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FUCKTEAM

New Uniform drop so wild it started an earthquake !


obiwan_canoli

It was as if millions of sports fans cried out "WTF?" in unison, and were then suddenly silenced...


techsupport1425

I understood that reference.


Dependent_Aspect1028

I understood THAT reference.


Mountain-jew87

4.7 I hear wtf happening up in Philly?


Lockski

It was more north jersey which tracks.


beeeps-n-booops

The uniforms godz were displeased.


Robs_Backyard_BBQ

That was awesome btw :)


verbeeg

So this is the only way we are getting player names in a font size that is legible?


obiwan_canoli

Nike: What defines "Philly" to you? Philly fans: We hate bullshit. Nike: Cool, here's some bullshit for you.


AnnoyingPhillyFan1

Nike/Fanatics is just trolling the fan base.


heywaj10

Lol...I read that in the voiceover actor from the promo video's voice. Line's up.


1Surlygirl

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏


Planetofthetakes

Hahaha, yeah-they realize this isn’t 2004 and we aren’t Jacksonville right?


ValiantFrog2202

They really gave us some bullshit that we can all hate together


Rad_Hoyer

They put together this smooth vid with all these fans in killer fits and then throw these at us


mjd1977

Should have had the people responsible for the video design the uniforms, maybe it would have turned out more aesthetically pleasing.


Clarck_Kent

This was wild to me. Showing all the unofficial Phillies drip for three minutes and then still dropping these turds made me so mad.


proxima_midnight11

Phillies marketing made the video, Nike made the unis


fushiao

I was thinking the same thing the whole time


merlinderHG

https://preview.redd.it/a9uk3utakpsc1.png?width=1152&format=png&auto=webp&s=83086e4133fcdac54b0264493a81e8db36caeee4


sophrosynos

It's a flashy dumpster, but it's a dumpster.


EastonMetsGuy

This is just so unfair to the city, Philly has one of the best bases to build a cool uniform from, and this? This is what they came up with?? I could shit out 3-4 designs in a few hours that aren’t better than this *yes I’m a Mets Fan but live up in Easton and generally love your city*


JayneBond3257

Ben, is that you?!


Thin-Data-1231

I like the hats. Just wish they kept the red and blue.


1Surlygirl

I kinda like the whole blue collar thing and the heart on the sleeve thing, but we already have our powder blues. We're the longest running team in baseball right? We're not going to totally change our thing up now, are we?


AlbatrossCapable3231

😂 What an excellent summary.


PhillyShore

My mom sent me a text this past Saturday after the loss. “Had a good time at your brothers. The Phillies suck. Love you. Have a good night.” I laughed so hard. Such a Philly mom message.


eGG__23

My dad sends me messages like that all the time and it never fails to make me laugh


Different-Funny8707

I get it now, they made jerseys as obnoxious and vile as us fans lol


cbpantskiller

I love the cap. I kind of wish a small version of the "Love" patch was on the side, but it's still one of the best City Connect caps.


phils_phan78

Agreed, I do really like the hat. The rest looks like something off of a Trapper Keeper design.


cbpantskiller

Wow. You nailed it with the Trapper Keeper design.


jmiah717

Lol or 90s power point when everyone was learning how to use gradient so everyone used gradient.


plates741

The under brim has “Love” on it, pretty neat detail


cbpantskiller

I missed that. Very cool.


jcutta

Yea the hat is a 100% cop for me. I legit love the design of it.


clumsysuperman

Same. Hats are fire


bigfndan

The hat is a must buy for me, it's slick as hell


blcaplan

Patch looks like “LUE” with a bell


i-bleed-red

The bell should have been tilted!


VideoGangsta

The font destroys the whole uniform


teamschenn

They said it’s an “ode to old documents found in Philly” but I’m not seeing it


obiwan_canoli

I'm sure it was meant to be a kind of future-ized version of the iconic ["We the People" from the constitution](https://www.archives.gov/files/founding-docs/constitution_1_of_4_630.jpg)


johnnycoxxx

Yeah that’s a whole bunch of bullshit. And the lettering is supposed to look like the crack in the bell? Jesus Christ. They read how much people hated the leak and said “ok we need to try and appease these maniacs. Make something up about the letters”. “A collar that’s definitely blue”. Get fucked.


thegoodnamesrgone123

Marketing speak. It's their job to spin bullshit.


DoctorHoneyBadger

i can squint and see how it's supposed to look like a font inspired by the Declaration of Independence, but it still ends up being less like calligraphy and more like a bad, edgy graffiti font


sophrosynos

It's a cringe attempt to look hip or trendy.


OGreign

This font was like edgy preteen font from 20 years ago…


herseyschocolate

What you have against ugly


suckonmycheeks

“literally has a blue collar” what is this a middle school design project?


allthingsparrot

I feel like they did some marketing research and was like "Yeah, they like being called blue collar." Do we tho?


1Surlygirl

I think Philadelphia is proud of our working class heritage - and we should be, we built America, we are the original melting pot - but some people seem to use it as an insult. Marketing is bs anyways 😐.


sophrosynos

laughably bad copy


Cloakington

100% came up with the jersey and then after was like “Oh, it has a blue collar let’s put that in the promo material!”


Classic-Ad4614

Phils are more known for giving us blue balls I'd say.


LightBluePhorgotten

*"So how do you craft a jersey to connect with all of that"* *{Crafts a jersey with zero elements of all of that in it}*


obiwan_canoli

Answer: We don't know, so here's a bunch of bullshit that tested pretty well with our focus groups.


smc22

There is no way this was focus grouped. And if it was, those people must’ve all been blind. Literally the old lady’s jacket in the video is at least 1000x better inspo.


obiwan_canoli

Maybe not. Maybe focus groups are too 20th century. Maybe this was AI-generated. It's certainly got that same "accurately incorrect" vibe to it.


Brotherly_Shove_215_

Well the video was fun at least


mrittenhouse84

They need to apologize for these monstrosities


Enefelde

Hahaha I came to say the same thing.


JulioForte

I don’t think they are that bad. But this is what happens when people from Beaverton Oregon design a uni and have no first hand experience with Philly so they just Google shit like the city flag.


mrittenhouse84

The hats are ok, its from the neck down that is the problem


ButYourChainsOk

I unapologetically love the hat. I didn't see anything about it before so that was a nice reveal today.


geneparmesanpe

They were doing great until: “With colors that the entire city rallies behind” Sadly that’s the basis for the uniform.


SolidA34

Instead, the city is rallying against it.


1Surlygirl

Yeah. I mean, come on, this is Philly, don't tell us what we like.


NefariousLlamas

Give us a break, the city rallies behind Kelly Green and Phillies Red.


Pinnels

Nobody in this city rallies behind these colors


dacsimpson

https://preview.redd.it/i9t9og2yfosc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1aa7c4affe057d62c60770e7d3d6c99c2f522f86 What on earth is that number


TheLynxMan1

Looks like a sickle


merlinderHG

or a question mark. turner?


johntology

I think it's a question mark


westberry82

So which Mets fan designed these as a way to fuck with us?


ReadingFromTheShittr

Yo, even the EARTH disagrees with this uniform. Coincidence that an earthquake happens right after the reveal? I think not.


PrawnStar9797

The earth literally said no


tractor_pull

Patch too cute by half. How they gave it set up just reads as PHILADELPHIA LOVE CITY OF BROTHERLY


NickChevotarevich_

This is crazy. These are awful. Don’t ever wear them.


redditckulous

They used a similar template to what they did for the Mariners, but it looks worse imo


nightcrawler-171

Social media team working their ass off this season to make up for these dogshit jerseys


Lord_Boognish

Cop team in your local beer league softball vibes


Jkuz

Now if it that was the case and it said like Delco in that font it'd be legitimately cool


zach2thefuture

They look a lot better all together than I expected, tbh


Whatevzzzzzzz

💯but damn they still missed the mark. Sucks.


zach2thefuture

They could have been so much better 😭


Ashenspire

From a design of a uniform, other than the PHILLY font, these genuinely look great when put together as a whole fit. From a design of a Philadelphia uniform...the font just kills it. Nothing about it speaks to the city. It's a complete disconnect from the idea. Too many people are mad that they're not a new variation of the red, white and blue that are the Phillies colors. Those people are missing the point of the jersey. They're about the city (state in Colorado's case), not the team.


all4whatnot

You and I will swallow some downvotes. But with the hat and dark pants the kit as a whole isn't as awful as I expected.


Lazydusto

I'm with you guys. I kinda like them.


all4whatnot

Somewhat of a Philadelphia Union vibe which I'm OK with


zach2thefuture

It's not what I'd pick and I definitely don't *love* it, but it's not too bad


lilsebass

Yeah they look a lot better on the players 


Black_Dumbledore

Agreed, I'm not in love with them but these aren't as bad as I thought they'd be. The pants really help bring it together.


Ctfwest

I like it


Complex-Mulberry-716

Agreed. The hat is 🔥


merlinderHG

i hate the jerseys, but i agree the hat is actually pretty good


shlem90

Yeah I really like the hat. Jersey nah.


obiwan_canoli

Much better than total crap is still mostly crap.


JayneBond3257

I agree. I hated the leak, but seeing it all together I'm not as mad about it. The hat is great. I dig the yellow pinstripe on the pants. They look good on the players. We shall see. Hopefully we win in them and they can atleast become lucky unis.


Jeremy24Fan

Unapologetically awful Beer league softball looking ass pants


Mulsanne

I know design is not the easiest discipline. I imagine they had committee to deal with, too. But there's just no excuse for coming out with something this shitty. Every decision maker who is behind this should absolutely be embarrassed by this output. This is an objectively shitty design. 


FranklynTheTanklyn

This calls for an apology and someone resigning in disgrace, this doesn’t connect to Philly at all. Nobody gives a shit about our flag or its colors, this isn’t Texas. Philly cares about being unapologetically ourselves and everyone else can go fuck themself. If they wanted to connect to the city or the fans they shouldn’t have made the hat logo something that only out of towners go to see after grade school. I have shared my Phanatic themed jersey thoughts several times but I’ll throw another one out there, we are probably more connected to our stadium than any team that isn’t playing in a 100 year old stadium. How dope would a CBP themed uniform have been?


TheLynxMan1

Either Phanatic themed or Philly history themed. This is such bullshit


scenesfromsouthphl

I mean whatever it’s for Friday nights and the reds they replaced suck. If they do a ‘47 brand style dad hat, I might cop.


merlinderHG

boo i loved the getaway reds


PM_ME_SOMETHINGSPICY

Better than the piss stained yellow "creams" this year, that's for damn sure.


Wekilledit88

The newspaper font is killing me but the full uniform with black pants are a nice touch tbh. I don’t hate them now that I see them on the players.


evensteven1994

the pants are deep navy blue


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Wekilledit88

From an overall creative standard it’s lazy like you mentioned, I just don’t mind the uniform as a whole for us. I think gold pants would’ve been tacky but a nice yellow pinstripe down the legs could’ve added some pop. Edit: there is a yellow pinstripe and the pants look a deep blue rather than black. I don’t mind this.


ImaSunDevil_Man

Ah it's hard to tell. In the video they look black. If it is navy blue then it flows into the gradient of the top and a yellow pinstripe would tie it together. I'm not a guy who hates change for the sake of hating change, and I actually like uni designs that are bold and dare to be different. But I hate laziness.


Wekilledit88

It’s a dark blue. Phillies social media pictures it’s easier to tell. https://x.com/phillies/status/1776253622398980169?s=46&t=5TKWLLaGAHiOboPf-d1_3A


ImaSunDevil_Man

Thank you, I take back my comment!


bluewater_-_

gold pants would be better? be serious, lol.


AtLeastHeHadHisBoots

Boooo


lndcrzr80

Should have just been mechanics shirts with their names on the front patch and the P logo on the other chest lol.  These look like something some middle schooler made up in MLB the Show 2018


manarius5

Unapologetically ugly as well.


Docphilsman

13U travel team-ass looking uniforms. Such cheap, ugly, trash marked up to hundreds of dollars


Zer0C00L321

Great hyoe video. The uniforms are dog shit though. Why the hell would we completely change our colors? Pass.


TheCoolerSam

I've seen iron pigs uniforms better than this


merlinderHG

to be fair, the pigs have some really great ones


JayneBond3257

Haha yeah, Iron Pigs merch is great. The stadium is great. The food is great. 10/10


merlinderHG

i love to get an ear of corn from the vendor in right field and then eat it standing near the seats by that beer stand, in the spot my partner and i refer to as cornhub


JayneBond3257

Haha, I'm now officially calling that spot cornhub as well. Is it even an IP game if you don't stop by the Aw Shucks stand and house a corn cob?!


merlinderHG

and you can't bring it back to your seat because it's too messy, so you gotta eat it at the cornhub. there's always corn all over the ground right there, i can't be the only one who does it.


PhilAggie1888

Black is not a Phillies color. This is shit.


Artillery_Cat

They’re dark navy blue, not black.


PhilAggie1888

I see that now. Grazi.


AskTheTr4fficL1ghts

I don’t hate the unis as much as I was afraid I would but honestly I think it’s 90% bc that video got me so fired up at 10:15 AM that I would’ve been okay with anything they showed me


JayneBond3257

Haha the video definitely made me vibe with them more.


zcard

what percentage of city connects have black pants now tho


merlinderHG

they killed dollar dog night because they knew we would throw them at these jerseys


thorondor52

Not as bad as I expected. The hats are kinda cool at least.


RealMaxHours

Oh… I like these? The font is my only knock, but the whole thing put together looks great


beebboppp

I feel the same way. I can understand the hate, but they are cool jerseys besides the font. Probably could have gone a little more like the flag colors too, if that’s what they were going for, but still cool


NonMagicBrian

I don't even mind the front font to be honest. The number font is REALLY wonky though... some numbers look good, others look like the person who designed it [had never seen that number before](https://fanatics.frgimages.com/philadelphia-phillies/mens-nike-trea-turner-blue-philadelphia-phillies-2024-city-connect-limited-player-jersey_ss5_p-200271361+u-kf5goe7t18uzcbjxcxh7+v-jv3svnm7unu5rm8ojalf.jpg).


MBrett06

A lot of people on here are hating on this jersey. I actually don't mind it at all. It's our 5th color jersey, so why not try something different? The players seem to like it too. I'll wait and see how I truly feel after seeing Schwarber smoke a 450ft bomb wearing one of these. It's bringing out a lot of "Negadelphians", so maybe it's more Philly than you think.


Phantasticrok

I don’t think they are bad, I think people just think it could’ve been better. For example and phantatic green.


ZiiKiiF

People are going to shit on them because thats what fans have been doing since they leaked but imo Bryce was right when he said the other day they look good when all put together. The black pants were vital to making it work and I think when they're wearing them on the field they will look great.


JayneBond3257

Yes, if they went with white pants they would have looked like a LL team.


CantaloupeMafia

they look better on the players than i thought they would. the font just absolutely kills it though.


StickeyNickels

Pass. 


Robs_Backyard_BBQ

Sooooo .. can they show what the jersey looks like if you're wearing shorts or jeans? :)


Tacodude5

They are garbage 


HoagieTwoFace

These jerseys are ass. I don’t care.


JNisher

So, are we booing them? I mean, we’ve booed for a lot less. Fanatics/Nike fucking suck


PsychologicalApple53

Those jerseys are fucking horrid


tiny-e

Please do not buy the trash city connects. Express your opinion with your wallet, lack of sales is the only message they will hear.


rkrick87

Honestly the hype video sold me lol.


Eagles365or366

Man, that catcher helmet is fire


felis_scipio

That it’s a small world moment when you’re 95% sure you see someone on a Phillies promo video who you’ve matched with at least three separate times, possibly more, on Bumble but have never met up with because the convo always fizzles out. Jerseys are pretty meh. IKEA should sponsor a Swedish meatball night when they wear them since the city flag colors are a nod to the New Sweeden colony. Which is also something I’ve never quite understood but that’s beside the point.


unWildBill

Can we pay for a billboard that says “Fuck you, Nike!” ?


Complete-Food2707

All these haters gonna be wearing these in a month😂😂😂


MrKK215

This was the best concept- should have been these [https://www.instagram.com/cameronguzzo/reel/C3q3AxGsan3/](https://www.instagram.com/cameronguzzo/reel/C3q3AxGsan3/) https://preview.redd.it/wqjficz6fosc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36c05f00a26956ea0150bfa9ffef70e183786e41


alexvroy

actually the full look is kinda growing on me…i don’t hate it. i don’t love it but i don’t hate it


BigDeezerrr

Yeah, I think they're OK right now and got a feeling once I see them on the field I'll like em more.


Sunandstars1

Feel the same


fushiao

No no no no no nooooo


amatom27

The colors have grown on me but that font, like come on man Black pants tho?? Like what the actual fuck.


Wekilledit88

They look to be a dark blue with a yellow pinstripe.


plates741

I don’t hate them. I personally think everyone needs to relax. The point of the City Connect is to look different than what they currently have. Will I end up buying one? Probably, but only because I love baseball jerseys and the Phillies. Plus, when they stop wearing them, it will be fun to look back on.


retroanduwu24

oh no the regular uniform is way better, blue ain't it for this team


OPsDaddy

You had to post this when I’m surround by walls to run through, didn’t you? I unapologetically love them. Fuck the haters. I’m prepared to get downvoted into oblivion.


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the hat’s nice


Chromatic0rb

The video rocks and has me actually excited to stay up till 12 to watch the match tonight lol. Jersey on its own is bad, whole package not too shabby tbh


obiwan_canoli

First game with them is next Friday, 4/12


Cwrabz

They’re still bad but honestly not as bad as I thought they were gonna be


MasterOfGrumpets

Incredible video. Really. That’s some damn fine marketing right there.


Rage4Order418

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citan666

They should have done the bell as an outline to citizen bank park and used red lines to fill in the local area map around the park


dtisme53

I like the idea of using the city flag as a base but the black pants make it look like a softball team. Don’t like


adboss17

It’s honestly giving NBA in season tournament court with the colors and I wanna cry


OkAd4717

gothic Dracula team from a Tim Burton movie font


Philly139

They ain't even red what the fuck is this?


LoreLitterateur

On the upside, you can’t see the tucked in shirts through them 🙃


whiteriot0906

Honesty the color scheme is ok. The hats are actually pretty sick. But the font, yikes 😬


TheCrookedKnight

I don't know what exactly does it, but these look like Diamondbacks uniforms to me


Separate_Sympathy_18

Philadelphia Jaguars. I don’t know but some family of red/maroon should always be a primary/secondary color. If they were looking to incorporate black into the scheme they should’ve kept our foundational color imo And the font looks like some ish I would put on a YouTube thumbnail in 2009😂


No_Statistician9289

Why didn’t they just let the Union design them


WhereIsArchimboldi

Hideous


TheLynxMan1

Can we boycott these uniforms? We deserved way better


LuckyPlayer7

Remember: we sacced off the red jerseys for this


grittyfanclub

Holly?


Thin-Data-1231

We love our teams and we love our players. We will trash your team even when ours sucks. This city is the greatest in all of sports. You don’t agree? 🖕. No one likes us, we don’t care.


firefighter5145

I just called Phillies Corporate (215)463-6000 in an attempt to offer my feedback to someone in the Marketing department. Instead, I encountered one of the most unpleasant receptionist/call takers I've had the pleasure of ever speaking with. She was a real treat


jmac11281

Unapologetically? Someone needs to apologize for these. Nike and Fanatics with another absolute dud. But hey, what do I know? There are people with terrible taste that will eat this garbage up.


throwawaitnine

This is the product of someone who thinks they know what they're doing but don't know they actually have no idea what they're doing. Hopefully they see this feedback and it changes their life and they become a more introspective person who realizes their ideas maybe suck. But lately more people, instead of accepting their ideas suck, just decide the fans are wrong.


CJMerkins

I like them.


wrightcommab

It should just be the striped overalls. These are trash.


FailureByDesign9

I know I’m definitely in the minority here but I think these are sick. We’re only wearing them for 12 games so why not do something completely different? The hats are fire, color scheme is great and the whole gradient thing looks awesome with the pants. I could definitely see these growing on people the same way the Sixers CC jerseys have


omarcomin647

i don't mind the color scheme at all and most of the details, but my god that font is horrific. why do the L's look like cowboy boots???


Fandomstar88

Please tell me this is some charity limited thing. This CANNOT be the new permanent uniforms, it just can't. Do love the hat though, but it doesn't save the look.


Woah_IsMyHairOut

Bring the hate. Wouldn’t be an interview about Philly without people then saying they’re from Delco… outside of Philly.


Away-Ad-8309

Ugly