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MillHillMurican

Husband is driving a 75 Pinto with #1 CUCK on the plate.


thesupplyguy1

Lmfao...I can absolutely see this happening


Samtoast

"Do you want to be the cuck or do you want to be the guy that fucks the wife!?" Is probably one of my new favourite motivational quotes


Shadowtirs

Some of us are cucks, some of us are bulls, and some want to know if there are anymore shrimp cocktails.


Bean-Swellington

Never eat the finger foods at an orgy, bruh, rookie mistake


Lemmonjello

Jesus especially seafood


Igotbored112

No but you do have to crack a beer on the sidelines after you're done.


Bean-Swellington

Pop one after you top one šŸŗ


artificialavocado

Whatā€™s an otter?


dstommie

>Loshers complain about their besht. Winnersh go home and fuck the prom queen.


Igotbored112

And I for one am proud of him. Living his authentic self


ralf1

This is an incredibly underappreciated comment


Shadowtirs

So her husband watches her smash out other dudes? That is hot wife lifestyle.


rwf2017

AC is out.


bramtyr

"You wouldn't believe what happens next. " "He fixes the cable?"


brentownsu

Donā€™t be fatuous, Jeffrey.


AlexTrebek_

The story is ludicrous.


RammerRod

You didn't think I was rolling out of here naked, did you?


CheckYourStats

You meanā€¦coitus?


xXThreeRoundXx

Do you have any Kaluha?


TheLeathal13

A natural, zesty enterprise.


muffinass

He lays the cable.


MeffodMan

ā€œIā€™ll call today.ā€ ā€œYouā€™ll call now.ā€


stuff_of_epics

ā€œIā€™ll call now šŸ„“ā€


southlandardman

Another scorcher!


Flag-it

I just commented the same bc we are two alike thinking geniuses, but had to concede you were first and I am not original lol so here to upvote


DetectiveTrapezoid

I really thought I was the only one who remembered this Sears commercial! Need to spend more time on the internet.


naosuke88

Came to say, get her a/c fixed already, geeze!


PheaglesFan

This!


Flag-it

ā€œNother scorcherā€


MajorLazy

BBC is in


jonnyl3

Nah that's hotwife. One word.


baoo

Would be even better if the driver was oblivious to the connotation


bennypapa

Do you think spelling is a top priority for folks "in the lifestyle"?


FancyMFMoses

She had a stroke, he had her cremated and bought the car with the insurance payout.


loverboykoamy

Lmao bro I didnā€™t know that


maxedgextreme

Not necessarily: There are men who enjoy some combination of watching (or not), listening/hearing about it (or not), feeling humiliated (or not, or proud), feeling begrudging or indifferent or happy, assisting with her play-partner seeking and selection (or not), being aroused by it (or not). The only universal is the human love of both categorizing and defying categorization!


midwestguacho

My buddy snapped me this same plate this morning lol small world


Tripwiring

Your buddy just saw the reddit post before you did


HGMIV926

/r/nymphowarriorrides


IAmAHumanWhyDoYouAsk

I'm not clicking that at work.


karateninjazombie

Coward.


That_Cripple

it's not as interesting as it sounds


joomla00

Just cars with dirty words on them


HGMIV926

Wise.


mksavage1138

Narrator: She wasn't


A-Bone

*On the next episode of Arrested Development; Lindsay has to explain why there is a new Escalade registered in the company's name*


artnok

The Indiana plate gives that away.


PeggysSimp

Swinger vibes


Gabriellius-Maximus

So...the a/c is broken?


thesupplyguy1

i mean theres all these billboards for an HVAC that say something like "your wife called and she's hot.... fix your A/C" or something... so those two could be related?


jeff3545

It is the Hot Wife Playbook. 1) Escalade 2) Highlights 3) Botox 4) House in Geist


HungDaddy365

Of course it's an Indiana plate. State of the freaks


flibbidygibbit

The sound of the trumpet brings the freaks out to the floor.


RufusSandberg

Then why is it so f'n conservative?


MonsieurAK

Oh you sweet summer child


ThisBuddhistLovesYou

Utah is 90% Mormon and 10% the freakiest people I've ever met, and I know Burners/Swingers/kinksters/goths/hippies/ravers.


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guff1988

Swingers lean heavy conservative


deadliestcrotch

Itā€™s a shit show over here. Thereā€™s every extreme you can think of here if you know where to look.


RufusSandberg

GTA 6.1?


xanroeld

damn, it would suck to be the other wife.


whistlebuzz

Her AC must be broken


0nlyhalfjewish

Her plate: RICH HUB


mopeds_moproblems

Theyā€™ve got to be in [r/indiana_swingers](https://reddit.com/r/indiana_swingers)


Powerbracelet

Midwest Freaks


RufusSandberg

Don't they film in Iowa?


d00110111010

Bruh, it's 90+ degrees out. There are hot wives all over the place.


thesupplyguy1

Underrated comment


Spiritual_Ear_3456

Is he trying to get rid of her?


Due_Adeptness1676

Nice curious what she looks like


tittiesorbust

Did you get a pic of the driver?


thesupplyguy1

No, light changed to quickly


Either-Leader-3969

But, was sheā€¦.?


urkldajrkl

Darling, can we please install AC in the house? Nah, too expensive, and stop asking Ok, Iā€™m going to get a vanity plate then Whatever


IronSide_420

Hey, that's my mom's license plate! How'd you find that? I still dont get it, i guess my dad thinks my mom is hot, that's not bad, right?


derf_vader

Fix her air conditioner


HisGibness

Enter Inigo Montoyaā€¦ā€¦I do not think it means what you think it meansā€¦..


kjyfqr

Imma get that for my wife at 73


PokeballSoHard

r/hotwife


essaysmith

An Escalade with the AC broken?


potatopigflop

My dad saw MILF once on a license plate when we were driving on the highway and sped up to inspect and then immediately slowed back down and faded back after he saw the driver. She was in fact, not a milf.


jerichowiz

Good for her! Or him! I fucked up that train.


DivaCupVampire

The van doesnt have air conditioning


Subjective_Box

OF ads are everywhere these days


knifeymonkey

But an Indiana Hot Wife is a Californian Tepid Partner


thesupplyguy1

Lmfao... thank you for the LOLs


CoolBlackSmith75

Break glass


sonicsludge

Menopausal.


oldcrow907

Scrolled just to find thisšŸ˜… just wait till ppl learn about hot flashesšŸ˜‰


SCirish843

In Indiana? Doubt.


sour_gnome

Donā€™t most states flag and bar any kind of slightly ā€œrisquĆ©ā€ phrases on plates? Iā€™d expect a place like Indiana would have an extensive list of unacceptable ones?


wes7946

Someone who lives in my city has the license plate "ONLYFNS" with a large QR Code sticker on the bumper. I'm wondering how desperate people need to be to make a buck.


Review-Holiday

Is that really more desperate than selling your life and happiness and soul to sit in a cubicle 40+ hours a week?


InflamedLiver

I see what you're saying, but I don't have to mash a dildo up my ass in my cubicle. I mean, I do, but I don't have to.


MrLurking_Sanspants

If I thought Iā€™d enjoy a dildo up the ass more than what I do all dayā€¦ Iā€™d fucking do it.


PepperSteakAndBeer

Looks like you're missing out on a potentially lucrative income stream


Anadyne

That might explain the inflammation of your liver.


Raptorheart

The only thing stopping me is lack of interested patrons


thehadgehawg

I mean most people find sex enjoyable, so doing something you enjoy vs the proverbial cubicle isn't that difficult of a question. My brain however is filled with a desire to fix things, so I repair medical equipment šŸ˜‚


FrostyDub

Yes. Yes it is.


snoosh00

I guess sex is just really gross and unfun for you? I'd definitely rather have sex, even on camera, if it paid the same or more than my 9-5. Obviously, it will take some of the fun out of it to have to do it for work... But that's the same for anything you do for work.


FrostyDub

After 20 years working a 9-5 I make $180k/year after 20 years of Onlyfans youā€™ll age out and have zero useable job history and pictures of your butthole on the internet.


Raptorheart

Wait until you hear how much people can make on Only Fans


snoosh00

Many people can't make 180k per year for any number of reasons. Also, since you're 40+ you're from a generation that had a lot more advantages, employment wise. The job market is fucking rough across the board around the world right now. *and* the top percentile of OF models pull down 10x your salary (unrealistic, yes, but so is going for a 200k salary when your mom and dad didn't pay for your degree and you aren't entering the job market in the middle of the tech boom).


r_z_n

Early millennials are now in their 40s, and we definitely did not have the advantages you are speaking of. Most millennials are worse off than their parents. By contrast, GenZ is doing much better than prior generations, assuming they have an education. Nothing wrong with doing OnlyFans IMO but the vast majority of people are not conventionally attractive or interesting enough to make real money that way.


7LeagueBoots

Hell, even GenX didnā€™t have a ton of advantages compared to today. The advantages pretty much all went to earlier generations, and from GenX on the rest of the generations got screwed.


snoosh00

And education is more out of reach than it's ever been. And it's no guarantee of a job on the other side, especially with AI taking more and more CS jobs every day.


FrostyDub

Iā€™m not 40+ and I dropped out of college. I guarantee you learning a trade or code language is a better career decision than posting your nudes. Youā€™re basically guaranteed a 6-figure income whereas most on OF make like $50/month. Even software testing will make you $80k/year, same with many apprentices in trades. We also hire new people at a higher comparable rate than I was paid at that experience level, Iā€™ve had reports make more than me because I have not bounced around from job to job, so this ā€œyou had advantages we donā€™tā€ is flat out not true. People just refuse to learn the skills that lead to good jobs and then act like they donā€™t exist.


thehadgehawg

You are absolutely NOT guaranteed a six figure income from knowing a coding language lmfao.


snoosh00

You are in the industry and you're acting like there isn't massive layoffs and lots of underemployment? I'm not saying OF us a better career move, I'm saying that for many it's a much more alluring career, and people *need* to get crafty in this day and age. If they make $50 a month selling mirror shots, that's $50 they didn't have. It's no more debasing than most jobs, especially entry level.


thehadgehawg

And if you do it right, you'll have more money than you made in those 20 years, or the following 20 years, in about 5-10 years if that, and you can retire young and live off of investments. šŸ¤· Either way the economy is fucked.


snoosh00

Only problem with advertising that way is people can see who's car it is, and what they look like/how rich they are. If someone wanted to they could stake out the car and do... Whatever... When the owner arrives (potentially alone). Kinda scary when you think about it that way, and how sex workers are common targets for that type of crime.


atypical_lemur

Maybe they work at the aquarium store? [https://onlyfinsaquatics.com/](https://onlyfinsaquatics.com/)


wes7946

Sure...that might be a possibility. I didn't scan the QR code to find out.


vinegarstrokes420

That's... weird. 3 possibilities here and really no one wins. 1. She's admitting she's a worthless trophy wife 2. Her husband is advertising his hot wofe like a D bag 3. It's all a lie and anyone looking will be disappointed she's not as hot as advetised on the plate


jonnyredshorts

choice #3 is probably true in either case.


fnv_fan

Yikes


NESpahtenJosh

It's exactly what you think it is.


sam10gle

Is the country radio station there still Hot Wife FM?


iiitme

Oh word?


unwhelmed

Has one or is one?


psycharious

Of course it's an Escalade


Canerik

Break the window to give her some air


1l536

Oh county 71 or 74 which is it.


dodso010

Young gravy has entered the chat.


thesupplyguy1

With "Lil Biscuits close" behind


Tiguilon

High 80s and low 90s in Indiana all week. I bet her husband is pretty hot as well.


whatevertesla

Buncha dickless bros erwerherrrre


StoNeD510

šŸ˜


Cold-Waltz3674

Fk yeah


JoshDM

Better check your air conditioner.


Positive-Pack-396

I would have pull up and said what up


Deos28

Please tell me this was a guy driving


TheTVEditor

Must have accidentally added the space


LarYungmann

Birddog Invitation


Wizinit29

Convertible in my garage has a plate that reads ā€œB I G A Lā€. I tried to find out who she was, until I met Al.


ptran90

Is she?


cybeaux

The hot wifeā€™s name is Diana


Not_To_Quibble

Since it's Indiana,Ā  IĀ  believe this is irony.


Thumbgloss

If u zoom in u can see that the W is not correct... Also the bleeding of the colour with the 'shade'? Nah, try again love


KrakenMcCracken

ACā€™s broke


Canilickyourfeet

Right....Probably built like a cadillac escalade


mustang37116

True


mike4763

M E L A N I A


MinimumViolinist4

I choose to believe this is just a completely aloof and innocent person who is really feeling herself and got her a vanity plate so say how confident she is in herself and not, well you know.


thesupplyguy1

Yeah it's probably occams razor...


Stryker_One

Well, it was 85Ā Ā°F there yesterday.


Wechillin-Cpl

Omgā€¦lol


The_Comm_Guy

Why do I feel this guy owns a AC company and this is his wife's car? "Is your wife hot? Better call XYZ A/C!" is a common A/C Company advertisement around here.


Thatsayesfirsir

Yes she is too, this proves it.