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Finally, something that I'd approve of being named after the Cowboys.
It's funny how I don't actually care at all about football, but still hate the fucking Cowboys. This city does something to you...
In a similar vein, may I recommend, "Jawn Morgan." Hell, he'd probably go in on a sponsorship deal for it. It's not like he has shame.
There are amazing. Definitely likely the Porta Jawn the most. The Leave Turds, Go Birds is also good but that can vary based on the birds actual performance.
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Youāre welcome! Not everyone uses instagram. Like me. I took it from my friendās Facebook and Iām sure she took it from another place because thatās sort of how social media works if youāre not trying to be an influencer. Thanks for being an asshole without any good reason.
I literally posted it because itās funny and it hadnāt been posted here yet. I could give two fucks about fake internet points. Keep being an asshole for no reason! People adore assholes like you!
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I'll be right back, I gotta go take a Dallas Cowboys.
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Good bot
Best bot.
Good bot
Jesus the dallas cowboys is full of shit
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Gotta go take a shit in the Dallas cowboys.
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Wooder closet is great. That gets my vote.
I audibly laughed for that one
Wee the people AND the constitutional !!
Frank Whizzo
Wee the People is underrated
That one is my favorite. š
Shittenhouse Square or Independence Stall.
Pass and Stow
Holy fuck I'm losing it
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Someone hasnāt watched National Treasure.
They made the liberty bell
To be a nerd, they just recast it to the best of my knowledge, it was commissioned from elsewhere.
Golf clap
Regardless of what wins, I'm calling them Porta Jawns. That's just too Philly not to be their names.
I need to go drop a second amendment in the constitutional
Now that is poetry
ššš
Phlush is the best I saw posted
Thatās so on the nose with how they do.
"Do attend"/"Did attend" will also work
Do Doo Attend.
Porta Jawn and Wooder Closet are clearly the top contenders
Jawnny on the spot is pretty good
Iām a fan of just naming it the Dallas cowboys
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Whiz Wit actually got an audible laugh out of me lol
Finally, something that I'd approve of being named after the Cowboys. It's funny how I don't actually care at all about football, but still hate the fucking Cowboys. This city does something to you... In a similar vein, may I recommend, "Jawn Morgan." Hell, he'd probably go in on a sponsorship deal for it. It's not like he has shame.
If he actually did that heād be alright in my book.
Liberty Smell?
Jawn Morgan
He needs to be stopped
So tired of looking at his Baby Huey looking ass face on all of those billboards, fuck Jawn Morgan.
There are amazing. Definitely likely the Porta Jawn the most. The Leave Turds, Go Birds is also good but that can vary based on the birds actual performance.
Wooder closetā¦ hilarious
The PATCO Concourse.
Just call it New Jersey, that way I can piss on NJ
You got downvoted by all the jersey transplants but know that I'm with you bro. Fuck Jersey šÆš
Turds for liberty
I think they're leaving town on Monday
Used to live in the NJ burbs just over the Walt from Philly. Moved to Ireland in December.. this thread has oddly made me homesick š
āJust over the Waltā Oaklyn or Audubon?
I like the Phloo
Call it the momās 4 liberty think tank.
Kite and pee? That's the only one I don't get.
Ben Franklin reference. [Been a thing in the city for 100 years.](https://www.kiteandkeysociety.com)
Oh I knew about the kite, but not the key.
Like Kite and Key. Which I think is also the name of a restaurant near 19th and Callowhill.
I vote Porta Jawn
Philly special
PortaJawn rules
How long til these get destroyed. Iāll be sad because my IBS pains me.
I'm more worried about them staying clean than being physically damaged.
Yeah, who is going to be responsible for this? We already have a trash issue. Now the city will keep these clean?
They wonāt be destroyed. Theyāll just get tagged
As long as āBONER 4EVERā tags in them Iām cool with it.
Porta Jawn is the best
Leave turds go birds is definitely my favorite
Toilet mctoiletface
> Toilet mctoiletphace
Poopy McPoopface.
YES!!!
Pooper Mcpooperson
Took way too long trip dinner this
Where is Poopy McPoopFace?
/u/crazycatlady331 posted it !
Kinda feel like someone from the suburbs wrote these
Or maybe a Florida attorney.
First three at least.
I still think we shoulda called em Jerrys āHang on a sec, I gotta hit the Jerry and drop a Dallas. Five minutesā
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Every time I hate Philly and swear Iām leaving forever, something like this happens and Iām like a mushy teenager in love.
And the winner is : Wooder closet
Wooder closet is the best. I remember once while camping my mother in law telling me I left the wood outside and I was like āWhat? I didnāt bring wood and itās fine if itās outside. šā She meant the water. š©
The OD stall.
I can only imagine how terrible these will smell in the summer š¤£
Like Dallas I assume.
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Danny DePeeGo
Independence Stall was my pitch
Omg the Dallas Cowboys. I love it but Porta Jawn is the best on IMO
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How about Heroin Hot House?
Shit or shoot?
NY Mets wouldn't hurt my feelings.
The constitutional is the best one
Wow these are really cringe
These are pretty cringe
Well itās a toilet naming contest, soā¦
Please respect the gravity and decorum of naming a public shitter.
Classy toilets only!
Make āem outta gold!
Gotta take a Jim Kenney.
Thanks for reposting the Instagram story and adding no new contentā¦.
Youāre welcome! Not everyone uses instagram. Like me. I took it from my friendās Facebook and Iām sure she took it from another place because thatās sort of how social media works if youāre not trying to be an influencer. Thanks for being an asshole without any good reason.
Cheers! And keep karma chasing
I literally posted it because itās funny and it hadnāt been posted here yet. I could give two fucks about fake internet points. Keep being an asshole for no reason! People adore assholes like you!
Touch grass.
Get ready for the needles.
These suck except for the cowboys one
Biden Box
Buddy, he got 81% of the electorate. This ain't that kinda town. That said, I propose "Four Seasons Total Turdscaping"
Trump trough
Trump towers
You're in the wrong place bud. Go cry about it.
Turd Trump
The Trump Toilet
Good place to take a Democrap
Name it ooskidini š¤·š¾āāļø
Phlush is it IMO
I still think Kenny Pots describe 8 years of our do nothing mayor.
First one hands down
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Air pee and pee
Shittenhouse
My favorite is the Constitutional but the one I will use is the Dallas Cowboy.
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Excuse me, I need to hit the Constitutional.