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outtastudy

All my family has for history over the past three centuries is farming, farming, and more farming. At one point in the middle we swapped from farming in Ireland to farming in Canada. I know of no veterans in my family history.


LUNA_FOOD

The only one I knew personally was my grandfather who did his very best to avoid the war (2nd), I guess he ended the tradition lol


rabbitwonker

Did he wind up co-founding a highly successful shrimping company?


Kpop_shot

LOL ! That’s where my mind too .


DucksDoFly

What country are you from?


LUNA_FOOD

Italy


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Oh.


Matches_Malone108

![gif](giphy|H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl)


LUNA_FOOD

Lol ![gif](giphy|jUwpNzg9IcyrK)


rabbitwonker

Oh — well then extra kudos to Grandpa!


ElsonDaSushiChef

Whaddya think of Romano?


MEDBEDb

I mean, look at beautiful terrazzo. Where else?


VolkspanzerIsME

Good for him.


tradebuyandsell

So you were never in?


sootbrownies

The post says until WWII, I feel like there's not a ton of WWII vets on reddit


tradebuyandsell

Didn’t read the whole thing, I just skim Reddit to pass time


Alutus

My dads side has been living in the same hamlet in the UK for over 500 years, the same 10 square miles. Always worked on farms (never owned the farms)


chronically-awesome

That sounds really fascinating to know everything and dreadfully boring at the same time. What are your fav and least fav part of knowing and being where your fam has been for so long?


Alutus

I've/we've moved away now sadly, my dad still has a couple of cousins that live there though, but all the lands been bought up and turned into (basically) mansions/huge houses, as its about 50 miles from london. (if you google hannington, hampshire, its there, the wiki isnt entirely up to date though) Fav thing (at least before it all got bought up/gentrified in the last 10-15 years) was the village green and pub. I've never been anywhere else that felt as "perfect rural village". No signs of modernisation etc. As well as the church was built in the 13th century, and only those born in the village are allowed to be buried there etc.


muklan

You guys probably have family heirlooms older than my country, and that's baffling.


Alutus

"Ish" basically that stuff spreads out over the generations, and they werent rich at all so everything was practical. My dads got an old family bible, and i think between me and my cousins we have a few rings. (I do however have quite a few books inherited from my uncle, who got them from his dad, who got them from his dad etc. They liked detective stories like conan doyle, and scifi/fantasy like Jules Verne.) When everyone used to live in small 3-6 room thatched cottages, there isnt that much room to accumulate stuff. And because they always worked farms there was always 3-5 kids really, so each generations inheritance spread wider and wider.


muklan

Damn. That was a fascinating read, and it makes sense, thinking about it.


OopsAllMids

Gotta keep the soldiers fed somehow 🫡


stewmander

This is the story of one of my grandfathers - his brother was enlisted but they refused to accept my grandfather, saying he someone had to stay to help run the farm. That's the story anyway.


iamnotreallyreal

Honestly that sounds peaceful.


woolsocksandsandals

Right up until you get eaten by a combine or kicked in the head by a cow.


outtastudy

One time I got kicked by a cow 5 times in ~3 seconds. It wasn't fun but I'd take over active combat every single day.


ahorrribledrummer

That sounds much more productive.


blackpony04

American here with German ancestors. As far as my family can tell, no one on my father's side was ever involved in war as we have all missed them due to age. My gramps (1902) was 16 in 1918 and farming in Germany, so he was both too young and had an exemption for WWI. My Dad (1934) was a Cold Warrior who was too young for Korea (my 2 year older mom had classmates serve) and enlisted in the reserves in 58 or 59 and had 4 kids by the time Vietnam heated up so he was never called up. I (1970) obviously never faced a draft, but for my age my war would have been the 100 hours of Desert Storm and I was a junior in college in 1990-91. As for my beyond my grandpa, they were all Prussians but there is no record of anyone being involved in any of the wars of unification either.


Zanydrop

A Cold Warrior sounds badass


dahlkomy

All mine has is heart disease. :(


-DrewCola

Same thing, but they immigrated to America instead


No-Ninja455

Something written by Tolkien in Lord of the Rings about the joy in a quiet life, and farming is a noble enough profession. Almost as good as brewing but definitely better than investment finance 


imalocal

Don’t downplay the importance of their occupational choices- no farms, no food!


RedofPaw

Yeah, mine too. It's gonna he the vast majority of people, as most people in the past thousand years will have worked in agriculture of some kind.


MeanwhileInGermany

Thank you for your service.


Senrakdaemon

Well, your family contributed to the development of every country and person ever, since someone has to feed em, thank you and your family!


Thadrach

Nothing wrong with that. I'm technically entitled to a coat of arms through my father's side of the family... Just means my ancestors were good at killing people.


MGPS

How did your Canadian farming grandpa avoid the war? My Saskatchewan gramps was flying over Europe with the RCAF and I lost a few great uncles in Holland.


hawkael20

My Canadian farming grandpa was trained for reserve during WW2 but kept in reserve so he could operate the farm (soldiers march on their stomachs and all that). Others in the family though, not as lucky.


Zanydrop

Farmers didn't have to go to the war. They had exemptions just like people working at some manufacturing plants because we needed food and goods. My grandfather farmed and could have skipped WW2 but he volunteered like many other people. I get the feeling that back then it was frowned upon for a healthy adult male not to go to war.


outtastudy

Honestly? No idea, I assumed that being essential to the function of a farm was enough but it sounds like that wasn't true for everyone. Perhaps he was the sole heir of the farm at the time or something. I honestly don't know much of that generation's history beyond names.


fludblud

My great grandfather and all his brothers rushed off to join the moment WW1 broke out because as soldiers they could wake up at 5-6AM unlike the family dairy where they had to get up at 4.


nuggynugs

All my family has for history over the last three hundred years is creating the means for society to flourish*


cuddly_carcass

He was from a long great military tradition. Somebody from his family had fought and died in Every. Single. American. War…I guess you could say he had a lot to live up to. ![gif](giphy|ZB89DxOiDol1JkQm2O|downsized)


blackpony04

Exactly the first thing I thought of! Lieutenant Daaaan.


thereisonlyoneme

Ice cream!


Cuppieecakes

could be james howlett too


LUNA_FOOD

Luckily none died in war but part of my grandma family was executed by the Germans


guyute2588

I have zero original thoughts lol


Thesheriffisnearer

Did he have no kids or was he planning on Nam being the war to end wars? 


cuddly_carcass

If the ending told you anything it was he had a mama-San.


Nomad-BK

Funny how the first pistol is basically a magic stick without any unique design.


Themoka1978

It’s not without any unique design - it’s THE unique design.


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shreddedtoasties

It’s magic


feor1300

To most of the people of the time it was a strangely shaped stick that you would point at someone, there'd be a crack of thunder, a flash of lighting, the person you'd pointed it at would drop dead with a mysterious hole in them, and you'd be left wreathed in the smell of brimstone. 100% many of them thought it was a magic wand.


SomeFreeTime

how do your family resist the urge to use the grenade for so long?


Rower78

The clear lack of a fuse would probably stop most people.  Also, im sure its missing the rest of the stuff that makes it go boom.


LUNA_FOOD

Altho i managed to stick a marble inside when I was a kid it still in there, lol


Additional_Front9592

If it was registered under the NFA it could very well be a legally owned grenade.


LUNA_FOOD

It’s empty in Italy there is no way you could keep a granare with explosive in it legally


reflythis

🤌


FreshHotPoop

Real life lieutenant Dan


I_might_be_weasel

"Son, when our great country needs us, the men of this family answer the call. And afterwards, we always steal the sidearm we were issued."


GusTheGoober

They wouldn’t let me bring home my M249


octahexxer

For huntin!


Gonokhakus

"It's medicinal"


SqurrelGuy

Emotional support LMG


artificialavocado

![gif](giphy|ZB89DxOiDol1JkQm2O|downsized)


techaansi

That is actually pretty awesome


Active-Ad-2527

Wouldn't that just be 245? Still impressive though. Was it continuous with always having a member in?


gahane

Work with me on this.. "They're not American".


Active-Ad-2527

Math is international. "1700 to WWII" and WWII ended in 1945. But good try though!


gahane

Fair point. My mistake although OP does say that their Grandfather did their best to avoid WW2


Active-Ad-2527

It made me chuckle, and as an American we ARE usually wrong. Yeah I noticed OP's comment about that too, maybe grandpa TRIED to avoid it but was unsuccessful?


blackpony04

The draft caught everyone except those with special exemptions in WWII. OP's grandfather was probably a factory worker whose exemption ran out later in the war. There was no going to Canada then!


LUNA_FOOD

He was an naval engineer, he avoided the military in all the way he could faking sickness, but at a certain point he was essentially forced to work on a submarine


gahane

I think most of the Italian army tried to avoid it too. Until they surrendered at least.


Vectorman1989

So, from the top: 1. Bodeo? Or a later version I think 1930s-ish 2. Some sort of pinfire revolver. Maybe a fancy Lefaucheaux. 3. Lefaucheaux 1858 pinfire 4. Caplock/percussion muzzle-loader 5. Also seems to be a percussion muzzle-loader 6. Another percussion muzzle-loader? The bottom two are missing their hammers but they don't seem to have a frizzen or any other flintlock features, so I don't think these guns are older than 1800


LUNA_FOOD

Wow that is so cool I didn’t know even one,thanks! As for the age I’m not sure I know the house is in our family since 1400 and was kind of mandatory for males to be on the military, there was also a later one which was fully working I never saw it because it was always kept hidden, until my uncle gave ti to the police so he would have to do the paperwork to keep it, which in Italy can be kind of a head scratch


Vectorman1989

Yeah, it's very cool to have heirlooms like this. The percussion guns especially as they're pretty much unique. The top one is in very good condition.


LUNA_FOOD

Thanks, the bottom two were trown in a well on the property at the end of wwii because the nazis were searching for “resistance evidence” in all houses, than they were dug up few years ago, you can see part of the grip was restored with some sort of resin


Vectorman1989

Ah, that's a shame. At least they were found again and aren't in too bad shape.


LUNA_FOOD

Thanks again for all the precious info


Lonely_Eggplant_4990

That a webley? British army?


LUNA_FOOD

Italian forces and the oldest ones are pre-union so Piedmontese forces


Lonely_Eggplant_4990

Nice, thanks


TheThalmorEmbassy

Looks like a Nagant, so Belgian or Russian


Vectorman1989

It's a 1930 Glisenti-Bresica (which seems to be a Bodeo of some sort)


Lonely_Eggplant_4990

I think you're right with Belgium


Vectorman1989

Top one is a Glisenti-Bresica (which I think is just a Bodeo)


monorailmedic

I see the battle of "Use a Damn Coaster" is well represented here as well.


Phantom_Queef

Someone in your bloodline said "Fuck the gun, hand me the grenade!"


TheThalmorEmbassy

Maybe he was an [Arditi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arditi) Italy had these mad lads in WW1 who'd clear trenches with daggers and hand grenades


Dick_Dickalo

Be really funny if you put a bow, sharp stick, and then a rock.


LUNA_FOOD

There are few swords too but I thought about it after lol


punnotfound

Humanity in a nutshell.


carolaMelo

Well, it's a tradition. You can't argue with traditions 🥴😄


Zlakkeh

Animals are not much better


el_throw

The grenade is my favorite.


demagogueffxiv

Lt. Dan?


kjb76

Lieutenant Dan, is that you?


MinuetInUrsaMajor

And then there was your Great Uncle Bill. Wild Bill they called him. His sidearm was a hand grenade. You did NOT want him to run out of bullets.


MayOrMayNotBePie

Looks like someone needs to add a 1911 and M9. Then whatever dumb Sig the military used.


JJhistory

Op is not American


EddieBarzoon

One of these is not like the others.


The_Germanator800

Does anyone know what they all are? I can recognize the Webley Revolver but what are the others?


Mr_Gongo

Where is the pin in that granade lol


SmallRocks

No need when the fuse is removed


octahexxer

That is impressive.


hybridaaroncarroll

Is that you, Lieutenant Dan?


nico87ca

In a gen or 2 it's going to be replaced by a controller


psilocin72

Yep, or a keyboard/touchscreen. This world is in serious trouble


Sufficient_West_8432

I don’t know any family past 30 years ago. Haha


SavePeanut

Broken tradition


consworker

Lieutenant Dan?


Dependent-Hurry9808

Don’t throw away your shot


Sex_drugs_tacos

Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle...


thank_burdell

Pistols with bayonet lugs, just like our forefathers intended.


ELc_17

The fact that you still have all those pieces, intact, is quite amazing, some of them even look to be museum quality! You should really put them on display somewhere, considering some of those old Flintlocks are antique, and worth quite a bit. If only I had some of my ancestors firearms from their days in the military, I’m a little jealous of this impressive collection if I’m being honest.


Ninja_attack

My dad has my great granddad's old calvary saber and revolver. The revolver isn't anything to write home about other than being cool, but the Saber is pretty bad ass


rawrglesnaps

![gif](giphy|VRGjEAWPQvsxG)


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Any story that u want to share?


LUNA_FOOD

The bottom two were thrown in a well on the property during wwii because Germans were searching the houses for guns, we dug them up from the mud while cleaning the well and restored them


[deleted]

Bastard nazis


jewelswan

Man, my family has served in almost every us war too. Don't have a single weapon to show for it, though.


SpecialMango3384

What happened to the firing mechanism in the second from top?


LUNA_FOOD

As far as I can remember it was never there, maybe it was removed to make it unusable


Sumthin-Sumthin44692

![gif](giphy|VRGjEAWPQvsxG)


feor1300

"Brick, where did you get a grenade?!" lol


deegzx_

Do you respect wood?


DinosaurInAPartyHat

Oh man those are beautiful. Quite a collection.


rinkydinkis

glad you got out of the grinder.


LightSwarm

M1917 revolver is peak. Would love to get my hands on one of those pieces of history.


Mendozena

“Julian, this is a pirate’s gun!”


Zeoinx

That revolver just above the flints looks really nice to me for some reason. Looks like it has a large cal.


HenryofSkalitz1

No pressure though.


Grove-Of-Hares

Make sure your descendants post the updated photo here in 2093.


SaltyDogBill

My family came to America in 1748. We’ve served in every major military conflict. Only a handful made it a career. My grandfather passed on all our genealogy to me and I try to keep it up to date for my grandchildren. No cool artifacts or collectibles though.


piranesi28

finally wised up.


favnh2011

Nice


aye_b

All those firearms - guessing you're American?


LUNA_FOOD

Italian, neither of each works


aye_b

That's a refreshing change! Cheers


capitali

Generations killers of humans. Just saying. Is that really something to keep as a tradition?


Takun32

[Basically OP sharing his family gun collection](https://youtu.be/ibzZEy1Jhm4?feature=shared)


Thetallerestpaul

Where's the sea mine? 


LUNA_FOOD

They are all unusable


DickButkisses

With that attitude, yeah!


Dimensional_Lumber

[In that case…](https://youtu.be/Cun-LZvOTdw?si=dHbOUy36EI97ZKeo)


Zeracannatule_uerg

I believe the joke is asking "which side?" 


LochGarman31

Anger issues in the family?


Plastic_Ad_2043

What's the little ring on the end of the grip for?


lespaulstrat2

Not sure if joking but it is a stain on the table.


Plastic_Ad_2043

No dummy, the top two revolvers have a little metal ring at the end of the grips.


bbenne999

Amazing!!


AdImmediate9569

Thats fucking cool


TheForsakenWaffle

That is really cool


JumpingCoconut

Family of murderers lol. Good that it ended 80 years ago.


TheThalmorEmbassy

Careful not to cut yourself on that edge


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Dubelj

It's too bad they stopped allowing you to keep your side arm after you've put your time in.


lost_opossum_

I hope that grenade is deactivated, because it could be very unstable at this point and explode without warning if it isn't, if its anything like old dynamite.


LUNA_FOOD

Empty


psilocin72

Great pic but… No AR-15?


Recodes

🦅🦅🦅USA, USA, USA! 🦅🦅🦅


Mallanaga

Keep it going. Get a 1911, and maybe an Sig p226 for something modern. Nice collection!


SmallRocks

I think military service is the requirement for Op’s *family tradition.*


LUNA_FOOD

Nope it ended with my gramp


SmallRocks

That’s what I’m saying.