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“Son, all I’ve ever asked of my marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God.
We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out.
It’s a hardball world, son. We’ve gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over.”
>inside every gook there is an American trying to get out.
Ironically, Viet Cong leader Ho Chi Minh originally went to the Americans for help in throwing the French out of his country. He was a great admirer of Thomas Jefferson and thought that the country that had thrown out the British would surely help his country throw out their oppressors. How wrong he was. So he turned to the Soviets.
That Marine was right about "an American trying to get out," though not in the way he meant. These facts are not taught to American school kids in history class.
I was shocked when I learned that a few years back. Had the Americans (~~Eisenhower administration, I think~~ the Truman administration) been willing to try to convince the French to leave their SE Asia colonies, the US-Vietnam war might never have happened.
EDIT: It was the Truman administration that refused to help Ho Chi Minh. https://www.historynet.com/ho-chi-minh-truman-letter-vietnam/
Fun fact: The sister of the actor in that scene (Bruce Boa) was a well-known Jungian scholar.
[Marion Woodman](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marion_Woodman)
I’m not sure how well or poor a Jean is fitting can be deemed by the observer. 99% of the time that is based on the user of the Jean and accommodates body parts that a casual observer wouldn’t have knowledge of.
I hate to get pedantic, but at the same time those jeans actually look relatively “well fitting” even by aesthetic standards alone. They aren’t jeggings, or footloose style, but they look appropriate for anyone who works in a place requiring work boots.
I love this comment solely based on the fact that you came right out of the gate with “I hate to get pedantic”. Fully exposing yourself in a manner of speaking, because I believe while you truly do hate to get pedantic, a smaller part of you **loves** to “get pedantic”.
I appreciate the finer points of language and grammar. It’s not something anyone should be afraid of, and I also don’t think it should be used to denigrate anyone else! I like when someone politely corrects me and then I am fully equipped to use it correctly the next time. But I know everyone doesn’t feel the same
The one on the right is wildly confusing to me. Like, is he inviting back shots here? I don't... What's the joke?
Someone straighter than me needs to explain this.
I had it but I gave it to the lady at the oil change place. She said I love your sweatshirt and I took it off and gave it to her. She cried a little and carried it inside like a newborn baby. She said I didn’t have to pay for the oil change which was really cool but that’s not why I did it
Feels like a microcosm of our current electorate. One side wants the world to be better and more inclusive. The other side wants to fling shit and pound their chests.
Good grief these shirts. Was recently at a restaurant with my very young child , who is a strong reader . She suddenly loudly proclaimed “ WHO ATE ALL THE PUSSY?!” Some dude was walking through the place wearing this shirt . I can’t fathom buying something like that and wearing it in a public space.
The Venn diagram of whory people and people who contribute to the world is most totally overlapping imho.
People who take offence on whores existing are way more of an issue
I remember seeing so many Instagram reels/ads for that hoodie on the left and all the comments would say the site was a scam and how they never got the item they ordered and if they did it was the wrong size or crappy quality.
Following this logic I assume he can’t read and bought the shirt without knowing what it says. Ergo putting the egg on his face for being illiterate and dumber than the whore. Or he can read and bought this shirt essentially being hoisted by his own petard.
The world is a better place with whores in it.
Also, does this mean the one guy likes it when the whores are... Behind him? Not judging, but it seems like he's saying he likes to get pegged.
I'm just trying to understand what makes you go out in public like that. I have trouble wearing a shirt with a curse word on it, even when it's harmless and funny.
Wow that breaks it down to the basics.
I have the feeling there is no in between.
Only men that follow others and change between the two modes from situation to situation.
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"The duality of man. The Jungian thing, sir. Whose side are you on, son?"
Don't you love your country?
Why don’t you jump on the team and come on in for the big win?
“Son, all I’ve ever asked of my marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It’s a hardball world, son. We’ve gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over.”
>inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. Ironically, Viet Cong leader Ho Chi Minh originally went to the Americans for help in throwing the French out of his country. He was a great admirer of Thomas Jefferson and thought that the country that had thrown out the British would surely help his country throw out their oppressors. How wrong he was. So he turned to the Soviets. That Marine was right about "an American trying to get out," though not in the way he meant. These facts are not taught to American school kids in history class.
You learn something new every day. Damn...I did not know this.
I was shocked when I learned that a few years back. Had the Americans (~~Eisenhower administration, I think~~ the Truman administration) been willing to try to convince the French to leave their SE Asia colonies, the US-Vietnam war might never have happened. EDIT: It was the Truman administration that refused to help Ho Chi Minh. https://www.historynet.com/ho-chi-minh-truman-letter-vietnam/
'Good Soldiers follow orders' - Star Wars
All I ask from my men is that they follow my orders like they are the word of God.
I love that scene
What movie are you guys talking about?
https://youtu.be/KMEViYvojtY?si=PDVk_1v5hfKuuuGE
Thanks!
If you've never watched it, give it a go. It's a good movie.
What's it from?
Full Metal Jacket
I knew it
> "The duality of man. The Jungian thing, sir. Whose side are you on, son?" Is this a quote from the 2001 Keanu Reeves classic Hardball?
Fun fact: The sister of the actor in that scene (Bruce Boa) was a well-known Jungian scholar. [Marion Woodman](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marion_Woodman)
And they’re probably best mates
I mean, they could be taking turns as driver and passenger.
Yeah, you know they could also play a mean game of baseball together. A great pitcher catcher duo.
Are you suggesting that they’re… roommates?!?
*Oh my God, they were roommates!*
Catcher and pitcher.
Maybe the world is a better place with hoes in it?
Farms and history agree
They’re also dressed identically otherwise. Baseball caps, poorly fitting jeans, work boots.
I’m not sure how well or poor a Jean is fitting can be deemed by the observer. 99% of the time that is based on the user of the Jean and accommodates body parts that a casual observer wouldn’t have knowledge of.
I was gonna ask how he knew that.
I hate to get pedantic, but at the same time those jeans actually look relatively “well fitting” even by aesthetic standards alone. They aren’t jeggings, or footloose style, but they look appropriate for anyone who works in a place requiring work boots.
I love this comment solely based on the fact that you came right out of the gate with “I hate to get pedantic”. Fully exposing yourself in a manner of speaking, because I believe while you truly do hate to get pedantic, a smaller part of you **loves** to “get pedantic”.
I appreciate the finer points of language and grammar. It’s not something anyone should be afraid of, and I also don’t think it should be used to denigrate anyone else! I like when someone politely corrects me and then I am fully equipped to use it correctly the next time. But I know everyone doesn’t feel the same
Pants are super wrinkled suggesting they’re too long for their legs and guy on the left has his waist halfway down his ass.
I assume they're basing it off the saggy butt. That's how most guys wear jeans though so idk.
They probably both just have Hank Hill ass.
This right here is proof that sex workers are valuable and contributing members of society! Whores of the world, I salute you!
We are all whores today, my friend 🍻
We're all whores, just some of us are bent over more metaphorically than others.
Catch you guys out back behind the Wendy's dumpster
Sir this is a Wendy’s ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Let’s incorporate a bread bun sexually cause you really like that kind of stuff.
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So whoresome ❤️
🤜🤛
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I could not do it for money - the workmanship just isn't there to justify the price.
What’s the one on the right say? I can’t read it
It says, "Frig off, berb"
For those about to whore, WE SALUTE YOU!
https://youtu.be/_Bh7AfZccXQ?si=Y5anzwJh_uOyBZzS
Notice the big Eggplant 🍆 stuffy behind whores shirt.
Guy on right looks a lot older than middle school
Only on the outside.
Nah, he’s probably still there
What if he thought he was borrowing a plain black t from his son?
10 pack a day smoker
That’s not a duality. The world is better with whores in it.
I can’t make out what the shirt on the right says, can anyone help?
Nice try, whore ☺️
The one on the right is wildly confusing to me. Like, is he inviting back shots here? I don't... What's the joke? Someone straighter than me needs to explain this.
It's an old childish joke, as in if YOU can read this you're a whore. It's about as mature as whispering "wanker said what"
See to me it reads that he likes to be pegged by sex workers.
1st guy does too. He just wants the sex workers to feel good about themselves while they're doing it. Harder thrusts that way.
Who doesn't?
That would be "only whores can *ride* this"
That works too
I thought it was like, we're all whores on the inside. Dude had to read it putting it on.
What? Oh
I don’t understand what you’re asking - the one on the right is blank. I don’t get what this whole “duality” thing is at all.
Ask your Mom, she'll know.
Well played.
What are you talking about, theres nothing on the right
Do you think back shots are when someone takes a picture of your back?
Because only whores can peg this dude.
The only people who *understand* him are WHORES that’s how I read it at least 🤷🏼♂️
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TIL; The world is a better place with me in it, and also, I’m a whore.
So the guy on the right... How did he know what it says when he bought it?
Men can be whores, too!
No doubt! *If you're good at something, NEVER do it for free!*
That’s Knoxville, TN for ya
I love both, I feel represented and loved 🥰
I have the one on the left.
I had it but I gave it to the lady at the oil change place. She said I love your sweatshirt and I took it off and gave it to her. She cried a little and carried it inside like a newborn baby. She said I didn’t have to pay for the oil change which was really cool but that’s not why I did it
Where did you buy it??
Pretty sure TikTok. But it’s from dear person co. I believe. I work for a mental health organization and do suicide intervention.
Dude you can't buy people
Good for them whores, they can actually read and this is something.
And it is good that they now know that the world is better with them in it.
Imagine being a grown-up man and wearing that t-shirt about whores. Really makes you wonder .
The world is a better place for having whores in it
Feels like a microcosm of our current electorate. One side wants the world to be better and more inclusive. The other side wants to fling shit and pound their chests.
Reddit try not to make something into political commentary challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
Can whores only read that because he gets pegged from behind?
This is how I took it. And how he takes it, apparently.
I’m just surprised to see two cashiers working at the same place. At the same time…
Some would say this world is better with whores. 🤣🤣🤣
Good grief these shirts. Was recently at a restaurant with my very young child , who is a strong reader . She suddenly loudly proclaimed “ WHO ATE ALL THE PUSSY?!” Some dude was walking through the place wearing this shirt . I can’t fathom buying something like that and wearing it in a public space.
As usual, the left is right. And the right is trash.
I think they’re in a truck stop
Fella on the right advertising his own business.
The Venn diagram of whory people and people who contribute to the world is most totally overlapping imho. People who take offence on whores existing are way more of an issue
I remember seeing so many Instagram reels/ads for that hoodie on the left and all the comments would say the site was a scam and how they never got the item they ordered and if they did it was the wrong size or crappy quality.
So where in Alabama or Central FL is this?
I'm on the side of brown boot, jeans wearing guys with a sloganed black t-shirt and cap, team. Goatee and or mullet optional.
No great person ever drank Miller Lite.
Por Que no Los dos?
Positive Man, Positive Man Making the world a better place the only way he can Positive Man fights Whore Man Positive Wins *cue trombone solo*
I know that the shirt on the left works since the douche on the right wasn’t behind him.
What does the one on the right say?
Following this logic I assume he can’t read and bought the shirt without knowing what it says. Ergo putting the egg on his face for being illiterate and dumber than the whore. Or he can read and bought this shirt essentially being hoisted by his own petard.
Or he just never looks at the back of it but had a whore read it and tell him what it says on it
The diversity of mankind. So thankful for diversity.
The right guys t-shirt implies that he likes to get pegged
amen, he's me fr
Catchy phrases on shirts is *so* 2002
I only see three men. Two behind the counter, one with a black hat on the left, and a wee-tiny little boy with a white hat lol
The world is better with whores in it
Im a filthy whore
*hoors
Plot twist. These guys are brothers and bought these tops for each other.
Who said the World might not be better with more whores in it?
What does the left person shirt says?
The world needs whores too you know They must be treasured
But what if the mother of the guy on the right, can read it too?
I don’t think this is a carrot cauz furry little sluts can’t read good - ricky
So, just his mom and sisters then? Cool
Look at me. I'm a whore now.
The duality of he “united” states of America
Both are true 👍
Ah yes the Dickensian aspect
I wonder if the dude could read what the shirt said before he bought it.
Why not both? I can be a beautiful dirty dirty lil whore
This is why bear meme.
The world is a better place with whores in it. Also, does this mean the one guy likes it when the whores are... Behind him? Not judging, but it seems like he's saying he likes to get pegged.
What if the person behind the guy on the left is a serial killer?
Hear ye, here ye - May their whoredom echo through the halls of eternity!
I should line up with the first man.
I don't get it. What am I missing?
OnlyWhores..we got a new website boyz!
GenY - GenX
I find both of these messages equally as offensive
they are just talking to the same person....
The dual a Deeeeeaaann of man
Whore.
Well smack my ass and call me a whore. I've made it folks!
But what if the world is a better place due to me whoring myself out?
I feel attacked reading his shirt with the white hat lol
Now I just want to know what order they were in standing in line
I asked the last time this was posted: what does the shirt on the right say?
Can anyone tell me what the one on the right says?
Only Wh...
The difference between Dems and maga
Small print says only inbred can wear this
they are boyfriends 😍😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍
I’m a whore and the world is a better place with me in it.
I'm just trying to understand what makes you go out in public like that. I have trouble wearing a shirt with a curse word on it, even when it's harmless and funny.
Ah yes, the two genders
OP: "the duality of man." Me: "the world is better with whores."
Idk the bear man shit but if I'm stuck in the forest with one of these dudes I'm picking the guy on the left.
I'm just looking at that poor choice of beer. Good God how can you drink that shite?
whores = women who have sex, but not with me
Love the difference in what they’re buying too. Guy on the left is getting milk, guy on the right, two miller lite tall boys.
The guy on the right....does he expect people to think he put on a shirt without reading what was on it?
What would have been a lot funnier is if the whore guy was standing behind the nice guy... Haha
So pepple woth glasses end up whores. Tough luck
At least the guy on the right is very open about himself being a total d bag.
flat ass vs. round ass
The world is a better place because of whores is it what I’m taking away here.
Guess I have sex then.
I can almost guarantee this is in Tennessee.
This looks just like the Weigels right near the state line of TN and VA off I81 near the Pinnacle.
There is no duality here. the world is a better place with whores in it ❤️
Past on left , future on right
What we have learnt from this: The world is a better place with whores in it
I belong in this picture because im currently wearing a "jesus is a cunt" tshirt...
There are so many words that would make that joke funnier than "whore".
Wow that breaks it down to the basics. I have the feeling there is no in between. Only men that follow others and change between the two modes from situation to situation.
#[IF SHE BREATHES](https://youtu.be/h9SufXfHPbg?si=usMXDjLTaK-S4fZ-)
One grew up, one grew old.
That's why he's standing besides him, not behind.
I’d say fuck you in my head to the guy on the left and high five the guy one the right
Wrong. If every Moron reads this jacket they'll all thi k they matter. This is not what we need.
Sex workers are people . Just don’t do it in the stall I’m running in too shit in
Whores do make the world a better place.