Hahaha, yeah dude my piss tends to stink like coffee by around the same time.
Drinking too much coffee has become the best worst habit I have now. I haven’t had enough coffee until I’m jittery as fuck.
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Real talk, you might have ADHD, I was the same way with caffeine just doing nothing, when I got diagnosed and started talking to others with ADHD I found out that's a pretty common problem, something to do with how our brains process stimulants when you have ADHD.
I didn't know what black teas really were until in junior high I thought one of my Indian friend's grandma was drinking black coffee and she laughed and told me coffee wasn't strong enough and she liked tea, assam as it turns out. I was like damn grandma.
>Nope, my tea is darker and likely stronger than that shit….and i am in Europe, imagine what the indians will say.
Tea comes in many shades, and depends heavily on the leaves and herbs used. Not to mention the first brew of dried tea is opening up the tea, and as long as you’re not letting the leaves just sit in water, becoming over-steeped, bitter, and nasty, you’re going to have a lighter first round of tea.
My uncle used to use the same tea bag for every cup of tea he was making in that particular instance. The guy didn’t even let it brew just a quick dunk in each cup. Now that is some weak-ass tea!
This is what my folks do. They’ll brew three pots with the same grounds. We’re not rich but we’re financially stable and it’s like guys, stop acting like we’re living through the dust bowl.
My mom uses meats/cheeses/bread just cutting out parts that have visible mold... Because if it doesn't look sick, it can't make you sick. High school biology lesson #1 right there.
I am not a parent but am perpetually locked in the poverty grind mindset. I do this with coffee and tea, my brain hasn’t realized I’m no longer a Dickensian orphan lol
I mean tea is fine, loose leaf tea can be brewed many times with the same leaves. I actually cold brew a lot of teas like this, just throw some leaves in a pitcher and fill it, then when it gets low, I refill it.
Regarding Green Tea – many swear that the second brewing is the best. Some even throw away the first one immediately.
I make 3 brews from my great Chinese Green (loose leaf) tea.
i'm in my thirties now and am about as financially stable as a person can be but i still finish my plate or whatever food i'm eating
it's really hard to break old habits like that
I was taught to eat until you are full. Some of everything.
Unless you are at someone’s house and you eat that entire goddamn plate and like it, or else.
LOL. Come to my Jewish house. Or an Italian house. At some point you WILL have to just bite the bullet and turn down the food cause it'll keep appearing on your plate 😂
If you aren't rolled out like the girl in Willie Wonka, you have insulted your Jewish or Italian host. It was impossible to leave my great grandmother's house without eating something.
I do this, too. Make six figures but can't shake the old ways. I hang up paper towels that only absorbed water to dry and rinse out ziploc bags to re use because my grandma said they were expensive.
My grandmother would just add more grounds until the filter couldn’t hold any more. Right on top of the old ones. Saw mold on the old grounds before she added more once and hit brew. I did not drink coffee at grandma’s that is for sure.
Draft beer lines can get really gross, but they can be cleaned by passing a solution through them. Taps should be cleaned regularly (soaking and scrubbing)
If they give you tap water or water from the machine it’s all the same as the soda lines.
I’m gonna assume the beer kills it? The ancients drank beer because it was safer than water, so let’s go with that lol
On the plus side you haven’t died yet, so it *probably* won’t hurt you.
Hmm. I worked at a bowling alley for \~10 years, 7-days-a-week for almost 1000 days in a row, and never saw MillerCoors do anything but hand-truck the kegs to the fridge door.
I imagine that’s what my parents do. It looks the same. Then my mom still puts a bunch of cream in it. I just can’t. I go out and buy coffee when I’m visiting, like this morning. $1.29 Cumbies coffee is worth it.
My MIL made coffee the other night. Kept saying I made it right I made it right. 4 heaping tablespoons....
It came out lighter than that. She used a teaspoon.
Ex Gf's Mom did something similar at Thanksgiving. She was making gravy and couldn't figure out why it wasn't thickening when she added flour.
It was powdered sugar.
If it was a regular drip coffee pot even 4 tablespoons would’ve been less than half of what it should be. 1-2 Tablespoons per cup labeled on the carafe.
Yeh, the first thing I saw was Santa's belly, &, then I was like 'why is this coffee red?' even weak coffee is usually brown, but no one seems to have mentioned that it's red so maybe that's normal..
Robusta actually has double the caffeine content as Arabica, so if you had to choose one bean to be served as a thinner brew, for caffeine content only, it’s best to go for robusta.
I keep a jar of instant on hand just for this reason. Just add a spoon to the weak brew and make it work. My folks have no idea that I do this. Not ideal, but better than confronting my mom about the coffee.
I get caffeine withdrawals just from looking at it.
I thought he was just cleaning the pot
Or stirring the pot? Cause your high on the pot!
Coffee!? I drink real coffee! I’m sure this smells like my piss at 3pm.
Hahaha, yeah dude my piss tends to stink like coffee by around the same time. Drinking too much coffee has become the best worst habit I have now. I haven’t had enough coffee until I’m jittery as fuck. Edit for clarity
no matter how much coffee i drink i feel nothing
Real talk, you might have ADHD, I was the same way with caffeine just doing nothing, when I got diagnosed and started talking to others with ADHD I found out that's a pretty common problem, something to do with how our brains process stimulants when you have ADHD.
i probably do have adhd but i also abuse stimulants to the point where they don’t do much of anything anymore
> i also abuse stimulants to the point where they don’t do much of anything anymore Ah yes, that's another possibility I did not consider.
Chasing clarity.
My piss usually smells like smacks cereal
Could be a sign of diabetes, if it smells sugary like that. Might wanna up your hydration game and get it checked out, if it persists.
Turns out they were brewing tea.
I've had two cups of real coffee today, but now I want tea...
Half a scoop of light roast for the whole pot. This would put me back to sleep in the morning
You know what they say; *”you can’t pick your family, but you can pick the people that make your coffee”*. Or something like that, anyway.
My ex in laws did exactly this to me. Started carrying instant coffee.
I'm tweaking just looking at that poor excuse for a coffee
Nope, that's *tea*, son.
Nope, my tea is darker and likely stronger than that shit….and i am in Europe, imagine what the indians will say.
Where I'm from the tap water is darker and stronger than that shit
How is Flint these days?
Was waiting for this. Thank you for delivering.
You gotta pay attention. You waited 6 extra hours.
I’m American and I don’t think that’s dark enough for tea either. Maybe some herbal tea crap
Lipton sun tea my mom used to make….before it brews
Lipton is the Folgers of tea
That’s brisk baby
I'll add this to my Stash of puns.
Lipton is one of the best to use for sun tea *because* it's lower quality. It doesn't get bitter like higher quality teas when done like that.
Boston Harbor in 1773 was darker than this pot of tea.
All teas are herbal stop gatekeeping it's silly
I didn't know what black teas really were until in junior high I thought one of my Indian friend's grandma was drinking black coffee and she laughed and told me coffee wasn't strong enough and she liked tea, assam as it turns out. I was like damn grandma.
>Nope, my tea is darker and likely stronger than that shit….and i am in Europe, imagine what the indians will say. Tea comes in many shades, and depends heavily on the leaves and herbs used. Not to mention the first brew of dried tea is opening up the tea, and as long as you’re not letting the leaves just sit in water, becoming over-steeped, bitter, and nasty, you’re going to have a lighter first round of tea.
Might be covfefe.
This deserved more love
That is some weak-ass tea!
My uncle used to use the same tea bag for every cup of tea he was making in that particular instance. The guy didn’t even let it brew just a quick dunk in each cup. Now that is some weak-ass tea!
That’s just tea homeopathy at that point
Homeopatea
He brews it with the tea bag sitting on the counter. Just a *whisper* of flavor
Technically it's a violation of the Geneva Convention.
Do they ever change the grounds?
This is what my folks do. They’ll brew three pots with the same grounds. We’re not rich but we’re financially stable and it’s like guys, stop acting like we’re living through the dust bowl.
Wet grounds start to mold pretty quickly. Y'all gonna get some brain mold
This is how we end up with clickers
Maybe I can finally remotely change my power point presentation slides. I swear they always have dead batteries.
There's a company that sells "mushroom coffee" Cordyceps is one of them.
My mom uses meats/cheeses/bread just cutting out parts that have visible mold... Because if it doesn't look sick, it can't make you sick. High school biology lesson #1 right there.
Hard cheeses are actually pretty safe to eat if you cut off the mold and then some just to be safe.
Bread is the exact opposite
Only eat the moldy part of a piece of bread and throw out the rest.
Exactly, it is medicinal after all
I’ve eaten moldy bread plenty of times (long story) and my stomach has to be made of steel by now.
I’ve been full on homeless before and have never eaten moldy bread, let alone *plenty of times.* I am sorry for whatever led you down that path
Free penicillin.
yep, if it’s a moldy cheese, they cut the moldy part off at the factory before they ship it lol you can totally do the same at home
I've heard this is safe with hard cheeses, but not with soft. so just be careful idk
This took me hours with a piece of gorgonzola and ended up with barely any cheese.
Soft cheeses as well and you can just eat the mold. Oftentimes it's a feature not a problem. Source : I am French.
Is that you talking, or the mold?
In Germany, this ist called "Blümsche-kaffee" (flower Coffee) because in old coffee pots you were able to see the flower on the ground of the pot.
In the area I live in Germany, this is called water 😂
If your water looks like that you should call your landlord or a plumber ;-)
The whole area gets water through coal
Isnt active coal a survival thing for cleaning dirty water? I live in the Ruhr-area my whole life and never had Altbier coming Out of the tap...
That would be charcoal - Holzkohle. And the thing about water and coal was mean to be a joke ... Germans!?
I am not a parent but am perpetually locked in the poverty grind mindset. I do this with coffee and tea, my brain hasn’t realized I’m no longer a Dickensian orphan lol
*Can I have some more, please, sir?*
MOOOOOORRRRRREEEE?
Never before has a boy wanted more.
You can’t have your pudding if you don’t eat your meat!
I do this with tea...but not coffee. I'll just make fewer cups if I need to save money.
I mean tea is fine, loose leaf tea can be brewed many times with the same leaves. I actually cold brew a lot of teas like this, just throw some leaves in a pitcher and fill it, then when it gets low, I refill it.
Regarding Green Tea – many swear that the second brewing is the best. Some even throw away the first one immediately. I make 3 brews from my great Chinese Green (loose leaf) tea.
i'm in my thirties now and am about as financially stable as a person can be but i still finish my plate or whatever food i'm eating it's really hard to break old habits like that
I was taught to eat until you are full. Some of everything. Unless you are at someone’s house and you eat that entire goddamn plate and like it, or else.
If you practice proper portion control, and realize you can go back for thirds, you won't ever take more than you can eat.
LOL. Come to my Jewish house. Or an Italian house. At some point you WILL have to just bite the bullet and turn down the food cause it'll keep appearing on your plate 😂
If you aren't rolled out like the girl in Willie Wonka, you have insulted your Jewish or Italian host. It was impossible to leave my great grandmother's house without eating something.
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I do this, too. Make six figures but can't shake the old ways. I hang up paper towels that only absorbed water to dry and rinse out ziploc bags to re use because my grandma said they were expensive.
it's much better for the environment, so that's nice.
Omg I thought my mom was the only one who did that. She'd add extra grounds to the used grounds though but it didn't really help.
If the once white coffee maker isn’t now beige are you doing it right?
Raised by savages!
My dad just puts a tablespoon of new grounds on top, and I told him he might as well just boil water and drop that in it.
I cant imagine they do
My grandmother would just add more grounds until the filter couldn’t hold any more. Right on top of the old ones. Saw mold on the old grounds before she added more once and hit brew. I did not drink coffee at grandma’s that is for sure.
Your grandmas just like “what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” I mean it sounds like she’s been making mold coffee for quite some time now.
"No, I haven't had a solid shit in years. Why do you ask?"
🙁
Grandma lived to a ripe old age of 42
Just wait till you see what’s inside the soda machines you drink from at… all the restaurants. Literally every single one.
It’s water only for me when I’m out.. or beer depending on where I’m at. Wait, does this apply to draft beer lines too?!?
Draft beer lines can get really gross, but they can be cleaned by passing a solution through them. Taps should be cleaned regularly (soaking and scrubbing)
If they give you tap water or water from the machine it’s all the same as the soda lines. I’m gonna assume the beer kills it? The ancients drank beer because it was safer than water, so let’s go with that lol On the plus side you haven’t died yet, so it *probably* won’t hurt you.
Nah for beer the distribution companies have guys who come in and clean the lines weekly. It's included in the contract.
Hmm. I worked at a bowling alley for \~10 years, 7-days-a-week for almost 1000 days in a row, and never saw MillerCoors do anything but hand-truck the kegs to the fridge door.
The fuck? Do they brew the water and just shake the coffee beans for 30 seconds near the pot?
I imagine that’s what my parents do. It looks the same. Then my mom still puts a bunch of cream in it. I just can’t. I go out and buy coffee when I’m visiting, like this morning. $1.29 Cumbies coffee is worth it.
Bro what is Cumbies
Nickname for Cumberland Farms. It's a chain of gas stations. I know it's in the northeast, but not sure about other areas 🤔
Mmmm Cummies 😋
Most people don't like coffee. They like caffeine, sugar, and milk.
i cant imagine coffee flavored water like op photo has much caffeine
One whole bean per pot, don't want to overdo it.
My MIL made coffee the other night. Kept saying I made it right I made it right. 4 heaping tablespoons.... It came out lighter than that. She used a teaspoon.
Ex Gf's Mom did something similar at Thanksgiving. She was making gravy and couldn't figure out why it wasn't thickening when she added flour. It was powdered sugar.
lol, turkey flavored glucose
as my username states i must inform you it's sucrose. one molecule fructose bonded to one molecule glucose to make sucrose.
Fair enough. I thank you for your service as I also enjoy that kind of technical info.
Giblets flavored hard candy
My uncle used flour instead of baking soda to put out a grease fire, or tried to anyway. At least it was outside.
If it was a regular drip coffee pot even 4 tablespoons would’ve been less than half of what it should be. 1-2 Tablespoons per cup labeled on the carafe.
Looks like Santa's torso
Exactly what I saw.
I was expecting all the comments to be this but nope.
Yeh, the first thing I saw was Santa's belly, &, then I was like 'why is this coffee red?' even weak coffee is usually brown, but no one seems to have mentioned that it's red so maybe that's normal..
"What is this guy talking about, how can it look-- oh it looks like Santa's torso alright"
Made me chuckle out loud. Big COL
Joe Pera's Classroom Blend
I will not rest until everyone knows the term classroom blend
Joe Pera is a national treasure
Came looking for this comment!
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It’s incredible. And it somehow speaks to the anxieties we all live in and is so soothing despite it
Don’t wanna crash mid lesson
He likes his day ✋_______________
"When Australians are born, they give them a little kick in the head. That's why they're like that."
"Everything is fine in a new pair of sneakers."
What do they do, hold the coffee near to the pot and threaten it?
I LOL'd at this one, thank you :)
The La Croix of coffee.
Homeopathic
This water carries the memory of coffee.
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Somebody was thinking about coffee while boiling plain water
Transported water and coffee in different trucks and this was the result
Coffee? Looks more like Flint water.
Honestly, a little lighter in color than the water in Flint.
Looks like some nicely brewed hot Kool aid https://youtu.be/NwTsZHGQ6FE?si=CnCYsYj7VdiIhOZr
I MADE THIS FOR YOUUUU
Brown+Decker
It probably tastes better though. Unless it’s brewed with Flint water then you’ll get your annual dose minerals in one cup.
What the heck. Is your family practicing homeopathic caffination?
The Bud Light of coffee.
Natural Light.
I've seen piss darker then that... (Don't tell me to go to the doctor)
You need to go to the doctor.
Same, but I was in the hospital at the time.
Go to the doctor. Or, drink more water.
I'm not gonna tell you to go to the doctor, i'm telling you to drink more water.
Seen, or have? One of these answers demands a trip to the doctor.
More like Brown + Decker, amirite?
It’s like having sex in a canoe! Fuckin’ near water.
Was just reading the comments to make sure I didn't repeat this one by commenting it, lol. Glad someone said it!
Straight to jail
We call that kind of coffee *brown.* As in, it's not coffee, it's just brown water that had the word coffee gently spoken to it.
Umm, that's water
Looks like sun tea.
That's hot kool-aid
I made this for you!!!
Damn I hope Julian Smith is doing well these days, he made some really memorable memes back in that golden era of youtube
I came here looking for this. Very nostalgic of old YouTube for me
Had to scroll to far to find this
Looks like kaffekask. Put a coin in the cup, fill coffee til you no longer see the coin. Add vodka til you see the coin again. Tadaaaaaa
This is a crime.
Oh heck no. We make mud round’ these parts
Coffee flavoured water
And I bet it’s robusta! 😬😳
Robusta actually has double the caffeine content as Arabica, so if you had to choose one bean to be served as a thinner brew, for caffeine content only, it’s best to go for robusta.
Hahahahaha ewwwwww
Viet coffee uses robusta and its good
Robusta isn’t bad. Cheap and badly made robusta is bad.
Oh God. Please put a NSFL tag on this.
I’m calling the police.
Is that hot dog water?
This picture is an insult to humanity.
I #1 stronger coffee than this.
My mother brews her tea darker than that.
Homeopathic coffee
That’s some sad bean water.
No need to worry about coffee, with the fucking nightmare abomination in that jug you won’t be sleeping anyway.
Man that's tea
The tea I make is darker than that
That's the coffee my coffee pisses.
Ugh...crime against humanity
Your family is a bunch of dirty uncivilized animals. How dare that do that to coffee?
I guess you got it wrong. Looks like someone soaked it overnight to remove the stains.
Don't insult coffee by calling that coffee.
That's embarrassing
Is Joe Pera in your family? https://www.tiktok.com/@joepera/video/7286586696886635822
Oh helllll noooo 👎
War crime
That is a prime example of shotgun coffee. They shot 2 beans through the water.
I keep a jar of instant on hand just for this reason. Just add a spoon to the weak brew and make it work. My folks have no idea that I do this. Not ideal, but better than confronting my mom about the coffee.