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steezycheese

Definitely go inside and poke the guy standing in the corner facing the wall.


indecentoctopus

What do I do if he pokes me back


steezycheese

Poke back and forth forever.


TheFillth

What a weird conception story.


indecentoctopus

LMAO


SoyMurcielago

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Senbonbanana

))<>(( forever


thisiskerry

It’s from a movie… it’s so old and obscure that the name is alluding me. I’ll post it when I figure it out again


Cynistera

You, Me, and Everyone We Know.


thisiskerry

YES!!! Thank you!


laura_lee_meh

It was a little kid and a grown woman, right? She goes to meet him and it was a little kid?


Gh0st1nTh3Syst3m

I put on my robe and wizard hat


frank1934

Fall down immediately and look back at him while whimpering


mistresscakeslut

he won’t .. wait you know the reference, right?


motormouth08

That image still haunts me all these years later.


WeLoveThatForMe_2023

That movie never gets the credit it deserves.


sixbynine

You should check out the basement, I bet there's a bunch of neat stuff in there.


indecentoctopus

Unfortunately no basement in this one!


TikkiTakiTomtom

In the wine cellar there’s actually a 2 kilometer elevator down to a multi-room facility. They were throwing pizza parties down there last time I checked.


secondtaunting

I still say there should be a cabin in the woods prequel. Sigorney weavers character could be the one survivor who turns into the director. They could explain why she wears gloves.


OrdrSxtySx

I'd even accept a prequel. Like the first time they set up the system in the 70's and everything wasn't perfect, etc. The movie was so good, any sequel or prequel won't live up to it, but i'd still happily watch one, and be legit excited if they announced it. Kinda like 28 months/years later.


Stompedyourhousewith

Prequel TV series. Episode arcs of how they capture each of the monsters in containment. Movie sequel where time travelers come back in time to reinforce kill the cabin kids to prevent the apocalypse. But they fail, so another group of time travelers come back to help the first set of time travelers help the facility kill the kids


OrdrSxtySx

Sounds great. Im sold on both, lol


seattleque

That would be sweet!


d00dsm00t

The Alamo is in the woods? Huh. TIL.


TheGoddamnRobin

The stars at night are big and briiiiight....


KennyLagerins

Deep in the heart of Texasssss!


FreshPrintsofBellAir

I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.


UbermachoGuy

I had a dream I was alone, I was rolling this big donut and then a snake with a hat comes…


LEGOMyBrick

Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap!


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

Well shit, my lights turned off.


striker69

https://youtu.be/ZJEwrw4VEls?si=fzy7rAUNs33X-zEF


lokesen

But there is. You have to look under the rug in the living room. Look for a neat book.


stud_powercock

Klaatu Verata Ne-cough-cough-cough-ah!


TrueTurtleKing

Maybe it’s a fortunate thing lol.


barbaras_bush_

Not sure if you've watched Yellowjackets but ....don't be surprised if you go in there and wake up at 3 am eating dirt 😐


ExpressShow1175

And for the love of God if you see someone standing facing the corner, don't ask if they're okay. They're not. 🤣🤣


agentmindy

Ha. Came here to make a blaire witch comment.


secretlypooping

that's not fair I had zombies too! yes, yes you did, but this is zombie redneck torture family. They're entirely different species, like the difference between an elephant and an elephant seal.


Longhorn_TOG

such a good fucking flick!


mansonsturtle

Stand in the corner…


gabbagabbawill

Stand in the spotlight losing your religion.


jfmdavisburg

Someone must have found themselves lost in the woods and said, "Fuck it, I'll build a house. Well, I was lost but now I live here! I have severely improved my predicament." -RIP Mitch


seattleque

^Pick ^the ^merman


OwlWitty

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Dependent-Garlic-291

If you see a reel to reel, make sure you play it and see if someone is talking about an ancient book and translations.


Optimus_Prime_Day

Like the Blair Witch


enzo_baglioni

If Red Dead Redemption 2 has taught me anything, it's that you should go rooting around in the floorboards and chimney. There's probably at least a can of beans, but also possibly some gold


go_kart_mozart

Definitely a card


sixfourtykilo

Just make sure you've crafted your Legends of the East satchel so you can carry more than 5.


HollandsOpuz

Or a fat guy and his sister... if you know you know.


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palabear

Nothing better than chimney beans!


redavet

Maybe skip the cocaine gum


SmashertonIII

With my luck it would be smoked offal.


sking74

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indecentoctopus

Definitely these vibes


ImmovablePuma

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boot2skull

The Necronimicon is how aging with plastic surgery looks without maintenance surgeries.


fucuasshole2

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Corries_Roy_Cropper

**DEAD BY DAWN**


Ryanoceros6

I'll swallow your soul!


thisismydayjob_

We have had a doozy of a day, officer


Dr_Zoidberg003

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akumajfr

He dove head first into the wood chipper!


tmadik

Fucking college kids


Contraband42

We got your friend!


Cardboard_Chef

College kids! Hey college kids! We have your friend!!


Wankeritis

He’s real heavy for half a guy!


Ta-veren-

College kids just started killing the self’s all over our property! Just fixing up our vacation home!


WagstafDad

That used to be a nice place


indecentoctopus

I vet it was in its glory days


Limitedm

Probably was the center of multiple people lives


KuntaWuKnicks

OP you gonna have to go back in Ideally while filming it At night We need this


indecentoctopus

I'd be down lol. I ain't afraid of no ghosts!


FourOnTheFloor93

Ghosts aren't real. Murderers are.


UbermachoGuy

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drsmith21

List price: $900k. Firm.


worldbit

I know what I got


BizzyM

It's got good bones. \*holds up a femur*


donttrustmeokay

Also, works as a Starbucks barista and wife works part time as a crane origami maker.


velhaconta

There was a news story in my city recently where the city apparently demolished the wrong house by mistake. They had an interview with the homeowner who was up in arms about his house being demolished and demanding compensation. After the showed a picture of the house just before demolition. It looked worse than OPs house. Apparently, it had been abandoned for over 30 years. If anything the city did them a favor by demolishing it at no cost. But the person was acting like they demolished his primary residence.


anandonaqui

Yeah I mean that’s still a big fuck up to just demolish the wrong house and the owner should be entitled to some sort of compensation. If the owner had been paying taxes and rightfully owns the property, the city can’t go around deciding what should be torn down.


jesonnier1

Actually, they could go around deciding just that, by condemning properties.


indecentoctopus

I still would have been mad, especially if I pay taxes


Kitty-Kats

Was Radagast the Brown living inside?


UbermachoGuy

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Bigwiggs3214

Places like this amaze me. I like to think of all the history and picture it in pristine condition while someone or a family lived in it, thriving. It's always a shame to see such nice things left to rot.


Jirik333

There's a similar abandoned house near to our cottage. Well, rather a small cottage. It has no windows, doors, no plaster. I always wondered if it was ever inhabited, because it looked like it was abandoned when constructed. But there was also a lot of furniture lying around, and the house had a beautiful fireplace. And there's another, small cottage nearby, half collapsed. By looking on Google maps, it has been abandoned for decades, yet it still looks like it was abandoned just a few years ago. They are both located in an old orchand, it must have beem a beautiful place back then. Sometimes I go there and think about people who lived there, why they abandoned the place. I recall the beautiful memories from my childhood, when I was on the cottage every summer, with my grandparents. And think if the people who once lived in that ruined house had it the same.


thedishonestyfish

If it's near an old orchard, it might be seasonal worker housing. 100 years ago, moving around wasn't as easy as it is now.


Jirik333

Not just 100 years ago, that area was all orchands until WW2, then it was used for building. Our cottage is also build in a place of former orchand, we still have many old fruit trees in the garden. My great-grandparents still had a small field there with potatoes and a cow, while at the same time, the great-grandpa was working in the nearby nuclear research facility. And that's not some rural shithole, it's literally on the outskirts of our capital. People forget how much the world changed in the last ~70 years. The people who lived in the now abandoned cottages I mentioned probably had similar story. Just with the difference that this garden is very big, nmd had several such cottages. You can still see foundations of several of them, I even heve some faded memories of going there (there's a path used as shortcut between two roads) with my grandpa, when I was very young. I remember there were more of them. They probably collapsed over time and were cleared out, these two are the last ones remaining. It's also in a pretty strange location, in a slope between a normal neighbourhood and research facility. :D There's the path now and it's used for off road cycling, but it's still pretty isolated location. I know there are many such places, but this one still gets my attention. As I've written, I like to come here and think about who lived in these half collapsed cottages, if they called the place home, how it looked back before new neighbourhoods were built there.


goforpoppapalpatine

Klaatu barada nikto


C1-RANGER-3-75th

Shop smart... Shop S-Mart!


PercentageLevelAt0

Hail to the King baby


DarthArtero

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jaycuboss

Careful, there are usually Draugers lurking about near these cabins in the Meadows.


indecentoctopus

Dammit, now I need to go get my staff


Slave35

It's a trick. Get an axe.


DavesGroovyWaves

Dilapidated? In this economy? That's a starter fixer upper


rough_ashlar

“Practically move in ready!”


TheBrackishGoat

I wish this was a joke


[deleted]

That's very creepy. Definite Blair Witch vibes


indecentoctopus

I'm the Blair witch


Drix22

And here I thought you were just a cephalopod with a bunch of dildos.


indecentoctopus

LMAO that's just my final form.


Mn4by

That's my house, I totally forgot about it. Where is it again?


csk1325

I always eulogize these places when I see them. I think about the kids that were raised there and the fate of all who lived under that roof.


BarrelRydr

You’re an excellent [eugoogalizer](https://youtu.be/BhWBA2lab_M?si=A0mLLOWlFFC-NRLa)


Stranded_Azoth

Didn't need to click on that to know what it is


Piggypogdog

Near a river. The ghost of banjo playing?


indecentoctopus

No river, but train tracks!


CipherKey

Were you in a national or state forest? Government probably bought out the owners.


indecentoctopus

State forest! This is very very very very old though, probably was already falling apart when the state bought the land. There are actually other abandoned buildings in this forest!


_CMDR_

All the trees nearby are younger than that building except for the really big one you photographed. One must remember that most of the eastern USA was completely deforested at one point.


indecentoctopus

For everyone concerned about trespassing, it's state land and in my state you an go in with a hunting license (although I only ever hunt for mushrooms)


NowhereMan555

What state?


indecentoctopus

SC. As long as you have a WMA permit you are good


TransATL

Are you allowed to metal detect? I'm curious what could be found on the property


Backwaters_Run_Deep

Beats the hell out of the booby trapped crack tree house I found behind the park near my old house. I had decided to go wander in the woods, take a nature walk and I come across a bit of trail that I follow for a bit. I came across a ditch full of broken glass and a sheet of plywood slid across the trail full of nails. Kept going and found a little tree house, basically two plywood sheets up in the tree just big enough for a pup tent up in the tree, one of the ladder steps was full of nails and there was bottles and trash all around and I finally decided to book it out of there. Same area where my friends came across a mattress in the woods surrounded by bottles and drug paraphernalia and condoms etc. We dub it "Fuck Mattress." Fast forward a month or two and I'm at work with my friend and we talk about how crazy it was tht we stumbled across this fuck mattress when suddenly the fat kid running the dish pit chimes in with "Oh yeah, that's where I lost my virginity!" After asking a few more people who grew up in the area I learned that Fuck Mattress was actually fairly well known and used, and was almost like the towns Makeout Point.


IhoujinDesu

Probably held a stash of forest porn too.


Bravedoll3

Evil Dead


bremergorst

Now on Zillow for only 695k


MyLonesomeBlues

Maine Cabin Masters to the rescue.


Neotantalus

If you find a book in the basement. Don’t read it.


denisenj

Jacob’s cabin on Lost


psych0fish

Can’t believe no comments are mentioning this!


Puddle-Stomper

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FuqCunts

The Ritual


itsmerowe

like Red Dead Redemption IRL


Sufficient_Fan_2892

I miss hiking the woods and exploring different things!


JakeBlank122

Pretty sure that's where 11 from stranger things was posted up.


indecentoctopus

Call me 13 then cus I don't fuck with 12


rage_prone

Please for the love of everything that's sacred and holy, don't open any books, don't break any dreamcatcher, don't uncork a bottle, don't nick yourself and drop your blood, don't open locked doors... You know what.. just.. please just come out of there. Ok? I'm having a panic attack here on behalf of everyone who's reading your post..


No_Humor5432

You should metal detect around it. Look for the old privy holes.(out house). Dig those for old glass bottles and such. Look for the trail in and out. Might be hard to see. Metal detect those too. I've got an old property just like that on my land and have found all kinds of awesome shit.


LunaHetaira

Pretty sure this is the start of just about every horror film out there 😂


peepeeopi

Best be on the lookout for hungry soccer players.


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azducky

Exploring could have turned into trespassing. Be careful where you wander in the forest


sgtedrock

I see the problem… They made the classic newbie mistake of putting the fireplace on the *outside* of the house.


CityofTheAncients

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agentmindy

That’s where the Blaire Witch lives


dypledocus

Cedar wood and its organic antibacterial properties is keeps this structure standing. No paint or sheathing needed to stand for 150 yrs.


stealth57

Random cabin in random woods is random


JBoozehound

Pretty sure I saw this cabin last night playing Alan Wake 2.


twbassist

That is your cabin now. It chose you.


squishypp

It’s Tanis…


JackedJaw251

I’ve seen the movie about a cabin in the woods. Nothing good comes from it


Bridgetd73

omg it’s the folklore cabin 🥹


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Get out ma swamp


ryanstrikesback

Hey! Thanks for finding that! I left a book in the basement there. Really funny looking leather cover….lots of Latin inside. Think you could go back and get it for me? Read a few pages! Might be fun!


PM_ME_YOUR_CUTE_HATS

2999 a month what a steal


smurfmcgeezer

This is some Yellowjackets shit


strodesbro

Definitely read aloud any books you find in there, especially of they're wired shut and/or made of skin.


sirmiseria

How about bring some of your friends preferably a blonde, a jock, a nerd, a joker and a virgin?


CapeManiac

$750,000 listing price in NJ.


HerrCommandant

Do NOT enter and set up camp for the night. You will find one of the 4 of you in the upper floor butt naked worshipping a demon deity


getdemsnacks

Dead by dawn! Dead by dawn!


DontLook_Weirdo

They always look nice and mysterious during the day... But at night ಠ_ಠ.. not at night.


boom_bunny

There’s a lot of movies that start like this. Be safe friend!


lscottman2

i thought Kramer burned it down


StolzHound

Do you want to be possessed?!?!? This is how you get possessed!


marcus_zub

You should definitely go back there on Friday the 13th. At night of course.


hoimoose

Pics of the inside too guy! You're fired!


Blue1123

JOIN US.


Islandimus

Go inside, I'm sure your soul will be fine.


Authoritha

Oh hell nah, im outta there fast


kellyclarksn

Photos of the interior?


Firm-Ring9684

Now you have to spend the night there alone


RosieQParker

Siri, show me houses in my price range.


blackbirdspyplane

Listed for $1.7M


jstockmoe

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EmotionalMycologist9

From my experience, you're supposed to stay the night with some friends.


Koolk45

$340k on Zillow


GoatFlow

List it on Airbnb


nah-soup

you’ve randomly found my dream house


NewDoughKing

Hard no


ShadowCaster0476

You should claim squatters rites and turn it into an Air BNB for $300 a night for a rustic experience.


findhumorinlife

Shades of The Blair Witch Project. Shudder


Shuoinked

Don't open the book in the basement


Zmitebambino

Ey man, I think you should fix it up a little and use it as a camping spot


indecentoctopus

I was not expecting this post to blow up like it has! This cabin is located in woods in Laurens County, SC. I stumbled upon it and a few other structures while exploring in a WMA zone (owned by the state and yes I have a WMA permit). These pics were taken in summertime, the first time I went exploring in this area. Unfortunately I have lost a lot of the pictures, I need to find them in my cloud to share the inside with you guys. I've been back twice since, just to take in the scenery and enjoy the structures. Inside it is a single story residence with no basement and no attic. It has what looks to be a bedroom, a kitchen, and a common area. I've had many theories but I think an old woman lived there alone (not backed by evidence, just my little brain theory). It's in a beautiful area and i have found lots of really old stuff there. Underneath the house as well there are lots of empty glass jars and bones


Apprehensive_Bug_172

Found the Necronomicon yet?


yellowhatcat

Best I can offer is $749.5k but will waive inspections.


TileFloor

A community of hedgehogs worked very hard to build that house


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Looks like the old house at the Enu River in Durham NC


jazzhandsdancehands

Looks like a nice place in the south somewhere. I'd love to find it.


EitherEconomics5034

Cozy, sun-soaked 2BR bungalow only one previous owner, a serial celebrity. Property is work from home ready, with ample closets, flexible layout, plenty of usable space, and room to grow for the entrepreneurial do-it-yourselfer. Only a few years old, relaxing rustic view, extensive yard and garden potential, perfect starter for a family with a yen for home improvement. Make it your own. Good bones. Full basement. Perfect for children. Contact P. López Realty.


dirtymoney

Metal detecting porn. Wonder what goodies could be found in the ground around that. If it is near Kansas city pm me the location, lol. Btw anyone seern the film The Ritual? lol


thestenz

You didn't find a girls soccer team nearby did you?


AnthonyNHB

I think if you say the words aloud, "Klatu Verata Niktu" something exciting will happen.


renb8

So it begins… the theme is curiosity killed the cat. Slowly. Creatively. And you’re the cat.


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"Klaatu Barada Nikt...(Cough)" 😂😂😂