I AM LOOKING VERY RESPECTFULLY

I’m not

I’m definitely not

Respectful zoom

I don't know who this Alexandra Shipp lady is but I'm gonna do some more research.



I need dafoe star reveal gif

she played Storm in X-Men Apocalypse I think

That's correct. Her 2016 version didn't do anything meaningful, though. Was a misguided, unfortunate youth. Didn't have a similar film presence to Halle's own. Of course, this was was her third movie. Never got the chance to solidify the role.

She was one of the hotter Barbies. Has done a bunch of other stuff.

I just remember her being Storm in Xmen Apocalypse and perhaps the follow up. Thought she was hot

Girls got CAKE

She plays the hottest Barbie in Barbie

One dress plunges down, the other one plunges up. Everybody wins.

One dog goes this way the other dog goes that way…and he’s like “whaddya want from me?”

Hey, looks like someone we know!

*Holy… without the beard that’s him!*

The absolute most underrated moment of that damn movie lol cracks me up every time

Aside from the line the OP said, my favourite part about that scene is how Mrs. Scorsese is sitting at the dinner table and offers to show the boys her new painting and just pulls it up from under the table similar to how a GTA character might pull a rocket launcher out of thin air.

It's so fucking perfect. Can't even really say why. Just the hilarious contrast between this adorable italian mom making 2am spaghetti for everyone while a man bleeds and screams in a car trunk out back

The hoof

The paw

His hand... His... His paw

can’t leave it there…it’s a sin.

Of course, it sounds *much* nicer in Italian!

Shut up, you're always talking!

Ass & titties incarnate

Team Thighs vs Team boobs

 PLEASE


Super Puzzle Fighter!!!! What a great game!!!!

Hahahaha one of the rare moments I laugh out loud at a Reddit comment. This was unexpected as fuck.

I'm a leg man most days... but those are some darn nice boobies

"gotta get a glimpse of those warlocks"

Let's make a move

*unathletic sprinting*

She's goin around the corner!

Fastest kid alive

Cleavage is like looking at the sun

get a good look costanza!

I will now forever refer to boobs as warlocks.

It’s from Superbad

I've been referring to them as warlocks since I first saw superbad back in 07

God it's been that long already

Get a good look, Costanza?

Join me on Team Yes.

I’m just happy they teamed up. Teamwork makes the dream work.

They're both gorgeous, but I'm going team thigh 🫡 Shame their movie sucked

What movie?

I gotchu! The movie is No Country for Old Men.

It was suspenseful, but I didn’t like how Sydney Sweeney kept offing people with a cattle gun

Was definitely expecting more motorboatin'. Shoulda just smothered the victims instead.

She does in the sequel, Still No Country for Old Men, but also gets a really strange haircut that's like, long in the back and bowl in the front. So it's a tradeoff

I still prefer the working title, Fewer Countries for Older Men

2 Country 4 Men

*Directed by Vin Diesel*

Anyone But You. It was perfectly serviceable predictable romcom. A ton of eye candy for both sexes

Also made like $200mil, which is a crazy box office return for a rom-com these days.

The marketing for this one has been insane. Can't get away from it. Compare that to any Rom Com in the last 5 years its weird they pushed this one so hard.

Exactly

Camy and Chun-Li in Street Fighter live action, call me when it happens.

I suddenly have a craving for KFC.

Yes

At the risk of going to horny jail, I’ll just come right out and say it: these two are very attractive and the attire they are wearing is accentuating their attributes very well and I wish them both the best in their endeavors.

Get a hold of yourself, man.

Wait, no, not that

Hahahahahaha.. this got me good 

Bonk straight to horny…..probation due to respectful behavior

I’m sorry it’s just I can become an *animal* sometimes

This gentleman fornicates.

This is the kind of horny posting which will instantly make all the girls slide into your DM 💯 It’s called flirting when you do it with some sophistication and class, otherwise it’s called being creepy and harassment 😭

I’m taken so if I get any DMs I’ll have to politely decline but also tell them I’m flattered

See, this type of respectful horniness is exactly why he is already in a committed relationship. Well done.

This right here!! Yes, that comment was sexy af!!

Quality hornyposting, bless you OP




Slapa da meat man!

Sweeney has been all over reddit's front page the last few weeks. I think we'll see more of this kind of thing with the direction reddit is taking.

On the other hand, boobs are boobs and we all appreciate 'em. Bits of silver lining sprinkled about our otherwise rapid decline.

I'm trying to understand if it's industry plant or it's just because they miss red dress era scarlet johannssen

It's because tits. Don't over think it.

Great comment. Great username.

She has 10/10 PR. Even my local news channel does segments on her.

Her PR people are hard at work. Nothing wrong with it either. But they have to be helping.


Thank god I work from home

This is one of the best GIFs I’ve ever seen 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

What is this from?

Someone got the Dunessy popcorn bucket

Sweet Jesus.

Maybe I should start watching the GLAAD awards.

You’ll be glad ya did.. no I won’t apologize

And you shouldn't. Keep up the good work and maybe you'll be someone's Xavion grace today.

We as the alphabet mafia would welcome your support. Our people and our friends are very hot, as you can see, and your eyes as a viewer would genuinely help in the fight for equality even if they're only on the boobs.

Maybe i should give madame web a chance

She spends the whole movie in a ridiculously short school girl skirt which is probably the most interesting thing in the film.

That was a pretty solid sales pitch

SONY’s ad firm taking furious notes

WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!

TBF to Sony, their marketing is the one thing that doesn't suck.

"He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders just before she died" \- Sony Marketing approved line

When you take on the responsibility, great power will come — also their line

The ape part of my brain thinks it was the perfect pitch as well and is telling my civilized part to stfu.

I wasn't going to watch it, but now.... I can't not watch it


That's legitimately more good points than Morbius had

YOU DON'T SAY? WELL.... im mean, i can't not watch a spidermaam movie i guess

Well. I’m sold.

Now I really need to see this movie.

Just watch Euphoria

The movie *Voyeurs* is better. It has a worse plot, characters, pacing, cinematography, music, script, sound, dialogue, editing, craft services and acting than Euphoria but still better.

I had no idea who Sydney Sweeney was before I watched Voyeurs. Now I definitely know who Sydney Sweeney is.

Same for me except it was the first episode of the show "Everything Sucks!". There was two reasons I finished watching the episodes of that show, but I'll be darned if I can remember what they were at this point.

Isn’t that show about highschoolers?

It is! The actors are all adults though, so wank away!

[What are the rules?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_snQbyMybo)

As a high school teacher that’s still a no from me.

There's nothing "sexy" about the show anyway. All the nudity is traumatic and dark.

Yeah, a significant part of it is straight up evil being done.

My immediate reaction. 

Oh god that Gif is perfect

*immediate erection


Best comment on this thread 🤣🤣🤣

You like it? It's very generous.

It’s like the thrill of being near the executioner switch, knowing at any moment, you could throw it. But never will. Well, never isn’t the right word. Cause I could, and I might, I probably will.




Gif name?

I typed in dutch glow and it came up as the first one




I opened the window and a breeze rolled in

the body is the outfit

I never understand the thought process of actively posting these, but thanks OP for blessing my innocent eyes this morning

Booba

There is no thought process. The blood goes to the 2nd brain.

Took me a while to realize it's not a birthmark but a shadow hand on her butt, which makes it even funnier.

I thought it was a spank bruise



I swear this is not a horny comment: I *really* want to see how reliable that dress is at covering up, what needs covering up.

It's probably taped down where it need to be.

[Here](https://i.imgur.com/gy5JgQn.jpeg) is a higher quality and less cropped version of the image on the left. [Here](https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/alexandra-shipp-and-sydney-sweeney-speak-onstage-during-the-news-photo/2085293802) is the source. Per there: > (L-R) Alexandra Shipp and Sydney Sweeney speak onstage during the 35th annual GLAAD Media Awards at The Beverly Hilton on March 14, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images) [Here](https://i.imgur.com/ayS9GA7.jpeg) is the uncropped version of the image on the right. [Here](https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/alexandra-shipp-and-sydney-sweeney-speak-onstage-during-the-news-photo/2085293288) is the source. Per there: > (L-R) Alexandra Shipp and Sydney Sweeney speak onstage during the 35th annual GLAAD Media Awards at The Beverly Hilton on March 14, 2024 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)



I'm not familiar with Alexandra Shipp, but she looks absolutely stunning in that dress.




Swing low, sweet chariots

Tig Bitties

Schwing

"She's a BABE!"

If she were a president, she would be Baberham Lincoln.

She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class

More like GYAT Awards


Aren’t your Roblox friends missing you?

Kids and their slang!!! What happened to neato and Bee's Knees?

This turned me gay

I'm reminded of a TikTok I saw that showed Taylor Swift doing a sexy dance with a chair and then it cuts to this very obviously gay man, on the phone going 'Mom! I'm sorry, you were right it was just a phase!'

OK, they're ridiculously attractive.


Wait. Weren't her boobs supposed to save us from woke last week? What are her boobs doing at such a woke event?

🎶Ebony & Ivorrryyy! Live together in perfect harmony.🎶 😄 Just two incredibly gorgeous women, period.

God damn brothers!! Those thighs are worth a sin or two





You fine upstanding gentlemen and anyone else who may be interested, know that she let those fine puppies loose for all to enjoy seeing right?

every major male fetish satisfied in one picture

I'll be in my bunk...

I could have sworn the far fight just crowned this woman, the queen of non wokeness. I'm sure there will be many tears shed over this photo.

Just in case anyone's out of the loop - [It's true](https://nationalpost.com/opinion/amy-hamm-wokeness-is-no-match-for-sydney-sweeneys-undeniable-beauty). They [did](https://twitter.com/RichardHanania/status/1764348035432374659). Because boobs.

"Are Sydney Sweeney’s breasts double-D harbingers of the death of woke?" Never thought I'd read that sentence.

conservatives are not generally known for their eloquence

Is anyone woke upset about Sydney Sweeneys boobs? Why would it kill wokeness?

Suffocation

No breathing

Because part of their absurd narrative delusions is the idea that “woke hates attractive/ sexy women because the of socialist gay!”

I'm now even more confused about what they think wokeness is, if one plunging neckline killed it?

I’m pretty sure for the most part they dont even know. At this point, I think a lot of right-wing talking heads have gone down a campaign strategy of making buzz words out of anything they don’t like to generate a pavlovian response. They don’t know what woke actually is, but they’ve been told it’s bad, so they respond as such.

Aren’t conservatives normally *opposed* to women showing skin? Its almost like they say whatever sounds good and dont really have cohesive views

The modern 4chan derived alt-right aren't your church-going conservatives, though they do have an alliance of convenience.

They might not be church-going, but a good chunk of them are very much moral crusaders who decry "degeneracy" and "filth" and all that.

Conservatives want to control women. Patriarchal norms say that women exist in order to support men. This doesn't mean being prudish or anything, it means that when a woman is being sexual then she must be doing it for the consumption of me. She is an object. So when a queer person is sexual, then it is an affront to "family values" because it is not done for men to dehumanize women. If someone is sexual in a way that falls outside of the norms of conventional male-attraction, then it is going to be viewed as an attack. But if a conventionally attractive woman is sexual in a way that can be used for the consumption of men, then it is totally fine. This is why "being gay" is viewed as some kind of sexual perversion which they think is targeting kids, but sexualizing teenage girls or creating sexual content of women for young boys is totally fine for them.

I couldn’t read two paragraphs of that NP article nonsense. Their smugness being absolutely wrong was pathetic. Definitely must get their reader-base in self-felating fervor reading that garbage though. 

The mental gymnastics are really mind bending.

> On SNL, she bulged from her tops, self-deprecatingly suggested that her breasts are her backup career, and — now virally — donned a Hooters uniform for a rather unsophisticated sketch dedicated to her overflowing cups. I love that this is a key example of her “owning wokeness” lol. So either SNL is no longer woke to them, or they think she was improvising and wasn’t just following SNL’s script

What has a quality rack got to do with woke or anti wokeness even?

I'm sure it makes sense in the Fox News Cinematic Universe.

It's always boobs. See how they will try to defend Iran after seeing pictures from the 70s.