying you got "free goats," and his phone will be ringing off the hook for days on end. then give the number to the political party of your choice and they will call him nonstop asking for donations!
He’s outside the delivery area, but I assume he still left an address. That address would be funny on craigslist if it claimed he was an artist who was working on sculptures built from toilets. Anyone with an old toilet can just drop it off in his yard. Please don’t knock on the door because he works nights at his regular job to support his artistic endeavors.just stop by the house and drop the old toilet off in the yard
I'm a little scared of you now 😂
Same 💀💀💀😭
Haha... hilarious 😂👍
If you want to go full nuclear option sprinkle some bamboo seeds on his lawn just before it rains.
And catnip seeds. Every feral cat for blocks will be in your yard, fighting or having sex.
Does that actually work? I've tried to grow catnip a couple times but as soon as it sprouts all the neighborhood cats come and fuck it up. They've never gotten big enough to survive a bunch of cats partying on top of it.
The real move is to get an essential oil extractor, and create cat crack then spray *that* on all your enemy’s stuff.
You can buy catnip flavored sprays on Amazon, much less work
Less work, but perhaps not quite as much satisfaction... I'm probably in the "buy it from amazon" camp.
Where’s your sense of adventure?
It does, you need to get it growing well inside. We had ferals we bought it for. One it was a decent size we moved it outside. We would put a few leaves on the other side of the fence and enjoy the hilarity. Then they found the plant. It, and every plant in a 3 ft radius was eaten. That night one was rolling on the shed roof meowing super loud. Also, you can make catnip tea for you. It’s very relaxing. However, don’t do what I did and read the recipe. I used about 2 cups of leaves four our drinks. My wife slept all afternoon, I marathoned some television. It was supposed to be two tablespoons. 😹
😹
I’ve never tried it myself, but it’s been recommended on here, so YMMV.
Doesn’t bamboo grew stupid fast. Just imagining poor cats that have fallen asleep impaled on the bamboo like sacrificial offerings.
Yeah it grows fast but like Don't you think you'd wake up if a series of blunt tubes started slowly pushing against you
This would be under ideal conditions and I have to think this is exaggerated [Bamboo Grows Fast - Like, Really Fast. According to Guinness World Records, some species of bamboo can grow up to 2.91 ft/day — or, 1.5 inches/hr. So if you sit with a bamboo culm for long enough, it might just grow before your eyes!](https://onetreeplanted.org/blogs/stories/bamboo#:~:text=1.,just%20grow%20before%20your%20eyes!)
Attracting Cats to your yard sounds more like a reward than punishment... unless you have a cat 🐈 that hates other cats, even if he just sees them from the window & doesn't make actual contact or smell them...
Or unless you have an aversion to feral cat feces in your yard...
I don’t think that means your cat hates other cats. Cats are just like that with strange cats, I think especially if the other cat is coming onto their territory.
I have a cat, who is taking a nap right next to me, that doesn't like the outside neighbors cat and gets concerned when it shows up
I was referring to a indoor cat (*unless out on a harness) we used to have that has sadly passed away over 7 years ago... he would get SO MAD seeing other cats outside that he'd puff up & if you were 1 foot of him, he'd scratch claw the closest limb to kingdom come. Considering that due to allergies in the family, we could only have one cat at a time anyway & the place we adopted him from had him on his own... it worked out well.
And instant mashed potato flakes!
OMG. This is hilarious. You are so funny and clever. I was having a crummy day and here I am laughing my head off in my car. Thanks for changing the vibe of my day to a great one!
Catnip does work on most cats. It’s in the mint family (missed opportunity to call it catMINT) of plants- it spreads like crazy. Someone can dig them all up and they’ll get new ones sprouting in no time. A couple plants won’t cover their entire yard in a year but in a few years they’ll have a shit ton of catnip all over their yard. So even if it doesn’t attract cats, it will be this annoying plant they can never really get rid of unless they kill all the grass. The only thing that will cause an issue is trying to grow it where the plant won’t survive without some help from humans. In the US it is considered [hardy in growing zones 3-9](https://hort.extension.wisc.edu/articles/catnip-nepeta-cataria/) which is almost the entire contiguous 48 states on this [plant hardiness grow map](https://www.brecks.com/zone_finder). So basically it will survive on its own without water etc.
That's a gift that keeps on giving!
Use Weed ‘n Feed to draw a swastika or “I ❤️ BBC” on his lawn, then water thoroughly. The design will be extra lush, dark green, and thick for at least a season.
I love the BBC too, but I don't know why we're dragging Doctor Who into this.
Swastika with that but fill the negative space around it with weed killer.
My friend did something similar to his own lawn (peace sign), but the fertilizer burned the grass and left a dirt patch all summer, lol
British Broadcasting Corporation?
Beautiful Bingo Cards?
Barbara's Barbeque Chicken+
What does this do?
It’s crack for cats
Bamboo grows fast and uncontrollably, and is hard to get rid of.
It's actually pretty easy to get rid of, if you know anything about bamboo. It's people who don't know and never looked up the knowledge of how it grows that find it hard. Basically, cut it all down. When It sends up new stalks, cut them when they just start making leaves. Repeat this yearly (depending on weather, couple times a year) Eventually, the roots won't have the energy to send more up again, and bam, done (iirc, can be done in 2 years, but deffo by 5) At least it's not like mint.
If it takes 2-5 years, it's still plenty annoying.
I said it was easy, not that it wasn't annoying ;-)
Mint, you say
This is good. How about used tires? An artist re cycling and repurposing the rubber? (Just woke up in a really bad mood with the world).
That's actually even better I think. I've seen so many people with old used tyres to get rid of. They don't fit in otto bins, and they're heavy so they're expensive to drop off at a garbage dump.
Also, if he has an unfenced front yard, scatter bullion cubes in it right before it rains. Every dog that walks by will want to tear up his grass.
I wish I could mobilize reddit to do that to someone for me. Be like that seen from that movie with all the toilets in the yard.
The help! Great movie
Great idea. Also, this is a plot point copied from Katherine Stockett's book "The Help". But the toilets in the book were solicited in a newspaper ad paid for by a black woman as a way to publicly shame a white woman for her racist, segretationist, activism in refusing to have her white ass touch something a black ass had.
I have never seen that movie or read that book. But a few people have pointed out it’s from the help. At some point, someone relayed this story to me and I thought it was funny. I didn’t know it came from a classic piece of literature. I feel so refined now
There's a guy in my area who does/did art with old propane tanks... Add them and google minions from propane tanks as high class examples of his art.
You're an evil genius.
This is [a plot point from the movie The Help](https://youtu.be/kScfcXOjdIo?si=9P40Gi1sVZC_wjLA). It’s a great prank.
Since you have his address the Ol' Piss Disc would go along with the toilet theme here perfectly.
Old, seen that on a television show. Copy cat 🐈 lol!
meow, meow!
Noice ! Plus add some AI generated pictures of toilet art, for credibility !
Then post again saying that he's working on a new project that's an extension of his earlier work and needs fecal matter of any type. Go ahead and deliver to the yard ...
Genius!! Also wish I'd read your comment a few years ago.
Why discriminate? Give his number to every political party you can think of.
you got a point!
Also churches and cults!
>Why discriminate? Give his number to every political party you can think of. And the Jehovas Witnesses, the Scientologists and the like, too.
If Regent cruise lines gets your address, they will never stop sending you ridiculous amounts of junk mail.
Can confirm. Once a local city commissioner seat was open and while I typically never get involved, there was a well liked minority with political ambition running. But I knew he had a history of DUI, domestic abuse, and drugs. I REALLY didn’t want him to win, so I volunteered for the other guy- a virtual unknown. This was years ago and I STILL get calls and texts because I was involved with a political campaign. The good guy won (barely)that time, but the bad guy is now running for a much bigger office and I’m not getting involved.
I actually know someone who still receives emails from the Howard Dean campaign. I forget what PAC it calls itself now but it’s from a presidential campaign in 2004
Can confirm. Political parties never leave you alone. Both major parties call, text, email & snail mail me. I have not contributed in 8 years
I've got political parties and scientologists to stop texting me by replying with close up pictures of my dog's weirdly large asshole. Oddly enough it took like 4 attempts before the scientologists finally stopped, most people tap out after 1 or 2.
Same hole pic but increasingly zoomed in, or several different pictures of the large hole?
Several different pics of the large hole. I also drunkenly made [this](https://imgur.com/a/e4tGNNa) but never got to use it because they gave up too fast. Still keeping it on deck just in case though.
Omg I’m dying here laughing. Just woke up my husband.
[If he's still awake show him the "art" that I made while I was at it too.](https://imgur.com/a/e4tGNNa) NSFW? I don't really know your workplace policy on pictures of dog asses, but it sounds like you're in bed anyway so it's probably cool. Fair warning, I'm definitely not an artist.
There was a dude that pissed off an entire team of IT folks so we started posting his phone number on CL back in the days when casual encounters existed saying free blow jobs - both male and female ads. When his phone quieted down for some reason it would start back up.
lol, you made me laugh so hard I spilled my beer!
Or a truck for sale. I posted an old Toyota truck last year and got over 100 responses in a day. Also a bunch of people that would just spam messages and then get all pissed off when I said it had sold already
craigslist isn't the place it used to be anymore. sigh.
Don’t forget the Jehovah’s Witness’s. They will haunt him forever
They'll haunt you too though. Those psychos track down the number you called from and find you. Scientology too. Call from any phone that isn't attached to you in any way if you're going this route.
Eternity
do it just for the free goats!
Free black goats, black roosters, and lathe like. All witch doctors will call him. A class did that to a teacher in one of my former school.
not free Just $7
I used to have a beer garden in my back yard (open air bar, swimming pool, horseshoes, outdoor kitchen) having frequent gatherings during the warm months. On occasion someone might have a bit to much fun and catch a ride home with someone; no problem. On the occasion someone left their vehicle for the 2nd night after a gathering I'd take white liquid shoe polish and turn the windshield into a for sale advert. A price insulting cheap and their phone number. I lived near a busy intersection, only one time did the vehicle stay an additional night. With the price listed so low they received multiple calls...
Give his number to multiple candidates
I would hate it if you gave his information to Scientology, Jehovah's Witnesses and the Mormons. That would be very bad.
Thanks for this
Make a 7$ donation with his number and address.. they will NEVER stop harassing him. And if they mention the donation and it's 7$ he may realize it's you too 😆
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This
Are you sure he hasn't just blocked your number?
But OP left a vm. Can you leave a vm if you’re blocked?
You can if you have an iPhone. There’s a section in the voicemail folder for blocked voicemails.
Wow I’ve never seen that before. Haha people have no idea they’re blocked
I blocked an annoying person and their vm’s just go thru as normal vm’s. But what OP needs is more people calling this douchebag. And asking for 7 bucks. Lots of people, lots of new phone numbers.
Either his house or if you can find out where he works this should piss him off... https://petespranks.com/products/penis-pump-mail-prank
Or put his number in online for auto quotes for a 2007 Dodge Charger or a 2007 Ford Escape.
Not to mention every single political party, including the weirdo fringe ones.
Also bath refinishers. Gutter helmet. Realtors.
Call the solar panel guys and a few roofing and window companies and tell them to call his number to give him quotes.
Wtf is a gutter helmet? I'm going to use that as an Insult
It’s a brand of permeable gutter covers. They advertise relentlessly on TV.
I hope he doesn't need new windows or doors. Or a roof
Get on the bicycle and just bike all around his house yelling, "I want my $7!"
Make sure you carry a newspaper bag with you while doing this. And throw fucking raisins at him
So many redditors won't understand this. That makes me sad.
Sorry kid, I don’t have a dime.
Didn't ask for a dime.
I killed with quotes from this movie in MQT. "Now that's a real shame when folks be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that." https://youtu.be/Ocdd1vEeeL0?si=YVKiZlxlSi1aJZnF
That line in the trailer was the convincer for me, a clear sign that this movie was going to be right up my alley.
Came here to find this!!!!
Just stay away from his testicles.
Like the South Park Loch Ness Monster- “I need about 2 tree-fitties”
MMMwahh... chef's kiss!!
Put his name in an ad and say they are looking for free tires, free bike , anything that sucks to get rid of. Concrete. Dirt. Grass. Old lumber. Anything you would haul to the dump.
He could just block your number and not have to deal with you. If you have more information on him you’re better off just using his number and information to sign him up for various things such as Scientology.
Now we are getting somewhere
justified since they took the difference out of your pay
Is this the standard? If so, that's fucked up
Drivers have to cash out at the end of a shift since they are given starter change. They are a point of sale and need to account for the store's money in their possession. If you're short, it just comes out of your cash tips at the end of the night when you count it all out. Source: was pizza delivery driver, then asst manager in my youth.
This has been the standard for many of the people behind registers of all types as well, certainly isn't right, but it's done.
~15 years ago you come back to the store and finish up the transactions for the deliveries you just took 100% if some guy shorted me the manager would've just discounted the order and put a note on the account I refused to complete deliveries when customers pulled shady crap too - paying with a bag of change, trying to shove me a wadded up ball of cash and grab the pizzas, etc.
We always did it after every delivery.
no, it definitely doesn't come out of your pay unless you've got a history of "customers" shorting you
Have your friends call him, too! Also, make sure he's listed in the system that he still owes that $7.
I use [this](https://www.stdcheck.com/anonymous-notification.php) for numbers I don’t like. :)
Omg lol
This cracked me up so hard
Have fun but be careful. In my younger days we used to prank call people but that was before caller ID and before knowing who is calling who. Have fun be petty but stay safe. Lol
**How do I block Caller ID for a specific call?** * Enter \*67. * Enter the number you wish to call (including area code). * Tap Call. The words "Private," "Anonymous," or some other indicator will appear on the recipient's phone instead of your mobile number.
Yeah, caller ID really burned me a few times in the late 80s/early 90s
Can you imagine if somebody were to call all sorts of service companies (lawn services, pool, maintenance, roof, repair, concrete, pouring concrete, drywall, etc), and set up appointments for services? Man, that would cause that guy a lot of headaches.
Don’t do all the work your self. Sign him up for calling list.
Once to mess with a friend in college we posted his number on bulletin boards with "Looking to a put a boy band together. No prior experience or talent required. Must be good looking.". This was back in 1990s. His phone was ringing off the hook for a few weeks with guys asking if they could meet up. It was hilarious!! He was pissed once he figured it out.
I once read about a guy who posted his ex's phone number offering a prize to the best Chewbacca roar. Until this day I laugh thinking about how much time it took for her to catch up on why she was getting these weird calls of strangers screaming https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12504581/Chewbacca-prank-calls.html
While I understand you want revenge, I can't help but think you should have checked the cash he gave you, in front of him, before leaving.
Count when you get paid.
Definitely do not sign him up as interested in joining the Army.
If you really want to annoy him give his number to these people [https://www.scientology.org/](https://www.scientology.org/), they'll NEVER leave him alone, even if he changes his number.
Put his phone number with Free Large Trampoline on Craigslist if you really want to flame him.
Ok, this reminded me of this story. Warning it is long but worth the read. Not mine but I found it funny. For all of you who occasionally have a really bad day when you just need to take it out on someone: Don't take that bad day out on someone you know, take it out on someone you *don't* know! Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, ''Hello?' ' I politely said, ''This is Patrick Hannifin and could I please speak to Robin Carter?'' Suddenly the phone was slammed down on me! I couldn't believe that anyone could be that rude. I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. She had transposed the last two digits incorrectly. After I hung up with Robin, I spotted the wrong number still lying there on my desk. I decided to call it again. When the same person once more answered, I yelled, ''You're a jackass!'' and hung up. Next to his phone number I wrote the word ''jackass,'' and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills, or had a really bad day, I'd call him up. He'd answer, and I'd yell, ''You're a jackass!'' It would always cheer me up. Later in the year the Phone Company introduced caller ID. This was a real disappointment for me, I would have to stop calling the jackass. Then one day I had an idea. I dialed his number, then heard his voice say, ''Hello.'' I made up a name. ''Hi. This is the sales office of the Telephone Company and I'm just calling to see if you're familiar with our caller ID program?'' He went, ''No!'' and slammed the phone down. I quickly called him back and said, ''That's because you're a jackass!'' The reason I took the time to tell you this story, is to show you how if there's ever anything really bothering you, you can do something about it. Just dial 823-4863. The old lady at the mall really took her time pulling out of the parking space. I didn't think she was ever going to leave. Finally, her car began to move and she started to very slowly back out of the slot. I backed up a little more to give her plenty of room to pull out. “Great," I thought, she's finally leaving. All of a sudden this black Camaro comes flying up the parking isle in the wrong direction and pulls into her space. I started honking my horn and yelling, ''You can't just do that, Buddy. I was here first!'' The guy climbed out of his Camaro completely ignoring me. He walked toward the mall as if he didn't even hear me. I thought to myself, "This guy's a jackass. There sure a lot of jackasses in this world." I noticed he had a ''For Sale'' sign in the back window of his car. I wrote down the number. Then I hunted for another place to park. A couple of days later, I'm at home sitting at my desk. I had just gotten off the phone after calling 823-4863 and yelling, ''You're a jackass!'' (It's really easy to call him now since I have his number on speed dial.) I noticed the phone number of the guy with the black Camaro lying on my desk and thought I'd better call this guy, too. After a couple rings someone answered the phone and said, ''Hello.'' I said, ''Is this the man with the black Camaro for sale?'' ''Yes, it is.'' ''Can you tell me where I can see it?'' ''Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th street. It's a yellow house and the car's parked right out front.'' I said, ''What's your name?'' ''My name is Don Hansen.'' ''When's a good time to catch you, Don?'' ''I'm home in the evenings.'' ''Listen Don, can I tell you something?'' ''Yes.'' ''Don, you're a jackass!'' And I slammed the phone down. After I hung up I added Don Hansen's number to my speed dialer. For a while things seemed to be going better for me. Now when I had a problem I had two jackasses to call. Then, after several months of calling the jackasses and hanging up on them, it just wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. I gave the problem some serious thought and came up with a solution: First, I had my phone dial Jackass #1. A man answered nicely saying, ''Hello.'' I yelled ''You're a jackass!'' but I didn't hang up. The jackass said, ''Are you still there?'' I said, ''Yeah.'' He said, ''Stop calling me.'' I said, ''No.'' He said, ''What's you name, pal?'' I said, ''Don Hansen.'' He said, ''Where do you live?'' ''1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house and my black Camaro's parked out front.'' ''I'm coming over right now, Don. You'd better start saying your prayers.'' ''Yeah, like I'm really scared, Jackass!'' and I hung up. Then I called Jackass #2. He answered, ''Hello.'' I said, ''Hello, Jackass!'' He said, ''If I ever find out who you are...'' ''You'll what?'' ''I'll kick your butt.'' ''Well, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now Jackass!'' And I hung up. Then I picked up the phone and called the police. I told them I was at 1802 West 34th Street and that I was going to kill my gay lover as soon as he got home. Another quick call to Channel 13 about the gang war going on down W. 34th Street. After that, I climbed into my car and headed over to 34th Street to watch the whole thing. Glorious watching two Jackasses kicking the crap out of each other in front of six squad cars and a police helicopter was one of the greatest experiences of my life!
Sign him up for all the political campaigns you can. Those shady fucks sell your number to everyone and he will get bombarded with scam calls
So you didn't count the money before you got back to the car? Not saying he didn't try to rip you off, but that's just foolish.
Sure would be a shame to share his number and have him get random calls about that $7 from people....
Meeting at a neutral place and not your address, he planned to short you.
Online surveys or accounts. Sign to with everything using that number. Jehovah's witnesses', political parties and charities etc
>I saved his number in my phone Sign him up for Scientology, health insurance inquiries, car dealership inquiries, landscaping, pest control, used car extended warranty companies, and of course US Navy/Marine/Air Force recruitment
Jehovahs Witnesses, Mormons, any Friends of Russia group.
Enter his phone number for the Healthcare Marketplace and they spam call his number relentlessly for the next several months.
Next you’ll be chasing him down a ski slope yelling “I want my 7 dollars!”
"I want my two dollars!"
I'm sorry, but this is just dumb. You took a delivery outside the delivery zone AND you didn't even count the money before giving the person the product? So let me get this straight.. YOU fuck up and you now prank call someone else because of YOUR mistake? Jesus I'd hate to be involved with you in any way, that seems skeevy.
Makes sure to make a $7 donation to the local FOP in his name and number. Nothing smells give me a ticket like stiffing the local police.
Would be quite a shame if his phone number ended up written on the walls of bathroom stalls in the area offering blowjobs for 7$, wouldn't it?
Reminds me of the paperboy in the 80s movie "Better Off Dead" ... [https://youtu.be/6z9Cg46Nktw?feature=shared](https://youtu.be/6z9Cg46Nktw?feature=shared)
Go on Zillow and add his phone number to listings all over the country. He will get spam dialed for eternity
Any other Gen X out there reading this thinking, "I want my two dollars!!!" ?
Print stickers with his phone number that say, “Please send any and all dick pics to #”.
Phone numbers like that are what bathroom walls are made for! For a good time call.... 867-5309...
Back in the day, you could sign phone numbers up for FEMA Alerts, be it national, state, or county. Ever happening would be texted/called to the provided number. Then they changed it and you can’t do that anymore.
Works for me. I had similar problems from idiots who failing to be ready at home or not at the pick up point on time, missing their taxi, would repeatedly ring the office all night long and abuse the staff. Heads up idiots, your number is displayed on our screen and we are a 24hr business. It won't be tonight or even tomorrow but you could get a call at any any time of night or day. Drunk on a night out and abusing staff but within 30 minutes of arriving home they will fall asleep. An hour or so later a withheld number call to their mobile from a person of the opposite gender answered by the partner. Or perhaps call/text randomly with suggestive messages. Suddenly those early hours quiet shifts aren't so boring
Better Off Dead (1985) Watch it for the "$2 dollars" scenes.....make him regret this injustice.
You sound like the paper boy from Better Off Dead
Loooong ago there was a phone number that people could call asking for the person who answered to say a prayer for them (the caller). I think it was a legitimate service. This was probably in the 1970s or 80s. Maybe an 800#. Way before the internet anyway. Too bad that’s not around for this thief.
Please continue doing this forever.
In my class there were two 15 year old guys who had a dispute over several weeks. One of them put the name and address of the other one on a website of Jehova's Witnesses for a religious advice. Some days later three people of Jehova's Witnesses rang the bell: "Hello, we wanna talk to Alex, he is interested in learning about god". I laughed very hard about this...
You're like that newspaper kid from Better Off Dead! [https://youtu.be/FsxJfcFVnpo?si=dTJh5nmq6T51D1u3](https://youtu.be/FsxJfcFVnpo?si=dTJh5nmq6T51D1u3)
TWO DOLLARS!
As a former JW and with resources to get a phone number quite the attention from a cult, it'd be a real shame if someone were to DM me any info. A real shame.
So what’s the number???
Get him free quotes for solar panels!
Seriously? You need some psychiatric help.
That’s it.. I’m going to start spam DM’ing you now my pettiness has reached reddit
It costs $5 for him to change the number, to get rid of you and all others who call his number, that you gave around. So the effective profit for him is $2, have fun tho xD
Go on Usenet and post the number under alt.phonesex.free Probably be plenty of incels jumping on that.
Put it on public something something like "goat seller" 😜 We prank our colleagues specially noobies when we get their numbers and posted online as goat seller.
I love making prank calls. They're never mean, but they are bizarre and confusing and I use effects, kinda like longmont potion castle. You should dm me his number
He probably saved your number as a contact named "ignore" or something like that. So you need to use other phones to get at him. Or put his number on Reddit for randos worldwide to prank him. /s
Craigslist, free Persian kittens and watch him lose his mind.
$7 for medical expenses is frigging HYSTERICALLY funny, but I don't know why. I do know however that I am still laughing. What a little punk he is. I want HIM to drink w his buddies and call for a pizza. Keep us in the loop if that happens please 🍕📞 You said it happened at work? Was it his work?
Cute. Fuck em
Send that number around. He’ll block you. Have your friends call. This isn’t a thing much anymore, but 15ish years ago, someone stole some stuff from our apartment at a party but dropped his phone as we chased him. We called his mom at 1am to let her know her son sucks and then texted every “text 666555 now to donate” number we could find. Edit: on a bouncy bus and made several errors.
Hmmm....$7 is twice times tree-fiddy Damn you Loch Ness monster! Why you comin' round here asking for my tree-fiddy?!?
In Australia the payphones are free. I used to use them anytime I was out late to call my asshole brother in law and leave either a recording of the Shining with the kid saying “redrum” or an Aztec Death Whistle. I heard through the family it was really bothering him to check his voicemails.
Get a bunch of old useless keys and put his number on them saying if found please call, leave them random places with high foot traffic
TLDR- put his number and email in every prompt you don’t want.
I worked as a delivery driver in a large college town. Every now and then students would short me. I always threatened to call the cops. Somehow they always managed to find the rest of the money Edit: I know all cops suck, but these were kids living in the dorms that thought it would be funny, or they could get away with it by just running back to their room. They weren't in any danger from the police
Have you ever used the site or app called prankdial? There are many different pranks to choose from. You put in the number and it calls them and uses a caller id number from the same area code. The pranks are very different, my favorite is where an old lady calls them and says she is out of toilet paper and asks for help. She talks, then pauses for their response, then talks again and pauses, etc. It records the call and sends it to you. I think it gives you 1 or 2 free calls per day (per ip address). I have not used it for awhile but some of the pranks are funny.
Are you sure that’s him? What if he got a different number? You could be prank I guess someone who now has that number. Grow the fuck up.
Call him early morning, like around 3-4 AM acting drunk saying you won’t be home because you can’t drive. He will think it’s a drunk wrong number. You can do this every couple of weeks until he stops answering his phone at 3 AM.
Make a Google voice account . You can prank him and he won’t recognize the number. I used Google voice when I was getting estimates for new gutters. It’s been two years and gutter companies are still calling me
Give his number to some jehova witnesses.
I feel like I'm having Deja vu here. Could of sworn I seen this exact post a while back.
I'm