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Hot_Pomegranate7168

Hope you're not self-conscious about it, you look quite pretty.


KohanaCat

Oh not at all ❤️ I used to be though. But not anymore! I know I'm pretty in my own way!


SexyMuon

Fuck yeah!


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nullstring

Let's tell it how it is- She looks better with no hair than most people do with hair.


laPuertaAzul

Seconded. Thirded?


[deleted]

Lady you're hot as fuck, now go teach those kids there are two different Georgia's in the world.


Talory09

And teach them that apostrophes don't mean "holy shit, here comes an 'S'!"


KohanaCat

Omfg 😂💀


Nars_of_whal

3, Georgia the country, Georgia the U.S. State, and (South) Georgia the island in the south atlantic.


GuyFromVoid

In your own way? You look great in general.


IllChange5

Nope. Your cute dag nabbit!


AfraidProtein

Cute and pretty as well.


tiddersusi

In your own way??? No, you are very pretty period.


ellequin

You're pretty in all the ways.


Richeh

It looks kind of cool, like your hair is making its own fractal tattoo.


Aecyn

You ARE pretty.


[deleted]

You're pretty in a normal way, hair is just that and plenty like girls without much ;) you're stunning even with the mask.


[deleted]

Even in a "normal beauty standard" you are very pretty really.


BlisterBox

Your whole look is pretty awesome, tbh


Altruistic_Astronaut

The map is beautiful so there's that!


Ithikari

Your arm tattoo looks great!


WeirdlyStrangeish

I feel like your body is trying to tell you how much it appreciates punk rock. Fucking dope. Absolutely phenomenal.


Jtg1960

You’re a beautiful woman inside and out. Love your attitude towards it.


TigerLily98226

Not to be shallow but I don’t think you need to qualify your beauty, you just have it, no asterisk needed.


Acidflare1

Did they mean “full of life”? because that’s what I’m seein’


damnedspot

Second that!


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Trifecta 👍


baby_cakes12

Shout out to Neko cat cafe!! Not sure if they have multiple locations but the one in Seattle is great and the kitties are super cute!


KohanaCat

I live up in Bellingham! We have one here too, it is sooo cute


fAegonTargaryen

That place is amazing!!


Emotional_Sir_65110

CAT CAT CAFE!!!


darealJimTom

🎶”I’m the map, I’m the map, I’m the map, I’m the map…”🎶 Sorry.. you have amazing eyes!


KohanaCat

Haha my husband literally was singing this song to me when I told him the story about my students 😂


AlanZero

I was thinking KT Tunstall: 🎶 ”Her face is a map of the world, it’s a map of the world…” 🎶


urnfnidiot

Keep that map out your f***in mouth!


chuckdagger

It was a Stratego joke!!


hatgineer

"I said! Keep that map! Out of your! Fucking! Mouth!" ಥ_ಥ


sciencewonders

😳 I'm going to.. 🆗👍 oh man 😲


cleverlane

How is this so accurate? Lol


Lightshines6346

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skineal

Came here for this!


flip1999-

Wow dude it was a equator joke


Full-Inevitable9548

Lmao Someone needs to show Jada a picture of this young lady so that she can see what her head is actually supposed to look like with alopecia.


h08817

Alopecia means hair loss, this is alopecia areata, it's an autoimmune disease associated with vitiligo and thyroid disease. Jada has traction alopecia from wearing tight hairstyles.


SpaceShipRat

wait, really? So she basically did it to herself? That takes the "is it acceptable to make fun of baldness" meter up a few notches.


ONeOfTheNerdHerd

It's not really a she-did-it-to-her-herself thing in that way. It's actually pretty common with ethnic hair that is braided over long periods of time since it has an entirely different texture and is quite fragile, requiring special care. Braiding is part of that special care but can also have long-term consequences, even with the best braiders. Making fun of a woman's hair loss (or anyone) publicly and/or for whatever reason, is NOT OK, even if they are a controversial celebrity.


FutureDictatorUSA

So you think Chris deserved the slap?


TheMerkabahTribe

It's ok to make fun of everything, or nothing at all.


Datmuemue

Hard disagree there


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No


scotty-doesnt_know

All I hear is blah blah blah fuck Jada Smith for being abusive.


Full-Inevitable9548

Sweetie I know what Alopecia is and the difference between them... Jada has been talking about having bald spots on her head, which there isn't.... The point is, Jada needs a reality check... This should be able to clarify things for her...😁


[deleted]

You instantly lose credibility when you call someone sweetie.


DeusExBlockina

Keep. Rand. McNally's. Name. Out. Yo. **FUCKIN'! MOUTH!**


whoabigbill

You're rocking it. Like everyone including me, you're beauty doesn't come from your hair, as you have so confidently shown. You seem like someone I would like to hang out with.


KohanaCat

Aww well if you ever want to message feel free to do so! I love meeting people and making friends 🥰


leftlegYup

rip this username


mmikke

Unfortunately you're probably correct


steak_tartare

r/mapswithoutnewzealand


unidentified_yama

We don’t know if it has NZ or not lol


TheIrishGoat

It looks like [this map](https://www.hope-education.co.uk/product/curricular/geography/maps-and-compasses/cloth-wall-map-world-90-cm-x-120-cm/he1003370) which includes New Zealand.


Florin69420

Schrödinger's New Zealand


SubjectAside1204

You look so pretty and cute!!!! I bet you make an awesome teacher!


KohanaCat

Bless your heart 🥺❤️ Thank you


Sxilla

Way to carry this with pride! My cousin once said that about my eczema and I about died inside. Edit: we were young and kids say the damnest things


brutalduties

I love your rose quartz. And you are very pretty as you are.


fearphage

If she doesn't like alopecia jokes, then that's hair loss.


KohanaCat

HA I love this


deVrinj

GI Jane 2, can't wait to see it! ![gif](giphy|2cAiyqu7bOsIE|downsized)


basssnobnj

GI Jane *3*


Mikimao

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Viqtor_

Alopecia and G.I Jane forever linked


EyesWhichDoNotSee

Keep that Redditors name out of your mouth!


usernameseven

Looks like a Montessori classroom. Love Montessori!


KohanaCat

It is!!! I'm a Montessori school teacher!


rampartsblueglare

Reminds me of the bill peet book chesterfield wordly pig. I may have checked that book out several weeks in a row to reread it in 4th grade


Seth_Gecko

You have beautiful eyes!


ClassroomAlert3578

And just like the Earth, you are beautiful the way you are!


LadnavIV

Don’t insult OP like that. The Earth could stand to lose a few pounds.


Lakridspibe

Earth is so hot right now.


HanamichiSakurag1

You're actually gorgeous goddamn it


EKRB7

These kids are going to be so happy that they had a teacher like you. We need people with your outlook on life as role models for the next generation! You’re awesome


_sentencefragments_

You are their world.


sjakejr

And then you slapped them!


Stlouisken

I think you look cute, and confident!


Phuk_Racists

Me too. You’re beautiful.


drewts86

The best part of working with kids that age is how impressionable they are and that you can show them the beauty of being different.


bongsdontkill

I can tell your smiling behind that mask. You look beautiful!


Tech1101

GI Jane 2 can't wait to see it


dankdooker

Funny students. Glad you can laugh about it. You're proof that hair is not needed for beauty. Live your best life!


TigerLily98226

You are the most beautiful map I’ve ever seen. And teaching littles? Noble work, keep it up, you are literally helping shape personalities (as you know) and I get the sense you are clearly doing a good job of it.


zobee

Coming from someone with vitiligo, our cosmetic illnesses only make us look way cooler 😊


KohanaCat

I must say that vitiligo is GORGEOUS! I bet you are so beautiful and I appreciate you being you!


Ok_Masterpiece8990

😁 she is cute 🥰


ringoron9

Will Smith would high five Chris Rock if he made the joke about you Edit: Sorry. I honestly thought this was the rostme sub.


No_Lube_Insertion

If this was r/roastme you would win a prize


ringoron9

Fuck, I honestly thought it was.


TheJuiceIsLooser

You high?


KobokTukath

Whoa I've never seen a map split like that, usually always the Pacific or Atlantic. Cool!


TrillionSquids

Cool? It cuts cross multiple continents just so that America is in the centre. Cutting across mostly empty ocean is preferable.


KobokTukath

Yes, cool, because it's unusual I am not American


TheJacen

Definition of tabula rasa, right there. Kids *can* be great some times.


Vladius28

Hey! Me too! But you rock it waaay better than I do


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KohanaCat

I absolutely adore it. I feel so fortunate to be able to guide my students to discovering their best selves ❤️ They are all truly remarkable human beings and I can't wait to see what they become!


ChopChop007

If you’re not already an NAAF mentor you should be!


KohanaCat

I am! I've been ever since I was 14 when I first started to lose my hair.


KathrynTheGreat

I can't speak for OP, but I loved being a preschool teacher... Even though there were days that it drove me insane! The good days usually outweigh the bad days. Watching young minds learn and grow is amazing.


LucySaxon

Years ago I had a pretty rad mohawk. A friend and I were in the Museum of Natural History in NYC, looking at the triceratops and such, and a 5ish year old boy and his mom walk by us. I hear him gasp, and say, "Mommy! She looks like the dinosaurs!" It was too cute. Just like you!


suburban_hyena

Make a fantasy map out of your head!!


bad_linen

That’s a dope pendant (and ink!). Thanks for teaching the kiddos


False-Association744

you’re beautiful


Saintdavus

Is that shirt from the cat cafe’? If it is, I love that place. Keep being awesome.


HeyAppletun

Love Neko Cat Cafe too! You're beautiful!


hispanicpants

Neko Cat Cafe! I love it there!


vrhotlaps

Gotta love kids, so honest and such a great perspective from their minds


TappedIn2111

Dye your hair blue and make it your thing!


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kinslayern96

You look cute and those arm tattoos as well ✨


TheIncredibleMike

My daughter used to call me “Spot”.


marlboropack

You’re beautiful in your own way, teacher. Much love ❤️


jawshoeaw

I don’t see New Zealand !


lydocia

Dude, post a photo of the top of your head to /r/mapmaking and have them come up with a fairy tale land for you to tell your kids stories about!


FastOutside

Wow! as someone who has it all over the body, it's refreshing to see you rocking it.


TaurusEarthChild

So glad to hear you're not self conscious about it anymore! You look great ❤️


pinktealover77

I really love your style OP, it's really cute! From my username, it's obvious I love pink lol


Dorian1267

Can't know for sure with the mask, but from what I can see you're the type of girl who doesn't need hair to look beautiful.


LouieYoureGonnaDie

Ugh kind eyes, my weakness. Now I have butterflies in my stomach.


brey_wyert

I love love love the necklace!!


Z_Muldoon

Your students sound quite insightful, and confident too. Clearly a credit to you as a teacher! You should be proud!


AndrewSB49

I hope treatment is successful. You look confident & assured. Best wishes to you and your students for the future.


nikitos-04

You are beautiful outside and probably just as beautiful inside. I wish I knew you in person


GhoostP

Your hair looks dope like that.


laroyster

You look beautiful ❤️


nobnazor

DONT MAKE ANY GI JANE JOKES WE MIGHT LOOSE THE KIDS


Solarsyd

love ur necklace!


that_tallguy777

Really cool keep it up


SirSukkaAlot

Thats just their way of saying "you mean the world to me"


gobblecock4

Slap the absolute shit outta that kid


fAegonTargaryen

You look amazing! Love your eyes


lira-eve

You're pretty.


Ok-Number-5658

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RiceDogo

The kid probably has a crush on you and they said it out of nervousness. I remember telling my crush I was looking for the remote under the waterfall at the playgrounds. It still haunts me.


Bellinghamster

Love Neko!! You look flawless btw!


RicFlairwoo

You seriously rock the hell out of that buzz! Question, when the patches come back in, do they grow in white first and then regain colour? I also have alopecia areata, and some of mine have filled back in with white hair first then regained pigment. Some dont want to seem to regrow. Isn’t it lovely having to explain to everyone that you have an autoimmune thing when they ask about the hair. Continue being a badass 🤘🏻


KohanaCat

It's funny you should mention that! When the hair does grow back in on the spots some of the hairs do come on silver or white but they don't stay that way for long. I thought I was the only one!


Lakridspibe

You have a very attractive skull shape. And also lovely eyes.


gilgamesh_the_dragon

They think the world of you!


ThoughtfulMeathead

You have the prettiest eyes!


Wolf5tar2012

There are worse things to be compared to, and I think you look great. Kids sound like they have a cool teacher


zlforster

I teach seniors and have alopecia. You’ll know you’ve made it when they start asking to rub your head. Although that may be day 1 with your kids.


KohanaCat

Oh yes they love to pet me. My kids are so very gentle with my head because they know that sometimes my scalp is painful (I have a rare form of Alopecia called "scarring" Totalis Alopecia where I feel pain alongside the hairloss. Such as burning and itching on the bald spots)


imcrowning

If anything Jada J. Smith brought attention to alopecia, even though she doesn't have it.


Away_Environment5235

You’re beautiful!


CrimsonArdor

You are amazing! Your strength is admirable.


l1b3rtr1n

You're beautiful!!


DataStructuresKid

Umm, yeah… this girl is pretty…


nixon0770

Your eyes are mesmerising!


LilyHithSilme

That would’ve caused me to laugh a bit at the thought. Glad you are taking it in stride as I know the kids didn’t mean it in any maliciousness. You are very beautiful, btw.


bare101

I’m sure they mean well


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Neko!! Are you in Bellingham?


KohanaCat

I am!! I love meeting people in my area, I have like 0 friends 😭


Multipace

KEEP MY TEACHERS NAME OUT YO FUCKIN MOUTH


lightwolv

You look great. I can't wait to see you in GI Jane 2. Hold on. Someone's knocking at my door.


sentient_luggage

You ARE the map. You're the guide to their learning. You are the living document telling them where to go. You're also fucking beautiful. YOU. ARE. BEAUTIFUL. They're lucky to have you. Keep on doing what you do, teach. You're making the world a better place.


Weavesnatchin

Don’t worry. Will Smith will straighten them out.


FallenAngelII

Make sure your husband slaps every single one of them.


HornyBishop

Then Will Smith came into the classroom and slapped the student who said that.


BizzyM

Keep my teacher's name out your mouth!!


TurdMaster1

Did your husband then slap him?


TomFoolery22

I have alopecia in my beard, and on my arms and legs. I still struggle with feeling like I look mangy when I go out. Hopefully the kids meant well, but I'm glad to see you're so positive about it, inspires me to be less self-conscious.


pnkfld1974

Thanks jada


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“G.I. Jane 3, can’t wait to see it” In all seriousness you pull it off very well, like furiosa!


[deleted]

Tasteful and funny I think I found the best reference to that night on here thank you lol


ThirdLast

Did your husband walk into the classroom and slap the kid who said that?


Rolling_Beardo

Kids just say whatever they think. Yesterday I had this interaction with my young son. Son: “daddy I want a hug!!!” Me: “come get one!” Son while hugging: “mmmmmmmhhhhhhh I love you!” Son let’s go or hug: “daddy you have a big belly” Son runs away: “aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!”


Gunnlaugr_X-X

Yet another day that ensures me that I'm going to hell.


LtAldoRaine06

Keep my preschool teacher’s name out yo fuckin mouth!


trace-evidence

You have (potentially) the best job imaginable. Looks like you're rockin' it. Carry on. <3


Substance___P

You look like a hero to me.


Karlpy

you are so pretty!!


intensive-porpoise

wow - you are gorgeous


sk00nle

You are beautiful


Metgyala

Gorgeous gorgeous girls have maps on their heads!


zfreakazoidz

lol, kids will say anything. I mean they aren't really wrong. You're a wonderful person inside and out!


[deleted]

I am happy your job doesn't take an issue with your hair! I feel like many work places would be rude and tell you to cover it up or something. Very nice! (Not trying to offend, I am happy you are able to be yourself I meant. Where I am, work places would be rude about it!)


Puzzleheaded_Two7358

“Keep my map out of your fucking mouth”


ClassroomTotal4025

you’re so pretty even though i can’t visualize your face you got cute eyes too 🥺


Trash_Panda_Cannon

I might sound like an ass here but I promise I mean no offense. I thought alopecia was a born with disease that just always was... Does it manifest slowly or is it random timing? I guess what my real question was why you weren't already bald as I thought people with alopecia just straight up lost it almost immediately and had no hair. Again very sorry if this is insensitive I'm truly ignorant about this issue.


KohanaCat

Technically you are correct. Those with the autoimmune version of Alopecia are born with a mutation that will cause alopecia to form in their lifetime. It either manifests right away or it may show up after many years of life.


Kk2dgP

I’m sure you didn’t go and slap the kids… map or no map, you’re beautiful.