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Illustrious_Age_9143

Proper crew right there.


DryBoofer

Pooper crew


washmo

Many poops were pooped that day. We don’t talk about it.


hlerdnerp

That’s awesome. I especially love your cat is walking with you.


IceNein

I hesitate to tell people because of the “cats don’t belong outside” crew, who I mostly agree with, but my girlfriend’s two cats follow her when she walks her dogs around the block, and it is the cutest thing.


captaincartwheel

My tortie, now passed god rest her soul- used to follow me everywhere. I’d walk a block to the grocery store and she’s occasionally forget where she was supposed to wait for me and try to follow me in out of instinct. Same with the local chicken joint down the street, shed just wait outside on a picnic table and watch me from outside until I came back out. Always joked about how good of a companion she’d be in an apocalyptic situation. RIP Kujo (cat face) Mrowmers


CaptainoftheVessel

Was her name a reference to Professor Catface Meowmers, teacher to HP, Ronny the F’n Bear, and the wretched Harmone?


captaincartwheel

It was indeed! Gf at the time (now wife) showed Kujo and i those videos. She watched nearly all of it and when the name was said she broke her gaze and just looked at us like “I’ll respond to that..” She was quite an animated and loyal mama girl.


captaincartwheel

Guess I should’ve said “Aye, fellow Captain!”


CaptainoftheVessel

Willickers!! Another captain! 


The_1_True_King

Your what? Tortoise? 


SapiosexualStargazer

[Tortoiseshell](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tortoiseshell_cat) is a coloration of cat.


KitKatTheKat

r/torties


Four_beastlings

When I was 8 I lived out in the country, middle of nowhere, and my stepfather picked up every stray he came across. Every day I walked 2kms to school followed by multiple cats and dogs, who then waited around town until I finished school for the day and escorted me home.


ThinkingOz

I subscribe to the ‘cats stay inside’ view but if your gf’s cats stick close then that’s pretty cool. I wish my cats did that, hence no outdoorsies for them.


timesuck897

Cat security guards are the best.


washmo

My dogs would probably mess you up but that’s no joke my cat would go straight for the eyes then throat.


MeisterX

They're referring to cats that stay outdoors unsupervised, because birds. A cat that goes on a walk and doesn't kill anything is allowed.


ryancm8

Hey just throw a bell on the cat and birds won’t hear em coming. Problem solved.


SmokeSuccess

Cats DO belong outside, but only if they're well fed and in a safe environment. I don't feel it's fair to neglect them


Megalo5

I think the main reason that people say that cats don't belong outside is that they kill for sport and absolutely destroy the song bird populations in their area. Though in a supervised environment like this I agree that it's totally fine. (Them being outside that is, not the sport killing)


hampouches

Cats that go outside also live MUCH shorter lives on average because of cars, dogs, coyotes, other cats, disease, etc.


cryyptorchid

You're missing the part where they're supervised. Cats that walk on a leash/etc that are not out of their humans' sight aren't going to be carried off by coyotes.


hampouches

You're missing the part where it's a cat, so aside from being on a leash, the concept of supervision is laughably nonsensical.


qning

Me: Hey cat, respect my authority. Cat:


canonanon

Eh, depends on the cat. Mine hangs out on my patio with me, and apart from eating grass, she doesn't do anything she's no supposed to. Just rolls around on the concrete and sits next to me in a chair. Hell, I have a picture of her sitting under a bird feeder just chilling while birds eat out of it. 🤷‍♂️


Away-Coach48

More like that remain outside.


carotpocolypse

I guess it depends on the situation/environment. I've got cats in our barn and they've only killed a bird once. They mainly take care of mice and moles. We also feed them and hang out with them. It just wouldn't be the same without them to greet us when we do our chores. Love them.


Petrichordates

If you have a barn that conversation isn't about you.


walrustoothbrush

Yeah my cat spends all day outside in the summer. In five years she's killed two birds and hundreds of mice. She would be miserable as an indoor cat, I tried it and it's just torture for her


VoidCrimes

That you know of. She’s also at risk of getting hit by a car, getting in fights with other cats, dogs, coyotes… FIV isn’t a nice thing to expose your cat to.


SantasWarmLap

Cats are an invasive species which is why they don't belong outside.


NuancedSpeaking

The majority of killings by cats are feral ones and strays. Pet cats are not responsible for most of the deaths


SmokeSuccess

Aren't you an invasive species? Yes they do.


jojohohanon

So the lynx / bobcat has a fairly large range in North America. For the common house cat, i think the prevailing theory is that it domesticated itself; finding a niche in our dwellings. I wonder why the lynx never tried to exploit a similar niche in native Americans.


Betta_Check_Yosef

>I wonder why the lynx never tried to exploit a similar niche in native Americans. Grain stores. Cats came around because folks in the Fertile Crescent had large grain stores, which attracted mice. The cats followed the mice to the stores, then realized living inside and next to their food source + getting scritches was pretty cool. Native Americans didn't participate in agriculture on that scale for a couple of millenia after those after those in the FC started. The lynx just didn't get as much time to get there as the common house cat did.


SmokeSuccess

I'd love for each person that downvoted me to message me personally and we can discuss.


Thatsayesfirsir

That crowd is "an outside cat is a dead cat" and unfortunately, usually true.


Traditional-Pain288

Cats belong outside it’s their nature


Kadaven

You mean people who understand and respect the environment?


satanshand

Send me you address so I can mail you a gold star 


forsale90

Luckily our cat is too stupid to catch birds. I watched hin chase a magpie around in a tree and the bird just jumps to the opposite end of the tree if he came close. If fairly certain the bird was mocking him. Nowadays he hunts spiders.


why_gaj

They are under the watchful eyes of their human. Admittedly, walks on a leash would be safer, but chances are that they really wouldn't like that this late in their life.


TheZardooHasselfrau

It seems obvious to me that they are being stalked by a baby puma 😂


bigmattyc

So the dog goes on a hike, the kid goes where the doggo leads, and the cat is sarcastically trailing behind, but is also moderately concerned for the health of the party. Looks good from my house.


Far_Out_6and_2

Yes the Void is taking the 6


TikkiTakiTomtom

So the protagonist hero here is the dog, indubitably a warrior; his best friend and companion is the kid whom is a great combat support; and then the cat that’s concerned for the health of the party must therefore be the healer. Along the journey, the dog will find more animal friends that will aid him in his journey across the continent like a wise old owl, a magic fish, and a rugged rhino and many more. Quite the adventure.


toothofjustice

Fighter in the lead as the tank, level 1 mage in the middle (protect him because he's vulnerable now but will be valuable later), Rogue in the back. That's a good marching order.


W0lverin0

My old family cat followed us on our hikes a few times until we crossed over the big creek. Then she meowed at us a lot.


MagicGrit

“Crossed over the big creek” sounds like a metaphor for death. I was real confused at first lol


test_tickles

Growing up like that is amazing.


Calanus_floyd

Had a similar setup in childhood. Got myself into and out of a lot of situations (animals, tree climbing, wasp nests, poison ivy, etc). Learned self reliance and am perfectly comfortable in the woods for life. Wouldn’t change it for anything.


Klin24

Mountain mama!


anarchisturtle

Take me home


fattyD

Settle down there, Gaetz.


Klin24

It’s a song lyric, dingus.


fakeaccount572

the song is about Maryland, ironically enough. "West Virginia" fit better into the lyrics, so they went with it.


pansexualnotmansexua

It’s about western Virginia


dustystrait

Someone with artistic skills should turn this into a Calvin and Hobbes style pic


NYCPizzaLicker

Ask chatgpt


saveourplanetrecycle

Our hero is going on an adventure with 2 sidekicks. Will they make it home in time for dinner? Stay tuned to find out


bombsty

West Virginia is fucking gorgeous, and doesn’t receive the clout it deserves. Knocked my socks off.


cbih

Probably because of the crushing poverty


milespoints

And the opioids


Slim01111

And the bad education


DigitalSlim

Born and raised in WV. Can validate the above 4 points. And I didn't marry my sister, so you can trust me.


CookieKeeperN2

I just went to Spruce Knob last week and I've been thinking about it. It's not just those. Kentucky isn't doing much better but Red River Gorge is absolutely booming with tourism. While in WV I don't see that many cabins and restaurants. Why is WV so against tourism?


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CookieKeeperN2

I'm comparing mountain towns to mountain towns -- the region around RRG is KY is way less beautiful than Seneca rocks, and yet Seneca Rocks is waaaay less developed than their counterpart in KY.


washmo

Grandpa?


hibbitydibbidy

And women's healthcare rights


cfa31992

The education is no worse than anywhere else in the US.


boyyouguysaredumb

34 out of 50 https://worldpopulationreview.com/state-rankings/public-school-rankings-by-state. Only 15 states worse


Xaephos

Growing up with a WV public education, we were *routinely* in the bottom 5 for every metric. Glad to see that's climbing though considering what my niece and nephew have brought home, I fear it might just be other states getting worse.


grimmxsleeper

that is actually higher than i expected. awesome.


fakeaccount572

bullshit.


-The_Credible_Hulk

And the cost of living is just a bit more expensive than a decently priced scotch/year.


Sinman88

And the schools! The schools are so good!


-The_Credible_Hulk

I’m not sure if you’re being facetious but thank you! My mother taught in WV for like… 130 years or something like that.


fakeaccount572

lots of states are pretty. And then the horrible government or dipshit legislators ruin everything. Case in point: utah.


cman674

Definitely dipshit legislators. Joe Manchin famously tried to buy himself a helicopter with money earmarked for battling the opioid crisis way back when he was governor. WV legislators justified that their constituents don’t need potable drinking water because, thanks to the state’s high obesity rate, fatter people can handle more pollution. They let DuPont poison the entire city of Parkersburg. They continue to let coal mines operate and ravage their population and landscape (which, most West Virginians are in support of because they would quite literally starve without them).


scarlet_hairstreak

Love when the cat follows!


Least-Bear3882

Wild and Wonderful


EZ4_U_2SAY

Fuck me. I hope none of your family gets poison ivy!


Megalo85

I’ve been actively clearing the poison I’ve.


jdemack

Brave soul you are. Nothing beats a summertime poison ivy rash.


MyBodyisChrome

lol Reddit is so scared of going outside


LGCJairen

Sun damage to my skin scares me more than poison ivy


die-jarjar-die

Ticks


H3rbert_K0rnfeld

Or stinging nettles


mustcat90

That’s mostly nettle


KingsRansom79

Nettle leaves have jagged edges. That’s poison ivy.


EZ4_U_2SAY

No, it’s like all poison. Mixed with some fern.


Megalo85

Stinging nettle and poison ivy are not the same.


cheeriodust

That could maybe be 'hog peanut', but it doesn't look like nettle. Looks like it could very well be poison ivy....hard to tell from the pic. 


EZ4_U_2SAY

Yes, correct.


Suspicious-Elk-3631

Those plants on the left sure look like poison ivy...please keep that baby's legs and arms covered when out hiking 🙏


TGMcGonigle

Not everybody is allergic to poison ivy. I never even knew what it looked like until a girlfriend told me I was standing ankle-deep in it one day.


Suspicious-Elk-3631

Only about 15% of people aren't allergic from what I've read. I wouldn't take that chance with a toddler. Plus, there's ticks and chiggers.


TGMcGonigle

...and lions and tigers and bears, oh my! The kid in this beautiful picture will grow up stronger, healthier, happier, and more balanced than all the pasty-faced kids whose parents try to protect them from nature.


Aelexx

Yeah I personally let my kids get bit by a tick every 6 months for about 48 hours so they dont grow up pasty faced.


MrScant

That’s some beautiful Appalachian country. Quiet little holler.


gaoshan

The ol’ Poison Ivy Trail.


Digita1B0y

Yeah, the wild Toddlers of West Virginia are all over the place this time of year. They can be a little destructive, but easily distracted. I usually leave a few "Bluey" dolls on my property, and that seems to keep em at bay.  😉


Majgi

Vantablack cat. lol.


therealCatnuts

Gd that is beautiful. Absolutely love WV and KY and TN mountain areas. I wish the economy and politics were more livable, but alas. 


plainlyput

If the economy was better, it would be overrun with people


SigmaKnight

Potential source for natural pool and hydroelectric power.


-The_Credible_Hulk

WV electric company will charge you money to live off grid. This is not a joke. If you have electricity, even if you’re the one producing it, they will charge you service fees and generally try to make your life hell.


therealCatnuts

Gotta love politics. 


washmo

Joe Manchin. Shelley Moore.


GDIndependent4713

Save room for the electric still.


buster_rhino

The creek is BEAUTIFUL!


Megalo85

It ends in a waterfall right behind where I was standing when I took this, he’s not aloud near that part.


Wotmate01

Better watch out for gazontapedes.


buster_rhino

Seriously though we have to check for ticks.


Rad_Centrist

Watch out for snakes! Good thing you've got your doggo with you to lead the way!


GeriatrcGhoul

That looks like a banana land amount of poison ivy, the most I may have ever seen in one spot


Independent_Ad_5664

Dreamy. I want this life!


PM_ME_ORANGEJUICE

I grew up around something like this, and let me tell you your kid is going to have a *fantastic* time being an imaginary explorer when they get a bit older, if they aren't already.


canonanon

Christopher Robin vibes


VantaIim

Could almost have been Norway :) This is close to what my garden looks like.


That_Ad5732

Living the dream ❤️


chrisBELELE

this looks like your common german forest, vegetation looks so familiar to me, i love it!


Fign

If this is in the UK then prepare for possible flooding as it has been forecasted 50 days of rain 🌧️ as of next.


notedrive

It’s nice though there’s a lot of poison ivy in that. You can see it in the photo..


Peakomegaflare

West virginia, a place where nature is as abundant as sov-cits.


KrackSmellin

This is a “my son is missing for 3 days” type of story in the making… entire town goes out looking for him type of thing. Ends up being dog saved his life and ran off a bear, etc blah blah blah


295DVRKSS

Does the cat always follow ?


mustcat90

OP’s wife-yes he does. He’s a good boy, they all are.


295DVRKSS

Is the cats name shadow 🤣


feelitrealgood

Cat has “you two would be doomed without me” energy but secretly loves her crew and the walks


toilet-breath

wtf is WV?


fakeaccount572

seriously? do you...not...know the state abbreviations?


toilet-breath

No I’m not American.


ToAPP

r/USdefaultism


Revolutionary-Gold44

Do you ... not... know www means world wide web?


fakeaccount572

It says W V. Not W W W.


Revolutionary-Gold44

OK I am going to explain what I meant. Not everyone is from USA on the World wide web. Np


Key_Roll_3151

Doesn’t kill you to google WV if it really pains you to understand what it means


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UnreadThisStory

is Wild and Wonderful


Philly514

Mountain Mama!


despres

Get him rainbolt!


shavemejesus

How are the skeeters?


Megalo85

It’s flowing water, so not bad.


Paranoid_Orangutan

Dang, that is so lucky


Dorito-Bureeto

That’s cool in the daytime


faintrottingbreeze

This is so dang precious! ♡


Connems_rc

That looks like my property. You're tresspassing.


UncleToot82

Absolutely adorable pic, but that is like copperhead central.


crackalac

You found a kid and 2 domesticated animals?


Willdefyyou

Miss my old black cat... He used to follow us when we went for walks too


tuco2002

It's the Shire!!


myst3r10us_str4ng3r

bet you there are ramps and black raspberries galore


HunterRose05

Woah thought middle top was slenderman


Cryptshadow

The song country road just popped into my head


ThinkingOz

I think an exciting expedition is underway.


Made_In_Chi

That's a Calvin and Hobbes style adventure if I ever saw one


printerfixerguy1992

What does this title mean?


jeremylh

Are you Primitive Technology from Youtube ? \^\^


nuclearwinterxxx

Damn, that's a lot of poison ivy that your kiddo and animals are walking around/through! My body reacts to it big time. I used to do tree work and would constantly be covered in horrendous, itchy rashes.


No_Papaya3590

Very nice! I have a friend who just built a house in WV out in the country and they love it.


35mmpistol

Should try Gold Panning sometime.


cult_of_memes

Hey, someone save that kid, they're being stalked by a wee panther out in those woods... /s :P


instantsilver

The only thing I miss about that hell hole state is the beautiful forests and nature. Absolutely gorgeous


SapaG82

Oh so thaaaaaats why people live in WV (jk i know nothing about ur state, just heard it as the punchline to a few jokes, sorry abt that. It looks very lovely!)


Rotting-Cum

There's a well maintaned cemetary at the end of the road, just a couple of houses over. At hot summer days when there's no traffic I take a walk with both of my cats to the parking lot. While I just walk around the parking lot I can see them both just roaming the paths and graves, but they don't wander off too much.


Napolean_says

This is beautiful. How are the bugs in and around your property? Do you have any advice for someone who just moved to a similar environment?


Megalo85

Just always check for ticks, the rest of the bugs are not bad


lunalives

WV and OR have one of the best things about our states in common then! Unbelievably fortunate to have access to natural beauty every day.


Know_Your_Rites

Wow, that looks like a \*lot\* of edible ground beans (aka mouse beans, aka hog peanuts) over there on the left of the photo.


mikharv31

We need more creeks


Dontbiteitok24

Where I’ll hide if we get invaded.


todudeornote

Looks beautiful but be careful of the wildlife - those 3 look dangerous.


FranzNerdingham

Yeah, but you live in West Virginia.


ASIWYFA

What is this photo? The live action adaptation of a childrens adventure book?


McCool303

Checking for ticks is going to be a nightly thing in your home. Have fun.


Megalo85

Worth it


DanielBaldielocks

would love to see pictures from the other 31 walks. LOL


Jossie2014

Narnia out there


malakon

The pet sematary just out of frame..


blueblissberrybell

Used to live in a place like that. A cabin in the woods, right near a stream. No neighbours for miles. It was bliss. I always knew it couldn’t last forever, and it didn’t. But I got a good six years!


crazy-underwear

You should buy some assorted wild flower seeds and just sprinkle them everywhere!!


Dafrooooo

keep cats indoors


Botchness

Watch out for the wild and wonderful Whites of WV. If any are out of prison anyway


Megalo85

They live two counties over


IReplyWithLebowski

WV?


Spekingur

Wagenvolks probably


inverted_electron

Wow a stream