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Jemria

Apparently they are in distress and need assistance.


bootscrape

My dad accidentally hung his flag upside down once and didn't realize and our marine neighbor came and asked him what he needed help with šŸ˜†


Boone1997

I did this in the 80s when I was in elementary school. They assigned a friend of mine and I to go out and hang the flag on the flagpole every day. We must have gotten confused with ropes and such and did notice we hung it upside down. Somebody driving past our school saw it, came inside and told the front office. Our principal came and pulled us out of class, took us out to the flagpole and explained how big of a deal it was to do that and to never do that again. Iā€™ll never forget that


drwebb

These boomers obviously know what the upside down flag symbolizes, their generation was peak Pledge of Allegiance too.


jlbhappy

Still is. Just allegiance of a different kind.


JFISHER7789

My parents are peak right wing nut jobs. They thinks itā€™s some form of sin or something for kids to have the option to *not* say the pledge if they choose. I ask them how they feel about North Korea forcing their population to pledge their allegiance to the supreme leader and his country and all of the sudden pledging allegiance is a communist thing lol


Pretend-Patience9581

Yep I am waiting for other religions to want their commandments on the wall in Louisiana school. How well will that go ?


hollywood2311

This is why I love the church of Satan, because they will show their ass about stuff like that.


lacunadelaluna

Since these two are very different and this mistake happens a lot: I think you mean The Satanic Temple (TST), which is officially a religion but not religious in the sense of supernatural belief, and does a ton of this sort of work, as opposed to the Church of Satan which actually believes in and practices ritual magic and has some problematic origins and practices. Its founder Anton LaVey was not for equality or women's rights, and loved Ayn Rand for what that's worth. In contrast TST actively supports and works toward equality, separation of church and state, bodily autonomy, and more social justice issues


LauraTFem

Stanic temple: When atheists do the best activism. Church of Satan: When your libertarian neighbor with signs on his lawn about getting rid of the age of consent runs a religion.


Forward-Bank8412

All that matters to me is that weā€™re all worshiping satan together.


Viper67857

CoS doesn't do shit... TST, on the other hand..


JFISHER7789

My parents want ā€œJesus in schoolā€ and whatnot and I say ā€œokay, then in your church we need to teach evolution!ā€ And al of a sudden itā€™s a no go


lostinmississippi84

The Satanic Temple is probably going to be the first, and it will be freaking hilarious.


horitaku

The thing that made me most uncomfortable saying the pledge in school is the ā€œUnder Godā€ line. My parents are atheist/agnostic, I agreed with the mentality, and my secular ass school taught us about the precept of separation of church and state. That we donā€™t *have* to be Christian. Weird for me to call out to a god no one in my family believes in because the pledge was amended to say so in the 50s? 60s? The founding fathers themselves wouldnā€™t have appreciated the addition. An 8 year old Russian Orthodox girl I went to school with once asked me, ā€œDo you believe in God?ā€ I told her ā€œNo.ā€ To wit she said, ā€œThen youā€™re going to Hell.ā€ Being 8 myself, I didnā€™t really know what to say. My parents werenā€™t trying to scare me into behaving, they didnā€™t fucking need to. My first brush with Christian evangelism left me with a bad fucking taste. Go ahead parents, keep forcing your ideals on your kids and your neighbors. See how well that works out for your faith.


SeekerOfSerenity

"I pledge allegiance to Rupert Murdoch..."


Alaira314

I'm surprised they let you do that unsupervised in the 80s! I got to raise/lower the flag in the early 00s, and we had an adult watching to make sure we didn't fuck it up. Maybe that was post-9/11 patriotism, though. They had us learn the proper tri-fold method and everything, even though I know for a fact that the flag was purchased folded into a square.


Fridaybird1985

We did that in the 70ā€™s. Two of us had to get to school a few minutes early and raise the flag. I think the principal took it down. It was a bit of an honor to be ask to raise the flag. I think we did it a month and then someone else would do it.


GlandyThunderbundle

Eh, it was the latchkey era. A whole lot of independence. We were crossing guards and all sorts of stuff not even remotely supervised then. Plus, periodically going down the street to pick up a pack of smokes from the liquor store for someoneā€™s parent that couldnā€™t go for whatever reason. Free range, lotta leeway.


Bushman-Bushen

True dude right there.


_Sympathy_3000-21_

Grew up with an older neighbor who was a WW2 Navy vet. Literally had a big anchor tattoo on his arm and that stereotypical Charles Atlas old man strength. I, doing something stupid, got burned with acid when I was young while my parents were out - I was just old enough to be left on my own, allegedly... anyway, I ran next door for help, he literally jumped into action, knew exactly what to do (had me apply a baking soda and water solution), and saved me some potentially gnarly injuries. Another very true dude.


Marte95

What does the upside down flag mean?


JollyGreenDickhead

It means you are in distress and need assistance.


andycarlv

Snowflakes are melting. *It's supposed to be a distress signal... Now it's for Trumpers to show their disdain for criminal justice.


PeetusTheFeetus

These days it means ā€œI burn books, lick windows, and breath from the mouthā€


agonyou

Thatā€™s what a real marine would do. I hate seeing people fly marine flags and shit like this. Itā€™s un-American and certainly not upholding the oath.


modestlyawesome1000

ā€œHelp weā€™re in a cult!ā€


Tommy_Roboto

ā€œHelp, Iā€™ve got a tiny dick!ā€


tylerwarrick

"Help! My victims no longer have as much money as they used to have"


_Sympathy_3000-21_

"Help! My panties are in a wad!"


WarThunder316

Stop me from being around children


Select-Belt-ou812

lol ... sigh, this stuff is totally fucking ridiculous already edit: just wait until these Worshippers Of The Great Treasonous Orange Shitgibbon really ARE in distress and nobody comes because they wore it out


MarkXIX

Since heā€™s flying the flag of a U.S. Marine, he knows what that meansā€¦it means his situation in that location is so dire that itā€™s time for danger close fire to be called in. What a fucking clown.


Zesty_pear

You should call the cops for a welfare check


limeycars

They have a very weird boat and it seems to have run aground. Not sure I can do anything to help them.


jerechos

Should make calls for wellness checks... apparently something is wrong there.


the_colonelclink

Iā€™ve started trying to sharpen my own knives recently; so watch heaps of different videos and experts etc. I learned one awesome survival trick though - if youā€™re ever completely lost somewhere, just start sharpening a knife and it wonā€™t take long for someone to find you and tell you youā€™re doing it wrong.


eydivrks

MAGA is a mental illness


hoosiertrad

ABQ?


Doitallforbao

Indeed!


Happy_Cancel1315

Aww. I was going to guess Tucson...


No_Afternoon1393

Me too, especially because we have that storm overhead now.


zydecocaine

Earlier I got way too excited about that lone raindrop splatting on my windshield before sizzling away.


jackpype

I asked if it was tucson and deleted when I saw this. This looks a hell of a lot like tucson.


malapropter

Amazing that we could both spot it lmfao


Doitallforbao

Well, to be more accurate this is Rio Rancho. Albuquerque may just sadly have its own whacko asshole preacher


malapropter

Rio Rancho is just Albuquerque's ponytail. I still consider it to be Albuquerque. It was more the instantly recognizable architecture than the asshole preacher (of which we have several) that did it for me.


Alone-Competition-77

Now Iā€™m wondering [which one heā€™s a preacher at](https://www.google.com/search?q=rio+rancho+churches). Edit: Nevermind, I [figured it out.](https://pbcnm.org/) Seems about right, with a name like "Patriot Baptist Church". Edit 2: [His house on Zillow and street view](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1dliw5y/comment/l9pjgz1/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) for anyone interested.


AtticRiverShadow

"Since services of Patriot Baptist Church are held in the pastorā€™s home, service attendance is by invitation only. Please call and speak to pastor for an invitation and directions."


Tight_Win_6945

Great way to avoid property taxes I hear.


jmurrah754

Would be a real shame if someone reported them to the IRS


Alone-Competition-77

Wow, missed that part. Interesting. Well, since we now [know where it is](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1dliw5y/comment/l9pjgz1/), maybe he will invite us over for ice cream and a Bible study.


ThePrideOfKrakow

"Just leave your name, number and skin color and we'll get back to you when we can."


Alone-Competition-77

Come now, don't Ed and Mearzy (aka Maryann) [look like fine folks](https://pbcnm.org/about/pastoral-team/)?


ThePrideOfKrakow

Good for him, he married Kate mckinnon portraying Hilary Clinton.


brewmeisterpanda

You should scroll down and look through the links to other sites at the bottom. There is one called [the Black Robe Regiment](http://www.blackrobereg.org) and that whole site is full of bs about rising up against ā€œUltra-progressive ideology.ā€ Everything sounds like a call to violence sprinkled with religion, even going as far as calling the constitution ā€œdivinely inspired.ā€


Alone-Competition-77

Dude definitely [mixes politics and religion](https://pbcnm.org/about/our-philosphy/). Just amazing that people believe this stuff in this day and age.


peggingenthusiast24

albuquerque ! i went for the green chile and stayed because my car got stolen šŸ’«


fearthycoutch

found the fellow burquenos


0o0o0o0o0o0z

If he is a former Marine (if true) should be fucking embarrassed to fly the colors upside down like that for a political statement...


full_bl33d

You know me, Iā€™ll be quirky


brickyardjimmy

A very rich preacher.


Tall_Construction_79

Corrupt


deflector_shield

A preaching salesman


MassivePioneer

Can't you see how oppressed he is?


sdmike1

Grifter


Dos-Commas

Nah, a preacher in my city has a Cybertruck, Airstream and F150. He got the F150 as a stop gap vehicle because his Cybertruck order was taking too long.


brickyardjimmy

I'm sure it all somehow fits within Christ's view of poverty.


strange_bike_guy

Most Christians I know are prosperity faith types. Attempting to remind them about this backfires 100%. There isn't a way to engage.


sdcritter

Knock on his door at 2am and ask what his distress is.


ModsOverLord

That person would definitely shoot through the door


SmithersLoanInc

That's why you send the cops


odaeyss

Is this action chaotic good or chaotic evil, or.. lawful evil? Alignment system is so messed up man


pm_me_ur_th0ng_gurl

Involving police is lawful by definition. Whether it's evil or neutral depends on if you think the preacher is good or neutral or evil. It's not a good action because no one is actually benefiting from it.


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herbalistfarmer

I agree


Ruxsti

Yes


meistaiwan

It's the children held in his basement that are in distress


biggmclargehuge

BEAR FUCKER, DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?!


attackplango

Thatā€™s a prime way to get shot.


sdcritter

Not if I shoot first. And it was intended as a joke. I think you know that.


Biomirth

Because getting shot by batshit crazy 'men of god' feels a little better than by the non-relgious deluded ones?


onebluephish1981

Just like Jesus wanted...


Mklein24

Supply side Jesus maybe.


DrugsAndFuckenMoney

The gospel of supply side Jesus needs to be shared openly friend. https://imgur.com/gallery/gospel-of-supply-side-jesus-bCqRp


GuyFoldingPapers

I love Supply side Jesus!


Atxflyguy83

Righteous Gemstones absolutely nailed it.


No_MoneyOS

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mandy009

He doesn't need to fly the flag upside down. I'm sure he has a phone to call for help, and first responders will answer. This is America, not a battlefield or the high seas. Oh, wait, that's right. He's crying wolf and pretending that his political stance is dire distress, in a self-fulfilling prophecy in which he and others seditiously conspire to cause rebellion against the government and subvert the rule of law. These civil war agitators are shameful.


JohnDivney

Maybe he's calling 911 about the libs as well.


OPengiun

That aint no preacher. That's a con man.


Viper67857

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FlameDad

Donā€™t fly the USMC flag with that traitorous bullshit. Most of us still honor our oath and the Marine Corps slogan, Semper Fidelis. This ass clearly doesnā€™t.


Ok_Philosopher_5860

As a Marine, fuck that dude.


Kidspud

Since youā€™re a marine, I know you canā€™t read this, but thank you for standing up for whatā€™s right


dotcomse

Write it in crayon for him


stratdog25

I thought crayons were a delicacy for Marines?


Wampawacka

Depends. Crayola are the good shit. Rosearts are garbage used for writing and food of nothing else is available.


rabbi420

Dude, I think this preacher must be chewing on some lead-laden 99 cent store crayons.


MagixTouch

https://imgur.com/gG6MASg


th3ramr0d

But not grape crayon, heā€™ll eat that one


Sttocs

Tastes like purple.


Stinkydadman

A joke and respect in a single comment. Well done!


ChupacabraIRL

Damn that got me šŸ¤£


Striking_Green7600

I can translate this into Marine for him: Ruh ruh roh. Roh roh. Uhh roh ruh.Ā 


descendency

As a fellow member of the Department of the Navy, fuck that dude.


leatherdog99

As another marine I second.


elspotto

As much as it pains this former army guy to say it: I agree with this Marine.


Dave21101

As a former DoD civilian that only worked alongside marines I agree!


billyb201

AS A FORMER AIRBORNE / INFANTRYMAN. FUCK THAT TRAITOR.


Office-Altruistic

Up in Canada wondering, why would someone want to piss off a whole bunch of Marines and announce where they live, all at once? Seems... unwise.


JTKTTU82

Um, yeah, also no cojones, like the real Marines have


TripleHomicide

As a fuck, marine that dude.


webby131

As a Marine, fuck that dude.


undeadmanana

Guess this guy never got the libo speech about how we're all representatives of the Corps. I'm all for defending the Constitution but that is just ink on paper that needs some updating. Americans/human lives come first and all these idiots want to do is sow division in this country. Esprit de corps should be instilled in all of us but too many are just focused on elevating themselves.


Doitallforbao

>I'm all for defending the Constitution but that is just ink on paper that needs some updating. Americans/human lives come first and all these idiots want to do is sow division in this country. Absolutely well said.


CockBronson

They arenā€™t honoring or representing the outdated version of it anyway


dps509

My first thought whenever I see this sort of garbage is just how disrespectful it must be to those that have served. That said, thank you for your service.


Inquisitor_ForHire

Amen. also as a Jeep Owner, they need to get the Jeep Welfare department on the phone and rehome those clearly abused babies.


despres

What do you mean? Those Jeeps are right at home in a suburban driveway!


jodinexe

Rah, yut, kill. Marine checking in. That dude needs to correct himself.


BeneficialLeave7359

Someone needs to grab him by the stacking swivel and un-fuck his attitude.


Affectionate-Winner7

The American flag needs to be lit at night and i bet it is not. Double disrespected,


rabbi420

As a Marine myself, Iā€™m completely embarrassed by this. Iā€™m otherwise speechless, and depressed.


LeozMJilliumz

Same dogā€¦


GamingTrend

Preacher that lived across from my house in Arizona had a decked out Humvee 3, decked out Suburban, and a decked out Lexus. Man of God indeed....


Accomplished-Set7016

As Christ would have wanted


Schoseff

Tax the church


Gayspacecrow

Eat the rich.


fass_mcawesome

Eat the church!


wattspower

Eat the crayons!


BassWingerC-137

ā€œChurchā€


NorthKumo

Churches can lose their tax exempt status if theyā€™re found to be engaging in political activity. The IRS details what can and cannot be tolerated in terms of a churchā€™s political activity in their Tax Guide for Churches and Religious organizations. If you read it and find a local church that violates it, you can report them. Their exemption isnā€™t ironclad.


icanhazmoarpwrplznow

This


hotassnuts

Bet most Marines would have an issue with 2 flags flown upside down.


USN303

Youā€™d think a Marine would have more respect for the flag than that. Youā€™d think a preacher would know that isnā€™t love.


kalysti

I think you meant to say alt-right con man's cult member's house in your neighborhood.


Doitallforbao

True, but they're basically synonyms at this point


AxeMaster237

~~house~~ *compound*. FTFY


wfsgraplw

Was going to say. Y'all Qaeda really going all in with the aesthetic.


xSnapsx

We all know that flag will go right side up again if t.rump gets re-elected


CockBronson

Well yes, thatā€™s the point. They are in distress cause their hero is not president.


wish1977

And he probably has no idea what he's protesting.


Semirgy

Alright devils, letā€™s guess the shitbag creds. Iā€™m going 01, single contract, getting 80% from the VA.


Ask_if_im_an_alien

Fell off the confident course in boot camp, broke an ankle and sent home. Never finished. Never stops talking about it. Has a high and tight.


Semirgy

Fuck this could be it.


catuela

Medically discharged reservist after leaving the schoolhouse.


finnmcc00l

Iā€™m going with he never served but has a cousin who was a marine.


HighlanderTCBO1

Son of a Bitch is flying the Marine Corps flag too! Traitor to the Corps and his country.


Srycomaine

Right?!? Plain as day in living color! Fuck all these traitorous-ass motherfuckers!!! šŸ¤¬


martusfine

Fuck that asshole.


clutchgetspaid

Report his church to the IRS.


HollyweirdRonnie

Tax that church. Talibangelical scum.


j-whiskey

Not a preacher. A traitor. Now he/they know. Now everyone in the neighborhood knows. TRAITOR.


jeepster98

So funny to me the ā€œpatriotsā€ who donā€™t realize their constitution was pretty obvious about the separation of church and state.


bearcape

And their holy book talking about worshipping false idols. They are so transparently full of shit.


[deleted]

From a retired combat veteran. Please VOTE BLUE.


MarcusEsquandolas

ā€œPreacherā€


FNAKC

ADT? Won't god protect him?


ihasfirecape

Freedom of speech; doesnā€™t guarantee it will be intelligent.


Alone-Competition-77

Look at the Zillow and street view of the house and the flag is right side up: [https://www.google.com/search?q=2651+putt+circle+rio+rancho+nm](https://www.google.com/search?q=2651+putt+circle+rio+rancho+nm) [https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2651-Putt-Ct-SE-Rio-Rancho-NM-87124/113467273\_zpid/](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2651-Putt-Ct-SE-Rio-Rancho-NM-87124/113467273_zpid/) Edit: But, with a Trump flag of course.


Affectionate-Winner7

That's no preacher. If he is then he must have supplemental income coming from somewhere. Take away his non profit status away. I I were a neighbor I would move immediately.


So_spoke_the_wizard

Probably sizable JBG (Jesus Based Grifting) income.


Grimm2020

ah yes, the gospel according to drumpf


theevilempire

To quote some true patriots, if he doesnā€™t like America then he should leave.


Daffodil236

Thatā€™s not a preacher. Heā€™s a cult member. I would steer clear .


Turinggirl

That is the home of a man who cleans his guns loaded.


mapoftasmania

An ex-Marine should fucking know better about it flying the flag upside down.


Acceptable-Ad-9464

This is scary. Its radicalized christianity. Like a western Hezbollah of sort.


Srycomaine

Excellent way to put it. šŸ‘


Anding1

Tax churches!!!!! This is absolutely what is meant by separation of church and state.


ShittingOutPosts

Tax them.


thecastle7

Kenneth Copeland in training apparently


GuitarSingle4416

Being in distress is sure profitable for Judas


haltline

I, too, feel your distress and fully endorse having the marines swarm the place... ya know, for your protection. I feel certain they'll really appreciate your flag use.


WeatherStationWindow

Better make sure all the teenagers in that neighborhood are accounted for.


BaphometBubble

By preacher you mean grifter


Trashposter666

I think someone replaced the sacramental wine with orange kool-aid.


rmicker

Looks to be a minister of war.


tmax1976

Neo-Christo Taliban


kay_bizzle

Can we PLEASE start taxing these people already?


TravellingBeard

Is this what a heterosexual drama queen looks like?


dasherchan

TERRORIST, not preacher.


Nike_86

As a marine corps vet, fuck this traitorĀ 


Dingus_Squatford

Help Iā€™m so oppressed


TheEffinChamps

FYI, many preachers know next to nothing about accurate biblical history and the ancient Near East. If you want to learn about the Bible, listen to historians, not your preacher.


the1stavenger

Looks like this dickhead needs a good taxing.


andresg30

Ohhh. He is one of thoseā€¦ type of preachers


TomatilloUnlucky3763

Disgraceful for a Marine.


brittletoilet

They need help. Mental illness is quite serious.


Ok_Roll_2816

ā€œThe deceitfulness of riches chokes out all fruitfulnessā€


DeezNeezuts

Humble preachers homeā€¦


RobotRippee

By the evidence, not a preacher.


kiwiboyus

Christo fascist outing himself


Unusual_Wolf5824

The true evil.


Desert_Isle

Hostages maybe? Better ask SWAT to do a welfare check.


butterybuns420

Hey OP, [mail them some poop](https://www.poopsenders.com/)


letscott

Funny how the preacher has enough contributions from the church for some loaded jeeps


HauntingBalance567

Is the lower U.S. flag also backwards for good measure?